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2020-11-25 4:14:22 PM  
112 votes:
JFC
 
2020-11-25 4:18:20 PM  
111 votes:
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:32 PM  
110 votes:
I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.
 
2020-11-25 4:22:31 PM  
96 votes:

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:51 PM  
65 votes:
"listen to it properly"?

Could he be any more of a third rate mobster wannabe?
 
2020-11-25 5:18:36 PM  
61 votes:
So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.
 
2020-11-25 4:23:07 PM  
53 votes:

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


He already has declared himself the winner.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:40 PM  
46 votes:
American conservatives have no dignity. Whine and cry is they have
 
2020-11-25 5:22:12 PM  
34 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.

Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?


Fake news. The story didn't involve a big strong man who'd never cried before running up to him with tears in his eyes and calling him sir.
 
2020-11-25 5:26:52 PM  
30 votes:
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-11-25 5:19:50 PM  
27 votes:

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?
 
2020-11-25 5:27:24 PM  
26 votes:
Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.
 
2020-11-25 6:18:35 PM  
23 votes:
That was outright sedition against the United States of America.  Trump, and everyone in that room, should be tried for attempting to overthrow the government of the United States.

fark the GOP.  They are traitors.
 
2020-11-25 5:45:55 PM  
23 votes:
i know we are all numb to his mad ranting.. but holy crap this is a sitting US President saying these things. its a disgrace. and scary.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:43 PM  
23 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.


Invalid. No "hereby".
 
2020-11-25 4:52:13 PM  
23 votes:
Nobody spied on his campaign, either.
 
2020-11-25 5:37:55 PM  
21 votes:
I wonder how the "liberal" media will describe this. Or if they'll bother describing it at all.

Also, this seems like a good time to say, for the nth time, stupid people should be told they're stupid and to shut the fark up.

That we've declined to do that for decades is part of the reason we're here now. Playing nice and being polite to these assholes is why they hold press conferences and shiat out lies, knowing that "polite" people won't call them lies and that the "liberal" media will help disseminate the lies because "objectivity."

And the result of that is, among other things, nearly 300,000 people dead this year SO FAR. We still have a month to go, and that shiat isn't gonna suddenly stop in January.

But hey, everyone, let's all hug the dummies and pat them on the heads and tell them their "beliefs" are just as valid as science because apparently that'll make everything better. (wanking motion)
 
2020-11-25 5:24:59 PM  
21 votes:
Is that all it takes? Damn, Al Gore didn't have to lose in 2000.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:55 PM  
20 votes:
Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?
 
2020-11-25 5:29:56 PM  
20 votes:
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

There is precedent: it's how the Trump Organization from having Donald's father, Fred, sow disorganization in the heights of his Alzheimer's disease.  From Vanity Fair:
"
There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer's disease advanced in the 1990s. "To retire is to expire!" Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.'s disease worsened--he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties--the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred's desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. "Fred pretended to work," the family friend said. "
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  
19 votes:
You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.
 
2020-11-25 6:36:10 PM  
17 votes:
Hillary was right. About everything. Mainly, they ARE deplorables.
 
2020-11-25 5:26:09 PM  
17 votes:
Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?
 
2020-11-25 5:30:59 PM  
15 votes:

Roastbeast Sammich: Is that all it takes? Damn, Al Gore didn't have to lose in 2000.


While nowhere near as close, Kerry didn't have to lose in 2004. Imagine if we'd been spared the second Bush the Lesser administration. We might not have had Obama, but making Dubya a one-termer like his dad would have been nice.
 
2020-11-25 6:37:01 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-11-25 5:33:17 PM  
13 votes:
I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...
 
2020-11-25 5:32:04 PM  
13 votes:

hotrod2001: Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.


Anywhere else and there'd be soldiers in blue helmets guarding polling stations and supervising counting.
 
2020-11-25 6:33:19 PM  
11 votes:

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.
 
2020-11-25 5:28:18 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:13:00 PM  
10 votes:
If you think this has been bad, just imagine if the election had been close.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:30 PM  
10 votes:

GrogSmash: Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.

Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.


He always cheats, and assumes that is the norm.

"Bryan Marsal, the chair of the 2020 U.S. Open to be played at Winged Foot, told Reilly that Trump began one game with him as a partner by warning: "You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we're going to beat those two guys today."

https://apnews.com/article/c0bf421bf0​0​c4d6b842d3d6225dc10fb
 
2020-11-25 6:10:35 PM  
10 votes:
That audio loops almost perfectly.  I was halfway back through the first sentence before I even realized it had started over.  It really illustrates how he's just a hurricane of bullshiat.
 
