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2020-11-25 5:39:11 PM  
Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.
 
2020-11-25 5:39:39 PM  

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


No, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year
 
2020-11-25 5:40:14 PM  
Who watched this play?  Does anybody know what the heck Rudy was talking about with 600K votes all coming in at once and only 3200 of them being Donny boy?  I presume there is big false hood but what's the real data/story behind it?
 
2020-11-25 5:41:04 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


You are just not listening to the evidence properly.
 
2020-11-25 5:42:02 PM  

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


that shiat got stopped yo, pending
https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/​1​331684977709223938
 
2020-11-25 5:42:42 PM  
DarkDawgNo, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year

He'll be running but won't declare: that would block all of the sweet grift from right-wing networks paying Trump $25M per year (or more) to be a "commentator".
 
2020-11-25 5:43:13 PM  

dodecahedron: Nobody spied on his campaign, either.


Which makes his statement that "they got caught exactly like they got caught spying on my campaign" true. Just not in the way he wants it to be true.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:33 PM  

agent00pi: cameroncrazy1984: Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.

Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?

Fake news. The story didn't involve a big strong man who'd never cried before running up to him with tears in his eyes and calling him sir.


Was he the Marine that punched his athiest college professor in the face?
 
2020-11-25 5:43:46 PM  

Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.


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2020-11-25 5:43:53 PM  

Aussie_As: Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?


They'll claim it's on Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:12 PM  

Free Radical: The evidence is pouring in!


"We have EVERTHING!"
"The evidence is pouring in!"

Which is it? Oh right, they're lying.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:14 PM  
He'll challenge BIden to a Golf-off, done remotely via Zoom, and immediately hit the ball into a sand trap, and cut the camera.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:17 PM  
I watched a bit of it. It was no "hearing." More like a vain attempt at a show trial with a pre-ordained verdict.
Putin would approve. Himmler too.
 
2020-11-25 5:45:47 PM  

Aussie_As: Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?


They just need to find the right judge.  In trump's mafioso world you buy/threaten a judge and get your case in front of that judge.
 
2020-11-25 5:45:53 PM  
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2020-11-25 5:45:55 PM  
i know we are all numb to his mad ranting.. but holy crap this is a sitting US President saying these things. its a disgrace. and scary.
 
2020-11-25 5:46:38 PM  

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.
 
2020-11-25 5:46:49 PM  

mstang1988: Who watched this play?  Does anybody know what the heck Rudy was talking about with 600K votes all coming in at once and only 3200 of them being Donny boy?  I presume there is big false hood but what's the real data/story behind it?


Didn't watch but I can answer that: There is none.
 
2020-11-25 5:47:31 PM  

wejash: whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?

Because calling it a "theatrical production" would probably have meant they have to pay union wages.


Its more like a Show Trial, like they had in The Dark Knight Rises to convict those rich people to walk on the ice.

Everyone in that room was jerking themselves off thinking about how this is what it was going to be like when trump is declared winner and they could finally go after the Deep State criminals around them.
 
2020-11-25 5:47:45 PM  
The worst part is the people clapping and cheering.  Again it's worse that there are followers of this fool
 
2020-11-25 5:47:47 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: It's Gettysburg. That's where Lincoln made his Gettysburg dress because he thought biatches were looking basic.


I have you farkied as "Central PA has Jesus Labs" and now I understand why.
 
2020-11-25 5:47:57 PM  
Next he'll claim all court rulings on the election are invalid because they flew admirality flags or some sh*t like that

Personally I'm enjoying watching his complete mental unraveling in public knowing Biden will be leading us in less than two months
 
2020-11-25 5:50:41 PM  
...and then out of nowhere, ghosts of Union soldiers formed a circle around them, joined by Confederate soldiers... saying "this is not what we died for"...
 
2020-11-25 5:51:52 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Muta: Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!

No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.

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Because I am evil.

Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams both have boobs, butts and a twats just like Rosanne Barr and Rosy O'Donnell do.  You'll hardly know the difference.
 
2020-11-25 5:54:06 PM  

whosits_112: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

They are probably too stupid to realize that, or think that no one will call them out on it.


Lt. Gov Fetterman is all over it.
 
2020-11-25 5:57:33 PM  
This was classic Trump.  An unnamed person appearing on an unnamed TV show. So you know this never happened.  Evidence is poring in yet none has yet to be produced. And so on. I'm so glad Trump had nothing better to do today. Except for pardoning Flynn, of course.
 
2020-11-25 5:57:34 PM  

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


Because they made sounds.
 
2020-11-25 5:58:01 PM  
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

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2020-11-25 5:59:19 PM  

WithinReason: trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.


Shut up, moron.

