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1201 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Nov 2020 at 6:17 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-26 6:54:48 AM  
Which?
 
2020-11-26 9:32:11 AM  
Have you guys gotten your $600,000 worth of Amazon products ordered yet, so that various anonymous workers throughout the world can drop dead from disease, trying to fill your bottomless well of consumer needs?

Good, good. That's the real spirit of the season.
 
2020-11-26 10:32:05 AM  
A bold marketing strategy.
 
2020-11-26 10:42:50 AM  
Obvious tag still cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
 
2020-11-26 10:45:53 AM  

cryinoutloud: Have you guys gotten your $600,000 worth of Amazon products ordered yet, so that various anonymous workers throughout the world can drop dead from disease, trying to fill your bottomless well of consumer needs?

Good, good. That's the real spirit of the season.


I honestly never considered this option.

... I think... I'll decline this option.
 
2020-11-26 10:51:13 AM  

cryinoutloud: Have you guys gotten your $600,000 worth of Amazon products ordered yet, so that various anonymous workers throughout the world can drop dead from disease, trying to fill your bottomless well of consumer needs?

Good, good. That's the real spirit of the season.


Yes, yes I have.  What's the delay on your end?
 
2020-11-26 11:13:56 AM  
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2020-11-26 12:13:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: Have you guys gotten your $600,000 worth of Amazon products ordered yet, so that various anonymous workers throughout the world can drop dead from disease, trying to fill your bottomless well of consumer needs?

Good, good. That's the real spirit of the season.


Well, let them do so to decrease the surplus population!

/am I doing it right?
//it is the Christmas season
///keeping Scrooge alive in our hearts
 
2020-11-26 1:14:26 PM  
Huh, would have thought people that know this is a thing realized by now that they're not marketing to us, they're marketing towards the same people who voted for Trump.
 
2020-11-26 4:05:47 PM  
Two for a nickel, three for a dime!
 
2020-11-26 4:12:47 PM  

MrScruffles: Huh, would have thought people that know this is a thing realized by now that they're not marketing to us, they're marketing towards the same people who voted for Trump.


You mean the majority?

(Ducks and exits quickly)
 
2020-11-27 12:00:14 AM  
My favorite small print was in a TV jewelry ad that read "item may not have been sold at original price".  The illusion of a deal is a potent tool.
 
2020-11-27 12:14:02 AM  
Why does the UK recognize black friday, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving, do they?
 
2020-11-27 9:20:34 AM  

cryinoutloud: Have you guys gotten your $600,000 worth of Amazon products ordered yet, so that various anonymous workers throughout the world can drop dead from disease, trying to fill your bottomless well of consumer needs?

Good, good. That's the real spirit of the season.


I'm working on it.
 
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