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(NYPost)   After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 10:58:56 AM  
57 votes:
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You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!
 
2020-11-26 2:48:43 PM  
30 votes:
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Son, I am disappoint
 
2020-11-26 2:32:09 PM  
22 votes:
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2020-11-26 11:15:20 AM  
20 votes:

Xai: I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.


Your thoughts on teamkilling in online videogames are fascinating and I wish to hear more.  My teammates sucked and they were going to lose, anyway.
 
2020-11-26 3:39:04 PM  
16 votes:
He at least could have dressed it up for the holidays and used this:

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/yeah, it's real.  Was looking for a gift for a friend when I saw this, took the screenshot and quickly moved on...
//didn't know they had a weaponry section...
///Thanksgiving slashies...
 
2020-11-26 2:29:53 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-11-26 3:26:36 PM  
14 votes:
Must have left his nunchucks at home.
 
2020-11-26 10:30:10 AM  
12 votes:
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2020-11-26 3:06:21 PM  
10 votes:

mrshowrules: It is not fair to generalize but I bet you he likes Trump because "Trump tells it like it is"


He calls a spade a spade.
 
2020-11-26 12:03:17 PM  
10 votes:

Nocrash: edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.

Fark won't let me double or triple smart your post.


You're both scared of lethal force and the authority of the system?  What are you, some sort of law-abiding citizens?

Goddamn, you haven't defied the system until you've posted eBay auctions for trucknuts and then you ship them a picture of the trucknuts.  I even wrote it in the description.  It's their fault for being sssstupidddd.
 
2020-11-26 4:26:19 PM  
9 votes:

Bicep Magnum: That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.


I'm more convinced they could have scared him out of the store with something as healthy as a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 2:28:46 PM  
9 votes:
At least he was dressed up.
 
2020-11-26 4:19:56 PM  
8 votes:
That dude was studying the blade while everyone was partying.
 
2020-11-26 2:39:36 PM  
8 votes:
He should have just waited until next week, when the Supreme Court rules 5-4 that you cannot mandate masks anywhere.
 
2020-11-26 10:04:48 PM  
7 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.  Like most cops, C12 is a special snowflake and his fee-fees are very delicate.  Can't we just politely pretend that cops are doing a good job, so he can have a nice Thanksgiving, here, on Fark?
 
2020-11-26 2:23:12 PM  
7 votes:

edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.


Well, he should.  His sergeant is going to be pissed when he doesn't show up for his shift
 
2020-11-26 3:29:16 PM  
6 votes:

X-Geek: Must have left his nunchucks at home.


He probably kept hitting himself in the face with them and his Mom took them away.
 
2020-11-26 3:05:20 PM  
6 votes:
I guess brass knuckles might kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus in a petri dish if hit just right.
 
2020-11-26 4:51:35 PM  
5 votes:
when you look up the dictionary definition of Incel.

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2020-11-26 11:36:49 AM  
5 votes:
The suspect needs to be "taught a lesson". Issue Walmart greeters a taser.


The Hangover- Taser Scene
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2020-11-26 10:48:54 AM  
5 votes:
I suspect that this was just the recent highlights of a lifetime of bad decision trees.
 
2020-11-26 10:16:26 AM  
5 votes:
Angry about wearing a mask, carries brass knuckles...

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2020-11-26 9:57:37 PM  
4 votes:

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


Except he's probably a super spreader, so he's Phillip Wheezemore Coughman.
 
2020-11-26 5:35:59 PM  
4 votes:

Combustion: Holy crap, that's a rough 40. He's 20??? Dude, whatever you're doing, slow down man. Slow down.


This guy's only got one gear.
 
2020-11-26 3:40:17 PM  
4 votes:
Stores should be allowed to enforce mask policies with cattle prods.
 
2020-11-26 3:32:13 PM  
4 votes:
Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.
 
2020-11-26 3:31:07 PM  
4 votes:
This guy is 20. Just a few years out of high school and he's already a MAGA loving anti-masker. Can't wait to see what kind of hijinx he get up to in a few years.
 
2020-11-26 3:25:11 PM  
4 votes:

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Creepy pasty albino kinda white, in fact.
 
