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2020-11-25 5:25:19 PM  
57 votes:
trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.
 
2020-11-25 4:11:18 PM  
55 votes:
They applauded when he thanked Rudy for all his hard work... so Trump wins!
 
2020-11-25 5:02:10 PM  
50 votes:
Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!
 
2020-11-25 5:24:06 PM  
49 votes:
I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:11 PM  
44 votes:
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
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2020-11-25 5:23:07 PM  
39 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


But did he "hereby" declare?

Cheezits, lubricants!
 
2020-11-25 5:33:32 PM  
27 votes:

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


Because calling it a "theatrical production" would probably have meant they have to pay union wages.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:12 PM  
27 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.

Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?


Fake news. The story didn't involve a big strong man who'd never cried before running up to him with tears in his eyes and calling him sir.
 
2020-11-25 4:18:20 PM  
26 votes:
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.
 
2020-11-25 5:29:43 PM  
23 votes:

theToadMan: American conservatives have no dignity. Whine and cry is they have


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2020-11-25 5:24:43 PM  
23 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.


Invalid. No "hereby".
 
2020-11-25 5:39:11 PM  
21 votes:
Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.
 
2020-11-25 5:45:53 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-11-25 5:22:00 PM  
17 votes:
And then they started chanting his name. Criminy.
 
2020-11-25 6:22:33 PM  
14 votes:
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This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot.  This election was rigged ... we won all of these swing states by a lot.  Why wouldn't they overturn the election? We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly...

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2020-11-25 5:30:28 PM  
14 votes:
It's Gettysburg. That's where Lincoln made his Gettysburg dress because he thought biatches were looking basic.
 
2020-11-25 5:25:15 PM  
14 votes:
The evidence is pouring in!
 
2020-11-25 5:43:33 PM  
13 votes:

agent00pi: cameroncrazy1984: Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.

Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?

Fake news. The story didn't involve a big strong man who'd never cried before running up to him with tears in his eyes and calling him sir.


Was he the Marine that punched his athiest college professor in the face?
 
2020-11-25 5:39:01 PM  
13 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!


No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.
 
2020-11-25 5:58:01 PM  
12 votes:
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

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2020-11-25 5:28:19 PM  
12 votes:

qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".


DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!
 
2020-11-25 8:21:52 PM  
10 votes:
 
2020-11-25 5:23:33 PM  
9 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


But he didn't Hereby Declare, and that matters! Because....Thomas Paine said...James Madison....SHUT UP! Oh say can you seee...
 
2020-11-25 6:37:01 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-11-25 5:28:18 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-11-25 6:29:55 PM  
5 votes:

SuburbanCowboy: He'll challenge BIden to a Golf-off, done remotely via Zoom, and immediately hit the ball into a sand trap, and cut the camera.


I think Donald Jr is going to challenge the scrappy kids working in the ski lodge to a race down K-13.
 
2020-11-25 5:57:34 PM  
5 votes:

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


Because they made sounds.
 
2020-11-25 5:51:52 PM  
5 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.

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Because I am evil.

Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams both have boobs, butts and a twats just like Rosanne Barr and Rosy O'Donnell do.  You'll hardly know the difference.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:46 PM  
5 votes:

Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.


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2020-11-25 5:33:17 PM  
5 votes:
I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...
 
2020-11-25 7:56:10 PM  
4 votes:

whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.


The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:45 PM  
4 votes:
Turned over?

Does he think an election is a turtle?
 
2020-11-25 5:59:53 PM  
4 votes:

Benalto: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

that shiat got stopped yo, pending
https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/1​331684977709223938


They shouldn't have appealed it.  Let's see what PA voters think about having no state legislature.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  
4 votes:
You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:51 PM  
4 votes:

Weatherkiss: Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.


You are really determined to beat Ken Bone's record here.

^_^
 
2020-11-25 5:32:11 PM  
4 votes:

Icarus_Rising: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.


There was a tweet where he "hereby claimed, for electoral purposes", several states.

So he wins!
 
2020-11-25 5:30:36 PM  
4 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.
 