2020-11-25 5:47:45 PM  
10 votes:
The worst part is the people clapping and cheering.  Again it's worse that there are followers of this fool
 
2020-11-25 5:59:19 PM  
9 votes:

WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.


Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.
 
2020-11-25 5:57:33 PM  
9 votes:
This was classic Trump.  An unnamed person appearing on an unnamed TV show. So you know this never happened.  Evidence is poring in yet none has yet to be produced. And so on. I'm so glad Trump had nothing better to do today. Except for pardoning Flynn, of course.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:17 PM  
9 votes:
I watched a bit of it. It was no "hearing." More like a vain attempt at a show trial with a pre-ordained verdict.
Putin would approve. Himmler too.
 
2020-11-25 8:21:52 PM  
8 votes:
 
2020-11-25 6:00:37 PM  
8 votes:
What the fark is wrong with him? That we are four years into this, almost done with the craziest year in a lifetime and we still haven't reached peak weirdness, is amazing or a data point that this is all a malfunctioning simulation.

So I'm going for it. Please, omnipotent supreme engineer,  running this joke of a reality,  grant my wish...give this guy a stroke, live on TV.  He needs to shiat his pants and I'm talking the runs, then pretty please,  let him  choke on his own tongue. Live.  Cause I think there is an audience for this.
Bonus round, have his kids and son in law eaten alive by a rabid pack of miniature poodles.

Then maybe Crl + alt + delete

Thanks

WKEDT
 
2020-11-25 5:47:57 PM  
8 votes:
Next he'll claim all court rulings on the election are invalid because they flew admirality flags or some sh*t like that

Personally I'm enjoying watching his complete mental unraveling in public knowing Biden will be leading us in less than two months
 
2020-11-25 5:24:06 PM  
8 votes:
I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.
 
2020-11-25 8:14:58 PM  
7 votes:

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


Its that bullshiat story from Nevada that was already debunked.  Where the lady mailed in her ballot then tried to vote in person.

The part that her vote was for biden is a new twist.  But the lady refuses to officially go on record, because if she does she would be legally held liable for her words.

First it was that it was stolen, then it was her roommate did it.

The SoS even gave her the option of recasting her ballot for who she chooses.... but has refused.

So, yeah.  Refuses to file an official complaint.  Her signature WAS VERIFIED.  She has 2 different stories on how it happened.  Was given the option of recasting her ballot.
 
2020-11-25 6:02:28 PM  
7 votes:

quo vadimus: Whoever taught Dumpy the word "affidavits" needs to be shot.


Someone should ask him on live tv "please define affidavit, Mr. President"
 
2020-11-25 4:11:18 PM  
7 votes:
They applauded when he thanked Rudy for all his hard work... so Trump wins!
 
2020-11-25 5:43:13 PM  
6 votes:

dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.


Which makes his statement that "they got caught exactly like they got caught spying on my campaign" true. Just not in the way he wants it to be true.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:32 PM  
6 votes:

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


Because calling it a "theatrical production" would probably have meant they have to pay union wages.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:36 PM  
6 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:11 PM  
6 votes:
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2020-11-25 7:45:14 PM  
5 votes:

thedingoatemybaby: Clutch2013: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

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"Say what now?"

She is a VERY healthy-looking, obviously smart and talented young woman. She, however, does NOT appear to have a talent liked the one being discussed by iheartscotch.


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I beg to differ.
 
2020-11-25 5:39:39 PM  
5 votes:

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


No, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year
 
2020-11-25 5:38:31 PM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence
 
2020-11-25 8:19:07 PM  
4 votes:

hotrod2001: Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.


Yeah, if this shiat was going on in a "3rd world" country the state department would be releasing statements on the legitimacy of the election and the UN would be sending in investigators.
 
2020-11-25 7:37:15 PM  
4 votes:

Clutch2013: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

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"Say what now?"


She is a VERY healthy-looking, obviously smart and talented young woman. She, however, does NOT appear to have a talent liked the one being discussed by iheartscotch.
 
2020-11-25 7:03:05 PM  
4 votes:

ukexpat: dr_iacovone: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence

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2020-11-25 6:53:10 PM  
4 votes:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


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"Say what now?"
 