2020-11-26 3:08:51 PM  
4 votes:

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Wow, what a stupid comment.
 
2020-11-26 2:37:51 PM  
4 votes:
It is not fair to generalize but I bet you he likes Trump because "Trump tells it like it is"
 
2020-11-26 12:42:30 PM  
4 votes:

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


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more like the Yellow King.

/real monsters never die... they just go dormant
 
2020-11-26 11:38:15 AM  
4 votes:

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


MAGA
 
2020-11-26 10:28:45 AM  
4 votes:
The key here is to move quickly through this process

customer/business complaint -> misdemeanor -> felony
 
2020-11-26 4:38:18 PM  
3 votes:

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I was thinking more like The Kube kept on the dark path that Parker Lewis started him on.

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2020-11-26 3:53:16 PM  
3 votes:
In Ohio Sam's Clubs, they use guns.   In Wallyworld, brass knuckles.   Class warfare, folks.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:07 PM  
3 votes:
Being a dick for no good reason, and then escalating to total asshole are always good moves.
 
2020-11-26 2:25:25 PM  
3 votes:
Guys like this give brass knuckles a bad name. Were the knuckles ok?
 
2020-11-26 10:26:39 AM  
3 votes:
He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.
 
2020-11-26 4:17:25 PM  
2 votes:
That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 3:28:54 PM  
2 votes:
Sandusky... Ohio...why are there not more Tommy Boy quotes?
/Fat guy in a little knuckle
 
2020-11-26 2:36:34 PM  
2 votes:
Boys who does not like being told what to do will be in prison by age 25.
 
2020-11-27 5:43:14 AM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: Because big bad cops routinely turn into scared, shooty little girls when they "make contact" with black people.


Damn. More than four decades in police work, "made contact" with many thousands of black people, arrested a bunch and never shot one. Guess I wasn't in on the secret plan to eliminate the black population.

Or maybe you're just an idiot with no clue what you're talking about.
 
2020-11-27 12:19:15 AM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.


Yeah, suggesting that the only reason the police didn't kill someone is because he's white is "pointing out systemic racism in policing." Only on Fark...
 
2020-11-26 8:53:35 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


A while back there was a thread about a white dude with a sword getting tased and Fark went ape-shiat about how if he were black they'd have shot him.

2 weeks prior there was a guy with a sword in Detroit who was tased. I linked that. Apparently that was flame bait. To be fair the guy WAS ultimately shot, but only because he had armor so tasers didn't work.
 
2020-11-26 8:15:24 PM  
1 vote:

Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.


Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.
 
2020-11-26 8:13:51 PM  
1 vote:

CommanderApaul: Smackledorfer: Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.

The CCW charge is for the brass knuckles.  ORC 2923.11 for the definition of "deadly weapon" (yes really) and ORC 2923.12 for "carrying a concealed deadly weapon".


Ahh.

That makes more sense. They put it in tfa right after "he was carrying a knife omg" so I thought the charge was connected to that.

Why we can carry firearms and no knuckles or a sap has always amused me too. I think my pistol is rather more deadly than a punch knife* in belt buckle, but nobody lets me write the laws. And a claw hammer is totally ok.

I remember flying with my family when I was like 7. I found a 2 inch pocket knife in the parking lot and you'd think I won the lottery. It set off a metal detector and the airport security was laughing their asses off. They even let me keep it. I assume it was tossed by someone who knew they weren't supposed to bring it on the plane. What was I gonna do, kill the pilot and wind up in a turkish prison?

*Push dagger? Katar? So many words for it.
 
2020-11-26 7:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
I put on my brass knuckles & wizard hat...
 
2020-11-26 7:25:11 PM  
1 vote:

scalpod: Combustion: Holy crap, that's a rough 40. He's 20??? Dude, whatever you're doing, slow down man. Slow down.

This guy's only got one gear.


When I was learning to drive my dad said "Combustion, you just floor it; whether it's the gas or the brake, you just floor it."
 
2020-11-26 3:31:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. Full neckbeard.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:54 PM  
1 vote:

Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.


He's not wrong.
 
2020-11-26 2:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
I will see what his Fark handle is?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-11-26 11:02:09 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.
 
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