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2020-11-27 3:49:17 PM  
the NIS told lawmakers that North Korea executed a high-profile money changer in Pyongyang last month

Christ, what an asshole
 
2020-11-27 6:09:52 PM  
North Korea has an economy to damage.
 
2020-11-27 6:11:18 PM  

thatboyoverthere: North Korea has an economy to damage.


Forgot the question mark.
 
2020-11-27 6:11:53 PM  

whither_apophis: the NIS told lawmakers that North Korea executed a high-profile money changer in Pyongyang last month

Christ, what an asshole


WWJD?
 
2020-11-27 6:17:41 PM  

whither_apophis: the NIS told lawmakers that North Korea executed a high-profile money changer in Pyongyang last month

Christ, what an asshole


Just more evidence of whats to come from President Bidens Anti Capitalists Pro Socialist Commie plans for the United States. Am I right??

trump would never have allowed North Korea to get away with the actions they are taking.
 
2020-11-27 6:20:30 PM  
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?
 
2020-11-27 6:24:53 PM  

lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?


I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.
 
2020-11-27 6:29:12 PM  

Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.


Every tv show about ocean fisihing I see on tv involves tiny cabin spaces and dudes who are touching shoulder-to-shoulder to do the labour. They are crowded workplaces.
 
2020-11-27 6:29:53 PM  

Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.


Yes, that's exactly why. That's been an avenue for refugees for a while now.
 
2020-11-27 6:31:05 PM  
ROMANS 13:1


/ Take comfort and weep not.
 
2020-11-27 6:31:21 PM  
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2020-11-27 6:34:06 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.

Every tv show about ocean fisihing I see on tv involves tiny cabin spaces and dudes who are touching shoulder-to-shoulder to do the labour. They are crowded workplaces.


It's the same formula as wrestling; homoeroticism conveniently and comfortably disguised as machismo.
 
2020-11-27 6:37:07 PM  
Have we reached the part in the book where all of the North Koreans go down into their bunkers and never come back out, but everyone is too afraid to go in and look?
 
2020-11-27 6:37:41 PM  

monsatano: whither_apophis: the NIS told lawmakers that North Korea executed a high-profile money changer in Pyongyang last month

Christ, what an asshole

WWJD?


Flip over a table and whip some bankers.
 
2020-11-27 6:39:05 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Have we reached the part in the book where all of the North Koreans go down into their bunkers and never come back out, but everyone is too afraid to go in and look?


Book, amazing. Movie, not so much.
 
2020-11-27 6:42:20 PM  
Why, all of a sudden, do I have a yen for some Korean short rib?
Some of those pickles too.
 
2020-11-27 6:44:47 PM  
It's news because they killed only 2 people
 
2020-11-27 6:46:30 PM  

lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?



Your confusion is because you clipped off the best part:

> North Korea has also banned fishing and salt production at sea to prevent seawater from being infected with the virus, the NIS told lawmakers.


...
Yeah.  I think that should clear it up.
 
2020-11-27 6:47:44 PM  
One of the lawmakers, Ha Tae-keung, quoted the NIS as saying Kim is displaying "excessive anger" and taking "irrational measures" over the pandemic and its economic impact.

Yeah, thanks for the heads up.  The guy's been a font of reason and patience up 'til now.
 
2020-11-27 6:47:59 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.

Every tv show about ocean fisihing I see on tv involves tiny cabin spaces and dudes who are touching shoulder-to-shoulder to do the labour. They are crowded workplaces.


TFA says to prevent the sea water from being infected.
"North Korea has also banned fishing and salt production at sea to prevent seawater from being infected with the virus, the NIS told lawmakers. "

Someone is confused or being fed a load of alternative facts.
 
2020-11-27 6:48:51 PM  
Have they designed a backpack ventilator to be worn by their methed-up goose-stepping soldiers as do their bigboy parades for Little Kimmie?
 
2020-11-27 6:54:30 PM  

lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?


North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fleeing by seaand locked down the capital.

Ftfy
 
2020-11-27 6:59:50 PM  

baron von doodle: monsatano: whither_apophis: the NIS told lawmakers that North Korea executed a high-profile money changer in Pyongyang last month

Christ, what an asshole

WWJD?

Flip over a table and whip some bankers.


That's probably the problem, people keep thinking you can be like the US and be fine with it, or be like NK and execute them.
What happened to being like Jesus and just beating the shiat out of them?
 
2020-11-27 7:01:52 PM  
It was inevitable after Greta Thunberg was appointed to the inner cabinet.
 