2020-11-25 6:17:46 PM  
4 votes:

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Oh, I have no doubt at all.
 
2020-11-25 5:46:49 PM  
4 votes:

mstang1988: Who watched this play?  Does anybody know what the heck Rudy was talking about with 600K votes all coming in at once and only 3200 of them being Donny boy?  I presume there is big false hood but what's the real data/story behind it?


Didn't watch but I can answer that: There is none.
 
2020-11-25 5:42:02 PM  
4 votes:

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


that shiat got stopped yo, pending
https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/​1​331684977709223938
 
2020-11-25 5:02:10 PM  
4 votes:
Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!
 
2020-11-25 9:25:26 PM  
3 votes:

Bear_of_Arkona: realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.

I believed he would do all that, I just didn't believe the Republicans would follow behind agreeing with him. I had thought they would have been happy to get rid of him and done their best to ease him down to Mar Lago to keep him there.

I was worried about the military siding with any real attempt he would make at staying in power but the mail in ballots are showing they are tired of him too which is a huge relief.


Meh.  Trump base is average Republicans.  They're not going to win elections by only rich people voting in their own interests.  A break from trump is a break from their base.

It's why they were silent for a week after the election.  They were testing the waters and they saw people in the streets demanding Trump be declared winner and realized that if they ever want a chance again they need to go with it.

They're grifters at heart.  The "good" ones left already.  The ones that have spoken out are either not in a position of power, won't be again, or on their way out, so it means nothing.

They've never given a shiat about this country outside of their own power and ability to turn that power into profit.  They see their only ability to retain power is to side with this dumbfark and if they don't their meal ticket is out rhe window.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:10 PM  
3 votes:

tinyarena: [Fark user image image 240x175]
This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot.  This election was rigged ... we won all of these swing states by a lot.  Why wouldn't they overturn the election? We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly...
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Honestly, this is more like the book, where Queeg never has that moment of realization.  He just finishes his diatribe and walks out completely unaware of what he sounded like.

Also, remember, what happened to Queeg was done to him.  He was kept out for too damn long, and promoted above his competence.  Trump forced his way into this, and is getting exactly what he asked for
 
2020-11-25 8:30:41 PM  
3 votes:

whosits_112: Target Builder: whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.

The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.

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What?

Why?

I DON'T GET IT


To be petty assholes just like their orange god.
 
2020-11-25 8:15:38 PM  
3 votes:
I doubt Trump has any real control of the military or secret services any longer. There must be some level of strategy for a 'shiat gone sideways; event.
 
2020-11-25 8:10:09 PM  
3 votes:

Lochsteppe: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.


It depends on how many devoted followers stay devoted.  What was it, 73% of republicans think Trump actually won?

Those people aren't going to stop believing, so if the politicians change course on him ut would alienate the base.

Which would farking fantastic. But they aren't here for standing up for the good of the nation, they're all grifters.  So they're just gonna go along with the grift.

Usually their grift is more along the lines of convincing their base that what they're cutting of taxes of the rich will totally help their voting block, but now the grift is a cult of personality that is stronger.

They'll hold onto it for dear life.
 
2020-11-25 7:56:10 PM  
3 votes:

whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.


The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.
 
2020-11-25 6:50:11 PM  
3 votes:

dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.


Who the hell funnied that comment? Looking into Kislyak LED them to his campaign. FFS.

Not that the treason weasel shouldn't be spied on...
 
2020-11-25 6:16:17 PM  
3 votes:
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

Anyone who has taken a Civics 101 course(or even high school level) knows that the judicial has ZERO to do with the election aside from the Chief Justice delivering the oath of office.
 
2020-11-25 6:05:43 PM  
3 votes:

WithinReason: ...exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.


Either you're a long game satire troll who's been saying stupid shiat for years just for giggles, or you're a blithering idiot, if you think Obama was "voted out" in 2016.

If it's the first thing, I gotta hand it to you, I've never seen you break character.
 
2020-11-25 5:54:06 PM  
3 votes:

whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.


Lt. Gov Fetterman is all over it.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:12 PM  
3 votes:

Free Radical: The evidence is pouring in!


"We have EVERTHING!"
"The evidence is pouring in!"

Which is it? Oh right, they're lying.
 
2020-11-25 5:39:11 PM  
3 votes:
Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.
 
