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2020-11-25 6:24:33 PM  

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


He didn't say "hereby" though, so it doesn't count.
 
2020-11-25 6:25:16 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: He'll challenge BIden to a Golf-off, done remotely via Zoom, and immediately hit the ball into a sand trap, and cut the camera.


Bunker b*tch has two meanings.
 
2020-11-25 6:28:56 PM  
The juge should have said : motherfarker, you're trying to threaten me?? To overturn an election based on nothing?

WELL GUESS WHAT YOU ORANGE PRICK, LAWSUIT DENIED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, AND SERGENT-AT-ARMS, PUT GUILIANI UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON.
 
2020-11-25 6:29:55 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: He'll challenge BIden to a Golf-off, done remotely via Zoom, and immediately hit the ball into a sand trap, and cut the camera.


I think Donald Jr is going to challenge the scrappy kids working in the ski lodge to a race down K-13.
 
2020-11-25 6:33:19 PM  

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:30 PM  

GrogSmash: Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.

Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.


He always cheats, and assumes that is the norm.

"Bryan Marsal, the chair of the 2020 U.S. Open to be played at Winged Foot, told Reilly that Trump began one game with him as a partner by warning: "You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we're going to beat those two guys today."

https://apnews.com/article/c0bf421bf0​0​c4d6b842d3d6225dc10fb
 
2020-11-25 6:35:45 PM  
Turned over?

Does he think an election is a turtle?
 
2020-11-25 6:36:10 PM  
Hillary was right. About everything. Mainly, they ARE deplorables.
 
2020-11-25 6:36:42 PM  

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


ok dude, shiat your pants again.
 
2020-11-25 6:37:01 PM  
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2020-11-25 6:40:42 PM  
EABOD.
 
2020-11-25 6:43:31 PM  
Hundreds of aphid Davids?  Ridley Scott is getting really weird
 
2020-11-25 6:44:44 PM  

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!
 
2020-11-25 6:50:11 PM  

dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.


Who the hell funnied that comment? Looking into Kislyak LED them to his campaign. FFS.

Not that the treason weasel shouldn't be spied on...
 
2020-11-25 6:50:16 PM  

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


You'll get no argument from me on that one.
 
2020-11-25 6:52:52 PM  
Not sure why he had to call in, it's not like he had anything else to do today

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2020-11-25 6:53:10 PM  

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


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"Say what now?"
 
2020-11-25 6:54:51 PM  
"I accepted victory the night of the election, and that means I got Dibs. If Biden had been smart, he would have called 'Shotgun' and we would have had to have a noogie fight, but he didn't. By playground rules, I win. And I get all the scoops. What do you say, Your Honor?"
 
2020-11-25 7:01:07 PM  

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


Oh, damn. That's too bad.
 
2020-11-25 7:01:50 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.

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Damn, that escalated fast
 
2020-11-25 7:01:54 PM  
Remember when he "claimed " 3 states? What a piece of shiat.
 
2020-11-25 7:02:12 PM  

dr_iacovone: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence


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2020-11-25 7:03:05 PM  

ukexpat: dr_iacovone: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence

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2020-11-25 7:10:30 PM  
really how hard is it to induce heart failure in a coronary basket of Big Macs

somebody's not doing their job

probably cuz Trump fired them
 
2020-11-25 7:15:38 PM  
Poor Rudy can't even afford a new suit. Geez what a bad fit he has going on
 
2020-11-25 7:16:25 PM  

Elliot8654: GrogSmash: Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.

Of course you would.

Short of stuffing the ballet boxes, Trump cheated in every quasi-legal way that his team could come up ith, and he still lost.

In hs mind, that means Biden was doing it too, only he succeeded.

He always cheats, and assumes that is the norm.

"Bryan Marsal, the chair of the 2020 U.S. Open to be played at Winged Foot, told Reilly that Trump began one game with him as a partner by warning: "You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we're going to beat those two guys today."

https://apnews.com/article/c0bf421bf00​c4d6b842d3d6225dc10fb


Sportswriter Rick Reilly On Donald Trump's Golf Cheating
Youtube LIiaFMOfbwY
 
2020-11-25 7:17:34 PM  

ukexpat: ukexpat: dr_iacovone: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence

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Inconclusive..What is this, some kind of Trump legal team-esque submission of evidence? I hereby demand more detailed photo evidence!
 
2020-11-25 7:37:15 PM  

Clutch2013: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

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"Say what now?"


She is a VERY healthy-looking, obviously smart and talented young woman. She, however, does NOT appear to have a talent liked the one being discussed by iheartscotch.
 
2020-11-25 7:40:53 PM  
When they drag him out of the White House, I want footage. Live broadcast.
 
2020-11-25 7:45:14 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: Clutch2013: iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...

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"Say what now?"

She is a VERY healthy-looking, obviously smart and talented young woman. She, however, does NOT appear to have a talent liked the one being discussed by iheartscotch.


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I beg to differ.
 
2020-11-25 7:56:10 PM  

whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.


The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.
 
2020-11-25 7:57:01 PM  

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


And all the PA state rep terms and half the PA state senate terms expire in 6 days.
 
2020-11-25 7:57:44 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.