2020-11-25 5:29:56 PM  
4 votes:
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

There is precedent: it's how the Trump Organization from having Donald's father, Fred, sow disorganization in the heights of his Alzheimer's disease.  From Vanity Fair:
"
There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer's disease advanced in the 1990s. "To retire is to expire!" Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.'s disease worsened--he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties--the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred's desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. "Fred pretended to work," the family friend said. "
 
2020-11-25 5:27:56 PM  
4 votes:

Fiatlux: Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate


So that explains the shroom dick.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:51 PM  
4 votes:
"listen to it properly"?

Could he be any more of a third rate mobster wannabe?
 
2020-11-25 8:55:27 PM  
3 votes:

Omnivorous: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

There is precedent: it's how the Trump Organization from having Donald's father, Fred, sow disorganization in the heights of his Alzheimer's disease.  From Vanity Fair:
"
There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer's disease advanced in the 1990s. "To retire is to expire!" Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.'s disease worsened--he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties--the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred's desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. "Fred pretended to work," the family friend said. "


Really, the world owes a huge debt of gratitude to Giuliani, Powell, Ellis, the apparent panders in the White House staff and various media organizations, the RNC, the GOP, Lindsay Graham, the Proud Boys, III %ers et al for keeping up the impossible delusion that Trump is still president.

Without them who the fark knows what that syphilitic deranged mad farkwit would do?

Never before in history have so many owed so bigly to so few. I mean if you really think about it.

We'll meet again
 
2020-11-25 6:54:51 PM  
3 votes:
"I accepted victory the night of the election, and that means I got Dibs. If Biden had been smart, he would have called 'Shotgun' and we would have had to have a noogie fight, but he didn't. By playground rules, I win. And I get all the scoops. What do you say, Your Honor?"
 
2020-11-25 6:53:10 PM  
3 votes:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


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"Say what now?"
 
2020-11-25 6:43:31 PM  
3 votes:
Hundreds of aphid Davids?  Ridley Scott is getting really weird
 
2020-11-25 5:59:19 PM  
3 votes:

WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.


Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.
 
2020-11-25 5:41:04 PM  
3 votes:

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


You are just not listening to the evidence properly.
 
2020-11-25 5:38:32 PM  
3 votes:
This is all Biden's fault. He didn't tweet that he formally takes enough states.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:44 PM  
3 votes:

Boe: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

But did he "hereby" declare?

Cheezits, lubricants!


OY!
 
2020-11-25 8:19:15 PM  
2 votes:
It's like the grade school kid who runs up to a group of other kids with his hands cupped in front of him, excitedly claiming he just caught a fairy.  The group of kids ask him to show them and he adamantly refuses with one excuse after another. Eventually the kids lose interest in this 'game' and when all of them leave does the kids open his hands to reveal a wet dog turd sliding greasily onto the tops of his new shoes.
 
2020-11-25 7:01:50 PM  
2 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.

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Damn, that escalated fast
 
2020-11-25 6:52:52 PM  
2 votes:
Not sure why he had to call in, it's not like he had anything else to do today

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2020-11-25 6:36:42 PM  
2 votes:

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


ok dude, shiat your pants again.
 
2020-11-25 6:24:33 PM  
2 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


He didn't say "hereby" though, so it doesn't count.
 
2020-11-25 6:15:43 PM  
2 votes:

Boe: Cheezits, lubricants!


You just got a green farkie
 
2020-11-25 6:14:16 PM  
2 votes:

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


There are people making sounds that other people can hear. Duh.
 
2020-11-25 5:59:55 PM  
2 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!


Almost - he also has to have Rudy dress as Martha Washington and join him in the walk.
 
2020-11-25 5:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
...and then out of nowhere, ghosts of Union soldiers formed a circle around them, joined by Confederate soldiers... saying "this is not what we died for"...
 
2020-11-25 5:44:14 PM  
2 votes:
He'll challenge BIden to a Golf-off, done remotely via Zoom, and immediately hit the ball into a sand trap, and cut the camera.
 
2020-11-25 5:38:31 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Well, you did say hereby.

*bangs gavel*

Motion granted.
 
2020-11-25 5:34:34 PM  
2 votes:
The space alien who spied on Trump in 2016 by watching his live streamed events on the internet was not involved with the ballots in 2020.

Trump is completely full of baloney.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:55 PM  
2 votes:
Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?
 
2020-11-25 5:26:52 PM  
2 votes:
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-11-25 5:24:59 PM  
2 votes:
Is that all it takes? Damn, Al Gore didn't have to lose in 2000.
 
