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(The Daily Beast)   And the toadies say "Trump wants this to continue. Basically everyone else has to fake it." And the white girls go "Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-11-26 2:51:40 AM  
Trump came from Mar-a-largo FLA.
Thought he'd try to run the USA.
Committed crimes along the way
Got impeached and voted out one day.

And he said "Hey babe, recount GA"
He said "Hey honey, recount GA"
 
2020-11-26 3:16:57 AM  
White girls will do more than that. Cuck their bf and act like their dad. Don't take em home because they'll want to stay.
 
2020-11-26 3:45:03 AM  
Donnie's sweating bullets. He knows time grows short before he faces some serious charges.

F*ck. Who am I kidding. Ain't nuthin' gonna happen.
 
2020-11-26 6:13:17 AM  
Trump himself didn't seem to notice. He kept at his Fox News-ready talking points about how "if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That's not fair. I treat dogs much better than I treat Republicans.
 
2020-11-26 6:50:37 AM  
"Are they gonna try and fark with me?" the president has asked in recent months, according to another source with direct knowledge of his question.

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oh my word, yes.
 
2020-11-26 7:36:39 AM  
I, for one, believe Rudy and the Crack Strike Force are being paid $20,000 a day.
By all he late-night comedy hosts.
 
2020-11-26 8:09:17 AM  
"...for Trump, there are simply few other people to whom he believes he can turn in times of peril"

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2020-11-26 8:10:36 AM  
"We can't let it happen for our country. And this election has to be turned around because we won Pennsylvania by a lot and we won all these swing states by a lot."

I know lies and delusion apply to trump, his voters and staff like paint to a wall, but FFS... pigs don't fly!
Unless they are orange and it is out of the White House.

Yeah, Donny, someone is coming after you, you can be your sleepless ass on that. (and mine too)

Just had a thought... Donny "The Dumbass" trump will claim immunity from any prosecution, including state, on the grounds that he is still perdisent, elected for a second term, but it was stolen from him and no one will listen. "HOAX!"
 
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2020-11-26 8:11:26 AM  
All he had to do was to plant the seed that there was fraud in the election and let that fester with his supporters. Now he will be remembered as the clown who wouldn't quit and prove that the fraud claims are the real fraud.
 
2020-11-26 8:12:19 AM  
"Are they going to f*** with me?"

[Narrator: ohhhh, yes]

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2020-11-26 8:14:40 AM  
He gets it wrong so much, but I hope he's right when he says prosecutors want to 'fark with him'.
 
2020-11-26 8:20:23 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:20:57 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:22:40 AM  
I thought all the girls say ''Tiny fly for a white guy"
 
2020-11-26 8:23:14 AM  
Trump doesn't deserve a Lou Reed parody. Maybe Mungo Jerry.
 
2020-11-26 8:27:21 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:28:20 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Trump doesn't deserve a Lou Reed parody. Maybe Mungo Jerry.


Or Baby Shark?
 
2020-11-26 8:29:14 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:29:56 AM  

Percise1: "We can't let it happen for our country. And this election has to be turned around because we won Pennsylvania by a lot and we won all these swing states by a lot."

I know lies and delusion apply to trump, his voters and staff like paint to a wall, but FFS... pigs don't fly!
Unless they are orange and it is out of the White House.

Yeah, Donny, someone is coming after you, you can be your sleepless ass on that. (and mine too)

Just had a thought... Donny "The Dumbass" trump will claim immunity from any prosecution, including state, on the grounds that he is still perdisent, elected for a second term, but it was stolen from him and no one will listen. "HOAX!"


He promised coal jobs and the industry collapsed, plus he mid-handled the coronavirus.  PA wasn't a deep red state anyway.  It's not that unbelievable.
Arizona wasn't a swing state.  Donnie called their hero John McCain a coward, and attacked active duty and veterans of the armed forces.  McCains widow and daughter launched a campaign against Trump that worked.  Not hard to figure out.
Other swing states were borderline, and Donnie/McConnell cut off welfare for white voters, and the libertarian candidate took enough votes for #45 to win Michigan.  It's hilarious.
I also believe enough adults are simply fed up with the absurdity of the Trump show at this point, Rudy's absurd appearances in public and court, attorneys quitting, and the blatant lying from the WH.  A lot of important people also see the country on the edge of a cliff, and everyone except Trump voters know we need Biden do undo the damage Trump has done.
 
2020-11-26 8:34:19 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Trump doesn't deserve a Lou Reed parody. Maybe Mungo Jerry.


