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(KCCI Des Moines)   You can't come out of the attic till the Jungle Juice is gone   (kcci.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Fraternities and sororities, Alcoholic beverage, Iowa City, Iowa, University of Iowa fraternity, new members, Iowa, verbal abuse, spring semester  
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3610 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2020 at 1:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-25 11:43:40 PM  
Was the attic haunted?

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2020-11-26 1:13:02 AM  
Laughing because the "special" vodka drink we have at the diner near me for breakfast is named Jungle Juice.
 
2020-11-26 1:13:17 AM  
Not news:  fraternity bros make pledges drink til they puke.

Iowa news:  we have reports of a disturbing incident whereby fraternity members subjected new members to verbal abuse and coerced them to drink high levels of alcohol causing them to become ill.
 
2020-11-26 1:29:10 AM  
hope they wore their PPE
 
2020-11-26 1:29:19 AM  
High amounts of alcohol or large amounts of alcohol?

Grammar today....
 
2020-11-26 1:30:22 AM  
Too much of a boy for Crazytown
 
2020-11-26 1:37:01 AM  
I don't get it.  Michael Jackson's been dead for years.
 
2020-11-26 1:37:08 AM  
fraternity suspended for hazing, verbal abuse, and an incident where new members were required to drink dangerously high amounts of alcohol.

No sodomy?

/ these kids today
// smh
 
2020-11-26 1:38:53 AM  
Amateurs.
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2020-11-26 1:45:31 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: fraternity suspended for hazing, verbal abuse, and an incident where new members were required to drink dangerously high amounts of alcohol.

No sodomy?

/ these kids today
// smh


Yep... typical frat... then it isn't gay but stick this up your ass.
 
2020-11-26 1:48:33 AM  

vtstang66: Not news:  fraternity bros make pledges drink til they puke.

Iowa news:  we have reports of a disturbing incident whereby fraternity members subjected new members to verbal abuse and coerced them to drink high levels of alcohol causing them to become ill.


Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.

Frats are farking stupid. They are like multi level marketing schemes. If you just get into our plan you will be well connected and thus rich later. Pay up! The main dudes in frats were already so connected that the frat was just a way to party tax free. Oh, and charge the rest insane dues.

And I'm saying all of that as a former fraternity member. I got in because I was a pretty good track athlete and had a full academic ride. Several generations from my HS were the main dudes in the frat and highly preferred keeping guys like me in. But I never liked any of those dudes anyway. So I fake partied with them for a year and then dropped out. I've had them call me asking for favors but I've never thought to ask them for one.
 
2020-11-26 1:55:34 AM  
Spodie. Savages.
 
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2020-11-26 1:58:27 AM  

fatalvenom: Laughing because the "special" vodka drink we have at the diner near me for breakfast is named Jungle Juice.


Laughing because the "special" 98% concentration deet sold at REI is named Jungle Juice.
 
2020-11-26 2:04:17 AM  

majestic: vtstang66: Not news:  fraternity bros make pledges drink til they puke.

Iowa news:  we have reports of a disturbing incident whereby fraternity members subjected new members to verbal abuse and coerced them to drink high levels of alcohol causing them to become ill.

Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.

Frats are farking stupid. They are like multi level marketing schemes. If you just get into our plan you will be well connected and thus rich later. Pay up! The main dudes in frats were already so connected that the frat was just a way to party tax free. Oh, and charge the rest insane dues.

And I'm saying all of that as a former fraternity member. I got in because I was a pretty good track athlete and had a full academic ride. Several generations from my HS were the main dudes in the frat and highly preferred keeping guys like me in. But I never liked any of those dudes anyway. So I fake partied with them for a year and then dropped out. I've had them call me asking for favors but I've never thought to ask them for one.


I tried to get into a couple of them, and it didn't work out.

/Joined the rugby team instead.
//Had some incredible experiences, and made lifelong friends.
 
2020-11-26 2:17:02 AM  

The_Sponge: majestic: vtstang66: Not news:  fraternity bros make pledges drink til they puke.

Iowa news:  we have reports of a disturbing incident whereby fraternity members subjected new members to verbal abuse and coerced them to drink high levels of alcohol causing them to become ill.

Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.

Frats are farking stupid. They are like multi level marketing schemes. If you just get into our plan you will be well connected and thus rich later. Pay up! The main dudes in frats were already so connected that the frat was just a way to party tax free. Oh, and charge the rest insane dues.

And I'm saying all of that as a former fraternity member. I got in because I was a pretty good track athlete and had a full academic ride. Several generations from my HS were the main dudes in the frat and highly preferred keeping guys like me in. But I never liked any of those dudes anyway. So I fake partied with them for a year and then dropped out. I've had them call me asking for favors but I've never thought to ask them for one.

I tried to get into a couple of them, and it didn't work out.

/Joined the rugby team instead.
//Had some incredible experiences, and made lifelong friends.


For sure on the rugby guys. They had the best parties.I was about out the door before I met a couple of them in a film class. Peruvian dudes who were having trouble keeping up. I was a Spanish major and was cool with practicing translation with/for them. They paid me back with some killer parties/drugs/booze/women. (Introduced me to women, not forced me on them.. them on me, whatever)
 
2020-11-26 2:30:48 AM  
When is every college in the country going to ban frats?

They are dangerous and outdated.
 
2020-11-26 2:46:00 AM  

fatalvenom: Laughing because the "special" vodka drink we have at the diner near me for breakfast is named Jungle Juice.


