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4725 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Nov 2020 at 10:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-26 8:03:59 PM  
He seems so Presidential...
 
2020-11-26 10:07:59 PM  
I feel the same about you.

Bet he didn't count it.
 
2020-11-26 10:08:03 PM  
Is he wearing a steel corset?
 
2020-11-26 10:08:34 PM  
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"My name is Donald J. Trump.  I am a liar and a cheat."
 
2020-11-26 10:09:46 PM  
We need a mulligan on the last four years.
 
2020-11-26 10:09:56 PM  
Clearly the living avatar of Jesus Christ himself.
 
2020-11-26 10:09:59 PM  
You hear Trump grouse, "Oh s**t," and it's clear he had a history with this particular hole, and it ain't a good one. As he watches the ball disappear in the water, he mutters, "I hate this f**king hole!!!"

Perhaps the only thing I can relate with the president on.
 
2020-11-26 10:11:17 PM  
All the money in the world and he can't buy golf lessons?
 
2020-11-26 10:11:34 PM  
He still claims to have shot an 18.
 
2020-11-26 10:11:38 PM  
The one thing (besides sexually assaulting women) he seems to genuinely enjoy is now making him miserable.

Good.
 
2020-11-26 10:17:29 PM  

Moroning: All the money in the world and he can't buy golf lessons?


He doesn't think he needs it.
 
2020-11-26 10:17:34 PM  
He's bad at golf, like he's bad at everything. He spends his money hiring people who will tell him he's good at it, like everything else he does.
 
2020-11-26 10:18:48 PM  
Ahaha

As I said in an earlier thread, he's gonna be a miserable piece of sh*t until the day he dies and not even the one thing he likes, golf, will bring him any pleasure
 
2020-11-26 10:19:06 PM  
He hates that hole because everyone can see the ball splash into the drink from the tee, so it's harder for him to rush ahead in his souped-up cart and drop a new ball on the fairway.
 
2020-11-26 10:20:23 PM  
If that was a scream Trump gets a third term.
 
2020-11-26 10:21:39 PM  
ftfa: 'You hear Trump grouse, "Oh s**t," and it's clear he had a history with this particular hole, and it ain't a good one'

If you have enough free time to have 'a histroy' with a golf hole, you don't have enough time to be the leader of the free world.
 
2020-11-26 10:26:09 PM  

OneStep: the leader of the free world


He couldn't be the leader of a PTA meeting.
 
2020-11-26 10:27:15 PM  
He'll be complaining about his hole in prison as well.
 
2020-11-26 10:27:58 PM  
Hey Butt Breath, it's call a Pre Shot Routine.  Learn it.  Pretend it's your next grift.
 
2020-11-26 10:29:40 PM  
Can we just talk about what an ugly swing & shot that was?  He's played 300+ rounds in the past four years, and that looked like i shot I would hit and I haven't swung a club in at least 5 years, and I was awful.
 
2020-11-26 10:33:26 PM  
They say money can't buy class, but Trump will never know.

/Dude is deeper underwater than that ball.
 
2020-11-26 10:36:27 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: OneStep: the leader of the free world

He couldn't be the leader of a PTA meeting.


He couldn't lead a farking parade.
 
2020-11-26 10:38:05 PM  

donnielove: Can we just talk about what an ugly swing & shot that was?  He's played 300+ rounds in the past four years, and that looked like i shot I would hit and I haven't swung a club in at least 5 years, and I was awful.


Username doesn't check out.
 
2020-11-26 10:38:14 PM  
It pleases me to no end that he's farking terrible at the one thing he lives for.
 
2020-11-26 10:39:15 PM  
Charles Barkley is worse, but I can guarantee he hasn't had as much practice time as Pinocchio has. I think he only plays because he thinks that people with real money spend all day doing it, and he wants to believe that he is one of them.
 
2020-11-26 10:40:09 PM  

NeoCortex42: Moroning: All the money in the world and he can't buy golf lessons?

He doesn't think he needs it.


This.

Bear in mind that top tier professional golfers still have coaches & trainers to help them improve; there's always something new to learn plus sometimes you need to look at a swing from the outside to analyse it.

But that requires admitting you're not oerfect and have room to improve.

Trump is not capable of such honesty with himself.
 
2020-11-26 10:42:34 PM  
Why can't he drop dead?  Like seriously.
 
2020-11-26 10:43:25 PM  
Looks like he's dropped some weight...

/I hope the stress is killing him.
 
2020-11-26 10:46:24 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's bad at golf, like he's bad at everything. He spends his money hiring people who will tell him he's good at it, like everything else he does.


The best thing about it is, no one is good at golf. It's farking hard.

But you make it fun by being honest about the shots you are trimming with the people you play with. I will hit a terrible shot and guys who I just met before teeing off will say "breakfast ball", I won't count it and will hit another. And that is the start of an enjoyable round where we all take away bad shots throughout, but open and honestly.