2020-11-25 5:32:11 PM  
3 votes:

Icarus_Rising: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.


There was a tweet where he "hereby claimed, for electoral purposes", several states.

So he wins!
 
2020-11-25 5:30:28 PM  
3 votes:
It's Gettysburg. That's where Lincoln made his Gettysburg dress because he thought biatches were looking basic.
 
2020-11-25 11:35:49 PM  
2 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: joaquin closet: dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.

Who the hell funnied that comment? Looking into Kislyak LED them to his campaign. FFS.

Not that the treason weasel shouldn't be spied on...

It truly speaks to the power of Fox News that they managed to turn the narrative from "Multiple domestic and international intelligence communities were spying on known Russian bad guys, and caught dozens of Trump people interacting with them" into "How DARE they?!"


It's what happens when people don't understand how things work.

It was incomprehensible to many that the FBI would be monitoring Carter Page, among others, for many years as part of a routine program to keep an eye on suspect foreign agents within our borders.

In their minds, things begin at the moment THEY noticed them happen, or were told they happened. Ergo, the report of the Russo-Trumpian connection in August 2016 was the VERY FIRST TIME the FBI had ever listened in on any of the subjects.

Thus, it becomes easy for Faux Nooz to spin it as an illegal investigation aimed solely at Trump. Or we would have heard about it before. RIGHT?!
 
2020-11-25 9:24:31 PM  
2 votes:

joaquin closet: dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.

Who the hell funnied that comment? Looking into Kislyak LED them to his campaign. FFS.

Not that the treason weasel shouldn't be spied on...


It truly speaks to the power of Fox News that they managed to turn the narrative from "Multiple domestic and international intelligence communities were spying on known Russian bad guys, and caught dozens of Trump people interacting with them" into "How DARE they?!"
 
2020-11-25 9:18:45 PM  
2 votes:
Why did he stay away, isn't he supposedly immune from COVID?
 
2020-11-25 8:23:06 PM  
2 votes:

Target Builder: whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.

The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.


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What?

Why?

I DON'T GET IT
 
2020-11-25 8:15:44 PM  
2 votes:
I expect Trump will "demand" that Perdue and Loeffler publicly support non-certification of swing state Electors, thereby depriving both Biden and Trump of 270.

"If they won't promise do it, they they don't deserve to be Senators. You can't vote for them if they won't do what's right! They must commit to overturning the election!"

That race will be so tight that even if only 2% decide Republicans need to be punished for insufficient fealty to Trump, they will just not vote and thus hand the win to Democrats. I expect it'd be quite a lot more than 2% because these Trumpnut biatches be crazy.
 
2020-11-25 7:40:53 PM  
2 votes:
When they drag him out of the White House, I want footage. Live broadcast.
 
2020-11-25 7:02:12 PM  
2 votes:

dr_iacovone: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence


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2020-11-25 6:44:44 PM  
2 votes:

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!
 
2020-11-25 6:23:33 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he thought he was calling into Fox & Friends...
 
2020-11-25 6:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

It's an election process you farking moron not a deliciois farking pastry.
 
2020-11-25 6:09:24 PM  
2 votes:

DarkDawg: No, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year


Please... he doesn't have that kind of patience! His "inner-circle" yes-men are probably doing everything they can to prevent him from announcing his candidacy and campaigning for 2024 right now!
 
2020-11-25 6:09:06 PM  
2 votes:

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


I believed he would do all that, I just didn't believe the Republicans would follow behind agreeing with him. I had thought they would have been happy to get rid of him and done their best to ease him down to Mar Lago to keep him there.

I was worried about the military siding with any real attempt he would make at staying in power but the mail in ballots are showing they are tired of him too which is a huge relief.
 
2020-11-25 5:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
...and then out of nowhere, ghosts of Union soldiers formed a circle around them, joined by Confederate soldiers... saying "this is not what we died for"...
 
2020-11-25 5:47:31 PM  
2 votes:

wejash: whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?

Because calling it a "theatrical production" would probably have meant they have to pay union wages.


Its more like a Show Trial, like they had in The Dark Knight Rises to convict those rich people to walk on the ice.

Everyone in that room was jerking themselves off thinking about how this is what it was going to be like when trump is declared winner and they could finally go after the Deep State criminals around them.
 
2020-11-25 5:46:38 PM  
2 votes:

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.
 
