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(The Sun (Ireland))   Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on   (thesun.ie) divider line
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4953 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2020 at 2:42 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-26 9:50:33 AM  
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2020-11-26 9:56:41 AM  
Mental breakdowns aren't amusing.  My Evangelical step brother in law (or something like that) decided to pour his entire wine collection down the sink.  He made a point of blathering about it after the fact, as well as the specific monetary value of each bottle...

We pretty much gave him the Nancy Pelosi Trump clap.

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2020-11-26 9:57:05 AM  
The only appropriate punishment is life in prison.  Regardless of mental health state.  Either they're crazy and shouldn't be around the public ever again, or they're an absolute monster who should never be around the public again.
 
2020-11-26 10:00:35 AM  
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2020-11-26 10:02:03 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: The only appropriate punishment is life in prison.  Regardless of mental health state.  Either they're crazy and shouldn't be around the public ever again, or they're an absolute monster who should never be around the public again.


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2020-11-26 10:10:30 AM  
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/I'm betting it was the Christmas music
 
2020-11-26 10:12:53 AM  
Now that's how you win at Supermarket Sweep. Grab the big shiat, create a huge mess so no one else can make it back with their carts, profit.
 
2020-11-26 10:18:29 AM  
LOCK HER UP
 
2020-11-26 10:36:05 AM  
It goes up with this one:

Man smashing bottles at store
Youtube 7Y0wJ3MM2iE
 
2020-11-26 10:36:47 AM  
Boozapalooza.
 
2020-11-26 10:38:07 AM  
Another one for good measure (NSFW language):

Guy tearing up Walgreens store and then getting arrested.
Youtube x3KbRRO0IyM
 
2020-11-26 10:39:05 AM  
...but this kid takes the cake by wrecking the ENTIRE Dollar General.

Kid Destroys Dollar Store
Youtube QrqH3zaMco4
 
2020-11-26 10:39:34 AM  
One more.

Jit Going Ham Trashing Aisay's Store In North Lauderdale
Youtube E_aiykaLwwE
 
2020-11-26 10:51:12 AM  
Ugh, the smell would be overwhelming.
 
2020-11-26 10:52:59 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: The only appropriate punishment is life in prison.  Regardless of mental health state.  Either they're crazy and shouldn't be around the public ever again, or they're an absolute monster who should never be around the public again.


I'm going to guess that you support the general character of the society that now drives people to these particular moments, and in that way, it reminds me of how Defense of the Ancients was such a bad game and designed by complete idiots, that when people began actively quitting matches, their answer was not to fix the reasons that people were quitting, but to ban them from playing again.

I guess I'm saying that the only reason I never win in real-life is because of my noob allies.
 
2020-11-26 10:54:48 AM  
Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?
 
2020-11-26 10:57:36 AM  
Doesn't look like she was in the single malt aisle, so we're good. Thanks everyone!
 
2020-11-26 11:19:27 AM  
Why is it that the booze aisle that gets destroyed?

Pick on the vegan foods, lima beans, and diet soft drinks next time.
 
2020-11-26 11:25:57 AM  

SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?


They also made a point of telling us that a woman was there WITH HER CHILD!!!! OMG!!!!1!
 
2020-11-26 11:35:14 AM  

SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?


And yet they don't tell us how old Steven is.
 
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2020-11-26 11:44:17 AM  

foo monkey: SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?

And yet they don't tell us how old Steven is.


No, but I understand the confusion.  Stevenage is the Queen's Mum's English for the place where they keep all the Stevens until they're adopted.
 
2020-11-26 11:53:58 AM  
I'm happy that the security guard subdued her with a bear hug. If he had tasered her she would have blended herself on the broken bottles.
 
2020-11-26 11:56:07 AM  

jbc: foo monkey: SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?

And yet they don't tell us how old Steven is.

No, but I understand the confusion.  Stevenage is the Queen's Mum's English for the place where they keep all the Stevens until they're adopted.


I thought that was the place where all the Steves stood in a circle so ancient druids could tell what time it was. Or is that Stevehenge?
 
