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(1011 Now Lincoln)   Dope loses pipe, trashes store causing $7K in damage. Police find pipe in dope's pocket, takes him to jail. That's really methed up if ya ask me   (1011now.com) divider line
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2020-11-27 11:11:52 AM  
It's always the last place you look, amirite, Officers?  Well.  I guess I should get going.  Wasted enough of your time.
 
2020-11-27 11:14:14 AM  
It has a lot of that there sentimental value.  Was granddaddy's crack pipe.  Smoked his first rock with it back in the go-go 80's.
 
2020-11-27 11:15:17 AM  
"officers were called to Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday"

Really not doing your stereotypes any favors here, Nebraska..
 
2020-11-27 11:16:22 AM  
**The Best People**

quick....Trump should hire this guy, He sounds perfect for some open position for the last few weeks of the administration
 
2020-11-27 11:16:37 AM  
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Neidermeyer has really let himself go.
 
2020-11-27 11:17:54 AM  
**The Best People**

Trump should hire this guy for the last few weeks of the administration.
Sounds like he would fit right in.
 
2020-11-27 11:19:06 AM  
Did the same thing to my living room last week looking for my car keys!
 
2020-11-27 11:22:14 AM  
I was going to destroy a Super Savers, but then I got high...
 
2020-11-27 11:22:32 AM  
I always say if you can't find it that means it's somewhere obvious. He should've taken my advice.
 
2020-11-27 11:23:08 AM  
As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever, whose constituency gives drugs a bad name.  You know what a junkie wants when they get weird, same with a crackhead. A meth head? Who the fark knows? Protection from the Invisible Task Force or maybe just to steal your small electronics, lighter or flashlight.  Right there in the parking lot of the Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker, two to the dome and put their body on display with their stupid little bowl in the mouth.
 
2020-11-27 11:42:06 AM  
I read that as "dog" and thought it would be funny. Then I read it correctly and realized it was about a moron.
 
2020-11-27 11:44:05 AM  
Nicely done, Methy Marvin.
 
2020-11-27 11:45:39 AM  
Reminds me of a story from a Grateful  Dead campsite. Apparently there was so much stuff going on the cops would just confiscate whatever they saw, as they didn't have jail space for every minor transgression.

So the guy telling the story is on a whole bunch of different drugs and is smoking some weed. The cops walk up and take his pipe away. So he reaches into his pocket for his other pipe and lights it - while the cops were still standing there. So they took that pipe, too.
 
2020-11-27 11:59:49 AM  
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Come on stubby, don't pretend you haven't...
 
2020-11-27 12:03:57 PM  
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/oblig
 
2020-11-27 12:08:22 PM  
Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen
 
2020-11-27 12:20:16 PM  

Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen


For marijuana, sure. For crack, meth, PCP, FARK NO!

These are typically folks with serious mental health issues, using the most extreme drugs available to try and quiet the voices in their heads. Giving legal access to drugs that cause worse mental reactions won't end well.

Micro-dosing with LSD, 'shrooms, and maybe Ketamine should be studied far more than the government allows right now.
 
2020-11-27 12:25:26 PM  
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You guys promised you was takin me home!

*Narrator* The officers had kept their promise, and Andy was indeed in his new home
 
2020-11-27 12:30:44 PM  

Resident Muslim: Legalize
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Tax

/What's the worst that can happen


Sad Children....you fail at muslim btw
 
2020-11-27 12:40:00 PM  
How did I know the dope pipe wasn't for marijuana.
 
2020-11-27 12:47:18 PM  
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Bob Weir what have you done?
 
2020-11-27 12:56:39 PM  

Somaticasual: "officers were called to Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday"

Really not doing your stereotypes any favors here, Nebraska..


I think they know...
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2020-11-27 1:03:31 PM  
The "I don't understand what just happened" look is the icing on the cake.
 
2020-11-27 1:04:52 PM  
Casting did a good job on this one.
 
2020-11-27 1:17:41 PM  
That happened to me with my weed pipe once.

I rolled a doob, smoked half of it, and fell asleep.
 
2020-11-27 1:33:11 PM  
Is it meth that makes people repeatedly search their pockets and bags over and over (and OVER and OVER!)?

I see it all the time on the bus and downtown, but I never know what to google.
 
2020-11-27 1:39:35 PM  

Somaticasual: "officers were called to Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday"

Really not doing your stereotypes any favors here, Nebraska..


I'm pretty sure it's Council Bluffs exporting their trash again.
Possibly north Omaha.
That Super Saver is where people who get kicked out of the Walmart go.
 
2020-11-27 1:42:42 PM  

indy_kid: Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen

For marijuana, sure. For crack, meth, PCP, FARK NO!

These are typically folks with serious mental health issues, using the most extreme drugs available to try and quiet the voices in their heads. Giving legal access to drugs that cause worse mental reactions won't end well.

Micro-dosing with LSD, 'shrooms, and maybe Ketamine should be studied far more than the government allows right now.


There's plenty of research on special k
 
2020-11-27 1:45:03 PM  

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Bob Weir what have you done?


I'm pretty sure the left side of his face is Gary Busey
 
2020-11-27 1:46:25 PM  

SirMadness: Is it meth that makes people repeatedly search their pockets and bags over and over (and OVER and OVER!)?

I see it all the time on the bus and downtown, but I never know what to google.