Oh, I have no doubt at all.


Yep. They'd just take it as even more evidence of a fraudulent election.
 
2020-11-25 8:10:09 PM  

Lochsteppe: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.


It depends on how many devoted followers stay devoted.  What was it, 73% of republicans think Trump actually won?

Those people aren't going to stop believing, so if the politicians change course on him ut would alienate the base.

Which would farking fantastic. But they aren't here for standing up for the good of the nation, they're all grifters.  So they're just gonna go along with the grift.

Usually their grift is more along the lines of convincing their base that what they're cutting of taxes of the rich will totally help their voting block, but now the grift is a cult of personality that is stronger.

They'll hold onto it for dear life.
 
2020-11-25 8:14:58 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


Its that bullshiat story from Nevada that was already debunked.  Where the lady mailed in her ballot then tried to vote in person.

The part that her vote was for biden is a new twist.  But the lady refuses to officially go on record, because if she does she would be legally held liable for her words.

First it was that it was stolen, then it was her roommate did it.

The SoS even gave her the option of recasting her ballot for who she chooses.... but has refused.

So, yeah.  Refuses to file an official complaint.  Her signature WAS VERIFIED.  She has 2 different stories on how it happened.  Was given the option of recasting her ballot.
 
2020-11-25 8:15:38 PM  
I doubt Trump has any real control of the military or secret services any longer. There must be some level of strategy for a 'shiat gone sideways; event.
 
2020-11-25 8:15:44 PM  
I expect Trump will "demand" that Perdue and Loeffler publicly support non-certification of swing state Electors, thereby depriving both Biden and Trump of 270.

"If they won't promise do it, they they don't deserve to be Senators. You can't vote for them if they won't do what's right! They must commit to overturning the election!"

That race will be so tight that even if only 2% decide Republicans need to be punished for insufficient fealty to Trump, they will just not vote and thus hand the win to Democrats. I expect it'd be quite a lot more than 2% because these Trumpnut biatches be crazy.
 
2020-11-25 8:16:11 PM  
Just saying things do not make them true, you stupid loser.
 
2020-11-25 8:19:07 PM  

hotrod2001: Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.


Yeah, if this shiat was going on in a "3rd world" country the state department would be releasing statements on the legitimacy of the election and the UN would be sending in investigators.
 
2020-11-25 8:19:15 PM  
It's like the grade school kid who runs up to a group of other kids with his hands cupped in front of him, excitedly claiming he just caught a fairy.  The group of kids ask him to show them and he adamantly refuses with one excuse after another. Eventually the kids lose interest in this 'game' and when all of them leave does the kids open his hands to reveal a wet dog turd sliding greasily onto the tops of his new shoes.
 
2020-11-25 8:21:52 PM  
 
2020-11-25 8:23:06 PM  

Target Builder: whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.

The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.


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What?

Why?

I DON'T GET IT
 
2020-11-25 8:30:41 PM  

whosits_112: Target Builder: whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.

The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.

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What?

Why?

I DON'T GET IT


To be petty assholes just like their orange god.
 
2020-11-25 8:37:58 PM  

physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.


Not big on reading for detail, huh?
 
2020-11-25 8:39:25 PM  

WrongTrousers: physt: WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.

Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.

Not big on reading for detail, huh?


Or is WR that dumb?
 
2020-11-25 8:46:40 PM  

mstang1988: Who watched this play?  Does anybody know what the heck Rudy was talking about with 600K votes all coming in at once and only 3200 of them being Donny boy?  I presume there is big false hood but what's the real data/story behind it?


One dostrict reported for Michigan or Wisconsin.  A major district.  He is blowing the numbers way out.  But they reported so the numbers changed.  They don't all report at once.  And when you have a fairly large district it is bound to drastically change numbers when they report.

Or

The Michigan report that was just a clerical error that was fixed in literal moments.
 
2020-11-25 8:50:35 PM  

whosits_112: Target Builder: whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.

The PA Governor already pointed out to them that as the PA legislature term ends on November 30 that their own lawsuit seeking to put a hold on the election would result in them not being in office any more in a few days time.

They apparently went ahead with it anyway.

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What?

Why?

I DON'T GET IT


Falling on their sword for their king?
 
2020-11-25 8:55:27 PM  

Omnivorous: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

There is precedent: it's how the Trump Organization from having Donald's father, Fred, sow disorganization in the heights of his Alzheimer's disease.  From Vanity Fair:
"
There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer's disease advanced in the 1990s. "To retire is to expire!" Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.'s disease worsened--he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties--the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred's desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. "Fred pretended to work," the family friend said. "


Really, the world owes a huge debt of gratitude to Giuliani, Powell, Ellis, the apparent panders in the White House staff and various media organizations, the RNC, the GOP, Lindsay Graham, the Proud Boys, III %ers et al for keeping up the impossible delusion that Trump is still president.

Without them who the fark knows what that syphilitic deranged mad farkwit would do?

Never before in history have so many owed so bigly to so few. I mean if you really think about it.

We'll meet again
 
2020-11-25 9:06:17 PM  
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

So, play side two of the LP, then?
 
2020-11-25 9:13:00 PM  
If you think this has been bad, just imagine if the election had been close.
 
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