2020-11-25 4:52:13 PM  
2 votes:
Nobody spied on his campaign, either.
 
2020-11-26 6:26:34 AM  
1 vote:

physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.


I think you are replying to the wrong thread.

What about pardons?  This article is about trump calling into "hearings" being held in a Motel 6 conference room, and President Obamas bitterness over losing the 2016 election vote
 
2020-11-25 9:26:50 PM  
1 vote:
Rudy just constantly shuffling papers was hilarious.

"Nope, no way out under here. Maybe in this stack.  Nope, but I'll fan through this folder and show it to this nice person over here.  Like my paper collection? I've got more where that came from!"
 
2020-11-25 9:25:10 PM  
1 vote:

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This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot.  This election was rigged ... we won all of these swing states by a lot.  Why wouldn't they overturn the election? We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly...
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Honestly, this is more like the book, where Queeg never has that moment of realization.  He just finishes his diatribe and walks out completely unaware of what he sounded like.

Also, remember, what happened to Queeg was done to him.  He was kept out for too damn long, and promoted above his competence.  Trump forced his way into this, and is getting exactly what he asked for
 
2020-11-25 8:39:25 PM  
1 vote:

WrongTrousers: physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.

Not big on reading for detail, huh?


Or is WR that dumb?
 
2020-11-25 8:10:09 PM  
1 vote:

Lochsteppe: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.


It depends on how many devoted followers stay devoted.  What was it, 73% of republicans think Trump actually won?

Those people aren't going to stop believing, so if the politicians change course on him ut would alienate the base.

Which would farking fantastic. But they aren't here for standing up for the good of the nation, they're all grifters.  So they're just gonna go along with the grift.

Usually their grift is more along the lines of convincing their base that what they're cutting of taxes of the rich will totally help their voting block, but now the grift is a cult of personality that is stronger.

They'll hold onto it for dear life.
 
2020-11-25 7:57:01 PM  
1 vote:

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


And all the PA state rep terms and half the PA state senate terms expire in 6 days.
 
2020-11-25 7:16:25 PM  
1 vote:

Elliot8654: GrogSmash: Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.

Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.

He always cheats, and assumes that is the norm.

"Bryan Marsal, the chair of the 2020 U.S. Open to be played at Winged Foot, told Reilly that Trump began one game with him as a partner by warning: "You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we're going to beat those two guys today."

https://apnews.com/article/c0bf421bf00​c4d6b842d3d6225dc10fb


Sportswriter Rick Reilly On Donald Trump's Golf Cheating
Youtube LIiaFMOfbwY
 
2020-11-25 6:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
Hillary was right. About everything. Mainly, they ARE deplorables.
 
2020-11-25 6:20:38 PM  
1 vote:
One..two..three..four..I hereby declare a thumb war!
 
2020-11-25 6:09:44 PM  
1 vote:
Fart sk-1
Youtube KUPX3qDGz3E
 
2020-11-25 6:01:38 PM  
1 vote:
Whoever taught Dumpy the word "affidavits" needs to be shot.
 
2020-11-25 5:47:57 PM  
1 vote:
Next he'll claim all court rulings on the election are invalid because they flew admirality flags or some sh*t like that

Personally I'm enjoying watching his complete mental unraveling in public knowing Biden will be leading us in less than two months
 
2020-11-25 5:47:47 PM  
1 vote:

Doctor Funkenstein: It's Gettysburg. That's where Lincoln made his Gettysburg dress because he thought biatches were looking basic.


I have you farkied as "Central PA has Jesus Labs" and now I understand why.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:53 PM  
1 vote:

Aussie_As: Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?


They'll claim it's on Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:13 PM  
1 vote:

dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.


Which makes his statement that "they got caught exactly like they got caught spying on my campaign" true. Just not in the way he wants it to be true.
 
2020-11-25 5:36:59 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


OY...actually, no, I'm completely good with that, carry on.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
American conservatives have no dignity. Whine and cry is they have
 
2020-11-25 4:23:07 PM  
1 vote:

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


He already has declared himself the winner.
 
2020-11-25 4:22:31 PM  
1 vote:

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.
 
2020-11-25 4:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
JFC
 
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