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2020-11-26 11:09:28 PM  
She didn't get that mouth from eating bananas...
 
2020-11-26 11:46:22 PM  
Congratulations to Covid for ridding itself of this parasite.
 
2020-11-27 12:28:31 AM  
True, Subby.
 
2020-11-27 2:43:43 AM  
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2020-11-27 3:07:31 AM  
That lady is scary
 
2020-11-27 3:13:39 AM  
Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch
 
2020-11-27 3:13:49 AM  
He only had 6 days worth of blow. Of course he was going to break quarantine.
 
2020-11-27 3:20:37 AM  
No:
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Yes:
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2020-11-27 3:25:41 AM  
Huh
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2020-11-27 3:31:42 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Huh
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They might have been separated at birth. On purpose.
 
2020-11-27 3:34:46 AM  
The USA's for-profit health care system allowed a doctor to "clear him" for ending quarantine. We have no idea what his results were. We only know he simply has the paperwork to avoid liability.

Meanwhile 99% of their population is double parked next to a frozen cadaver trailer.
 
2020-11-27 3:41:50 AM  

lolmao500: Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch


Unfortunately, when a disease has a 1% mortality rate, that means it could infect 100 prominent republicans and only kill Herman Cain.
 
2020-11-27 3:50:51 AM  

MattytheMouse: lolmao500: Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch

Unfortunately, when a disease has a 1% mortality rate, that means it could infect 100 prominent republicans and only kill Herman Cain.


Its always the black guy that dies in these shiatty disaster movies.
 
2020-11-27 3:50:53 AM  
Jesus, that room of his, in the background...

It's as if the staff on SNL was given 10 minutes to build some yahoo's idea of a man-cave.
 
2020-11-27 3:58:25 AM  
Mommy issues.
 
2020-11-27 3:58:54 AM  
Well, Step-Mommy issues.
 
2020-11-27 4:01:18 AM  

mrwknd: Mommy issues.


This is Eric Trump's garage.
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That appears to be a picture of Melania on the wall.
 
2020-11-27 4:06:35 AM  

Dancis_Frake: Jesus, that room of his, in the background...

It's as if the staff on SNL was given 10 minutes to build some yahoo's idea of a man-cave.


He's playing to the stupid for '24 or so.  Complicit may want a grown up position, but Half Scoop is the one doing the ground work to get in with the MAGAt base.  I'm Eric is going down with the Trump Org ship and will probably spend half of his remaining waking hours talking to lawyers or in court.  Tiffany... well, I guess she heard she's back in the will and the rest need a lawyer they can kinda trust.  I really feel bad for the kid, he never had a chance.
 
2020-11-27 4:06:42 AM  
fark you both. You farking Nazi pigs.
 
2020-11-27 4:23:36 AM  
Greg Olear (GO) interviewing Noel Casler (NC), last May:

GO: You call Don Jr. the "second-dumbest son." He seems to be like a dumbed-down Kendall Roy. He's also a very good troll. I blocked them all long ago, but there were times he'd tweet something and I'd laugh, in spite of myself. How closely did you work with him, and what was your sense of him?

NC: "Scrump" was his nickname on The Apprentice. He makes his father look like a nice guy. He is also just as racist and addicted. He is a deeply troubled human being with his own eyes on power, and also in perpetual conflict with Ivanka. There is no love lost between them.


https://gregolear.substack.com/p/full​-​disclosure-an-interview-with?

"Scrump" is perfect.

Good interview.  Not certain of its accuracy...

But plausible is all I need right now.
 
2020-11-27 4:37:22 AM  
celebrate Thanksgiving "the way it's meant to be.

With blackjack, blow and hookers?
 
2020-11-27 4:38:28 AM  

Purple_Urkle: No:
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2020-11-27 4:39:06 AM  
Time to order more dried frogs and withered bats, I guess.

Anyone got a clipping of Half-Scoop's hair for a targeted prayer?
 
2020-11-27 4:42:50 AM  

MattytheMouse: lolmao500: Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch

Unfortunately, when a disease has a 1% mortality rate, that means it could infect 100 prominent republicans and only kill Herman Cain.


