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(NYPost)   After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 10:16:26 AM  
51 votes:
Angry about wearing a mask, carries brass knuckles...

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2020-11-26 10:26:39 AM  
44 votes:
He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.
 
2020-11-26 10:28:33 AM  
34 votes:
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2020-11-26 3:10:54 PM  
30 votes:

Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.


He's not wrong.
 
2020-11-26 10:48:54 AM  
25 votes:
I suspect that this was just the recent highlights of a lifetime of bad decision trees.
 
2020-11-26 10:48:03 AM  
17 votes:

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.
 
2020-11-26 3:47:36 PM  
13 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: Boys who does not like being told what to do will be in prison by age 25.


Or he'll get hired as a cop. He's got the right attitude. He apparently has an ability to escalate a situation to an unnecessarily violent conclusion. He's obviously ignorant and lacks the ability to admit to being wrong. He'd make a perfect cop.
 
2020-11-26 2:36:34 PM  
13 votes:
Boys who does not like being told what to do will be in prison by age 25.
 
2020-11-26 2:37:51 PM  
11 votes:
It is not fair to generalize but I bet you he likes Trump because "Trump tells it like it is"
 
2020-11-26 3:32:13 PM  
9 votes:
Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.
 
2020-11-26 3:40:17 PM  
8 votes:
Stores should be allowed to enforce mask policies with cattle prods.
 
2020-11-26 11:56:18 AM  
8 votes:

edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.


Fark won't let me double or triple smart your post.
 
2020-11-26 4:17:25 PM  
7 votes:
That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 3:58:35 PM  
7 votes:

wax_on: This guy is 20. Just a few years out of high school and he's already a MAGA loving anti-masker. Can't wait to see what kind of hijinx he get up to in a few years.


Those are the kind of guys that you have to to show to people who think racism and intolerance will die out with the older generations.
 
2020-11-26 3:08:51 PM  
7 votes:

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Wow, what a stupid comment.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-11-26 11:02:09 AM  
6 votes:
I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.
 
2020-11-26 10:04:48 PM  
5 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.  Like most cops, C12 is a special snowflake and his fee-fees are very delicate.  Can't we just politely pretend that cops are doing a good job, so he can have a nice Thanksgiving, here, on Fark?
 
2020-11-26 3:28:54 PM  
5 votes:
Sandusky... Ohio...why are there not more Tommy Boy quotes?
/Fat guy in a little knuckle
 
2020-11-26 10:28:45 AM  
5 votes:
The key here is to move quickly through this process

customer/business complaint -> misdemeanor -> felony
 
2020-11-26 3:31:07 PM  
4 votes:
This guy is 20. Just a few years out of high school and he's already a MAGA loving anti-masker. Can't wait to see what kind of hijinx he get up to in a few years.
 
2020-11-26 10:30:10 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-11-26 11:13:00 PM  
3 votes:
He looks EXACTLY as I expected
 
2020-11-26 2:48:43 PM  
3 votes:
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Son, I am disappoint
 
2020-11-26 2:39:36 PM  
3 votes:
He should have just waited until next week, when the Supreme Court rules 5-4 that you cannot mandate masks anywhere.
 
2020-11-26 2:29:53 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-11-26 12:42:30 PM  
3 votes:

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


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more like the Yellow King.

/real monsters never die... they just go dormant
 
2020-11-26 10:58:56 AM  
3 votes:
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You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!
 
2020-11-27 11:24:42 AM  
2 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Damn. More than four decades in police work, "made contact" with many thousands of black people, arrested a bunch and never shot one.


This is not a rebuttal.

People have been explaining to you the difference between "your personal anecdotes" and "real data" for 15 farking years on this site, and you're still posting this craven, dishonest bullshiat.  Either you were a cop so long that lying is so deeply ingrained in you that you can't help it, or you're just a weirdo who gets his kicks making a fool of himself on the innertubes.

CruiserTwelve: Guess I wasn't in on the secret plan to eliminate the black population.


You sure seem in on the plan to lie about it though.
 
2020-11-27 2:35:15 AM  
2 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Z-clipped: Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.

Yeah, suggesting that the only reason the police didn't kill someone is because he's white is "pointing out systemic racism in policing." Only on Fark...


Yes Virginia, pointing out that cops are more likely to kill black men than white men for the same behavior is exactly what "pointing out systemic racism" is. Because big bad cops routinely turn into scared, shooty little girls when they "make contact" with black people.

Kind of like how you're too cowardly to even admit that systemic racism in policing even exists.
 
2020-11-26 8:53:35 PM  
2 votes:

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


A while back there was a thread about a white dude with a sword getting tased and Fark went ape-shiat about how if he were black they'd have shot him.

