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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)   Pittsburgh's popped pickle pisses people off, wish they could erase the picture from memory   (triblive.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 10:34:05 AM  
Apparently, an incident has happened.
 
2020-11-26 10:49:40 AM  
They make a pill for that.
 
2020-11-26 11:18:13 AM  
media.tenor.com
 
2020-11-26 11:22:59 AM  
"MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM IT WASN'T ME WHO POPPED YOU PICKLE!"
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2020-11-26 2:06:06 PM  
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
 
2020-11-26 2:10:20 PM  

Slypork: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."


Came for this...leaving satisfied.
 
2020-11-26 2:10:32 PM  
What's the problem?  Ok, patch:


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2020-11-26 2:10:35 PM  
It's like when you're stuck between two places to go and a hard place. Or is that a paddle and a tennis ball? You know, that thing.
 
2020-11-26 2:12:24 PM  
Pickle ornaments are a US tradition, not German.
https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/​c​hristmaspickle.shtml
 
2020-11-26 2:13:28 PM  

MattyBlast: Slypork: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Came for this...leaving satisfied.


Hopefully the pickle slicer was too
 
2020-11-26 2:16:16 PM  
A big farking dill

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2020-11-26 2:16:59 PM  

edmo: They make a pill for that.


This is what happens when you try to make it last more than four hours.
 
2020-11-26 2:20:15 PM  
Trib live? I informed Fark was not my personal erotica site....
 
2020-11-26 2:20:23 PM  
If Pittsburgh picked a peck of puffed-up pickles, Pittsburgh's puffed-up pickle placers wouldn't be in such a pickle.
 
2020-11-26 2:25:04 PM  
Pickle Song *OFFICIAL* 10 Hour Version
Youtube xBZKDoUr_o0
 
2020-11-26 2:28:12 PM  
BRAIN:Now Pinky, here is the plan. Remember every step must be preformed with precision!You must slit the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son's sheet. Secure it next the toy boat from the Hack'n'Sac Sock'o Kicky Sack sack-kicker's picnic in Secaucus.Stretch it past the sack picker's station, and the sock plucker's chute.Then pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug; so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast, and bounce it off of the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker-Packard purple pewter pressure pump.Is that understood?PINKY:
I understood "now."
 
2020-11-26 2:29:53 PM  
Oh pish :-(
 
2020-11-26 3:20:17 PM  
PICKLE SURPRISE [HQ]
Youtube N733Ofj2cVQ
 
2020-11-26 3:43:49 PM  
To boldly go...
 
2020-11-26 4:06:13 PM  
People take it seriously.
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2020-11-26 4:08:02 PM  

ubermensch: Pickle ornaments are a US tradition, not German.
https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/c​hristmaspickle.shtml


Yeah, if you tell the average German about your tradition of hiding your pickle so the kids can find it, they'll probably call the cops.
 
2020-11-26 4:35:03 PM  
People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.
 
2020-11-26 4:39:30 PM  

Ragin' Asian: People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.


First Night has gone virtual, too.

https://triblive.com/aande/music/pitt​s​burgh-cultural-trust-announces-plans-f​or-virtual-first-night/
 
2020-11-26 4:44:46 PM  

Ragin' Asian: People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.


Both are there but use is limited.
 
2020-11-26 4:51:41 PM  
I did not relish reading that
 
2020-11-26 6:31:38 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [YouTube video: PICKLE SURPRISE [HQ]]


This is more love than I can give.
 
2020-11-26 6:47:06 PM  

downstairs: Apparently, an incident has happened.


Done in one.
 
2020-11-26 6:53:53 PM  
CATS Vs CUCUMBER PICKLE CATS FUNNY Cats Compilation try not to laugh
Youtube ZZliK29DXWg
 
2020-11-26 8:03:01 PM  
Well, that was jarring.
 
2020-11-27 6:38:53 AM  

Ragin' Asian: People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.


Guess what? I'm watching the morning news, and the Holiday Market opens today. They're interviewing a guy from the PDP, and he's rambling on about precautions and how great it is that they're having it.
They have a Zoom with Santa set up, too.
I can't believe it, either. Pittsburgh has been really great about being compliment with precautions, and here's a wrench in the works.
 
2020-11-27 7:01:35 AM  

Ragin' Asian: People don't really go Dahntahn for leisure anyway. I doubt they're doing the holiday market or ice skating in PPG plaza this year.


Crap.

http://www.ppgplace.com/directory/the​-​rink/
 
2020-11-27 1:05:57 PM  
Well I dont want a pickle.
I just wanna ride on my motorcicle.
 
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