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2020-11-26 8:43:06 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-11-26 8:45:42 PM  
Minecraft Night!
[♫] Don't Mine at Night (Pony Parody)
Youtube X_TMtgjQuZI
 
2020-11-26 8:49:54 PM  
"Take Back the Night" - A Minecraft Original Music Video
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2020-11-26 8:51:01 PM  
Good evening, fellow misfits.

I have been away for a week in the hospital being treated for covid-19. No idea how I caught it - very rarely leave the house for limited masked grocery shopping. Mrs. Pod also tested positive and has mild symptoms.

The first few days I could not stop coughing. I considered dying as a reasonable alternative. Fortunately I am back among the somewhat healthy. Isolating for another five days per county health dept.
 
2020-11-26 8:54:04 PM  

brachiopod: Good evening, fellow misfits.

I have been away for a week in the hospital being treated for covid-19. No idea how I caught it - very rarely leave the house for limited masked grocery shopping. Mrs. Pod also tested positive and has mild symptoms.

The first few days I could not stop coughing. I considered dying as a reasonable alternative. Fortunately I am back among the somewhat healthy. Isolating for another five days per county health dept.


That sounds awful.
 
2020-11-26 8:59:07 PM  

brachiopod: Good evening, fellow misfits.

I have been away for a week in the hospital being treated for covid-19. No idea how I caught it - very rarely leave the house for limited masked grocery shopping. Mrs. Pod also tested positive and has mild symptoms.

The first few days I could not stop coughing. I considered dying as a reasonable alternative. Fortunately I am back among the somewhat healthy. Isolating for another five days per county health dept.


Ew.

Glad you are on the mend.
 
2020-11-26 8:59:55 PM  

brachiopod: Good evening, fellow misfits.

I have been away for a week in the hospital being treated for covid-19. No idea how I caught it - very rarely leave the house for limited masked grocery shopping. Mrs. Pod also tested positive and has mild symptoms.

The first few days I could not stop coughing. I considered dying as a reasonable alternative. Fortunately I am back among the somewhat healthy. Isolating for another five days per county health dept.


Ach!
Glad you're recovering.
 
2020-11-26 9:00:11 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving.

May you feast upon the flesh of that which you have killed.
May you reap what you have sown.
 
2020-11-26 9:02:37 PM  
"We Built This Town" Featuring MinecraftChick (Minecraft / Music Video)
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2020-11-26 9:04:45 PM  
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2020-11-26 9:04:57 PM  
What TRMS Thanksgiving Stuffing might look like:


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2020-11-26 9:08:13 PM  
More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.
 
2020-11-26 9:10:23 PM  
Paul Simon's Monologue Worries - SNL
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2020-11-26 9:12:45 PM  
Thanks for correcting headline, Moderator
 
2020-11-26 9:15:50 PM  
Food, Edition?
 
2020-11-26 9:15:53 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Thanks for correcting headline, Moderator


Oxford Coma?
 
2020-11-26 9:17:43 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.


You did not having any Thanksgiving?
 
2020-11-26 9:18:05 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Unbridled Apathy: Thanks for correcting headline, Moderator

Oxford Coma?


Wrong tome (im west coast) and misspelled "the".
 
2020-11-26 9:18:30 PM  

BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.

You did not having any Thanksgiving?


Nope. Stayed home, having some beer. I had pizza and dirty rice.
 
2020-11-26 9:18:50 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Unbridled Apathy: Thanks for correcting headline, Moderator

Oxford Coma?

Wrong tome (im west coast) and misspelled "the".


*time

/tiny keyboard
 
2020-11-26 9:18:51 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/lYJTq75v​c5c]


Just such a perfect moment.
 
2020-11-26 9:20:48 PM  
I'm still cooking. We'll be eating before the top of the next hour, tho.
 
2020-11-26 9:22:52 PM  
Don't know what was inside that one thing, but it was triple wrapped in bacon and damn good. Also the moistest turkey breast I ever had
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Finished the whole plate, got hungry again and had mac and cheese. Still no nap.
 
2020-11-26 9:24:23 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/lYJTq75v​c5c]

Just such a perfect moment.


He sold it so well - he's had pretty good comedic timing whenever he was on the show.
 
2020-11-26 9:27:41 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.

You did not having any Thanksgiving?

Nope. Stayed home, having some beer. I had pizza and dirty rice.


Do you dislike Thanksgiving?
 
2020-11-26 9:28:42 PM  

BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.

You did not having any Thanksgiving?

Nope. Stayed home, having some beer. I had pizza and dirty rice.

Do you dislike Thanksgiving?


No, normally I'd be in St. Louis with family doing Turkey but someone BROUGHT A FARKING PANDEMIC.
 
2020-11-26 9:29:03 PM  
Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!
 
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2020-11-26 9:32:55 PM  
Both girls posted in the previous thread. They'd repost here, but they're both beached and napping now. Full, happy kitties.

We did wind up setting places for them at the table, and Birb seemed to pick up on it fairly quickly, but Launcher was weirded out by the whole idea. In the end, we put their plates and smol bowls of milk down where they usually eat. They set to with a quickness.

We are beached as well. In a bit, there will be pie. But right now, it's just laziness on the couch.
 