2020-11-25 5:45:47 PM  
2 votes:

Aussie_As: Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?


They just need to find the right judge.  In trump's mafioso world you buy/threaten a judge and get your case in front of that judge.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:53 PM  
2 votes:

Aussie_As: Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?


They'll claim it's on Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2020-11-25 5:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
DarkDawgNo, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year

He'll be running but won't declare: that would block all of the sweet grift from right-wing networks paying Trump $25M per year (or more) to be a "commentator".
 
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2020-11-25 5:23:07 PM  
2 votes:

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


But did he "hereby" declare?

Cheezits, lubricants!
 
2020-11-26 6:26:34 AM  
1 vote:

physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.


I think you are replying to the wrong thread.

What about pardons?  This article is about trump calling into "hearings" being held in a Motel 6 conference room, and President Obamas bitterness over losing the 2016 election vote
 
2020-11-25 10:29:41 PM  
1 vote:

phaseolus: WithinReason: ...exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Either you're a long game satire troll who's been saying stupid shiat for years just for giggles, or you're a blithering idiot, if you think Obama was "voted out" in 2016.

If it's the first thing, I gotta hand it to you, I've never seen you break character.


I vote blithering idiot.
 
2020-11-25 10:20:22 PM  
1 vote:

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: What the fark is wrong with him? That we are four years into this, almost done with the craziest year in a lifetime and we still haven't reached peak weirdness, is amazing or a data point that this is all a malfunctioning simulation.

So I'm going for it. Please, omnipotent supreme engineer,  running this joke of a reality,  grant my wish...give this guy a stroke, live on TV.  He needs to shiat his pants and I'm talking the runs, then pretty please,  let him  choke on his own tongue. Live.  Cause I think there is an audience for this.
Bonus round, have his kids and son in law eaten alive by a rabid pack of miniature poodles.

Then maybe Crl + alt + delete

Thanks

WKEDT


"That we are four years into this, almost done with the craziest year in a lifetime" SO FAR

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Screw the Vulcan's "May you live in interesting times..."  Nope... I am seriously hoping for some bland boredom after the past 4 years.  Just stop the crazy ride for a month or two or 200.
 
2020-11-25 9:34:06 PM  
1 vote:

Clutch2013: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

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"Say what now?"


Bryce Dallas Howard wasn't in the seven kingdoms....
 
2020-11-25 9:06:17 PM  
1 vote:
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

So, play side two of the LP, then?
 
2020-11-25 8:46:40 PM  
1 vote:

mstang1988: Who watched this play?  Does anybody know what the heck Rudy was talking about with 600K votes all coming in at once and only 3200 of them being Donny boy?  I presume there is big false hood but what's the real data/story behind it?


One dostrict reported for Michigan or Wisconsin.  A major district.  He is blowing the numbers way out.  But they reported so the numbers changed.  They don't all report at once.  And when you have a fairly large district it is bound to drastically change numbers when they report.

Or

The Michigan report that was just a clerical error that was fixed in literal moments.
 
2020-11-25 8:37:58 PM  
1 vote:

physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.


Not big on reading for detail, huh?
 
2020-11-25 7:57:01 PM  
1 vote:

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


And all the PA state rep terms and half the PA state senate terms expire in 6 days.
 
2020-11-25 7:15:38 PM  
1 vote:
Poor Rudy can't even afford a new suit. Geez what a bad fit he has going on
 
2020-11-25 7:01:54 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when he "claimed " 3 states? What a piece of shiat.
 
2020-11-25 6:22:33 PM  
1 vote:
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This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot.  This election was rigged ... we won all of these swing states by a lot.  Why wouldn't they overturn the election? We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly...

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2020-11-25 6:01:38 PM  
1 vote:
Whoever taught Dumpy the word "affidavits" needs to be shot.
 
2020-11-25 5:59:55 PM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!


Almost - he also has to have Rudy dress as Martha Washington and join him in the walk.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Well, you did say hereby.

*bangs gavel*

Motion granted.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:15 PM  
1 vote:

OldRod: Icarus_Rising: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.

There was a tweet where he "hereby claimed, for electoral purposes", several states.

So he wins!


hmm...I dunno, it has the "hereby", but a claim and a declaration are similar, but not exactly the same thing.  I'm afraid the judges aren't going to be able to give that one to him.
 
2020-11-25 5:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

Fiatlux: Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate


So that explains the shroom dick.
 
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