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(The Sun (Ireland))   Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2020-11-26 3:18:30 PM  
 
2020-11-26 3:19:05 PM  
She cut her hand. Better pour some alcohol on that.
 
2020-11-26 3:20:05 PM  
♫ Five hundred bottles of booze on the floor
Five hundred bottles of booze
You sponge one up
Squeeze in your cup
Four hundred ninety nine bottles of booze on the floor ♫
 
2020-11-26 3:28:12 PM  
I like how they noted there was a mom with a child somewhere in the store at the time. Think of the children! Not sure why, but think of them!
 
2020-11-26 3:30:11 PM  

Calypsocookie: [Fark user image image 425x675]
/I'm betting it was the Christmas music


I'm guessing she also refused to enter her vehicle registration...

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2020-11-26 3:34:28 PM  
A security guard from a nearby store detained her by "bear-hugging" her before she was arrested by cops around 2.30pm.

Follow-up story shortly that security guard is fired, he wasn't from the store where it happened, and that he is being sued by the woman for assault and battery.
 
2020-11-26 3:48:13 PM  

lindalouwho: Sooooo, she was arrested for littering... and creating a nuisance?


Wrong thread,, but we'll accept it
 
2020-11-26 3:50:51 PM  
I hate that "moment" is used so frequently these days. A "moment" is fleeting. Five minutes of crazy is an event, not a moment.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:54 PM  
Poor girl obviously has a boyfriend who suffers from chronic booze-wang.   Regardless, this is still a poor way of dealing with her frustrations.
 
2020-11-26 3:52:07 PM  

Current Resident: She remained silent as she dragged thousands of pounds worth of wine

Huh. I thought the UK used litres to measure liquids.


It's more common than you think. I just drank 4 lbs of whisky, 7 inches of tequila and huffed 1.8 gigawatts of paint thinner and my brain frabble ghal bltzxxfdxc
 
2020-11-26 3:52:45 PM  

tinyarena: lindalouwho: Sooooo, she was arrested for littering... and creating a nuisance?

Wrong thread,, but we'll accept it


It's Thanksgiving, every thread is the right thread.
;)

/ and I'll bet they all moved away from her, too
 
2020-11-26 3:53:47 PM  
Cleanup in aisle 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1.
 
2020-11-26 3:59:28 PM  
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2020-11-26 4:01:02 PM  
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2020-11-26 4:05:57 PM  
BnB & Godley & Creme
Youtube A0r1QlQZBjw
 
2020-11-26 4:20:01 PM  
Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?
 
2020-11-26 4:28:59 PM  
So this lady can destroy property and not have George Zimmerman shot her.
Absolutely fascinating.
It's amazing the difference in mentalities.
in one part of the world it's justified to follow a person for looking suspicious.
Meanwhile no one felt it necessary to stop this lady. It's disturbing no one can see the disconnect between these two situations.

In conclusion normal healthy people call the police and wait they do not engage and murder suspects.
Especially considering the police might very well do that for you anyway.
I love how people to this day defend Zimmerman they're all scumbags including him
 
2020-11-26 4:35:01 PM  

buravirgil: Whoa! Howdy.

Show the woman the cleaning supply aisle and get her a broom, dust-pan, and mop.

Glass was a foolish way to move alcohol in the first place--  back to kegs.
Per the top comment, not hatchets allowed indoors.

Bring the horses, Girl Tin-star. I smell smoke from afar.


Per the top comment, not hatchets allowed indoors.

You're not the boss of me!
 
2020-11-26 4:35:39 PM  

MattyBlast: Why was she only using her left hand?

/(to smash the booze bottles, of course)


Because she is Satan!
 
2020-11-26 4:41:08 PM  
I just thought, the name Temperance would be a lovely name for a little girl. Like the cute girl from the Cosby Show, Temptress Bledsoe.
 
2020-11-26 4:42:40 PM  

foxtail: Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?


Most people would prefer to keep their distance from a clearly disturbed individual who would likely not hesitate to throw or swing a 750ml bottle at someone's head. Especially if it's not their property she's destroying.
 
2020-11-26 4:44:12 PM  

Trainspotr: foxtail: Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?

Most people would prefer to keep their distance from a clearly disturbed individual who would likely not hesitate to throw or swing a 750ml bottle at someone's head. Especially if it's not their property she's destroying.