2020-11-26 9:33:28 PM  
Only 108K new cases. Only 20 states not reporting today.

Still 1,306 new deaths.

\ And next Tuesday the numbers are gonna suck.
 
2020-11-26 9:33:56 PM  
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2020-11-26 9:35:04 PM  
WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving
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2020-11-26 9:35:24 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: More like no thanksgiving, thank you very much.

You did not having any Thanksgiving?

Nope. Stayed home, having some beer. I had pizza and dirty rice.

Do you dislike Thanksgiving?

No, normally I'd be in St. Louis with family doing Turkey but someone BROUGHT A FARKING PANDEMIC.


It's a blip in the radar. This year sucks with slurping sounds.

Hang on till the next Thanksgiving and we will get back to normal.
 
2020-11-26 9:35:52 PM  

maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!


Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.
 
2020-11-26 9:44:22 PM  
An oldie, but appropriate this year more than ever...

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2020-11-26 9:45:59 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/lf3mgmEd​fwg]


They literally should have stopped making sitcoms after that episode.
 
2020-11-26 9:47:04 PM  
Just got back from my an acquaintances house.

Turns out they aren't even Trumpsters.

her brother is a hardcore GOPer.  These people are very apolitical.
Her brother put the flag up on the pole in the back yard a few weeks ago. These people didn't even notice it until earlier this week.

They were pissed, cuz their Iowa State football flag was taken down and they don't know where it is.
 
2020-11-26 9:47:06 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [YouTube video: WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving]


WKRP in Cincinatti - THE PHONE COPS!
Youtube cTPzTG1Lx60


I think I believe him.
 
2020-11-26 10:01:49 PM  
Wishing everyone here is having/had a good turkey day.

Since we are a non-traditional family, tonight we're having spaghetti and meatballs with garlic knots and a salad. We had a ham dinner a few days ago. Although there is a turkey in the freezer, no one wanted to deal with it this week.

On another note if you have Netflix, The Queen's Gambit is a pretty good mini-series. I spent the entire day watching all seven episodes one right after the other. Good thing I have a comfy recliner otherwise I'd have a sore butt by now.

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2020-11-26 10:03:35 PM  
Oof.  I ate too much.

brachiopod, I'm glad you are recovering.
 
2020-11-26 10:18:47 PM  
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Food
 
2020-11-26 10:23:44 PM  

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I sometimes referred to the rather plump Miss Pancake as the emergency backup thanksgiving cat.
 
2020-11-26 10:24:02 PM  

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Food


Get some meat then focus on sides. Dessert afterter that.
 
2020-11-26 10:25:55 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!

Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.


He's already on the hard stuff. The family is saturated with Benny Hill and Monty Python. Coding is about the only way I could warp him at this point.
 
2020-11-26 10:27:30 PM  
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My bird, brussles, and cranberries. /Just because.
 
2020-11-26 10:28:04 PM  

BDR459: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Food

Get some meat then focus on sides. Dessert afterter that.


Don't teach your grandmother 

maxheck: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!

Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.

He's already on the hard stuff. The family is saturated with Benny Hill and Monty Python. Coding is about the only way I could warp him at this point.


Mel Brooks time!

\ Candygram for Mongo!
 
2020-11-26 10:40:37 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Food

Get some meat then focus on sides. Dessert afterter that.

Don't teach your grandmother maxheck: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!

Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.

He's already on the hard stuff. The family is saturated with Benny Hill and Monty Python. Coding is about the only way I could warp him at this point.

Mel Brooks time!

\ Candygram for Mongo!


Get a shiat load of dimes.
And badges.
 
2020-11-26 10:42:52 PM  

BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Food

Get some meat then focus on sides. Dessert afterter that.

Don't teach your grandmother maxheck: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!

Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.

He's already on the hard stuff. The family is saturated with Benny Hill and Monty Python. Coding is about the only way I could warp him at this point.

Mel Brooks time!

\ Candygram for Mongo!

Get a shiat load of dimes.
And badges.


We have to protect our phony baloney jobs!
 
2020-11-26 10:48:03 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: BDR459: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Food

Get some meat then focus on sides. Dessert afterter that.

Don't teach your grandmother maxheck: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: maxheck: Had a pretty good thanksgrabbing. Full food coma as expected, with limited family, but my nephew and I had a hands-on nerdfest setting up a Raspberry Pi and VS Code. He wants to learn Python.

My evil uncle plan to recruit geeky minions proceeds apace! MUAH HA HAAH!!!

Start with the first couple of BBC seasons and if he likes the humour, try "And Now For Something Completely Different". After that "Live At The Hollywood Bowl", "Holy Grail", and "Life of Brian"

/plus a coding book or two.

He's already on the hard stuff. The family is saturated with Benny Hill and Monty Python. Coding is about the only way I could warp him at this point.

Mel Brooks time!

\ Candygram for Mongo!

Get a shiat load of dimes.
And badges.

We have to protect our phony baloney jobs!


I didn't get a harumpf out of you.
 
2020-11-26 10:53:00 PM  

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My bird, brussles, and cranberries. /Just because.


that looks delicious. How do you cook the Turkey that way?
 
2020-11-26 10:56:25 PM  
 
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