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2020-11-26 1:46:43 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-11-26 3:01:06 AM  
Say what now?
 
2020-11-26 3:09:26 AM  
In addition to the Districct/Distrcoict misspellings IN THE TITLE OF THE FIRST PAGE the whole thing is littered with misspellings you'd hope autocorrect would at least notify you of.

It might not warn you about the "District of Colombia" but hopefully it warns you not to advise the court of your opinion on "paper receipt abllots."
 
2020-11-26 3:14:00 AM  
I am so steeped in anime circlejerk that I find this headline hilarious. Kudos, subby!

/Praise Belldandy!
 
2020-11-26 3:18:58 AM  
100 pages makes a great big binder for Kayleigh Goebbels to trot out on the weekend shows.
 
2020-11-26 3:31:58 AM  
The kraken is proving to be calamari with delusions of grandeur.
 
2020-11-26 3:32:48 AM  
"Jaime! Get in here! I need you to draft a really big distraction, and I need a hundred pages by 4. If I don't have a hundred pages on my desk by 4, don't bother coming back. No, we're not going to file this sh*t. You're lucky I trust you to type and use a copier. I just need to dump something in front of the rubes that looks good enough. You, Jaime, and I use this description with trepidation, are good enough to distract some mouth breathers. Don't make me regret that shred of trust."

...but Jaime did make her regret that shred of trust. His name and his line were expunged from the records, and he is considering a professional hackysack career in Keepawa.
 
2020-11-26 3:34:55 AM  
I can't really say anything about her misspellings, since I'm often give to replying on my autocorrect to fix my dumbassery.
 
2020-11-26 3:36:29 AM  

MattytheMouse: I can't really say anything about her misspellings, since I'm often give to replying on my autocorrect to fix my dumbassery.


This was a good. No really, what the cinnamon toast fark, lady? Use spell check before submitting your very important documents!

Did these people farking pass high school English?
 
2020-11-26 6:22:59 AM  
Does anyone have a link to the actual full complaint?
 
2020-11-26 6:23:08 AM  
I'm sure any judge would be impressed by a huge misspelled, dump of a complaint, filed at midnight, on Thanksgiving Eve, on the internet
 
2020-11-26 6:24:14 AM  
 
2020-11-26 6:25:32 AM  

OldRod: Giant Clown Shoe: Does anyone have a link to the actual full complaint?

https://defendingtherepublic.org/wp-co​ntent/uploads/2020/11/COMPLAINT-CJ-PEA​RSON-V.-KEMP-11.25.2020.pdf (PDF)


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2020-11-26 6:26:45 AM  
Part of the proof in this thing is an "investigation" from Project Veritas. Stoppedreadingthere.jpg

IANAL,  but it looks like whole thing is ridiculous because all of this stuff was dealt with in the recount. I didn't read the Michigan filing, but I expect it's much of the same.
 
2020-11-26 6:28:19 AM  

OldRod: I'm sure any judge would be impressed by a huge misspelled, dump of a complaint, filed at midnight, on Thanksgiving Eve, on the internet


Release the Crackhead!
 
2020-11-26 6:32:44 AM  
I think Ms. Powell has a stimulant abuse problem.

this thing is a mess.

/a law student loses their summer clerk gig for misspellings in the header
 
2020-11-26 6:57:17 AM  

OldRod: I'm sure any judge would be impressed by a huge misspelled, dump of a complaint, filed at midnight, on Thanksgiving Eve, on the internet


You know who seems to be rather impressed?
Trumpers.
and, I quote "I hope Trump will put her on the Supreme Court"

I can't even.....

If Trump is their God, apparently Flynn is Jesus and this woman is playing the role of Mary.
(Magdalene, of course)
 
2020-11-26 6:58:07 AM  
They also think Trump should make Flynn the head of the CIA.

It's just entirely all too weird this morning.
 
2020-11-26 7:09:47 AM  

andrewagill: In addition to the Districct/Distrcoict misspellings IN THE TITLE OF THE FIRST PAGE the whole thing is littered with misspellings you'd hope autocorrect would at least notify you of.

It might not warn you about the "District of Colombia" but hopefully it warns you not to advise the court of your opinion on "paper receipt abllots."


I get my abblots at
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2020-11-26 7:10:55 AM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I can't really say anything about her misspellings, since I'm often give to replying on my autocorrect to fix my dumbassery.