This.
 
2020-11-26 4:45:34 PM  
Found her theme song:
Repent On The Twentieth Century Actors Fund Concert
Youtube RsNuj2Tv3Vc
 
2020-11-26 4:49:47 PM  

Trainspotr: foxtail: Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?

Most people would prefer to keep their distance from a clearly disturbed individual who would likely not hesitate to throw or swing a 750ml bottle at someone's head. Especially if it's not their property she's destroying.


But it will cost them, because of her wanton destruction of private property, the prices of goods in the store will have to be raised, because margins in the grocery business are pretty thin. So in essence by not helping to stop her you will pay the price one way or another!
 
2020-11-26 4:52:02 PM  

Abox: You didn't say black lives matter!

Black Label Matters.
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2020-11-26 4:56:00 PM  

Lokilaw2012: Calypsocookie: [Fark user image image 425x675]
/I'm betting it was the Christmas music

I'm guessing she also refused to enter her vehicle registration...

[Fark user image image 425x566]


I don't know what it is about that photo, but I imagine this guy is just out of the camera shot to the left.

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2020-11-26 4:57:01 PM  

sozelle: Ugh, the smell would be overwhelming.


All you have to do is to have people come in and smoke a lot of cigarettes. And it'll smell like a regular pub/bar.
 
2020-11-26 4:57:32 PM  
When approached for comment, the woman simply explained, "Well, I was just looking for the other halves of these bottles, and... oh, there's some, and there's some of it over there."

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2020-11-26 4:59:13 PM  
Surprised no one else thought of this
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Sure bottles, and not cans, but this is what came to my mind.
 
2020-11-26 5:57:31 PM  

foxtail: Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?


What were they going to do? Wrestle her to the ground covered with a sea of glass shards? Risk a slip and fall trying to subdue her on a sea of broken glass?

I was a professional bouncer, and this is a nightmare situation. For the woman THAT out of it. For the customers. For the staff. This is a grocery, not a club. Security, if you have any, is more worried about bad checks, shoplifters and fruit f*ckers. There is zero way of getting her out of that mess, without her consent, that doesn't involve potentially life threatening injury. Both to her or the folks looking to take her down. I wear TredSafes on the regular, and even with that, footing and leverage is sh*t. She's unpredictable. It's not anything anyone who isn't police wants to get involved in.

There's taking a bottle to the head, and then there's falling full weight onto a sea of broken bottles. Yeah, I'll let the cops handle this until she gets out of "Sooper Dangerous Slip-and-Fall Land."
 
2020-11-26 6:46:15 PM  
My booze comes in plastic bottles and can only be paired with Mountain Dew.
 
2020-11-26 6:51:32 PM  

morg: My booze comes in plastic bottles and can only be paired with Mountain Dew.


La dee da... humblebragging over your sophisticated palette.

/Goes back to drinking Natty Daddy.
 
2020-11-26 6:57:50 PM  
"One shopper queuing to pay for his goods told her to "calm down" - prompting her to launch a bottle of gin at his leg."

First mistake.
 
2020-11-26 7:24:30 PM  

foxtail: Serious question.
Why didn't someone just stop her?


Cos they want an epic vid. Plus shop rules for staff that prevent getting involved. Likely, my guesses.
 
2020-11-26 7:54:36 PM  
Learned a new phrase today.

"Jit going Ham"
 
2020-11-26 8:45:01 PM  
Seriously. I cannot possibly overstate how dangerous this mess is.

I've had waitstaff fall into broken plates and glasses that they've tumbled from a dishwasher. The cuts from that sort of mess are just horrific. Like throwing your body into a bed of broken glass that no one had the politeness to shatter down to tiny bits. Sent one waiter to the hospital after an accident like that, and they removed a seven-inch shard from his arm. Entirely hidden between all the other cuts and punctures. Arms. Chest. Legs. Butt. Back. And with that much glass, you're going to get wide cuts as well as punctures. Lay open your arm down to the bone kind of slashes. That's just from a single glass rack or two and relatively controlled falls.

