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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)   Pittsburgh's popped pickle pisses people off, wish they could erase the picture from memory   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Downtown Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, PNC Park, deflated pickle balloon, EQT Plaza, Monongahela River, Pittsburgh International Airport, PPG Place  
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2020-11-26 2:13:28 PM  
4 votes:

MattyBlast: Slypork: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Came for this...leaving satisfied.

Hopefully the pickle slicer was too
2020-11-26 2:12:24 PM  
3 votes:
Pickle ornaments are a US tradition, not German.​c​hristmaspickle.shtml
2020-11-26 4:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.
2020-11-26 2:20:23 PM  
2 votes:
If Pittsburgh picked a peck of puffed-up pickles, Pittsburgh's puffed-up pickle placers wouldn't be in such a pickle.
2020-11-26 4:39:30 PM  
1 vote:

Ragin' Asian: People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.

First Night has gone virtual, too.​s​burgh-cultural-trust-announces-plans-f​or-virtual-first-night/
2020-11-26 3:20:17 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-26 2:28:12 PM  
1 vote:
BRAIN:Now Pinky, here is the plan. Remember every step must be preformed with precision!You must slit the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son's sheet. Secure it next the toy boat from the Hack'n'Sac Sock'o Kicky Sack sack-kicker's picnic in Secaucus.Stretch it past the sack picker's station, and the sock plucker's chute.Then pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug; so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast, and bounce it off of the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker-Packard purple pewter pressure pump.Is that understood?PINKY:
I understood "now."
2020-11-26 10:49:40 AM  
1 vote:
They make a pill for that.
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