Gary Glitter maybe.

I think he's setting up a insanity defense.  He's going with he won "by a lot" but someone in all the states threw out 100,000 votes.

Even if he can pick out a lion and remembers man, woman, person, tv, camera.

He lives in a fantasy world.
 
2020-11-26 8:35:36 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump himself didn't seem to notice. He kept at his Fox News-ready talking points about how "if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That's not fair. I treat dogs much better than I treat Republicans.


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Same here.
She is honest and sincere. "Come on dad. Let's go for a walkie."
 
2020-11-26 8:37:04 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Trump doesn't deserve a Lou Reed parody. Maybe Mungo Jerry.


Hey, you leave Ray Dorset sweet fro and mutton chops combo alone.  This is at best work for Smashmouth.
 
2020-11-26 8:37:53 AM  

Ghastly: Trump came from Mar-a-largo FLA.
Thought he'd try to run the USA.
Committed crimes along the way
Got impeached and voted out one day.

And he said "Hey babe, recount GA"
He said "Hey honey, recount GA"


.... and the Colored Girls Proud Boys go
Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do......
 
2020-11-26 8:41:13 AM  
Dems treat poll watchers like dogs.

I don't know about that, but he treats the USA like a dog treats a fire hydrant.
 
2020-11-26 8:46:22 AM  
So to review, liberals know Trump is lying, the media knows Trump is lying, GOP politicians knows Trump is lying, and Trump knows Trump is lying. Is that everyone then? Oh, right, it's just the Republican base that is still fooled.
 
2020-11-26 8:50:29 AM  
Judges need to start to hold #45 and his attorneys in contempt and jail them for wasting the courts time if they show up without evidence and claim widespread fraud.  It's absurd for Rudy to file a lawsuit alleging fraud, then in court say he isn't claiming there is fraud.  The damage they are doing to this country is jail worthy IMHO.
 
2020-11-26 8:50:49 AM  
We're gonna fake it after all?

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2020-11-26 8:53:56 AM  

Lexx0001: Ragin' Asian: Trump doesn't deserve a Lou Reed parody. Maybe Mungo Jerry.

Gary Glitter maybe.

I think he's setting up a insanity defense.  He's going with he won "by a lot" but someone in all the states threw out 100,000 votes.

Even if he can pick out a lion and remembers man, woman, person, tv, camera.

He lives in a fantasy world.


As do 70+ million of the people who voted for him. Because his fantasy world is their fantasy world.
 
2020-11-26 8:57:31 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "Are they gonna try and fark with me?" the president has asked in recent months, according to another source with direct knowledge of his question.

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oh my word, yes.


I still hold out hopes that we see the real life version of this old classic:

It's Mueller Time! Trump Administration Season Ending
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2020-11-26 8:58:28 AM  

Smoking GNU: I thought all the girls say ''Tiny fly for a white guy"


I'm sorry I have only 1 funny to give this post.
 
2020-11-26 8:58:29 AM  

Ghastly: Trump came from Mar-a-largo FLA.
Thought he'd try to run the USA.
Committed crimes along the way
Got impeached and voted out one day.

And he said "Hey babe, recount GA"
He said "Hey honey, recount GA"


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And all the colored girls said nope, no, nope, no, nope, no, nope, no ...
 
2020-11-26 9:02:38 AM  

Northern: and Donnie/McConnell cut off welfare for white voters, and the libertarian candidate took enough votes for #45 to win Michigan.


Point of order:  Biden's margin of victory in Michigan is 2.5 times the lolbertarian's vote total.
 
2020-11-26 9:03:32 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Donnie's sweating bullets. He knows time grows short before he faces some serious charges.

F*ck. Who am I kidding. Ain't nuthin' gonna happen.


NYAG has 67 unsealed indictments waiting for Jan 20 2021 1201pm.

You may be surprised.
 
2020-11-26 9:10:14 AM  
No, they don't have to fake it. They just are too cowardly to defy him, or would rather continue this for their own gain, and they should be seen as traitors for the rest of their life.
 
2020-11-26 9:11:40 AM  
Lou Reed Joking aside...

Why do they have to listen to him anymore?  They might get fired?  Is that any worse than sacrificing your career to pacify the man-baby?
 
2020-11-26 9:12:31 AM  
What strikes me about this is that Biden is signaling clearly that he doesn't really want to go after Trump too hard, that he'd rather just sort of set that aside and deal with other things.  But if Trump is going to keep fighting this so hard, if he's going to keep making crazy bullshiat fraud charges like this, then Biden isn't left with much of a choice.