2020-11-26 11:57:58 AM  
GATOR !!!!
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2020-11-26 12:00:16 PM  

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She had syphilis.  Still worshiped in my shiathole Red state (can't buy beer before noon on Sundays, even 0% ABV).
 
2020-11-26 12:00:39 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Why is it that the booze aisle that gets destroyed?

Pick on the vegan foods, lima beans, and diet soft drinks next time.


She probably has one or more alcoholics in the family, then fueled up by religious zealotry trying to deal with it.  Still, needs some time in jail to understand that this is not acceptable behaviour.
 
2020-11-26 12:01:36 PM  

SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?


Because if it's a woman, that's too old and she has to go.
 
2020-11-26 12:59:07 PM  
As a society we have no tolerance for the temperance ladies. We have seen the trouble they can cause, much worse than broken booze bottles.
 
2020-11-26 1:08:12 PM  
I like that you can still see by the color of the liquid on the floor where the Red wine section is. Was.
 
2020-11-26 2:48:23 PM  

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2020-11-26 2:51:36 PM  

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/I'm betting it was the Christmas music


I bet an employee told her she had to wear a mask and this was the result.
 
2020-11-26 2:53:00 PM  
That's a death sentence Ireland
 
2020-11-26 2:55:29 PM  

xanadian: SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?

They also made a point of telling us that a woman was there WITH HER CHILD!!!! OMG!!!!1!


The horror 😱!

Too bad she didn't destroy the Bourbon and Scotch section. Boone's Farm and wine coolers are the only alcoholic beverages that taste good 😈.

/runs
 
2020-11-26 2:56:07 PM  
Whoa! Howdy.

Show the woman the cleaning supply aisle and get her a broom, dust-pan, and mop.

Glass was a foolish way to move alcohol in the first place--  back to kegs.
Per the top comment, not hatchets allowed indoors.

Bring the horses, Girl Tin-star. I smell smoke from afar.
 
2020-11-26 2:57:17 PM  
Wonder what is in her bag?
 
2020-11-26 2:58:15 PM  
Very much not welcome at my house.
 
2020-11-26 2:58:27 PM  

yomrfark: Wonder what is in her bag?


Qanon bible, Mark Levin shaped dildo, and a Rush Limbaugh flesh light.
 
2020-11-26 2:59:06 PM  
Why was she only using her left hand?

/(to smash the booze bottles, of course)
 
2020-11-26 3:00:48 PM  
I think her 12 step program worked a little to well and she jumped clear to step 5150.
 
2020-11-26 3:01:17 PM  
"mop, bucket and strainer needed in aisle 6 and someone get me the bulk booze sale sign."

/hope the lady get help.
 
2020-11-26 3:03:31 PM  
Sooooo, she was arrested for littering... and creating a nuisance?
 
2020-11-26 3:07:04 PM  
You didn't say black lives matter!
 
2020-11-26 3:07:38 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Mental breakdowns aren't amusing.


The evidence suggests otherwise. They can be hilarious.
 
2020-11-26 3:08:50 PM  
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I don't think they thought their cunning threat through properly.
 
2020-11-26 3:09:28 PM  

MattyBlast: Why was she only using her left hand?

/(to smash the booze bottles, of course)


Voice in video says her right hand is covered in blood.
 
2020-11-26 3:09:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Now that's how you win at Supermarket Sweep. Grab the big shiat, create a huge mess so no one else can make it back with their carts, profit.


Then, grab a large push-broom, and sweep.
 
2020-11-26 3:09:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: Telly presenter Lee Clark, 50, watched the drama unfold in Stevenage

Um, why do we need the age of the news program's host?


Commenter ComaToast, 120, had horrible flashbacks to the US Prohibition era.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:05 PM  
She remained silent as she dragged thousands of pounds worth of wine

Huh. I thought the UK used litres to measure liquids.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:50 PM  
She hates these cans bottles!
 
2020-11-26 3:17:16 PM  

talkertopc: "mop, bucket and strainer needed in aisle 6 and someone get me the bulk booze sale sign."

/hope the lady get help.


If you ever need to rescue booze from a broken bottle, coffee filters are your best friend.  A strainer's not gonna cut it.

/TMYK
 
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