It's meth
 
2020-11-27 1:49:18 PM  

schecter: **The Best People**

quick....Trump should hire this guy, He sounds perfect for some open position for the last few weeks of the administration


There it is! TDS.
 
2020-11-27 1:50:42 PM  

Sexy Jesus: As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever, whose constituency gives drugs a bad name.  You know what a junkie wants when they get weird, same with a crackhead. A meth head? Who the fark knows? Protection from the Invisible Task Force or maybe just to steal your small electronics, lighter or flashlight.  Right there in the parking lot of the Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker, two to the dome and put their body on display with their stupid little bowl in the mouth.


Says the high class ex-heroin junkie. Pot / kettle.
 
2020-11-27 1:51:20 PM  

Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen


1000 more stories just like this one?
 
2020-11-27 2:09:14 PM  

Sexy Jesus: As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever,


It's not a "gateway drug" for sure.  What's the opposite of gateway?  No, that's not right.... "wrongway drug"?  Deadend?  Singularity?

Let's just agree it's bad news.
 
2020-11-27 2:09:56 PM  
yeah i never took to meth really, i didn't find it sexy like others seem to.

kept seeing evil faces in the Coke machine at work.
of course the ketamine wasn't helping.
 
2020-11-27 2:11:54 PM  

bfh0417: Sexy Jesus: As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever, whose constituency gives drugs a bad name.  You know what a junkie wants when they get weird, same with a crackhead. A meth head? Who the fark knows? Protection from the Invisible Task Force or maybe just to steal your small electronics, lighter or flashlight.  Right there in the parking lot of the Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker, two to the dome and put their body on display with their stupid little bowl in the mouth.

Says the high class ex-heroin junkie. Pot / kettle.


It's more like the nuclear pot calling the Chernobyl fire "scary".
 
2020-11-27 2:19:05 PM  
bfh0417
Sexy Jesus: As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever, whose constituency gives drugs a bad name.  You know what a junkie wants when they get weird, same with a crackhead. A meth head? Who the fark knows? Protection from the Invisible Task Force or maybe just to steal your small electronics, lighter or flashlight.  Right there in the parking lot of the Super Saver at 27th and Cornhusker, two to the dome and put their body on display with their stupid little bowl in the mouth.

Says the high class ex-heroin junkie. Pot / kettle.



Umm the rest of us can actually understand the point he was making about the erratic nature of those under the influence of methamphetamine as compared to the more predictable behavior of others.

If all you got from his comment was the fact he's done drugs before, and thus decided he has no right to comment on, what, the drug use of others?  That's farked up, you as some kind of moralizing fool missing the entire point in your rush to be judgmental.
 
2020-11-27 2:26:41 PM  

Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen


May I suggest:

Decriminalize
Monopolize (to decommodify)
Harm Reduction
 
2020-11-27 2:33:10 PM  

SansNeural: Sexy Jesus: As a recovering heroin addict I would like to suggest summary execution of fargin tweakers. Worst drug ever,

It's not a "gateway drug" for sure.  What's the opposite of gateway?  No, that's not right.... "wrongway drug"?  Deadend?  Singularity?

Let's just agree it's bad news.


From what I've seen as a client and volunteer in drug and alcohol recovery, it's an "auger in full throttle stick forward" drug.

It's the one substance that destroys lives faster and more thoroughly than alcohol can.

I've met lots of people who can maintain functional lives while addicted to heroin and alcohol, but meth will put your ass in the ground, fast... and if you're lucky, you might spend some of it behind bars where you have a chance of getting help.
 
2020-11-27 2:38:55 PM  

SirMadness: Is it meth that makes people repeatedly search their pockets and bags over and over (and OVER and OVER!)?

I see it all the time on the bus and downtown, but I never know what to google.


No, it's just that the people that ride StarTran are really strange
 
2020-11-27 4:46:21 PM  

bfh0417: schecter: **The Best People**

quick....Trump should hire this guy, He sounds perfect for some open position for the last few weeks of the administration

There it is! TDS.


He lost, get over it.
 
2020-11-27 5:23:09 PM  

bfh0417: schecter: **The Best People**

quick....Trump should hire this guy, He sounds perfect for some open position for the last few weeks of the administration

There it is! TDS.


Trump Denial of Service?
 
2020-11-27 7:10:17 PM  

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Come on stubby, don't pretend you haven't...


That was my high school physics teacher.  That could be good for 5+ minutes of not learning as long as everyone kept their mouths shut.
 
2020-11-27 8:36:45 PM  
is there video of him rampaging? I bet it was hilarious.
 
2020-11-28 12:50:39 AM  

indy_kid: Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen

For marijuana, sure. For crack, meth, PCP, FARK NO!

These are typically folks with serious mental health issues, using the most extreme drugs available to try and quiet the voices in their heads. Giving legal access to drugs that cause worse mental reactions won't end well.



Typically? Do you have a citation for that?
 
2020-11-28 4:57:05 AM  

Maximsoldier: Resident Muslim: Legalize
Regulate
Tax

/What's the worst that can happen

Sad Children....you fail at muslim btw


Thanks for answering my question
And I agree.
My question was to highlight what others might overlook.
My making a statement out of it is many a time dismissed by calling my a fundie or teetotaler, that's why I left it to others.

And thank you for considering my words at face value to be failing at Muslim.

/not my most coherent most. Eating, watching tv and posting.
 
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