This was a good. No really, what the cinnamon toast fark, lady? Use spell check before submitting your very important documents!

Did these people farking pass high school English?


The misspellings might have been intentional. That's the only possibility I can think of.
 
2020-11-26 7:12:42 AM  
Always prof read your document after copying text from PDFs.
 
2020-11-26 7:14:20 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: I think Ms. Powell has a stimulant abuse problem.

this thing is a mess.

/a law student loses their summer clerk gig for misspellings in the header


A 7 year old gets a "see me after class" for doing that as well.
 
2020-11-26 7:14:25 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Does anyone have a link to the actual full complaint?


The complaint was in the form of a tweet. Fortunately, it was resolved quickly.

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2020-11-26 7:15:15 AM  
It feels sort of like the scammers that intentionally use obvious and misspelled messages on marks, with the intent that only the dumbest will believe it and contact them.
 
2020-11-26 7:15:28 AM  
Has anyone ever asked the Kraken whether it even wants to be released?  Maybe it just wants to be left the hell alone!
 
2020-11-26 7:17:44 AM  

Summoner101: Has anyone ever asked the Kraken whether it even wants to be released?  Maybe it just wants to be left the hell alone!


Seriously. Maybe it's there to get away from us, did no one ever think of that?
 
2020-11-26 7:18:58 AM  

Ambivalence: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I can't really say anything about her misspellings, since I'm often give to replying on my autocorrect to fix my dumbassery.

This was a good. No really, what the cinnamon toast fark, lady? Use spell check before submitting your very important documents!

Did these people farking pass high school English?

The misspellings might have been intentional. That's the only possibility I can think of.


It's like typed out drunk talk.
 
2020-11-26 7:20:20 AM  
How the fark did this woman ever get a law degree and how the fark does she continue to have a license to practice law?
 
2020-11-26 7:20:47 AM  
Performative douchebaggery, or are we filing this shiatshow?
 
2020-11-26 7:21:09 AM  

kidgenius: How the fark did this woman ever get a law degree and how the fark does she continue to have a license to practice law?


Because Jesus.
 
2020-11-26 7:21:36 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Always prof read your document after copying text from PDFs.


Pun intened, amiright?

;)
 
2020-11-26 7:21:46 AM  

andrewagill: In addition to the Districct/Distrcoict misspellings IN THE TITLE OF THE FIRST PAGE the whole thing is littered with misspellings you'd hope autocorrect would at least notify you of.

It might not warn you about the "District of Colombia" but hopefully it warns you not to advise the court of your opinion on "paper receipt abllots."



Autocorrect is part of the Deep State!
 
2020-11-26 7:21:52 AM  

kidgenius: How the fark did this woman ever get a law degree and how the fark does she continue to have a license to practice law?


To be fair, she needs to practice. She isn't any good at it.
 
2020-11-26 7:22:12 AM  
I am entirely stoked about this....

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But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?
 
2020-11-26 7:23:04 AM  

Ambivalence: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I can't really say anything about her misspellings, since I'm often give to replying on my autocorrect to fix my dumbassery.

This was a good. No really, what the cinnamon toast fark, lady? Use spell check before submitting your very important documents!

Did these people farking pass high school English?

The misspellings might have been intentional. That's the only possibility I can think of.


Maybe she dictated it to Jeanine Pirro, after Jeanine was a couple bottles deep?
 
2020-11-26 7:23:29 AM  

kidgenius: How the fark did this woman ever get a law degree and how the fark does she continue to have a license to practice law?


Because you can continue to go to college so long as your checks continue to clear, and lawyers, like cops, are trusted to police themselves.
 
2020-11-26 7:25:07 AM  

Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?


Sydney proclaimed she would "release the Kraken" when she filed her lawsuit in Georgia.  She claimed it would be biblical and would totally "blow up" Georgia
 
2020-11-26 7:25:08 AM  

Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?


Sidney Powell literally used the phrase "I will release the kraken" with respect to this filing. So far the kraken is looking like one of those knitted bobble hats.
 
2020-11-26 7:25:28 AM  
COVFEFE!

If mangling the American language is good enough for the Eternal Holy Predisent then gosh darn it, it's good enough for everyone*.

* Lying, cheating no-good democrats excepted.
 
2020-11-26 7:26:11 AM  

OldRod: Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?

