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(NYPost)   After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Crime, Colyn Tusing, arrest report, brass knuckles, Ohio man, Cops, worker's request, officer  
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4618 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2020 at 2:21 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-26 4:51:35 PM  
when you look up the dictionary definition of Incel.

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2020-11-26 4:58:33 PM  

stray_capts: Teamkills are occasionally okay, but only to fix a greater injustice. For example, when someone on your team is running an aimbot and the usual solutions don't work. Switching to their team and teamkilling them mercilessly will sometimes get them to move on.


I approve of your ambiguous approach to an alliance.  Who is the system to tell us who is an enemy and an ally?  I will make that decision for myself.
 
2020-11-26 5:07:15 PM  
Holy crap, that's a rough 40. He's 20??? Dude, whatever you're doing, slow down man. Slow down.
 
2020-11-26 5:18:56 PM  
Combustion:

Fat furious Meth man
 
2020-11-26 5:25:48 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Sandusky... Ohio...why are there not more Tommy Boy quotes?
/Fat guy in a little knuckle


If Tommy and Michele settled down and had a kid he'd be about that age.
 
2020-11-26 5:35:59 PM  

Combustion: Holy crap, that's a rough 40. He's 20??? Dude, whatever you're doing, slow down man. Slow down.


This guy's only got one gear.
 
2020-11-26 6:06:52 PM  

Stud Gerbil: In Ohio Sam's Clubs, they use guns.   In Wallyworld, brass knuckles.   Class warfare, folks.


We had a black man killed by cops in a Walmart for playing in with a toy gun a few years ago. Does that count?
 
2020-11-26 7:25:11 PM  

scalpod: Combustion: Holy crap, that's a rough 40. He's 20??? Dude, whatever you're doing, slow down man. Slow down.

This guy's only got one gear.


When I was learning to drive my dad said "Combustion, you just floor it; whether it's the gas or the brake, you just floor it."
 
2020-11-26 7:40:31 PM  
I saw this on the local news website yesterday and all I could think as I was opening it was "please not my hometown" because yes, I could seriously see this happening there. 2 hours north but still too close for comfort.

/My hometown Walmart got torched by a fire bug. It reopened
//Local Walmart has dead people in the bathrooms from ODing on drugs
///I try to avoid Walmart at all costs....
 
2020-11-26 7:43:51 PM  
I put on my brass knuckles & wizard hat...
 
2020-11-26 7:43:58 PM  

Smackledorfer: Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.


The CCW charge is for the brass knuckles.  ORC 2923.11 for the definition of "deadly weapon" (yes really) and ORC 2923.12 for "carrying a concealed deadly weapon".
 
2020-11-26 8:13:51 PM  

CommanderApaul: Smackledorfer: Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.

The CCW charge is for the brass knuckles.  ORC 2923.11 for the definition of "deadly weapon" (yes really) and ORC 2923.12 for "carrying a concealed deadly weapon".


Ahh.

That makes more sense. They put it in tfa right after "he was carrying a knife omg" so I thought the charge was connected to that.

Why we can carry firearms and no knuckles or a sap has always amused me too. I think my pistol is rather more deadly than a punch knife* in belt buckle, but nobody lets me write the laws. And a claw hammer is totally ok.

I remember flying with my family when I was like 7. I found a 2 inch pocket knife in the parking lot and you'd think I won the lottery. It set off a metal detector and the airport security was laughing their asses off. They even let me keep it. I assume it was tossed by someone who knew they weren't supposed to bring it on the plane. What was I gonna do, kill the pilot and wind up in a turkish prison?

*Push dagger? Katar? So many words for it.
 
2020-11-26 8:15:24 PM  

Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.


Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.
 
2020-11-26 8:39:53 PM  

Lokilaw2012: He at least could have dressed it up for the holidays and used this:

[Fark user image image 346x750]

/yeah, it's real.  Was looking for a gift for a friend when I saw this, took the screenshot and quickly moved on...
//didn't know they had a weaponry section...
///Thanksgiving slashies...


Silver with jewels and three finger loops. Perfect for afternoon tea and fisticuffs. How terribly chic.
 
2020-11-26 8:46:50 PM  

hubiestubert: litespeed74: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 172x293]
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I was thinking more like The Kube kept on the dark path that Parker Lewis started him on.

[Fark user image 400x279]


LOL
And...OMG..Park Lewis???? Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long long time.jpg
 
2020-11-26 8:53:35 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


A while back there was a thread about a white dude with a sword getting tased and Fark went ape-shiat about how if he were black they'd have shot him.

