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(News.com.au)   Turns out standing really really still isn't the best way to hide from the police   (news.com.au) divider line
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2020-11-26 9:18:08 AM  
Police photo of the suspect:

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2020-11-26 10:30:22 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:17:19 AM  

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2020-11-26 11:17:35 AM  
How it started:
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2020-11-26 11:17:48 AM  
How Not To Be Seen Monty Python's Flying Circus
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2020-11-26 11:19:28 AM  

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You have to do something about this!
 
2020-11-26 11:20:07 AM  
And yet deer try that
 
2020-11-26 11:22:04 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:22:24 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:24:43 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:24:49 AM  
I am often stopped on the street by attractive women asking if I'm Michelangelo's David. It's flattering, but annoying when I'm just trying to get home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
 
2020-11-26 11:30:18 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I am often stopped on the street by attractive women asking if I'm Michelangelo's David. It's flattering, but annoying when I'm just trying to get home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild.


Might be because of 'Davids' little weiner. :p
 
2020-11-26 11:30:22 AM  
Was this the guy?

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2020-11-26 11:35:51 AM  
Their vision is based on movement!
 
2020-11-26 11:37:31 AM  
Next time, don't stand so close to them.

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2020-11-26 11:37:43 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:40:38 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:41:01 AM  
Fool. My dog will tell you that you have to stand still and close your eyes.
 
2020-11-26 11:49:19 AM  
his lawyer will argue he was being the statue of limitations and get the case thrown out
 
2020-11-26 11:53:56 AM  

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why was that old pervert stalking that young man?
 
2020-11-26 11:55:22 AM  
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2020-11-26 12:10:43 PM  
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2020-11-26 12:27:09 PM  
So wait, police aren't motion based predators? I gotta change some plans...
 
2020-11-26 12:58:53 PM  
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2020-11-26 1:32:51 PM  
Dude Hides From A Swat Team In A Warehouse Closet!
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2020-11-26 1:48:16 PM  
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"The fark you say?!"
 
2020-11-26 1:49:42 PM  

Winterlight: Police photo of the suspect:

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Should have known this would be done in one....
 
2020-11-26 2:27:23 PM  

atlantic_lotion: his lawyer will argue he was being the statue of limitations and get the case thrown out


Except that the proper legal term

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is stat-yoot
 
2020-11-26 2:56:08 PM  

Winterlight: Police photo of the suspect:

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And we're done here. Turn off the lights.
 
2020-11-27 8:21:35 AM  
Not true, subby.

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2020-11-27 2:02:47 PM  
That always works in these movies:

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