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(PopCulture)   The internet is upset that Woodstock would eat another bird like some kind of cannibal. What's next, a human eating another mammal like a cow? That's disgusting   (popculture.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 2:20:47 PM  
I've fed rotisserie chicken to chickens and they fought over it they liked it so much. They would eat Snoopy if they got big enough.
 
2020-11-26 2:25:58 PM  
The gull who eats pigeons
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2020-11-26 2:29:17 PM  
Uh, yeah. Somebody should tell these snowflakes that there are birds that eat other birds, just like there are fish that eat other fish, reptiles that eat other reptiles, and mammals that eat other mammals. Animals in general eat other animals. It's nature, it's survival, it's life.
 
2020-11-26 2:29:59 PM  
Hawks, falcons, crows, and owls will all eat other birds.   Probably seagulls too.   And I'm guessing a lot of other birds will do so opportunistically.  When your energy budget has to handle flight, you're probably not too picky about where your calories come from.
 
2020-11-26 2:30:49 PM  
You joke but there are people who are disgusted by people eating mammals.
 
2020-11-26 2:35:04 PM  
Turkeys Circling a Dead Cat
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2020-11-26 2:35:04 PM  
Thanksgiving Guest - SNL
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2020-11-26 2:37:07 PM  
holy smoked turkeys a Thanksgiving simulpost!!!11!
 
2020-11-26 2:44:24 PM  
"Happy Thanksgiving!", Screeched the Bluejay as it ate the Sparrow's baby.
Blue Jay Snatches Up A Baby Chipping Sparrow From Its Nest
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Americans have too much focus on entertainment media and not enough on science.

Birds eating other birds is common part of nature.
 
2020-11-26 3:00:21 PM  
Better not tell them how the sparrowhawk got its name.
 
2020-11-26 3:08:46 PM  
Injunctions have been filed.

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2020-11-26 3:12:09 PM  
That might be an insipid argument but you have to admit LGT one beautiful web page. Is it 1994 already?
 
2020-11-26 3:16:23 PM  
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2020-11-26 3:24:45 PM  

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2020-11-26 3:43:24 PM  
Nature seems cruel. Only humans are cruel.
 
2020-11-26 4:23:56 PM  
Well, we just gotta be outraged about something, otherwise it just wouldn't be a real holiday season.
 
2020-11-26 4:29:52 PM  
The internet if for losers!
 
2020-11-26 4:32:58 PM  
Woody Woodpecker eats turkey legs. If'n it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.

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2020-11-26 4:40:50 PM  
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2020-11-26 4:43:54 PM  
Pelican Eats a Live Pigeon
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2020-11-26 4:56:03 PM  
Animal Crossing is only serving seafood dishes and pumpkin pie this year.
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2020-11-26 4:58:02 PM  
Yeah, birds never kill or eat other birds, except all the time.
 
2020-11-26 5:46:13 PM  
shiat, my wife and I cannibalized each other this morning to kick off Thanksgiving.
 
2020-11-26 5:50:45 PM  
But what about the subtle racism?

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2020-11-26 5:52:35 PM  

Ambivalence: You joke but there are people who are disgusted by people eating mammals.


Those people are a joke
 
2020-11-26 5:57:27 PM  
I was chilling last Saturday in my living room and a hawk pursued some bird right into the window next to my head. They both ricocheted off. I almost spilled my beer.
 
2020-11-26 6:02:05 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Better not tell them how the sparrowhawk got its name.


Or the Chickenhawk
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2020-11-26 6:05:09 PM  
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2020-11-26 6:09:39 PM  
I don't think I saw it here so I was about to submit it when I noticed it was nearly a week old but "the internet" doesn't have shiat on some crazy lady from CNN talking about The Mandalorian.

What does the Mandalorian have against creatures?

It can't be real, part of me respects the hell out of her for getting paid to write it though. Maybe it was originally satire for another site but she thought she could get more money if it made it past an editor on a big boy operation and it worked?
 
2020-11-26 6:10:55 PM  
Lots of birds eat other birds.
 
2020-11-26 6:11:51 PM  
Chickens LOVE turkey. LOVE it.

