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(The Daily Beast)   Here's the latest conspiracy insanity: Biden is apparently gonna crush religion and capitalism with Grover's help. Conspiracy Biden is cooler than actual Biden   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 5:19:39 PM  
The coronavirus pandemic is merely a means to enslave humanity and end capitalism.

I don't see a problem with either of these.
 
2020-11-26 5:39:36 PM  
He's gonna need Super Grover for that, I think.
 
2020-11-26 6:03:03 PM  
 
2020-11-26 6:23:23 PM  
And you thought Bert was evil.

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2020-11-26 6:35:38 PM  
Y'all REALLY sure you want to take on Disney? The Muppets are under their umbrella now, and I'm not sure that Glenn Beck or Diamond and Silk are on a level where they can try spitting into that sort of wind.

Also, Glenn: your ass has been backing a guy who has literally been following the Goebbels Handbook fairly tightly, you really sure you want to throw around 'fascist' quite so fast? I mean, yeah, it's 100% projection, and a lot of sour grapes that it didn't work, and you don't have a harem of Lib slave girls at your call, but right out of the gate? Why not ease in? I thought Sleepy Joe was on board with PizzaGate?

I know that you are real eager to try to make a comeback from the hinterlands, and this brand of cray-cray seems like your best bet, but...maybe read the room a bit. Let the natural ebb and flow produce your conspiracies. This whole cloth sh*t, especially recycled sh*t from a dozen or so conspiracies in the last thirty years, it's trying to shoe horn in a replacement for Q, and Glenn...bubbeleh...you ARE just crazy enough to take those reins, and I know that working under someone else's IP is limiting, but maybe you should actually wait for him to take office before you accuse him of milling babies with control chips. Especially since you were only recently shilling that he was too old and palsied to be of any use in office. I mean, from Sleepy Joe to World Dominator Biden in less than a month? Your crowd is gullible as sh*t, but...damn, Son.
 
2020-11-26 6:42:02 PM  
Some are worried he'll take all our guns. Jokes on him; Obama took our guns aways three times already.
 
2020-11-26 7:07:25 PM  
Promise?
 
2020-11-26 7:13:54 PM  
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2020-11-26 7:25:22 PM  
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"Microchips are in the "vaccine", boss! We'll indoctrinate people into the New World Order with them near... and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!"
 
2020-11-26 7:27:45 PM  
Biden is apparently gonna crush religion and capitalism

Sounds rad.
 
2020-11-26 7:35:04 PM  
I, for one, welcome our furry blue overlord
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2020-11-26 7:37:18 PM  
Far right wing extremists do a better job of appealing Biden to me than Biden himself.
 
2020-11-26 7:41:11 PM  
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This cookie is representative of the amount of the entertainment and bank industries controlled by Zionists!

OM NOM NOM NOM!
 
2020-11-26 8:11:59 PM  
Don't threaten me with a good time.
 
2020-11-26 8:18:20 PM  
Where does one sign up to crush the Evangelicals?
 
2020-11-26 8:21:50 PM  

MattytheMouse: Far right wing extremists do a better job of appealing Biden to me than Biden himself.


I'm still waiting on that Taco Truck on every corner that Trump promised.

/ pretty sure that it was Trump.

// tacos rule!
 
2020-11-26 8:23:24 PM  

iheartscotch: MattytheMouse: Far right wing extremists do a better job of appealing Biden to me than Biden himself.

I'm still waiting on that Taco Truck on every corner that Trump promised.

/ pretty sure that it was Trump.

// tacos rule!


They said we'd have taco trucks on every corner of Trump lost. And millions of Americans voted against that. =(
 
2020-11-26 8:26:06 PM  
there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit
 
2020-11-26 8:26:41 PM  
Meh just let IRS have its way with churches that get into politics. Problem solves itself.
 
2020-11-26 8:28:27 PM  

Mike_LowELL: there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit


Feds make good tacos.
 
2020-11-26 8:28:28 PM  

Mike_LowELL: there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit


They've been prowling outside of my mouse hole.
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2020-11-26 8:28:43 PM  

Mike_LowELL: there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit


Oh shiat...the taco trucks got Mike! Don't worry friend, we'll save you from those delicious tacos!
 
2020-11-26 8:29:39 PM  
Just like when Obama took all my guns and made me give all My money to black people.
 
2020-11-26 8:29:47 PM  
You know what, I'll take the new world order over this descent into fascism.  Seems to me, republicans repudiate anything that is beneficial to us so this must be beneficial.
 
2020-11-26 8:30:30 PM  
Is Conspiracy Biden the same as Joe Biden, President of Vice?

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2020-11-26 8:33:06 PM  

Weatherkiss: Mike_LowELL: there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit

Feds make good tacos.


It really depends on how they're prepared.
 
2020-11-26 8:33:52 PM  
As I started reading, I was picturing a Russian troll farm infecting shiathole-America this crap via Facebook.

