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2020-11-26 7:52:54 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-11-26 7:55:17 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:07:59 AM  
Bruce Almighty - Evan's Gibberish
Youtube FiEw1jcLztA
 
2020-11-26 8:14:21 AM  
Paula White Leading Prayer Service For Trump's reelection
Youtube AUmMUmLYT1Y
 
2020-11-26 8:29:49 AM  
Fbxrd.
 
2020-11-26 8:46:28 AM  
Damnit!  Those are the secret instructions to activate the Bill Gates zombie microchip!  You were not supposed to see that.

That knock at the door is just a Candygram.  Nothing to worry about.
 
2020-11-26 9:05:05 AM  
The Qanon people are going to lose their freaking minds.
 
2020-11-26 9:45:56 AM  
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2020-11-26 10:04:31 AM  
There sure are a lot of "Q"s in there.

Maybe those Anon people are about to be vindicated.

Or rounded up.
 
2020-11-26 10:36:08 AM  
All I see is "take place tonight" and Q.
 
2020-11-26 10:44:20 AM  
Well, it is coming up on that time of year...
Its Beginning to Look A Lot Like Fishmen
Youtube VVFIWD1VmB0
 
2020-11-26 10:55:13 AM  
It's a countdown.
 
2020-11-26 11:04:07 AM  
Be honest, how many of ya clicked on this thread assuming it had something to do with Welsh?
 
2020-11-26 11:36:17 AM  
oirchtmpeowihmtpgouewrh oeigh cpoihmpowichg owpic hwpeocil,erwpociecmoiweh!
 
2020-11-26 12:08:40 PM  
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Well done, subby!
 
2020-11-26 12:11:12 PM  
Stop releasing Krakens!
 
2020-11-26 12:12:56 PM  

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Don't you start with your white zone shiat again.
 
2020-11-26 12:14:03 PM  

Barfmaker: The Qanon people are going to lose their freaking minds.


...who wants to tell him?
 
2020-11-26 12:14:15 PM  
Mine came through fine, but I was pretty pissy about it using the emergency alert feature at 10 pm.
 
2020-11-26 12:14:40 PM  
LOCAL58TV - Weather Service
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2020-11-26 12:15:15 PM  
This is the tears streaming down my face laugh I needed to start my day.
 
2020-11-26 12:16:49 PM  
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2020-11-26 12:17:56 PM  

skyotter: Stop releasing Krakens!



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2020-11-26 12:19:54 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving!

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2020-11-26 12:22:21 PM  
Well I go it and nothing happened to......... All hail the deep state and may Bill gates reign for a 1000 years.
 
2020-11-26 12:22:58 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

TrashmouthnCo: @ErinInTheMorn https://t.co/eSRAG5Ag4C


Who knew the Maryland governor was a cat? :P
 
2020-11-26 12:24:09 PM  

Jesterling: skyotter: Stop releasing Krakens!


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Still bummed the sequel never happened.
 
2020-11-26 12:27:23 PM  
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2020-11-26 12:28:17 PM  
...maybe he was dictating
 
2020-11-26 12:30:08 PM  
That's exactly what we need this holiday.
 
2020-11-26 12:30:14 PM  
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb​11116  can't wait to be there.
 
2020-11-26 12:30:17 PM  
Who told the Klingons about Cthulu?
 
2020-11-26 12:30:22 PM  

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So that's where that sound comes from. Completely forgot about that origin.
 
2020-11-26 12:30:36 PM  
Amana Radarange Commercial (Barbara Hale, 1976)
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2020-11-26 12:30:44 PM  

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Paula White's Re-Election Prayer For Donald Trump Ft. Lil KC REMIX - WTFBRAHH
Youtube CP3YHKghs_4
 
2020-11-26 12:31:17 PM  
Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
 
2020-11-26 12:31:39 PM  
You won't find me hehbadithavhohoho!!!
/can't find the picture in my meme library.
 
2020-11-26 12:33:52 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: [YouTube video: LOCAL58TV - Weather Service]


That was good.
 
2020-11-26 12:33:59 PM  
was that a national emergency broadcast?   My cell phone in GA lit up with a similar message yesterday.

I find it an interesting use of an emergency broadcast system.
 
2020-11-26 12:35:33 PM  

Barfmaker: The Qanon people are going to lose their freaking minds.


How will we be able to tell?
 
2020-11-26 12:37:47 PM  
Bless you.
 
2020-11-26 12:38:10 PM  

Hyjamon: was that a national emergency broadcast?   My cell phone in GA lit up with a similar message yesterday.

I find it an interesting use of an emergency broadcast system.


we had one yesterday in Pennsylvania as well, but we didn't get the garbled version

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2020-11-26 12:42:15 PM  
pricipal caught sayof
 
2020-11-26 12:42:24 PM  

edmo: It's a countdown.


It's a cookbook!
 
2020-11-26 12:44:42 PM  

Slypork: How will we be able to tell?


You look like you're wearing a tuxedo.
 
2020-11-26 12:47:56 PM  
I'm not sure that's anatomically possible
 
2020-11-26 12:51:42 PM  

baronbloodbath: Happy Thanksgiving!

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Looks like large group gathering restrictions don't apply at Black Mesa.
 
2020-11-26 12:54:33 PM  

poconojoe: Hyjamon: was that a national emergency broadcast?   My cell phone in GA lit up with a similar message yesterday.

I find it an interesting use of an emergency broadcast system.

we had one yesterday in Pennsylvania as well, but we didn't get the garbled version

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Stay home if possible. What kind of emergency message is that?
 
2020-11-26 12:56:00 PM  

edmo: It's a countdown.


The Final Countdown... LIVE!
Youtube Pw8sNoodIDk
 
2020-11-26 12:58:54 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Cheesehead_Dave: [YouTube video: LOCAL58TV - Weather Service]

That was good.


Watch all of Local 58, it's a trip.
 
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