2 weeks prior there was a guy with a sword in Detroit who was tased. I linked that. Apparently that was flame bait. To be fair the guy WAS ultimately shot, but only because he had armor so tasers didn't work.
 
2020-11-26 9:57:37 PM  

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


Except he's probably a super spreader, so he's Phillip Wheezemore Coughman.
 
2020-11-26 10:04:48 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.  Like most cops, C12 is a special snowflake and his fee-fees are very delicate.  Can't we just politely pretend that cops are doing a good job, so he can have a nice Thanksgiving, here, on Fark?
 
2020-11-26 11:13:00 PM  
He looks EXACTLY as I expected
 
2020-11-26 11:43:35 PM  
Guess who was the class bully in high school? They're gonna love him in prison, which is where he will eventually end up.
 
2020-11-27 12:19:15 AM  

Z-clipped: Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.


Yeah, suggesting that the only reason the police didn't kill someone is because he's white is "pointing out systemic racism in policing." Only on Fark...
 
2020-11-27 2:35:15 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Z-clipped: Yeah people, stop pointing out systemic racism in policing.

Yeah, suggesting that the only reason the police didn't kill someone is because he's white is "pointing out systemic racism in policing." Only on Fark...


Yes Virginia, pointing out that cops are more likely to kill black men than white men for the same behavior is exactly what "pointing out systemic racism" is. Because big bad cops routinely turn into scared, shooty little girls when they "make contact" with black people.

Kind of like how you're too cowardly to even admit that systemic racism in policing even exists.
 
2020-11-27 3:30:42 AM  
Was the Savior of Sandusky involved?
 
2020-11-27 5:43:14 AM  

Z-clipped: Because big bad cops routinely turn into scared, shooty little girls when they "make contact" with black people.


Damn. More than four decades in police work, "made contact" with many thousands of black people, arrested a bunch and never shot one. Guess I wasn't in on the secret plan to eliminate the black population.

Or maybe you're just an idiot with no clue what you're talking about.
 
2020-11-27 6:19:50 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Z-clipped: Because big bad cops routinely turn into scared, shooty little girls when they "make contact" with black people.

Damn. More than four decades in police work, "made contact" with many thousands of black people, arrested a bunch and never shot one. Guess I wasn't in on the secret plan to eliminate the black population.


But you sure as shiat spend a lot of time defending cops that do.

Which is why no one trusts you.
 
2020-11-27 9:30:56 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Yeah, suggesting that the only reason the police didn't kill someone is because he's white is "pointing out systemic racism in policing." Only on Fark...


The problem is that police often have different standards for the behavior of black people and white people. The same act is "threatening" for one and "expressing anger" in the other.
 
2020-11-27 11:01:17 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Albert911emt: Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.

He's not wrong.

Sadly, on Fark, that's considered a "smart" comment. For the rest of the world, that's a stupid comment.


Dude, you are one farking idiot.
 
2020-11-27 11:24:42 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Damn. More than four decades in police work, "made contact" with many thousands of black people, arrested a bunch and never shot one.


This is not a rebuttal.

People have been explaining to you the difference between "your personal anecdotes" and "real data" for 15 farking years on this site, and you're still posting this craven, dishonest bullshiat.  Either you were a cop so long that lying is so deeply ingrained in you that you can't help it, or you're just a weirdo who gets his kicks making a fool of himself on the innertubes.

CruiserTwelve: Guess I wasn't in on the secret plan to eliminate the black population.


You sure seem in on the plan to lie about it though.
 
2020-11-27 2:35:05 PM  

Z-clipped: People have been explaining to you the difference between "your personal anecdotes" and "real data" for 15 farking years on this site, and you're still posting this craven, dishonest bullshiat.


No, the problem in these arguments is that you refuse to understand or acknowledge even the basic point of my assertion. Claiming a person is alive after an interaction with police solely because he's white is not pointing out systemic racism in policing. It's a childish, absurd and factually untrue claim that does nothing to further any discussion about racism in policing. It's just a Fark "feel good" comment that gets lots of "smarts."

I used a personal anecdote because my experience is that of the vast majority of police officers. We go through our entire careers without using excessive force or even firing our guns regardless of the race of the people we're dealing with. That is factual data. It does not mean there isn't a problem with racism in police culture, nor does it mean I'm defending such racism.

You have a clear lack of understanding of police work and police culture. You lack any basis for such understanding, yet you continue to make claims that are clearly untrue to those who do have such an understanding. But you'll never see it. Ever. Because you don't want to see it. Trying to educate yourself and find the truth is too hard for you, so you take the lazy way out. Every time.
 
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