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2020-11-26 2:34:22 AM  
WAP didn't deserve any awards. It was a novelty song.
 
2020-11-26 3:01:38 AM  
Probably a bunch of dicks are running things.
 
2020-11-26 3:20:03 AM  
Did it wrong, broh. WAP is a state of mind.
 
2020-11-26 4:40:03 AM  
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2020-11-26 4:44:03 AM  
Lucille Bogan - Shave 'em Dry (Lyrics)
Youtube AMfm0Eme33k
 
2020-11-26 4:50:21 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: WAP didn't deserve any awards. It was a novelty song.


You heard the head Grammyologist?
 
2020-11-26 5:19:24 AM  
Probably the same reason 2 Live Crew didn't win awards.
 
2020-11-26 5:55:15 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x444]


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2020-11-26 6:23:27 AM  

batlock666: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x444]

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He asked his wife, and she assured him it wasn't a thing.
 
2020-11-26 6:40:41 AM  
The Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball
Youtube W-n5vG2SjJY
 
2020-11-26 6:44:46 AM  
Because even the Grammys have standards?

/ Low standards are still standards.
 
2020-11-26 7:01:57 AM  
The Grammys shut out the #1 song of the year chart-wise because the guy singing it is playing the Superb Owl. (Google it if you want a citation.)

I'm fairly certain I shouldn't give a rat's ass what the Grammys think.
 
2020-11-26 7:20:58 AM  

offacue: [YouTube video: The Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball]


Frank Zappa covered this. I wondered where it came from.
 
2020-11-26 7:23:03 AM  
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2020-11-26 7:24:04 AM  
I was surprised to see Jacob Collier nominated for a couple of mainstream Grammys.  They usually don't recognize talented people in those categories
 
2020-11-26 7:31:52 AM  
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2020-11-26 7:32:45 AM  
Lets face it America has been biased against possums for a long long time and they never get the respect they deserve.

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2020-11-26 7:32:50 AM  

PaulRB: Probably a bunch of dicks are running things.


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2020-11-26 7:36:12 AM  

agent00pi: batlock666: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x444]

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He asked his wife, and she assured him it wasn't a thing.


..she said over the phone, while riding some stud, gushing everywhere.
 
2020-11-26 7:40:09 AM  
Mozart - "Leck mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
Youtube C78HBp-Youk
 
2020-11-26 7:49:58 AM  
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2020-11-26 7:53:47 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: agent00pi: batlock666: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x444]

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He asked his wife, and she assured him it wasn't a thing.

..she said over the phone, while riding some stud, gushing everywhere.


You have to think he'd try to emulate his spiritual leader and at least stand in the corner.
 
2020-11-26 8:04:37 AM  
And here the world was thinking it was because it was made by talentless ugly hacks
 
2020-11-26 8:11:53 AM  
Because they lied and the p*ssy was only moist, not wet?
 
2020-11-26 8:12:40 AM  

batlock666: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x444]

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Between him, and "Little Bits" Charlie Kirk. It is pretty sad( hilarious) that the talking head grifters are the new crop of defending conservative values and masculinity*. Shapiro sounds like a midget that hasn't had his balls drop.

* dripping sarcasm indeed
 
2020-11-26 8:14:06 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:20:58 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x318]


What's this meme?
 
2020-11-26 8:25:58 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x318]

What's this meme?


Back in August I posted the wrong pic in a thread about WAP....and it was that pic of the tires.  And another Fark member has posted it  in subsequent WAP threads, as have I.
 
2020-11-26 8:26:47 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:28:42 AM  
Because it's a terrible song that's only known for its deliberately designed controversy?
 
2020-11-26 8:40:24 AM  
Richard Cheese "WAP (Lounge Version)" (2020) [NSFW]
Youtube YRM4gz4IfoE
 
2020-11-26 8:44:47 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Because it's a terrible song that's only known for its deliberately designed controversy?


To which somebody already pointed out here... like Mozart's "Lick Me In The Ass" song?


Here's some more lyrics from another song from Mozart titled Bona Nox

"[Latin] Good night!
You are quite an ox;
[Italian] Good night,
My dear Lotte;
[French] Good night,
Phooey, phooey;
[English]Good night, good night,
[German] shiat in your bed and make it burst;
Good night, sleep tight,
And stick your ass to your mouth."
 
2020-11-26 8:45:55 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Because they lied and the p*ssy was only moist, not wet?


WAP is a large scale MAP.
 
2020-11-26 9:09:08 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x318]


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2020-11-26 9:14:30 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Tyrone Slothrop: Because it's a terrible song that's only known for its deliberately designed controversy?

To which somebody already pointed out here... like Mozart's "Lick Me In The Ass" song?


Here's some more lyrics from another song from Mozart titled Bona Nox

"[Latin] Good night!
You are quite an ox;
[Italian] Good night,
My dear Lotte;
[French] Good night,
Phooey, phooey;
[English]Good night, good night,
[German] shiat in your bed and make it burst;
Good night, sleep tight,
And stick your ass to your mouth."


I'm pretty sure he didn't get a Grammy either.
 
2020-11-26 10:17:24 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: deliberately designed controversy?


We know, Ben, we know
 
2020-11-26 10:18:34 AM  

InfoFreako: BunkyBrewman: Tyrone Slothrop: Because it's a terrible song that's only known for its deliberately designed controversy?

To which somebody already pointed out here... like Mozart's "Lick Me In The Ass" song?


Here's some more lyrics from another song from Mozart titled Bona Nox

"[Latin] Good night!
You are quite an ox;
[Italian] Good night,
My dear Lotte;
[French] Good night,
Phooey, phooey;
[English]Good night, good night,
[German] shiat in your bed and make it burst;
Good night, sleep tight,
And stick your ass to your mouth."

I'm pretty sure he didn't get a Grammy either.


But you don't hear him crying about it

30 years later
 
2020-11-26 10:40:26 AM  

thesharkman: offacue: [YouTube video: The Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball]

Frank Zappa covered this. I wondered where it came from.


I didn't know about the Zappa cover until I read this this morning.  My copy of Copulatin' Blues 2 is how I know of it.
 
2020-11-26 10:49:10 AM  
Is it because it's a bad song? That's what I'm going with.
 
2020-11-26 11:08:51 AM  
when someone adds "ass" to a sentence to describe something, all i hear is "wet ass-pussy"...what is an ass-pussy?
 
2020-11-26 11:17:09 AM  
and the award goes to some WAB.
 
2020-11-26 11:24:40 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:31:30 AM  

sweetfark: what is an ass-pussy?


A bussy.
 
2020-11-26 11:46:29 AM  

sweetfark: when someone adds "ass" to a sentence to describe something, all i hear is "wet ass-pussy"...what is an ass-pussy?


Go to prison. You'll find out
 
2020-11-26 12:05:56 PM  
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2020-11-26 12:30:54 PM  
Much like Fark, isn't the median age for Grammy judges like 75? Makes sense they wouldn't be on board.
 
2020-11-26 12:36:27 PM  
Lil Kim did it better

She had designer pussy
 
2020-11-26 3:27:13 PM  
Never heard the song, pretty sure I couldn't pick Cardi B out of a crowd.

Every time I see WAP I think "wireless application protocol" and get puzzled as to why that's become popular now.
 
2020-11-26 4:10:47 PM  
WAP is awesome; the Richard Cheese lounge version of WAP is to die for. Look it up.
 
2020-11-26 6:54:38 PM  

lifeslammer: And here the world was thinking it was because it was made by talentless ugly hacks


We know, you hate successful women of color.
 
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