2 weeks prior there was a guy with a sword in Detroit who was tased. I linked that. Apparently that was flame bait. To be fair the guy WAS ultimately shot, but only because he had armor so tasers didn't work.
 
2020-11-26 8:13:51 PM  
2 votes:

CommanderApaul: Smackledorfer: Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.

The CCW charge is for the brass knuckles.  ORC 2923.11 for the definition of "deadly weapon" (yes really) and ORC 2923.12 for "carrying a concealed deadly weapon".


Ahh.

That makes more sense. They put it in tfa right after "he was carrying a knife omg" so I thought the charge was connected to that.

Why we can carry firearms and no knuckles or a sap has always amused me too. I think my pistol is rather more deadly than a punch knife* in belt buckle, but nobody lets me write the laws. And a claw hammer is totally ok.

I remember flying with my family when I was like 7. I found a 2 inch pocket knife in the parking lot and you'd think I won the lottery. It set off a metal detector and the airport security was laughing their asses off. They even let me keep it. I assume it was tossed by someone who knew they weren't supposed to bring it on the plane. What was I gonna do, kill the pilot and wind up in a turkish prison?

*Push dagger? Katar? So many words for it.
 
2020-11-26 7:43:58 PM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.


The CCW charge is for the brass knuckles.  ORC 2923.11 for the definition of "deadly weapon" (yes really) and ORC 2923.12 for "carrying a concealed deadly weapon".
 
2020-11-26 4:26:19 PM  
2 votes:

Bicep Magnum: That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.


I'm more convinced they could have scared him out of the store with something as healthy as a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
Okay. Shoot him and be done with it.
 
2020-11-26 3:31:53 PM  
2 votes:
Wow. Full neckbeard.
 
2020-11-26 3:29:16 PM  
2 votes:

X-Geek: Must have left his nunchucks at home.


He probably kept hitting himself in the face with them and his Mom took them away.
 
2020-11-26 3:25:11 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Creepy pasty albino kinda white, in fact.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:07 PM  
2 votes:
Being a dick for no good reason, and then escalating to total asshole are always good moves.
 
2020-11-26 2:23:12 PM  
2 votes:

edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.


Well, he should.  His sergeant is going to be pissed when he doesn't show up for his shift
 
2020-11-26 11:15:20 AM  
2 votes:

Xai: I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.


Your thoughts on teamkilling in online videogames are fascinating and I wish to hear more.  My teammates sucked and they were going to lose, anyway.
 
2020-11-27 11:01:17 AM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


Dude, you are one farking idiot.
 
2020-11-26 8:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: litespeed74: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 172x293]
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I was thinking more like The Kube kept on the dark path that Parker Lewis started him on.

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LOL
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2020-11-26 7:40:31 PM  
1 vote:
I saw this on the local news website yesterday and all I could think as I was opening it was "please not my hometown" because yes, I could seriously see this happening there. 2 hours north but still too close for comfort.

/My hometown Walmart got torched by a fire bug. It reopened
//Local Walmart has dead people in the bathrooms from ODing on drugs
///I try to avoid Walmart at all costs....
 
2020-11-26 6:06:52 PM  
1 vote:

Stud Gerbil: In Ohio Sam's Clubs, they use guns.   In Wallyworld, brass knuckles.   Class warfare, folks.


We had a black man killed by cops in a Walmart for playing in with a toy gun a few years ago. Does that count?
 
2020-11-26 4:51:35 PM  
1 vote:
when you look up the dictionary definition of Incel.

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2020-11-26 4:38:18 PM  
1 vote:

litespeed74: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 172x293]
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I was thinking more like The Kube kept on the dark path that Parker Lewis started him on.

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2020-11-26 3:51:00 PM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: Xai: I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.

Your thoughts on teamkilling in online videogames are fascinating and I wish to hear more.  My teammates sucked and they were going to lose, anyway.


Teamkills are occasionally okay, but only to fix a greater injustice.  For example, when someone on your team is running an aimbot and the usual solutions don't work.  Switching to their team and teamkilling them mercilessly will sometimes get them to move on.
 
2020-11-26 12:03:17 PM  
1 vote:

Nocrash: edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.

Fark won't let me double or triple smart your post.


You're both scared of lethal force and the authority of the system?  What are you, some sort of law-abiding citizens?

Goddamn, you haven't defied the system until you've posted eBay auctions for trucknuts and then you ship them a picture of the trucknuts.  I even wrote it in the description.  It's their fault for being sssstupidddd.
 
2020-11-26 11:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
The suspect needs to be "taught a lesson". Issue Walmart greeters a taser.


The Hangover- Taser Scene
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