Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Deadline)   Apple makes things worse by giving Mariah Carey a Christmas special   (deadline.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Apple Inc., Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, ITunes Store, Grammy Award winners, ITunes, Snoop Dogg, IPhone  
•       •       •

410 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Nov 2020 at 2:53 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



37 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-11-27 10:42:40 AM  
So after she sings that one song, then what?
 
2020-11-27 12:04:50 PM  

Persnickety: So after she sings that one song, then what?


I would totally watch it if the song was followed by absolute silence and people just awkwardly sitting there for the rest of the episode.
 
2020-11-27 12:14:13 PM  
First the Great Pumpkin theft and now this?  Why does Tim Cook hate America?
 
2020-11-27 12:21:58 PM  
One
More
Time!
 
2020-11-27 2:55:21 PM  
She usually does a Christmas themed concert tour this time of year, so it makes sense.
 
2020-11-27 2:55:24 PM  
How large is she now?
 
2020-11-27 2:58:48 PM  
If she sings topless, that would greatly improve the Christmas experience.
 
2020-11-27 2:59:26 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size



WELCOME TO FARK

 
2020-11-27 3:10:18 PM  
Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You By Mariah Carey
Youtube Y9w3GSkJBzU
 
2020-11-27 3:19:25 PM  
If you think this is bad Florida/Georgia Line is working on a "musical". Hope I am actually in a coma and this past year, hell the last 4 years was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream.
 
2020-11-27 4:00:40 PM  

CarnySaur: She usually does a Christmas themed concert tour this time of year, so it makes sense.


It doesn't make sense that anyone would watch it though
 
2020-11-27 4:05:10 PM  

chitownmike: CarnySaur: She usually does a Christmas themed concert tour this time of year, so it makes sense.

It doesn't make sense that anyone would watch it though


We warned you when you were righting that "too many channels nowadays please eliminate 3000" letter, but did you listen?

No
 
2020-11-27 4:18:44 PM  
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Chatroulette Version)
Youtube InYvRyX2Fu4
 
2020-11-27 4:28:37 PM  
Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-11-27 4:35:23 PM  
So, being raised by Gwyneth Paltrow makes you think this sort of thing is a good idea?

DNRTFA
 
2020-11-27 6:10:27 PM  
SPIDERMAN SLAP ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Youtube yXaUXYkKi88
 
2020-11-27 6:12:31 PM  

jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]


Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?
 
2020-11-27 6:27:15 PM  

Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?


And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.
 
2020-11-27 6:39:01 PM  
e.snmc.ioView Full Size
 
2020-11-27 6:45:06 PM  

rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.


All the dogs/bats she annoyed over the years finally have their revenge.
 
2020-11-27 6:46:07 PM  

rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.


Explain Rush then
 
2020-11-27 7:01:34 PM  

LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then


Easy, Geddy Lee wrote the lyrics for his voice. You may not enjoy his singing style but it is well within his range.

Contrast that with more modern singers that live in an artificial falsetto that tears their vocal cords to shreds (Mariah, Adelle, Ariana Grande).
 
2020-11-27 7:57:01 PM  
Vast tracts of snow-covered land.
 
2020-11-27 9:15:50 PM  

Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?


Cause she got faaaat! Before Lizzo and love your body even if it's an early death sentence became a thing.
 
2020-11-27 9:17:20 PM  

LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then


That dude was not a good singer. Good band, not great vocals. Sounded like Michael Jackson somewhere between 12 and 16 just less pitch.
 
2020-11-27 9:17:56 PM  

rummonkey: LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then

Easy, Geddy Lee wrote the lyrics for his voice. You may not enjoy his singing style but it is well within his range.

Contrast that with more modern singers that live in an artificial falsetto that tears their vocal cords to shreds (Mariah, Adelle, Ariana Grande).


More studio enhancement and autotune.
 
2020-11-27 9:19:42 PM  

invictus2: [YouTube video: SPIDERMAN SLAP ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS]


That should have come with a warning.
 
2020-11-27 10:13:10 PM  

rummonkey: LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then

Easy, Geddy Lee wrote the lyrics for his voice. You may not enjoy his singing style but it is well within his range.

Contrast that with more modern singers that live in an artificial falsetto that tears their vocal cords to shreds (Mariah, Adelle, Ariana Grande).


Geddy Lee did not write the lyrics much post Neil Peart
 
2020-11-27 10:27:05 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2020-11-27 11:05:03 PM  
Upon reflection, I suppose it could be worse. They could have Pia Zadora do a dance number.

...with 50 Robert Goulet impersonators crooning the National Anthem
 
2020-11-28 12:59:25 AM  

ZMugg: Upon reflection, I suppose it could be worse. They could have Pia Zadora do a dance number.

...with 50 Robert Goulet impersonators crooning the National Anthem


Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet
Youtube zhx2w0nQrB8
 
2020-11-28 1:45:50 AM  

bfh0417: LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then

That dude was not a good singer. Good band, not great vocals. Sounded like Michael Jackson somewhere between 12 and 16 just less pitch.


He couldn't match the sweet dulcet tones of Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, but I thought he did okay with that song.
i.pinimg.comView Full Size

Did he do any others?
 
2020-11-28 1:56:32 AM  
Radiohead - Creep But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You By Mariah Carey
Youtube ZE4shVkwqIk
 
2020-11-28 2:20:14 AM  
Trump sings All I Want For Christmas Is You [Deepfake]
Youtube pgtfcIdOYl0
 
2020-11-28 5:15:06 AM  

rummonkey: LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then

Easy, Geddy Lee wrote the lyrics for his voice. You may not enjoy his singing style but it is well within his range.

Contrast that with more modern singers that live in an artificial falsetto that tears their vocal cords to shreds (Mariah, Adelle, Ariana Grande).


https://www.reddit.com/r/rush/comment​s​/ec0epk/what_happened_with_geddy_lees_​voice/
 
2020-11-28 12:06:28 PM  

jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image 612x612]


I miss the days when she wasn't a drunk whale.
 
2020-11-28 9:16:55 PM  

thesharkman: rummonkey: LewDux: rummonkey: Flappyhead: jaytkay: Does she have a 1990s Christmas special we could watch instead?

[Fark user image image 612x612]

Ed the Sock put it best.  Mariah was already attractive and has an excellent voice, so why in the hell did she wreck herself with plastic surgery?

And unsustainable singing techniques that ruined her voice.

Explain Rush then

Easy, Geddy Lee wrote the lyrics for his voice. You may not enjoy his singing style but it is well within his range.

Contrast that with more modern singers that live in an artificial falsetto that tears their vocal cords to shreds (Mariah, Adelle, Ariana Grande).

Geddy Lee did not write the lyrics much post Neil Peart


True, I could have worded that better. Neil Peart was definitely the lyrical inspiration for the band when he came on board. I was referring to the actual musical part of the songwriting, Geddy Lee knows his voice and writes for it very well.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.