But then I got to this part and realized they don't need to bother.
Former Trump adviser Steve Bannon has declared that the Great Reset is "up in your grill," while talk radio host Glenn Beck said the Great Reset is a plot to institute Nazi-style restrictions on American citizens. WorldNetDaily has called it a scheme from our "globalist overlords." Pro-Trump personalities "Diamond and Silk" have warned their audience on Newsmax TV that Biden is behind the Great Reset plot.
 
2020-11-26 8:34:45 PM  
If it means rounding up these morons I'm struggling to see the downside.
 
2020-11-26 8:35:01 PM  
It's nice when a candidate keeps his promises.

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2020-11-26 8:35:24 PM  
"The conspiracy theorists have even claimed that Sesame Streetpuppets are in on the scheme."

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2020-11-26 8:36:02 PM  
"Diamond and Silk" have warned their audience on Newsmax TV that Biden is behind the Great Reset plot."

I think I'd rather take advice from Beavis and Butthead over these two morons.
 
2020-11-26 8:36:41 PM  
I'm sure the Catholic Senator from MBNA is going to get right on that.
 
2020-11-26 8:38:19 PM  

Weatherkiss: Feds make good tacos.


thats what they said the last time and then they said i violated some law HOW CAN THERE BE A LAW FOR DUMPING TOXIC WASTE yea ok

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i always use kitteh to make good tacos.  i approve

iheartscotch: Oh shiat...the taco trucks got Mike! Don't worry friend, we'll save you from those delicious tacos!


its okay im being patient right now they said i can finish posting before they take me away aga+++CARRIER LOST+++
 
2020-11-26 8:39:19 PM  

hotrod2001: Newsmax TV


Did dozens of people see that?
 
2020-11-26 8:39:20 PM  
I wish.
 
2020-11-26 8:39:23 PM  

iheartscotch: MattytheMouse: Far right wing extremists do a better job of appealing Biden to me than Biden himself.

I'm still waiting on that Taco Truck on every corner that Trump promised.

/ pretty sure that it was Trump.

// tacos rule!


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2020-11-26 8:39:47 PM  

MattytheMouse: Mike_LowELL: there are literaly two dozen taco trucks outside of my house right now nevermind its the feds again godamit

They've been prowling outside of my mouse hole.
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They've invaded my neighborhood as well.

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2020-11-26 8:40:41 PM  
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2020-11-26 8:41:41 PM  
OK. So the right have a new smear?
What's Joe being accused of now?

*click*

fta: ""It's a plan to force a more equitable distribution of global resources."

Uh-huh.

Why am I not afraid?
 
2020-11-26 8:44:04 PM  
*sigh*  Not this shiat again...

My bosses at the Build-A-Bear Group have enlisted me to issue a statement.  Why me?  Because I'm the only one not hotboxing koala dung and am therefore somehow the most presentable.  Anyway, they say thus:

"The Great Reset is currently on pause while we work out the logistics of turning Switzerland into a floating island and placing Poland in a Schrödingerian state without the need of both Germany and Russia.  In other words, calm your tatas and pay no attention to the fnord behind the speivfhan."

...did I mention they were high as hell right now?
 
2020-11-26 8:45:04 PM  
Trumpers- terrified of things that don't exist and things that aren't happening. Yet in denial over things that are happening and things that do exist.
 
2020-11-26 8:47:12 PM  

Mike_LowELL: MattytheMouse: They've been prowling outside of my mouse hole.
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i always use kitteh to make good tacos. i approve


If Monster Hunter has taught us anything, it's that cats always make the best chefs, so long as you don't mind fur in your food.
 
2020-11-26 8:48:04 PM  

agent00pi: Is Conspiracy Biden the same as Joe Biden, President of Vice?

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Is this a real thing I can buy
 
2020-11-26 8:50:44 PM  
I guess it depends on what you mean by conspiracy theory. The WEF has a section of its website devoted to it and world leaders have been repeating the words. You can imagine that those people who are skeptical that the globalist billionaires of the world have their best interests in mind are going to be wary.

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2020-11-26 8:50:50 PM  
Damn. I would have been thrilled to vote for Conspiracy Biden rather than just voting for regular Biden because he was the only reasonable choice to beat Trump.


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2020-11-26 8:51:48 PM  

MattytheMouse: Mike_LowELL: MattytheMouse: They've been prowling outside of my mouse hole.
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i always use kitteh to make good tacos. i approve

If Monster Hunter has taught us anything, it's that cats always make the best chefs, so long as you don't mind fur in your food.


Speaking of which, I want to go see that movie but it's theater only.  Maybe most ppl in my area will be dead by Xmas from Covid, since so many refuse to wear masks, then I can do like a Gremlins style viewing of the movie
 
2020-11-26 8:53:05 PM  
 
2020-11-26 8:53:21 PM  
I'm starting the conspiracy that Trump isn't Obama's real Dad.
 
2020-11-26 8:54:43 PM  
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2020-11-26 8:57:14 PM  

qorkfiend: agent00pi: Is Conspiracy Biden the same as Joe Biden, President of Vice?

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Is this a real thing I can buy


I should have clicky-popped.
 
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