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(ESPN)   Maybe it wasn't the Hand of God that killed Maradona   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 11:54:56 AM  
It wasn't. Maradona killed Maradona.

But six ambulances? For one dude? And it still took a half hour? Did the EMTs get into a Gangs of New York-style fight?
 
2020-11-26 12:13:54 PM  
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2020-11-26 3:23:25 PM  
The Hand of God goal was a handball and shouldn't have been allowed.
 
2020-11-26 3:37:00 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: But six ambulances? For one dude?


I'm pretty sure that if it takes six ambulances to transport you, you're already dead.
 
2020-11-26 3:45:20 PM  

king of vegas: The Hand of God goal was a handball and shouldn't have been allowed.


The match officials still insist that they, somehow, didn't see the handball, they just saw the ball hit the back of the net.
 
2020-11-26 4:03:02 PM  
He suffered an unwitnessed out of hospital cardiac arrest.  Figure out what happened to cause an extended response time, but that's not what killed Maradona.
 
2020-11-26 4:12:54 PM  
The Binge of Coke?
 
2020-11-26 4:12:59 PM  
#cokestroke
 
2020-11-26 4:58:29 PM  
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2020-11-26 5:00:09 PM  
Pancakes or Our Lady of the Middle Finger?
 
2020-11-26 5:13:28 PM  
Madonna died?
 
2020-11-26 5:21:31 PM  
natural316:

Yup, the vaccine of cocaine is gone
 
2020-11-26 5:32:09 PM  
Lawyer/agent trying to squeeze out one last payday?
 
2020-11-26 5:42:59 PM  
Didn't he have a serious head operation last month? Dude wasn't making it out of 2020 regardless of response times.
 
2020-11-26 5:59:44 PM  
I dont know what anMaradonna is but it sounds expensive

/ducks
 
2020-11-26 7:10:47 PM  

king of vegas: The Hand of God goal was a handball and shouldn't have been allowed.


in addition to being offsides.
 
2020-11-26 8:02:36 PM  
Drugs, food, and booze killed him.

Or at least certainly didn't help matters.
 
2020-11-26 9:30:42 PM  
Sometimes, just sometimes, hard partying drug addicts die. Blame the man. It seems to work these days.
 
2020-11-26 9:32:10 PM  
Are you taking notes Half Scoop?
 
2020-11-26 10:08:21 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Are you taking notes Half Scoop?


You're reaching, but bless your heart.
 
2020-11-26 10:40:05 PM  

germ78: king of vegas: The Hand of God goal was a handball and shouldn't have been allowed.

in addition to being offsides.


Bingo
 
2020-11-27 12:32:53 AM  
People saw him fall over like he'd been shot; they just expected he'd pop up as soon as someone waved a yellow card.
 
2020-11-27 12:54:40 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 480x270]


I said the sheriff is near!

/nah dagblanket The SHERIFF'S A NI*BONNGGG*
 
2020-11-27 1:11:16 AM  

king of vegas: The Hand of God goal was a handball and shouldn't have been allowed.


So edge. Much edgy.
 
2020-11-27 10:08:32 AM  
The Smails Kid:

He forgot it wasn't GAA rules.
 
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