Trump is pardoning people who can implicate him. F*ck you with your both sides bad act, you traitorous shill.

Either show your proof or slink away.
 
2020-11-25 5:59:53 PM  

Benalto: Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.

that shiat got stopped yo, pending
https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/1​331684977709223938


They shouldn't have appealed it.  Let's see what PA voters think about having no state legislature.
 
2020-11-25 5:59:55 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!


Almost - he also has to have Rudy dress as Martha Washington and join him in the walk.
 
2020-11-25 6:00:37 PM  
What the fark is wrong with him? That we are four years into this, almost done with the craziest year in a lifetime and we still haven't reached peak weirdness, is amazing or a data point that this is all a malfunctioning simulation.

So I'm going for it. Please, omnipotent supreme engineer,  running this joke of a reality,  grant my wish...give this guy a stroke, live on TV.  He needs to shiat his pants and I'm talking the runs, then pretty please,  let him  choke on his own tongue. Live.  Cause I think there is an audience for this.
Bonus round, have his kids and son in law eaten alive by a rabid pack of miniature poodles.

Then maybe Crl + alt + delete

Thanks

WKEDT
 
2020-11-25 6:01:38 PM  
Whoever taught Dumpy the word "affidavits" needs to be shot.
 
2020-11-25 6:02:28 PM  

quo vadimus: Whoever taught Dumpy the word "affidavits" needs to be shot.


Someone should ask him on live tv "please define affidavit, Mr. President"
 
2020-11-25 6:05:43 PM  

WithinReason: ...exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.


Either you're a long game satire troll who's been saying stupid shiat for years just for giggles, or you're a blithering idiot, if you think Obama was "voted out" in 2016.

If it's the first thing, I gotta hand it to you, I've never seen you break character.
 
2020-11-25 6:06:10 PM  
The best part of the video is the room full of living bobble-heads watching.
 
2020-11-25 6:09:06 PM  

realmolo: You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.


I believed he would do all that, I just didn't believe the Republicans would follow behind agreeing with him. I had thought they would have been happy to get rid of him and done their best to ease him down to Mar Lago to keep him there.

I was worried about the military siding with any real attempt he would make at staying in power but the mail in ballots are showing they are tired of him too which is a huge relief.
 
2020-11-25 6:09:24 PM  

DarkDawg: No, once the ec votes and its clear trump loses that, Trump will leave the white house at christmas, and not come back. He will declare for 2024 and start campeagning. i still say he declares at 12:01pm jan 20th, but he might do it just before new year


Please... he doesn't have that kind of patience! His "inner-circle" yes-men are probably doing everything they can to prevent him from announcing his candidacy and campaigning for 2024 right now!
 
2020-11-25 6:09:44 PM  
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2020-11-25 6:10:35 PM  
That audio loops almost perfectly.  I was halfway back through the first sentence before I even realized it had started over.  It really illustrates how he's just a hurricane of bullshiat.
 
2020-11-25 6:12:53 PM  
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

It's an election process you farking moron not a deliciois farking pastry.
 
2020-11-25 6:14:16 PM  

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


There are people making sounds that other people can hear. Duh.
 
2020-11-25 6:15:43 PM  

Boe: Cheezits, lubricants!


You just got a green farkie
 
2020-11-25 6:16:17 PM  
"We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly," Trump says.

Anyone who has taken a Civics 101 course(or even high school level) knows that the judicial has ZERO to do with the election aside from the Chief Justice delivering the oath of office.
 
2020-11-25 6:17:46 PM  

Smashed Hat: I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.


Oh, I have no doubt at all.
 
2020-11-25 6:18:35 PM  
That was outright sedition against the United States of America.  Trump, and everyone in that room, should be tried for attempting to overthrow the government of the United States.

fark the GOP.  They are traitors.
 
2020-11-25 6:20:35 PM  

Clutch2013: Here's the sad part: that's not the dumbest thing to happen to the PA GOP today.

They found a judge to finally go with their bullsh*t, and stop the state certification based on their BS election fraud charges.

Emphasis: State.  Not Federal.

The dumbasses halted the certification of down-ballot races only.  Presidential race?  Free and clear, and already certified.  So until a higher court tells the lower court to get f*cked (as is expected), PA can't certify it's own General Assembly.


Christ.
 
2020-11-25 6:20:38 PM  
One..two..three..four..I hereby declare a thumb war!
 
2020-11-25 6:22:33 PM  
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This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot.  This election was rigged ... we won all of these swing states by a lot.  Why wouldn't they overturn the election? We have to turn the election over ... all we have to do is have some judge listen to it properly...

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2020-11-25 6:23:33 PM  
Maybe he thought he was calling into Fox & Friends...
 
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