He's a farking asshole who will play people competitively, kick balls away of people he's playing with, then lie about his bad shots and then lie about lying about his bad shots. He's the last person you want to play with.
 
2020-11-26 10:47:16 PM  
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2020-11-26 10:47:21 PM  

stoli n coke: He still claims to have shot an 18.


Pretty sure it was a 17.

I realize golf is a difficult game, but when you only play a handful of courses, I feel like maybe if you still suck, it might be time to call it and move on to shuffleboard.
 
2020-11-26 10:47:21 PM  
Ok, I'm not a golf guy, but . . . was that stroke form super janky? 

Looked really weird.
 
2020-11-26 10:48:07 PM  
He lost. He knows he lost. He's just milking his rubes for more recount money, which he will use for the upcoming shiatstorm of legal problems he is facing. It would be fascinating to know how much money he has grifted in the past four years. I don't mean the golf carts and hotel bills - that's peanuts designed to divert our attention. I mean the funneled stimulus money, the stolen campaign contributions, the blatant bribes, the quid pro quo - I bet it's in the nine figures.
 
2020-11-26 10:48:15 PM  
b)  To say "Donald Trump cheats" is like saying "Michael Phelps swims." He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching, and he cheats when they aren't. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because that's how he plays golf, that's how he learned it, that's how he needs it, and whether you're his pharmacist or Tiger Woods, if you're playing golf with him, he's going to cheat.
 
2020-11-26 10:49:01 PM  
Are we no longer doing phrasing?
 
2020-11-26 10:50:04 PM  
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Somebody didn't hit the smite button.
 
2020-11-26 10:50:22 PM  
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2020-11-26 10:51:20 PM  

DivByZero: Ok, I'm not a golf guy, but . . . was that stroke form super janky? 

Looked really weird.


It's very janky, but old guys always have farked up swings. The golf swing isn't natural and the ones you see from the pros require a lot of flexibility and core strength.

Old guys don't have either and Trump is definitely no exception.
 
2020-11-26 10:52:17 PM  
Someone make Trump a golf ball out of TATB.
 
2020-11-26 10:53:53 PM  
I think we should be encouraging Trump to golf more, because when Trump is golfing, he's not tearing the copper wiring out of the White House's walls to resell at street value.
 
2020-11-26 10:57:10 PM  

donnielove: Can we just talk about what an ugly swing & shot that was?  He's played 300+ rounds in the past four years, and that looked like i shot I would hit and I haven't swung a club in at least 5 years, and I was awful.


I'm with you. I think after 10 years of not doing something you can't say you do it anymire, but I've played a lot of rounds. I used to scoop like that until a pro showed me how to keep my knees out of a push. At least that's how I internalized it.
My god we've spent how many millions to pay that asshole to play golf at his own courses and that's all he's got?
 
2020-11-26 10:58:23 PM  

Obscure Login: DivByZero: Ok, I'm not a golf guy, but . . . was that stroke form super janky? 

Looked really weird.

It's very janky, but old guys always have farked up swings. The golf swing isn't natural and the ones you see from the pros require a lot of flexibility and core strength.

Old guys don't have either and Trump is definitely no exception.


To add on, people who post this doctored image always annoys me. This is a picture of John Daly, who has a beautiful swing and also happens to have a gut.

This doesn't really help my argument that you need a good core to get good torque on you swing, but he still has incredible flexibility to get to this position in his backswing, especially with that body type and great ability to fire his hips and destroy the ball.

Trump could never get to this position in his backswing.

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2020-11-26 11:00:34 PM  
That is the single most normal video I've ever seen of him.
 
2020-11-26 11:03:15 PM  
Headline:

*implied utter rage and contempt*
Donald Trump Hits Golf Ball in the Water And Screams, 'I Hate This F***ing Hole!!!'


Article and actual audio:

*reservedly and with minor annoyance*
I hate this farking hole.


TMZ is the US version of Daily Mail.
 
2020-11-26 11:03:32 PM  
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2020-11-26 11:06:00 PM  
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2020-11-26 11:08:12 PM  
Nobody gives a fark about the hole you hate.
Nobody gives a fark about your golf score.
Nobody gives a fark if you live or die.
And yes, everybody's laughing at you.

Sorry was that too harsh?
 
2020-11-26 11:09:06 PM  
If anyone wants to see Trump as a giant orange cyclops (insistant that he actually has two eyes) torture Odysseus with one of his giant orange nipples, watch the second episode of the Animaniacs reboot.
 
2020-11-26 11:10:46 PM  
If Trump played video games instead of golfing all day, he'd die during the opening cutscenes.

What a farking loser. It must be exhausting to suck that much.
 
2020-11-26 11:12:31 PM  

SirMadness: Nobody gives a fark about the hole you hate.
Nobody gives a fark about your golf score.
Nobody gives a fark if you live or die.
And yes, everybody's laughing at you.

Sorry was that too harsh?


Sorry, welcome to tfd, it's your lot in life, sir.
 
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