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(NYPost)   Pro-tip for avoiding politics at the Thanksgiving gathering you shouldn't be having: blame Dr. Fauci for everything. Ladies and gentlemen, The New York Post   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 1:03:35 PM  
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2020-11-26 3:19:56 PM  
fauci overcooked the turkey!
 
2020-11-26 3:31:14 PM  
Fauci gave me diarrhea!
 
2020-11-26 3:45:26 PM  
Fauci stole me 'rona.
 
2020-11-26 3:46:21 PM  
Fauci ate my balls.
 
2020-11-26 3:49:25 PM  
Fauci blamed Canada.

And he turned me into a newt!!!!!


/i gauht bettah.......
 
2020-11-26 3:50:18 PM  
I hope Debra Brix gets to spend the day with a look of horror on her face as all of her family points and whispers about how she just sat there like a battered wife while Trump prattled on about injecting disinfectants and getting sunlight into the body.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:38 PM  
Fauci didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:43 PM  
"Mrs. Fauci and Mr. Fauci were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby Fauci looked at me!"
 
2020-11-26 3:52:02 PM  
Fauci ate my baby!
 
2020-11-26 3:52:31 PM  
I hope the virus mutates, becomes exponentially more lethal, and starts culling these farking plague rats.
 
2020-11-26 3:54:21 PM  
Spent a week with my father and stepmother on a mountain cabin retreat. It was a nice enough vaca, but my dad is a trumper and quite insufferable. My step mom was in my state for 5 minutes before she started bashing black lives matter.

He has opted to reluctantly follow the mask mandates. But in order to be as insufferable as possible, every time someone wears or talks about masks he adopts a very anti-semitic accept and loudly proclaim "doKtor fauchi says you gots to wear your maskseses".

I haven't talked to him much since. Supposedly he shut the fark up after my sister got covid. Luckily she was fine.
 
2020-11-26 3:56:20 PM  
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2020-11-26 3:56:33 PM  
Oh FFS grandpa

"wokester" college students?

Eat shiat Ny post
 
2020-11-26 3:56:33 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: I hope the virus mutates, becomes exponentially more lethal, and starts culling these farking plague rats.


Nobody wanted you to go to their Thanksgiving even before COVID-19.
 
2020-11-26 3:57:43 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I hope Debra Brix gets to spend the day with a look of horror on her face as all of her family points and whispers about how she just sat there like a battered wife while Trump prattled on about injecting disinfectants and getting sunlight into the body.


Exactly, she was far too concerned with wealth signaling, her $2k scarfs, then providing trump with supposed expert medical advice.

trump can be too dependent on the advice of supposed "experts" sometimes.
 
2020-11-26 3:59:56 PM  

flagnut: Spent a week with my father and stepmother on a mountain cabin retreat. It was a nice enough vaca, but my dad is a trumper and quite insufferable. My step mom was in my state for 5 minutes before she started bashing black lives matter.

He has opted to reluctantly follow the mask mandates. But in order to be as insufferable as possible, every time someone wears or talks about masks he adopts a very anti-semitic accept and loudly proclaim "doKtor fauchi says you gots to wear your maskseses".

I haven't talked to him much since. Supposedly he shut the fark up after my sister got covid. Luckily she was fine.


No offense, but your parents sound like terrible people.

/It's OK, I can relate
 
2020-11-26 4:00:39 PM  
Fauci made me overeat again!
 
2020-11-26 4:01:23 PM  

stoli n coke: The Zen Philosopher Basho: I hope the virus mutates, becomes exponentially more lethal, and starts culling these farking plague rats.

Nobody wanted you to go to their Thanksgiving even before COVID-19.


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2020-11-26 4:07:09 PM  
I bet he will retire when Biden takes office. That poor man has taken so much abuse from Americans. All for being the voice of reason and common sense. I hope he enjoys the rest of his days.
 
2020-11-26 4:09:50 PM  
Fauci is making it so that whenever I type the word on my smart phone, it's always Turkey with a capital T.
 
2020-11-26 4:12:17 PM  
Fauci puts pineapple on pizza!
 
2020-11-26 4:15:49 PM  

Unrealistic Decoy: I bet he will retire when Biden takes office. That poor man has taken so much abuse from Americans. All for being the voice of reason and common sense. I hope he enjoys the rest of his days.


Doubtful.

Being hated is not a new thing with Fauci. 30 years ago, he was Enemy #1 of gay rights activists and the Moral Majority at the same time.
 
2020-11-26 4:16:25 PM  

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Happy Turkey Day

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2020-11-26 4:23:39 PM  
FAUCCCCIIIIII!!!!!
 
2020-11-26 4:34:03 PM  
Dr Fauci made the pineapples smaller !

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2020-11-26 4:48:46 PM  
dont pouch the fauc
 
2020-11-26 5:14:31 PM  
Fauci made me wear socks with sandals.
 
2020-11-26 5:27:02 PM  
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2020-11-26 5:40:11 PM  
I really tried to read that, but it has so much psuedo-intellectual BSAB garbage that I almost threw up the Thanksgiving dinner I just ate.

It tries so hard to be funny and witty that it just makes me cringe just reading it.
 
2020-11-26 6:18:18 PM  

Krieghund: Fauci didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around.


He was willing to give some but mean jerk time and all, he can't help all of America. He will make you wear both a facemask and a penis mask though, he knows his global health issues. Luckily he has long arms to stay 6 feet away.
 
2020-11-26 6:24:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Krieghund: Fauci didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around.

He was willing to give some but mean jerk time and all, he can't help all of America. He will make you wear both a facemask and a penis mask though, he knows his global health issues. Luckily he has long arms to stay 6 feet away.


A penis mask would look great with my scrotum coat.

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2020-11-26 7:28:26 PM  
If you didn't stay home you failed the test.
 
2020-11-26 11:06:09 PM  

stoli n coke: Unrealistic Decoy: I bet he will retire when Biden takes office. That poor man has taken so much abuse from Americans. All for being the voice of reason and common sense. I hope he enjoys the rest of his days.

Doubtful.

Being hated is not a new thing with Fauci. 30 years ago, he was Enemy #1 of gay rights activists and the Moral Majority at the same time.


An unfortunate misunderstanding at the time surrounding Fauci's role in the AIDS epidemic, but your post makes it look like the gays were just being unreasonable. It's more nuanced than that.
 
2020-11-26 11:18:54 PM  
Wont be a problem most likely those who don't care about the pandemic and are going to gather for it are on the same ideological spectrum (also on another spectrum)
 
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