But which prominent Republican does it kill?
 
2020-11-27 4:45:33 AM  
I'll say something nice about him: He helped stop that mine project in Alaska.
 
2020-11-27 4:46:33 AM  
It's remarkable that at the time Half Scoop's skittle meme seemed like the most racist, dehumanizing thing ever, and since then has been completely forgotten.
 
2020-11-27 4:59:52 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Time to order more dried frogs and withered bats, I guess.

Anyone got a clipping of Half-Scoop's hair for a targeted prayer?


Sigil magic is cheaper and works just as well without the need for special ingredients.
 
2020-11-27 5:06:04 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Gyrfalcon: Time to order more dried frogs and withered bats, I guess.

Anyone got a clipping of Half-Scoop's hair for a targeted prayer?

Sigil magic is cheaper and works just as well without the need for special ingredients.


Xipe Totec likes his blood sacrifices.
 
2020-11-27 5:18:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Purple_Urkle: Gyrfalcon: Time to order more dried frogs and withered bats, I guess.

Anyone got a clipping of Half-Scoop's hair for a targeted prayer?

Sigil magic is cheaper and works just as well without the need for special ingredients.

Xipe Totec likes his blood sacrifices.


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2020 has been a bad year for bat PR. No major Batman movies AND idiots blame a pandemic on them. Earth needs bats!

The frogs just got gay married, don't break up their families. Earth needs frogs.

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Flayed, for your Lord's pleasure.
 
2020-11-27 5:29:52 AM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: She didn't get that mouth from eating bananas...


She's got pictures.

/unsee
 
2020-11-27 6:05:02 AM  

lolmao500: Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch


We would also have accepted "professional courtesy."
 
2020-11-27 6:42:37 AM  
Don't worry about it, I have on good authority that he's a piece of filth, along with everyone he'll come into close contact with.
 
2020-11-27 6:50:57 AM  

Purple_Urkle: No:
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It's my favorite game:  Spot the Fallacy!  In this case, it's forgetting that poisoned Skittles aren't living, breathing, feeling human beings like yourself and the choice to eat some doesn't involve empathy or compassion or morality...

Sorry.  Bad analogies really piss me off.  I hope that was a photoshop job and not something they actually printed / posted, but this is 2020 so I bet I'll be disappointed.

As for Half Scoop?  He's like a reverse Chuck Norris joke.

"After five days of agonizing suffering... the virus died."
 
2020-11-27 7:02:32 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Huh
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Either way he looks like Vince McMahon
 
2020-11-27 7:50:00 AM  
This virus has killed a quarter million people.  Why can't it successfully take out at least one Trump?  Did they make a deal with Satan, or something?
 
2020-11-27 8:13:36 AM  

MattytheMouse: Unfortunately, when a disease has a 1% mortality rate, that means it could infect 100 prominent republicans and only kill Herman Cain.


And to further qualify that, he wasn't over 50 or overweight. He probably has zero comorbidities. He has good medical care. In 2016, he was posting a lot about doing Crossfit. Why would anyone think he would die?

For every 1,000 people infected with the coronavirus who are under the age of 50, almost none will die. For people in their fifties and early sixties, about five will die - more men than women. The risk then climbs steeply as the years accrue. For every 1,000 people in their mid-seventies or older who are infected, around 116 will die.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d4158​6​-020-02483-2

Invalid Litter Dept: Its always the black guy that dies in these shiatty disaster movies.


In this case, he was a high risk person, who had had cancer. And being black, he had a much greater chance of being vitamin D deficient.
 
2020-11-27 8:45:22 AM  
Why aren't any of these motherfarkers getting sick or dying when they get it? The entire Trump family and 3/4 of the administration have tested positive yet not one even got the sniffles. They can't ALL be getting the super duper Presidential treatment.
 
2020-11-27 9:15:03 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Gyrfalcon: Purple_Urkle: Gyrfalcon: Time to order more dried frogs and withered bats, I guess.

Anyone got a clipping of Half-Scoop's hair for a targeted prayer?

