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(NYPost)   After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles   (nypost.com) divider line
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4622 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2020 at 2:21 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-26 10:16:26 AM  
Angry about wearing a mask, carries brass knuckles...

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2020-11-26 10:26:39 AM  
He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.
 
2020-11-26 10:28:33 AM  
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2020-11-26 10:28:45 AM  
The key here is to move quickly through this process

customer/business complaint -> misdemeanor -> felony
 
2020-11-26 10:30:10 AM  
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2020-11-26 10:48:03 AM  

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.
 
2020-11-26 10:48:54 AM  
I suspect that this was just the recent highlights of a lifetime of bad decision trees.
 
2020-11-26 10:58:56 AM  
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You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!
 
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2020-11-26 11:02:09 AM  
I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.
 
2020-11-26 11:15:20 AM  

Xai: I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.


Your thoughts on teamkilling in online videogames are fascinating and I wish to hear more.  My teammates sucked and they were going to lose, anyway.
 
2020-11-26 11:36:49 AM  
The suspect needs to be "taught a lesson". Issue Walmart greeters a taser.


The Hangover- Taser Scene
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2020-11-26 11:38:15 AM  

Byno: [nypost.com image 298x223]

You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


MAGA
 
2020-11-26 11:56:18 AM  

edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.


Fark won't let me double or triple smart your post.
 
2020-11-26 12:03:17 PM  

Nocrash: edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.

Fark won't let me double or triple smart your post.


You're both scared of lethal force and the authority of the system?  What are you, some sort of law-abiding citizens?

Goddamn, you haven't defied the system until you've posted eBay auctions for trucknuts and then you ship them a picture of the trucknuts.  I even wrote it in the description.  It's their fault for being sssstupidddd.
 
2020-11-26 12:42:30 PM  

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You libs hardee-har-har it up all you want; I'm just glad Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive!


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more like the Yellow King.

/real monsters never die... they just go dormant
 
2020-11-26 2:23:12 PM  

edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.


Well, he should.  His sergeant is going to be pissed when he doesn't show up for his shift
 
2020-11-26 2:25:25 PM  
Guys like this give brass knuckles a bad name. Were the knuckles ok?
 
2020-11-26 2:28:46 PM  
At least he was dressed up.
 
2020-11-26 2:29:53 PM  
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2020-11-26 2:32:09 PM  
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2020-11-26 2:36:34 PM  
Boys who does not like being told what to do will be in prison by age 25.
 
2020-11-26 2:37:09 PM  
Boy, dammit
 
2020-11-26 2:37:51 PM  
It is not fair to generalize but I bet you he likes Trump because "Trump tells it like it is"
 
2020-11-26 2:39:08 PM  
I will see what his Fark handle is?
 
2020-11-26 2:39:36 PM  
He should have just waited until next week, when the Supreme Court rules 5-4 that you cannot mandate masks anywhere.
 
2020-11-26 2:48:43 PM  
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Son, I am disappoint
 
2020-11-26 3:05:20 PM  
I guess brass knuckles might kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus in a petri dish if hit just right.
 
2020-11-26 3:06:21 PM  

mrshowrules: It is not fair to generalize but I bet you he likes Trump because "Trump tells it like it is"


He calls a spade a spade.
 
2020-11-26 3:08:51 PM  

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Wow, what a stupid comment.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:07 PM  
Being a dick for no good reason, and then escalating to total asshole are always good moves.
 
2020-11-26 3:10:54 PM  

Cyrusv10: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

Wow, what a stupid comment.


He's not wrong.
 
2020-11-26 3:25:11 PM  

Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.


Creepy pasty albino kinda white, in fact.
 
2020-11-26 3:26:36 PM  
Must have left his nunchucks at home.
 
2020-11-26 3:28:54 PM  
Sandusky... Ohio...why are there not more Tommy Boy quotes?
/Fat guy in a little knuckle
 
2020-11-26 3:29:16 PM  

X-Geek: Must have left his nunchucks at home.


He probably kept hitting himself in the face with them and his Mom took them away.
 
2020-11-26 3:31:07 PM  
This guy is 20. Just a few years out of high school and he's already a MAGA loving anti-masker. Can't wait to see what kind of hijinx he get up to in a few years.
 
2020-11-26 3:31:53 PM  
Wow. Full neckbeard.
 
2020-11-26 3:32:13 PM  
Otoh fark this guy.

Oto... Is carrying a razor blade really a concealed weapon? I carry folding blades and exactly knives all the time.

You want to know what knives should scare the actual shiat out of you? Cheap paring knives. They are preferred by scumbags for their legal excuse of "I just wanted to cut my apples" and their low cost, making them a throw away option the owner won't get attached to, as opposed to expensive folding knives and combat knives or switchblades.

A guy carrying a cheap knife is a guy planning on using it and tossing it.
 
2020-11-26 3:39:04 PM  
He at least could have dressed it up for the holidays and used this:

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/yeah, it's real.  Was looking for a gift for a friend when I saw this, took the screenshot and quickly moved on...
//didn't know they had a weaponry section...
///Thanksgiving slashies...
 
2020-11-26 3:40:17 PM  
Stores should be allowed to enforce mask policies with cattle prods.
 
2020-11-26 3:47:34 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: edmo: Mugato: He's still alive so I'm guessing he's white.

That's why he could claim he wasn't scared of cops.

Well, he should.  His sergeant is going to be pissed when he doesn't show up for his shift


You'd think the cop would show him some job courtesy.
 
2020-11-26 3:47:36 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Boys who does not like being told what to do will be in prison by age 25.


Or he'll get hired as a cop. He's got the right attitude. He apparently has an ability to escalate a situation to an unnecessarily violent conclusion. He's obviously ignorant and lacks the ability to admit to being wrong. He'd make a perfect cop.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:01 PM  
Okay. Shoot him and be done with it.
 
2020-11-26 3:51:00 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Xai: I wonder if this comes from a psychological need to see themselves as the good guy, that they simply can't admit they did anything wrong, so always have to continue to escalate the situation until it's inevitable end.

Your thoughts on teamkilling in online videogames are fascinating and I wish to hear more.  My teammates sucked and they were going to lose, anyway.


Teamkills are occasionally okay, but only to fix a greater injustice.  For example, when someone on your team is running an aimbot and the usual solutions don't work.  Switching to their team and teamkilling them mercilessly will sometimes get them to move on.
 
2020-11-26 3:53:16 PM  
In Ohio Sam's Clubs, they use guns.   In Wallyworld, brass knuckles.   Class warfare, folks.
 
2020-11-26 3:58:35 PM  

wax_on: This guy is 20. Just a few years out of high school and he's already a MAGA loving anti-masker. Can't wait to see what kind of hijinx he get up to in a few years.


Those are the kind of guys that you have to to show to people who think racism and intolerance will die out with the older generations.
 
2020-11-26 4:17:25 PM  
That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 4:19:56 PM  
That dude was studying the blade while everyone was partying.
 
2020-11-26 4:26:19 PM  

Bicep Magnum: That farking doughball?  I'm pretty sure just about anyone in the store could have beaten that toad to death with a bag of carrots.


I'm more convinced they could have scared him out of the store with something as healthy as a bag of carrots.
 
2020-11-26 4:38:18 PM  

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I was thinking more like The Kube kept on the dark path that Parker Lewis started him on.

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