Trump has never been able to see how much of this he brings on himself.  Nothing is ever his fault.
 
2020-11-26 9:13:13 AM  
Ive never wanted to hit an old man before....
 
2020-11-26 9:13:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump himself didn't seem to notice. He kept at his Fox News-ready talking points about how "if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That's not fair. I treat dogs much better than I treat Republicans.


To me, treating someone "like a dog" means you give them treats and belly-rubs, go on walks with them, and would do everything in your power to ensure their health, safety, and happiness.

Why, how does Donald Trump treat dogs?
 
2020-11-26 9:14:47 AM  
>"if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That he thinks this is bad says a lot about how he thinks dogs should be treated--which tells you all the bad things that you suspected about his character is true.

/We already knew.
 
2020-11-26 9:14:53 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "Are they gonna try and fark with me?" the president has asked in recent months, according to another source with direct knowledge of his question.

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oh my word, yes.


"...he fears the prosecutors potentially waiting for him on the other side..."

Well, maybe, if you'd followed the rules, you wouldn't be sweating so much. But rules are for everyone else, right?

Sucks to be you, Donnie, but you'll get no sympathy from me. You made your bed, hope it's comfy.
 
2020-11-26 9:16:18 AM  

SecondaryControl: >"if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That he thinks this is bad says a lot about how he thinks dogs should be treated--which tells you all the bad things that you suspected about his character is true.

/We already knew.


I'm pretty sure, if you were a poll watcher, D, R, or independent, you were treated the same. Of course, if you decided to be a jerk, well, you were probably treated like one.
 
2020-11-26 9:24:12 AM  

jake_lex: What strikes me about this is that Biden is signaling clearly that he doesn't really want to go after Trump too hard, that he'd rather just sort of set that aside and deal with other things.  But if Trump is going to keep fighting this so hard, if he's going to keep making crazy bullshiat fraud charges like this, then Biden isn't left with much of a choice.

Trump has never been able to see how much of this he brings on himself.  Nothing is ever his fault.


Biden is signaling that he wants to make our country have a government that farking works and solve the goddam pandemic.

Posturing about prosecuting the guy who's still in power is beyond pointless when you have no access to any levers or resources.

What Biden can do right now, is use ALL of his press and moral influence to get people to do the right thing to save another 200,000 lives before February.

I guarantee you they are not letting Trump go, but in the limited bandwidth of transition t is not only irresponsible to waste the public energy on a non-emergency you can't control, it also makes no sense to telegraph to the people who still control the offices and paper shredders what your game plan is.
 
2020-11-26 9:25:18 AM  

SecondaryControl: >"if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"

That he thinks this is bad says a lot about how he thinks dogs should be treated--which tells you all the bad things that you suspected about his character is true.

/We already knew.


Dogs don't like him.  Cats would totally fark him up.  And eagles?  Don't even get him started about eagles.
 
2020-11-26 9:28:01 AM  

Armchair_Invective: We're gonna fake it after all?

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Does not approve.
 
2020-11-26 9:28:23 AM  
Oh Trumpy... You know what you've done. Time to pay the piper.
 
2020-11-26 9:31:29 AM  

LeroyBourne: He gets it wrong so much, but I hope he's right when he says prosecutors want to 'fark with him'.


If he was smart, he would just shut up, go to Mar a Lago and keep his head down and maybe, he might skirt by in the interest of letting this ugly chapter of history go.

But Donnie is not a smart man and will continue to be an antagonist.  And for that, he and his whole criminal family needs to burn.
 
2020-11-26 9:33:45 AM  

Destructor: Oh Trumpy... You know what you've done. Time to pay the piper.


Fat Donnie doesn't pay anyone
 
2020-11-26 9:44:32 AM  
The reality that his coup failed and he has no Plan B and that Daddy Vlad-y no longer loves him or has to care about him is starting to sink in.
 
2020-11-26 9:44:51 AM  
Trump himself didn't seem to notice. He kept at his Fox News-ready talking points about how "if you were a Republican poll watcher, you were treated like a dog"


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Too bad it wasn't this dog.
 
2020-11-26 9:45:45 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Donnie's sweating bullets. He knows time grows short before he faces some serious charges.

F*ck. Who am I kidding. Ain't nuthin' gonna happen.


From the U.S. government?  Maybe.

When it comes to Deutsche Bank?  They'll find a way to help Trump find his wallet.

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