Literally just polished off two of these...
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Ordinarily, I wouldn't stop there, but we're going out to dinner.
 
2020-11-26 2:48:10 AM  
Why do frats even still exist.
 
2020-11-26 3:28:39 AM  

maxandgrinch: High amounts of alcohol or large amounts of alcohol?

Grammar today....


My brain says high amounts vs large quantities.

/I don't trust my brain, why should you?
 
2020-11-26 3:37:59 AM  

majestic: vtstang66: Not news:  fraternity bros make pledges drink til they puke.

Iowa news:  we have reports of a disturbing incident whereby fraternity members subjected new members to verbal abuse and coerced them to drink high levels of alcohol causing them to become ill.

Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.

Frats are farking stupid. They are like multi level marketing schemes. If you just get into our plan you will be well connected and thus rich later. Pay up! The main dudes in frats were already so connected that the frat was just a way to party tax free. Oh, and charge the rest insane dues.

And I'm saying all of that as a former fraternity member. I got in because I was a pretty good track athlete and had a full academic ride. Several generations from my HS were the main dudes in the frat and highly preferred keeping guys like me in. But I never liked any of those dudes anyway. So I fake partied with them for a year and then dropped out. I've had them call me asking for favors but I've never thought to ask them for one.


Well, there's your problem.jpg

People who don't ask for favors make it difficult for normal people to ask them for favors when needed.

Favors are a type of glue for relationships.
 
2020-11-26 3:50:35 AM  

psychosis_inducing: Amateurs.[Fark user image image 308x185]


Oh, to be known as the guy who introduced the world to the term "butt-chugging"...
 
2020-11-26 5:57:40 AM  
As a former Fraternity president, I believe the experience is overall unhealthy. Boasting social networking ties and lifelong friends, I can say neither has occurred. It operates like a business. I DID however learn how to hold my booze.

/ recovered alcoholic now 10 years later
// rattles off Greek alphabet until the volume fades out
 
2020-11-26 6:04:19 AM  
That's not what they drink in the Congo.

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2020-11-26 6:44:37 AM  

kdawg7736: Was the attic haunted?

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Yes, but it came with a free frogurt...
 
2020-11-26 7:27:17 AM  
"The report said several of the new members became ill after consuming so much alcohol."

What really?  I have never heard of such a thing happening when a lot of alcohol is consumed.
 
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2020-11-26 9:35:42 AM  
I got a hangover just reading the words jungle juice
 
2020-11-26 9:42:08 AM  

Wings4Marie: As a former Fraternity president, I believe the experience is overall unhealthy. Boasting social networking ties and lifelong friends, I can say neither has occurred. It operates like a business. I DID however learn how to hold my booze.

/ recovered alcoholic now 10 years later
// rattles off Greek alphabet until the volume fades out


Also former fraternity man (and chapter officer), but I disagree. I had one hell of a good experience in my chapter, both with and without booze. The dues were affordable and we ran a balanced budget every year, which was mostly spent on brotherhood stuff. You can get a hell of a good deal on go kart & pizza nights if you bring 30 people and pay in advance.

I loved it, I'd recommend it for anybody curious about the experience AS LONG AS THE ONE YOU WANT TO JOIN IS NOT FULL OF F***BOYS. My chapter led the campus in philanthropy hours and we were second overall in grades. I made a ton of friends and still keep up with a good chunk of them.

For you Farkers with college aged sons, go talk to the fraternity he wants to join. And then ask them to explain the difference between a fraternity man and a frat boy. A good chapter will answer something about improving the world through improving the self, service, brotherhood and all that. A bad one will say "you don't call your country a c*** and you don't call your fraternity a frat". That second group gets a cockpunch.
 
2020-11-26 9:48:46 AM  

foo monkey: I don't get it.  Michael Jackson's been dead for years.


I think that was Jesus Juice.
 
2020-11-26 10:11:29 AM  

majestic: Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.



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/Can't post the original because NSFF
 
2020-11-26 10:18:23 AM  

Fursecution: majestic: Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.


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/Can't post the original because NSFF


Looks a lot like a female reproductive tract in each of those "male" nether-regions.
 
2020-11-26 10:45:29 AM  
I thought it was this stuff.. don't recommend drinking it tho..

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2020-11-26 11:27:54 AM  

Fursecution: majestic: Yep. Won't even allow them to spank them with oars anymore. Pussed out society we have now. Geesh.


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/Can't post the original because NSFF


I know he's got a paddle in his hand, but he is nevertheless in position to service two exposed cocks.

/no homo
//NTTAWWT
///Not gay if it's three way!
 
2020-11-26 12:30:57 PM  

Smoking GNU: Why do frats even still exist.


Answer: In order to enable under-age drinking.
 
2020-11-26 1:01:48 PM  
This stupid bullshiat is going to keep happening so long as their are fraternities, period.

It's like every year some dickheads get caught doing some dangerous degrading shiat to people who want in their club.

Ban fraternities and sororities if you want it to actually stop.
 
2020-11-26 6:54:16 PM  

Alebak: This stupid bullshiat is going to keep happening so long as their are fraternities, period.

It's like every year some dickheads get caught doing some dangerous degrading shiat to people who want in their club.

Ban fraternities and sororities if you want it to actually stop.


The problem isn't the fraternities, the problem is a legal drinking age of 21 - change it back to 18 and all problems are solved.
 
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