Sigil magic is cheaper and works just as well without the need for special ingredients.

Xipe Totec likes his blood sacrifices.

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2020 has been a bad year for bat PR. No major Batman movies AND idiots blame a pandemic on them. Earth needs bats!

The frogs just got gay married, don't break up their families. Earth needs frogs.

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Flayed, for your Lord's pleasure.


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2020-11-27 9:20:20 AM  
so who thinks he spent thanksgiving peacefully co=parenting his FIVE young children?

and who thinks he spent it with that melamine melania and her huge, huge set of teeth?
 
2020-11-27 9:36:30 AM  
Here's another picture I came across of 1/2 scoop's feast yesterday. Am I the only one who thought it looked like an overflowing toilet behind the turkey?
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2020-11-27 9:49:25 AM  

JerkStore: Why aren't any of these motherfarkers getting sick or dying when they get it? The entire Trump family and 3/4 of the administration have tested positive yet not one even got the sniffles. They can't ALL be getting the super duper Presidential treatment.


There are a few simple reasons why:
1-Early detection.  This group of people gets tested daily or nearly daily.
2-Early intervention by medical professionals.  Unlike my experience which was, "Well, you may or may not have it.  Stay at home for a few days and call me if you get worse.
3-Spare-no-expense treatment.  These people don't have to worry about making sure their kids are taken care of or bills paid.  If they want to they can get a private room in a hospital.  Hospitals in my area are turning away anyone not actually dying.

It's basically an inditement of the US medical system.
 
2020-11-27 9:58:45 AM  
"Stank" needs to shut up.

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2020-11-27 10:06:02 AM  
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2020-11-27 10:12:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Xipe Totec likes his blood sacrifices.


Check the date. You'll notice things haven't exactly been right since. There's obviously some work to be done, and it might not all be pleasant.

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2020-11-27 10:22:19 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: "Stank" needs to shut up.

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That's a terrible haircut, even by 90's standards.
 
2020-11-27 11:15:01 AM  

Cythraul: AAAAGGGGHHHH: "Stank" needs to shut up.

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That's a terrible haircut, even by 90's standards.


He looks like a guy that got picked on a lot.
 
2020-11-27 11:38:48 AM  

MattytheMouse: lolmao500: Why doesnt covid kills the scum?

Oh right because life is a biatch

Unfortunately, when a disease has a 1% mortality rate, that means it could infect 100 prominent republicans and only kill Herman Cain.


You said PROMINENT Republicans
 
2020-11-27 1:41:48 PM  

haknudsen: JerkStore: Why aren't any of these motherfarkers getting sick or dying when they get it? The entire Trump family and 3/4 of the administration have tested positive yet not one even got the sniffles. They can't ALL be getting the super duper Presidential treatment.

There are a few simple reasons why:
1-Early detection.  This group of people gets tested daily or nearly daily.
2-Early intervention by medical professionals.  Unlike my experience which was, "Well, you may or may not have it.  Stay at home for a few days and call me if you get worse.
3-Spare-no-expense treatment.  These people don't have to worry about making sure their kids are taken care of or bills paid.  If they want to they can get a private room in a hospital.  Hospitals in my area are turning away anyone not actually dying.

It's basically an inditement of the US medical system.


Yeah, they're getting the best socialized medicine the world can offer right now.
 
2020-11-27 1:48:49 PM  

Latinwolf: Cythraul: AAAAGGGGHHHH: "Stank" needs to shut up.

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That's a terrible haircut, even by 90's standards.

He looks like a guy that got picked on a lot.


Oh, below his picture, are those his nicknames in school?  "Snon", "Stank", "Don", "Trumpie", "DT". "Jr"
 
2020-11-27 1:57:25 PM  

Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Cythraul: AAAAGGGGHHHH: "Stank" needs to shut up.

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That's a terrible haircut, even by 90's standards.

He looks like a guy that got picked on a lot.

Oh, below his picture, are those his nicknames in school?  "Snon", "Stank", "Don", "Trumpie", "DT". "Jr"


Stank stonk: stunk.
 
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