Sydney proclaimed she would "release the Kraken" when she filed her lawsuit in Georgia.  She claimed it would be biblical and would totally "blow up" Georgia


Oh, and "Release the Kraken" comes from "Clash of the Titans" an early 80s movie
 
2020-11-26 7:26:18 AM  

OldRod: Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?

Sydney proclaimed she would "release the Kraken" when she filed her lawsuit in Georgia.  She claimed it would be biblical and would totally "blow up" Georgia


Vespers: Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?

Sidney Powell literally used the phrase "I will release the kraken" with respect to this filing. So far the kraken is looking like one of those knitted bobble hats.


Thank you both.

Sidney needs hip checked into the boards.
 
2020-11-26 7:26:19 AM  

andrewagill: In addition to the Districct/Distrcoict misspellings IN THE TITLE OF THE FIRST PAGE the whole thing is littered with misspellings you'd hope autocorrect would at least notify you of.

It might not warn you about the "District of Colombia" but hopefully it warns you not to advise the court of your opinion on "paper receipt abllots."


I have a theory about this.  Not only am INAL, but I totally just made this up.  Here goes...

The lawyers that are being told to file these suits are putting themselves in jeopardy by filing what amounts to "Don't waste the court's time" bullshiat.  When the courts decide to refuse to listen to these lawyers anymore, and their reputations are trashed, it's not like Trump or his flunkies will be paying any sort of price for it.

So I think these lawyers are purposely making silly mistakes in their filings so that they can quickly be rejected out of hand, giving them a valid backdoor when questions come up about it later.

"The motion never made it far enough to inconvenience the court".

When this is over, those people are still going to need to be lawyers.  And I think they would rather be lawyers that are known for silly clerical errors rather than lawyers who can't practice because the courts have told them to get farked.
 
2020-11-26 7:27:29 AM  
Women of America have progressed since the 1970s  from a derpy woman with a label dangling from her hat,  to a B actress who had it out for gay people, to half-assed pundits like Anne Coulter. Today we've graduated to a fuller bouquet of wharrgarble with a lawyer whose name could be a bad romance novelist and who spews a full torrent of bullshiat rivaling anything a conservative man could feverdly dream. It's a fine day for derp equality.
 
2020-11-26 7:28:22 AM  
durbnpoisn:

Disbar them all anyway.
 
2020-11-26 7:28:25 AM  

OldRod: OldRod: Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?

Sydney proclaimed she would "release the Kraken" when she filed her lawsuit in Georgia.  She claimed it would be biblical and would totally "blow up" Georgia

Oh, and "Release the Kraken" comes from "Clash of the Titans" an early 80s movie


I thought it was Clash of the Titnas.
 
2020-11-26 7:28:30 AM  
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2020-11-26 7:28:44 AM  

Snarfangel: andrewagill: In addition to the Districct/Distrcoict misspellings IN THE TITLE OF THE FIRST PAGE the whole thing is littered with misspellings you'd hope autocorrect would at least notify you of.

It might not warn you about the "District of Colombia" but hopefully it warns you not to advise the court of your opinion on "paper receipt abllots."

I get my abblots at
[Fark user image 850x478]


I get mine here...

libn.comView Full Size
 
2020-11-26 7:29:42 AM  
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2020-11-26 7:30:45 AM  
I said this in another thread: I have sat for jury voire dire and actually on a Federal civil jury in the Northern District of Georgia. I testified in a civil case in that District. I have seen the Federal judges admonish attorneys for things far less stupid than this. I'm sure our Fark actual lawyers can provide more examples.

The judge played by Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny was a pretty good example of southern judges and southern courts, in my limited experience.
 
2020-11-26 7:30:59 AM  

Snarfangel: OldRod: OldRod: Rent Party: I am entirely stoked about this....

[ontapsportsnet.com image 850x478]

But I am completely mystified at this other Kraken reference, and I fear that it may mean some Trump stench on my future beloved hockey team.

Would some kind farker 'splain the kraken reference with regards to the Trump clowns?

Sydney proclaimed she would "release the Kraken" when she filed her lawsuit in Georgia.  She claimed it would be biblical and would totally "blow up" Georgia

Oh, and "Release the Kraken" comes from "Clash of the Titans" an early 80s movie

I thought it was Clash of the Titnas.


You're thinking of the porn version: Clash of the Titties
 
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