They also love deer... 10 chickens will pick a deer carcass clean in a matter of a few days.

Everyone likes to imagine them eating corn and worms because that's what they saw in warner brothers cartoons growing up, but they are vicious little omnivores.
 
2020-11-26 6:16:04 PM  
Here are some of the reactions that poured in across Twitter

STOP MAKING THESE "ARTICLES"!
 
2020-11-26 6:19:47 PM  

WoodyHayes: I don't think I saw it here so I was about to submit it when I noticed it was nearly a week old but "the internet" doesn't have shiat on some crazy lady from CNN talking about The Mandalorian.

What does the Mandalorian have against creatures?

It can't be real, part of me respects the hell out of her for getting paid to write it though. Maybe it was originally satire for another site but she thought she could get more money if it made it past an editor on a big boy operation and it worked?


There's a huge uproar on the internet about Baby Yoda eating creatures and stealing eggs. Star Wars fans are the worst.

/Star Wars fan
 
2020-11-26 6:25:53 PM  
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2020-11-26 6:28:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: I don't think I saw it here so I was about to submit it when I noticed it was nearly a week old but "the internet" doesn't have shiat on some crazy lady from CNN talking about The Mandalorian.

What does the Mandalorian have against creatures?


These two things make me think that I really have gotten old.  If these are things that get you up in arms I have no respect for any opinion you have because it's tainted.  First of all tons of birds eat other types of birds, just like fish eat other fish.

As far as The Child is concerned.  It ate eggs and frogs and other stuff.  So what?
 
2020-11-26 6:32:26 PM  
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2020-11-26 6:43:43 PM  
There are birds in this world that literally hunt other birds.

Also, almost all fish that aren't vegetarians, eat other fish.

The only thing weird about Woodstock eating turkey is that he's supposed to be a canary.  And they only eat seeds.  Actually, I don't know this.  No one knows what species he is.  But still, Snoopy gave him a piece of pie that was larger than his whole body.  I find that more offensive.
 
2020-11-26 6:49:44 PM  
Ecliptic

10 chickens will pick a deer carcass clean in a matter of a few days.

The maggot sprinkles are just the icing on the cake.
 
2020-11-26 6:53:49 PM  
Huh... Maybe I should try cannibal shaming the hawks that occasionally nab one of my chickens.

/Why are people so damn stupid and offended by everything?
 
2020-11-26 6:58:14 PM  
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Plastic or protein? Tough call.
 
2020-11-26 7:00:59 PM  

I Ate Shergar: Better not tell them how the sparrowhawk got its name.


Hen harrier?
 
2020-11-26 7:01:50 PM  
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2020-11-26 7:02:57 PM  

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Plastic or protein? Tough call.


In japan raw horse meat is a delicacy in the autumn months.

(insert weird gif from that weird anime about Japanese horse hybrid middle school girls racing)
 
2020-11-26 7:04:45 PM  
Those hippies are farking voracious. I blame Jerry Garcia.
 
2020-11-26 7:05:28 PM  

iron de havilland: I Ate Shergar: Better not tell them how the sparrowhawk got its name.

Hen harrier?


Gesundheit...
 
2020-11-26 7:07:18 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Those hippies are farking voracious. I blame Jerry Garcia.


No it just shows how crappy our education system is.
 
2020-11-26 7:10:28 PM  

alice_600: Larva Lump: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Plastic or protein? Tough call.

In japan raw horse meat is a delicacy in the autumn months.

(insert weird gif from that weird anime about Japanese horse hybrid middle school girls racing)


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alice_600: iron de havilland: I Ate Shergar: Better not tell them how the sparrowhawk got its name.

Hen harrier?

Gesundheit...


Eh, just another raptor named for its penchant for eating other birds is all.
 
2020-11-26 7:13:17 PM  
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2020-11-26 7:24:17 PM  
1. Birds are dinosaurs with pretty feathers. You anthropomorphize them at your peril.

2. It's a farking cartoon, assholes!
 
2020-11-26 7:27:44 PM  

Mad_Radhu: But what about the subtle racism?

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Subtle?
 
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