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2020-11-26 1:01:23 PM  
9 votes:

blastoh: edmo: Not "could," "will."

I remember the good ol' days of predicting we would be at 9/11 level deaths on a daily basis by "next week".

Boy those were some fun times.

I'm guessing 5000+ daily deaths roughly two weeks before Christmas


But we can't cancel the big Christmas family gatherings and parties. It could be their last one!
 
2020-11-26 4:58:27 PM  
4 votes:
And then there's the TRS (Turkey Revenge Squads)
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2020-11-26 4:23:06 PM  
4 votes:

waxbeans: fragMasterFlash: Dontcurr, had turkey...

[YouTube video: DIAMOND HEAD - No Remorse (Official Video)]

Wow. That intro was a billion times better than Metallica. And then. Nothing. It got worse. WTF? My brains melted.


How many brains do you have?
 
2020-11-26 3:57:58 PM  
4 votes:
I just got my test results this morning. Positive on Thanksgiving sounds like a horrible band name.
 
2020-11-26 5:10:03 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: blastoh: edmo: Not "could," "will."

I remember the good ol' days of predicting we would be at 9/11 level deaths on a daily basis by "next week".

Boy those were some fun times.

I'm guessing 5000+ daily deaths roughly two weeks before Christmas

But we can't cancel the big Christmas family gatherings and parties. It could be their last one!


Can we just admit that we want them to die so we can have their stuff?
 
2020-11-26 4:26:44 PM  
2 votes:
Same circle jerk off article that have been published for weeks. Ooga booga...
 
2020-11-26 3:57:27 PM  
2 votes:
"We are AMERICANS!! We DON 'T have to tolerate this SHIAT!!"

VOTE REPUBLICAN!
 
2020-11-26 3:55:48 PM  
2 votes:
Obvious tag eating turkey?
 
2020-11-26 1:37:10 PM  
1 vote:

NeoCortex42: SoupGuru: I agree that there is dissonance in the messaging when you're saying  Uncle Bob and Aunt Martha can't come over for Thanksgiving but it's fine to meet them at Flingers for pizza shooters.

The solution to that mixed messaging, of course, is to close down the farking restaurants, not invite Uncle Bob and Aunt Martha over. But here we are.

Who the fark is saying it's okay to meet up at a restaurant?


Restaurants are still open here in the Socialist Republic of Washington State, at least.
 
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