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2020-11-25 9:52:57 PM  
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2020-11-25 10:17:20 PM  
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I used to pass by this place all the time. - Astoria, Queens
 
2020-11-25 10:24:57 PM  
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2020-11-25 10:43:12 PM  
wait- i enjoy puns, the cringey-ness is part of the joy!


but how is an homage to a great author a pun?

that said, i firmly draw the line at wheaties in my beer.....

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2020-11-25 10:51:38 PM  
I'm enjoying these puns like a groan man should.
 
2020-11-26 1:40:55 AM  
No Camel Tow?
 
2020-11-26 3:20:28 AM  
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2020-11-26 6:33:13 AM  
42 items on the list and they missed the greatest business name in the world.


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2020-11-26 6:35:28 AM  
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2020-11-26 6:47:31 AM  
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2020-11-26 8:24:37 AM  
There's a record store near me called The Vinyl Frontier.

/Got nothing
 
2020-11-26 8:39:04 AM  
I'm tired and a humorless bastard this morning, so the first thing that occurred to me was, "Some of these shops aren't going to enjoy the lawsuits..."  There's "Heh" and there's "Ok now you're just using it as an excuse to promote with other people's copyrighted shiat."

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2020-11-26 8:54:53 AM  
Tequila Mockingbird was the title of a Get Smart episode. So, that's an old one.
 
2020-11-26 8:57:44 AM  
Since this is Kentucky and some of us have a distinctive twang when we talk, I tried to get my barber to change the name of her shop to Right Hair.
 
2020-11-26 9:04:23 AM  
Used to be a tire shop in the mojave desert we drove by when i was a kid called "highway rubbery"...
 
2020-11-26 9:33:59 AM  

luna1580: that said, i firmly draw the line at wheaties in my beer.....


Sorry for the late reply but inspired by your comment I had to look it up - there seems to be plenty of recipes for brewing beer with Wheaties.
 
2020-11-26 10:19:50 AM  
Porta-potty service in MT was called Eurapeein
 
2020-11-26 11:11:21 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:35:57 AM  
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2020-11-26 11:47:40 AM  

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Can't see it on the sign, but I assume that's Bunghole Liquor.
 
2020-11-26 11:47:47 AM  
Does bored panda pay to have links greenlit or is it owned by a mod?
 
2020-11-26 12:39:39 PM  

Bob Down: No Camel Tow?


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2020-11-26 1:22:52 PM  

Morchella: luna1580: that said, i firmly draw the line at wheaties in my beer.....

Sorry for the late reply but inspired by your comment I had to look it up - there seems to be plenty of recipes for brewing beer with Wheaties.


lol, the male main character in that novel gets drunk on tequila mocking-birds (sic) and enjoys a daily breakfast of Wheaties served in beer, not milk.

the heroine smartly breakfasts on macadamia nut pancakes with hawaiian coconut syrup, but also enjoys a good tequila mocking-bird or 3.
 
2020-11-26 6:08:41 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Does bored panda pay to have links greenlit or is it owned by a mod?


Once you start paying attention to their site, they are fairly consistently good for a sensible chuckle.

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2020-11-26 6:57:58 PM  

yakmans_dad: Tequila Mockingbird was the title of a Get Smart episode. So, that's an old one.


Also the name of a performance artist from L.A. in the 80s
 
2020-11-26 11:07:21 PM  
Need a car in Wellington, Ohio?  There's only one place to go, and it's out of this world!

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