2020-11-27 7:09:11 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Have we reached the part in the book where all of the North Koreans go down into their bunkers and never come back out, but everyone is too afraid to go in and look?


Where do you think the Morlocks came from in The Time Machine?
 
2020-11-27 7:30:16 PM  

phrawgh: Bennie Crabtree: Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.

Every tv show about ocean fisihing I see on tv involves tiny cabin spaces and dudes who are touching shoulder-to-shoulder to do the labour. They are crowded workplaces.

It's the same formula as wrestling; homoeroticism conveniently and comfortably disguised as machismo.


It ain't gay, if you're underway!
 
2020-11-27 7:51:36 PM  
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2020-11-27 8:05:21 PM  

lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?


In Best Korea the fish catch you (and infect you with covid)!
 
2020-11-27 8:13:38 PM  

Mr_Smartypants: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?


Your confusion is because you clipped off the best part:

> North Korea has also banned fishing and salt production at sea to prevent seawater from being infected with the virus, the NIS told lawmakers.


...Yeah.  I think that should clear it up.


Too many people sailing off trying to defect and their boats washing up on Japan.
 
2020-11-27 8:18:07 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 640x588]


Yeah, that's a photoshop.
 
2020-11-27 8:43:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 640x588]

Yeah, that's a photoshop.


Not that photoshop is necessary.

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2020-11-27 8:54:21 PM  
ZOMG NK executed 2 people!

That put them at like 20% of America's total.

/WTF, 2 people?
 
2020-11-27 9:02:38 PM  

ColonelCathcart: ZOMG NK executed 2 people!

That put them at like 20% of America's total.

/WTF, 2 people?


To be fair those two people really really really had the rona. Like mega-rona!
 
2020-11-27 9:05:13 PM  

Kalyco Jack: ColonelCathcart: ZOMG NK executed 2 people!

That put them at like 20% of America's total.

/WTF, 2 people?

To be fair those two people really really really had the rona. Like mega-rona!


Is executing plague rats an option? We have plenty of irrefutable, self-provided video evidence to condemn them.
 
2020-11-27 11:29:24 PM  

phrawgh: Weatherkiss: SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 640x588]

Yeah, that's a photoshop.

Not that photoshop is necessary.

[i.insider.com image 850x566]


seriously, than why do it?  I'm not a NK sympathiser but why even bother to do that photoshop in the first place?
 
2020-11-28 1:42:51 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Bennie Crabtree: Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.

Every tv show about ocean fisihing I see on tv involves tiny cabin spaces and dudes who are touching shoulder-to-shoulder to do the labour. They are crowded workplaces.

TFA says to prevent the sea water from being infected.
"North Korea has also banned fishing and salt production at sea to prevent seawater from being infected with the virus, the NIS told lawmakers. "

Someone is confused or being fed a load of alternative facts.


Well, coronavirus has been found in semen, and the ocean is full of sperm whales, so.
 
2020-11-28 2:03:36 AM  

thatboyoverthere: thatboyoverthere: North Korea has an economy to damage.

Forgot the question mark.


They do, AFAIK they had one of the fastest growing ones, before this, due to Kim's reforms.

You could say that their starting point made it easier. But all the same, yeah they do, they export to China.
 
2020-11-28 2:05:52 AM  

Grizmund: lolmao500: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has ordered at least two people executed, banned fishing at sea and locked down the capital

Yeah because somehow you can catch covid from fishing? What?

I know they have had issues with people escaping by boat in the past. Maybe that's why. Or their war against Poseidon is heating up.


Or they reaiise what happens if people are in a confined space?
 
2020-11-28 5:42:28 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 640x588]


"Was David's, will be Leonid's"
 
2020-11-28 6:15:03 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: thatboyoverthere: thatboyoverthere: North Korea has an economy to damage.

Forgot the question mark.

They do, AFAIK they had one of the fastest growing ones, before this, due to Kim's reforms.

You could say that their starting point made it easier. But all the same, yeah they do, they export to China.


If I got from having one dollar, to 4 dollars, my wealth did increase 300 percent. Doesn't change the fact I still can't afford a sandwich.
 
2020-11-28 8:00:37 AM  
some facts about north korea

1. NK only army that can create their own bombs while in the bush just by using their medal as shrapnel.
2. Kim finaly mastered his life and death cultivation technique after going from life to death so often so now he is doing a ritual sacrifice to ascent to godhood.
3. you can't trust south korea or the u.s information about north korea because apart from where it is on the the map they obviously have no clue and no reliable source in there.
 
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