This? This is a sea of half bottles that will easily just perforate your belly, your back, your liver, your kidneys, your eyes, your face, and slash you open for seven or eight inches, easy. Her slip? I can only imagine how much glass she took on that alone. That was amazingly lucky, and it still looks like it sucked beyond belief. It could open up, or just straight up sever tendons. And folks want someone to rush into a grinder like that to wrass'l a crazy woman down, who has already hurt herself? You got a turtleback, a bunch of 90s hockey gear, and some goalie gloves, you go for it, but even if you had that kit, she'd still get even more hurt.

Just seeing the broken bottles still standing upright should terrify the sh*t out of anyone thinking about running over and grabbing her. Not just for your sake, but her's as well. You see something like this, you try to get them OUT of the "Glass RoboCoup" first, then you can restrain her. Rush in? You're getting cut, she's getting cut, and whoever rolled in is going to have nightmares for years.
 
2020-11-26 9:14:51 PM  
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2020-11-26 9:16:30 PM  
^^Sorry wrong thread please remove ^^
 
2020-11-26 9:26:19 PM  
This is why Wisconsin only sells booze in spill proof, break proof, un burnable bottles.
 
2020-11-26 9:41:46 PM  
That's alcohol abuse!!
 
2020-11-26 9:55:49 PM  

Gawdzila: That's alcohol abuse!!


Damn, you beat me to it by 13 minutes.
 
2020-11-26 10:50:43 PM  

Mister Buttons: morg: My booze comes in plastic bottles and can only be paired with Mountain Dew.

La dee da... humblebragging over your sophisticated palette.

/Goes back to drinking Natty Daddy.


I'm still getting over the "humblebrag" but I think I can buy some time while humans figure out how a cat a is typing.

/Assuming that "Mittens" and "Socks" are still in the neighborhood.
 
2020-11-26 11:31:59 PM  
No in-store security? That's not smart these days.
 
2020-11-26 11:52:12 PM  

blondambition: She hates these cans bottles!


mojuba: Surprised no one else thought of this
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Sure bottles, and not cans, but this is what came to my mind.


I'm a bit surprised by your surprise.
 
2020-11-27 12:35:38 AM  

Katwang: This is why Wisconsin only sells booze in spill proof, break proof, un burnable bottles.


Must move to Wisconsin note to self
 
2020-11-27 8:39:27 AM  

hubiestubert: Seriously. I cannot possibly overstate how dangerous this mess is.

I've had waitstaff fall into broken plates and glasses that they've tumbled from a dishwasher. The cuts from that sort of mess are just horrific. Like throwing your body into a bed of broken glass that no one had the politeness to shatter down to tiny bits. Sent one waiter to the hospital after an accident like that, and they removed a seven-inch shard from his arm. Entirely hidden between all the other cuts and punctures. Arms. Chest. Legs. Butt. Back. And with that much glass, you're going to get wide cuts as well as punctures. Lay open your arm down to the bone kind of slashes. That's just from a single glass rack or two and relatively controlled falls.

This? This is a sea of half bottles that will easily just perforate your belly, your back, your liver, your kidneys, your eyes, your face, and slash you open for seven or eight inches, easy. Her slip? I can only imagine how much glass she took on that alone. That was amazingly lucky, and it still looks like it sucked beyond belief. It could open up, or just straight up sever tendons. And folks want someone to rush into a grinder like that to wrass'l a crazy woman down, who has already hurt herself? You got a turtleback, a bunch of 90s hockey gear, and some goalie gloves, you go for it, but even if you had that kit, she'd still get even more hurt.

Just seeing the broken bottles still standing upright should terrify the sh*t out of anyone thinking about running over and grabbing her. Not just for your sake, but her's as well. You see something like this, you try to get them OUT of the "Glass RoboCoup" first, then you can restrain her. Rush in? You're getting cut, she's getting cut, and whoever rolled in is going to have nightmares for years.


Rik01: No in-store security? That's not smart these days.


This covers your query. There may be a security guard, but he shouldn't be doing this, it's a matter for the police, and very likely mental health services.
 
2020-11-27 11:16:36 AM  

Billy Liar: "One shopper queuing to pay for his goods told her to "calm down" - prompting her to launch a bottle of gin at his leg."

First mistake.


Alright I got a good laugh at that.
 
2020-11-27 12:24:25 PM  
Alcohol Abuse.
 
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