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2020-11-25 4:10:26 PM  
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2020-11-25 4:11:18 PM  
They applauded when he thanked Rudy for all his hard work... so Trump wins!
 
2020-11-25 4:14:22 PM  
JFC
 
2020-11-25 4:18:20 PM  
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.
 
2020-11-25 4:22:31 PM  

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


How many Republicans will detach from his rump at that point, and how many will just shake their heads sadly and say "Well, the President has spoken, folks. Nothing we can do about it."

0 and all are my guesses.
 
2020-11-25 4:23:07 PM  

LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.


He already has declared himself the winner.
 
2020-11-25 4:52:13 PM  
Nobody spied on his campaign, either.
 
2020-11-25 5:02:10 PM  
Sorry Donald, it's not official unless you personally dress up in a George Washington wig with full costume, and then walk across Times Square on 8' stilts...  It's right there in the Constitution!

Beg moar!
 
2020-11-25 5:18:36 PM  
So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.
 
2020-11-25 5:19:50 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.


Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?
 
2020-11-25 5:22:00 PM  
And then they started chanting his name. Criminy.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Carter Pewterschmidt: So he tells a story of a woman who was told she'd already voted, and voted "for Biden". How would they know that? Isn't who you voted for kept secret? Having already voted would be a matter of record at the polling station. Who you voted for would not.

Plus, of course, he sounds even more deranged than usual.

Look, do you expect him to tell a coherent story in 2020?


Fake news. The story didn't involve a big strong man who'd never cried before running up to him with tears in his eyes and calling him sir.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:51 PM  
"listen to it properly"?

Could he be any more of a third rate mobster wannabe?
 
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2020-11-25 5:23:07 PM  

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


But did he "hereby" declare?

Cheezits, lubricants!
 
2020-11-25 5:23:33 PM  

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


But he didn't Hereby Declare, and that matters! Because....Thomas Paine said...James Madison....SHUT UP! Oh say can you seee...
 
2020-11-25 5:24:06 PM  
I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:32 PM  
I've got the feeling that even if Biden had won by 400 electoral votes and 10 million in the popular vote, we'd still be going through the exact same thing right now.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:40 PM  
American conservatives have no dignity. Whine and cry is they have
 
2020-11-25 5:24:43 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.


Invalid. No "hereby".
 
2020-11-25 5:24:59 PM  
Is that all it takes? Damn, Al Gore didn't have to lose in 2000.
 
2020-11-25 5:25:15 PM  
The evidence is pouring in!
 
2020-11-25 5:25:19 PM  
trump is just doing exactly what President Obama was doing after he was voted out in 2016.
 
2020-11-25 5:26:09 PM  
Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?
 
2020-11-25 5:26:52 PM  
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-11-25 5:27:24 PM  
Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.
 
2020-11-25 5:27:56 PM  

Fiatlux: Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate


So that explains the shroom dick.
 
2020-11-25 5:28:18 PM  
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2020-11-25 5:28:19 PM  

qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".


DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!
 
2020-11-25 5:29:43 PM  

theToadMan: American conservatives have no dignity. Whine and cry is they have


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2020-11-25 5:29:56 PM  
Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

There is precedent: it's how the Trump Organization from having Donald's father, Fred, sow disorganization in the heights of his Alzheimer's disease.  From Vanity Fair:
"
There is a long history in the Trump family of denying serious illness. According to a Trump family friend, Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., insisted on working even after his Alzheimer's disease advanced in the 1990s. "To retire is to expire!" Fred Sr. would say. The friend said that as Fred Sr.'s disease worsened--he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties--the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred's desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. "Fred pretended to work," the family friend said. "
 
2020-11-25 5:30:11 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:28 PM  
It's Gettysburg. That's where Lincoln made his Gettysburg dress because he thought biatches were looking basic.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:36 PM  

arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.


No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.
 
2020-11-25 5:30:59 PM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Is that all it takes? Damn, Al Gore didn't have to lose in 2000.


While nowhere near as close, Kerry didn't have to lose in 2004. Imagine if we'd been spared the second Bush the Lesser administration. We might not have had Obama, but making Dubya a one-termer like his dad would have been nice.
 
2020-11-25 5:32:04 PM  

hotrod2001: Remember when this shiat happened in places like Nicaragua, Somalia and Libya and not a global super power?  Good times.


Anywhere else and there'd be soldiers in blue helmets guarding polling stations and supervising counting.
 
2020-11-25 5:32:11 PM  

Icarus_Rising: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.


There was a tweet where he "hereby claimed, for electoral purposes", several states.

So he wins!
 
2020-11-25 5:33:17 PM  
I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...
 
2020-11-25 5:33:32 PM  

whosits_112: Why is this thing being referred to as a hearing?


Because calling it a "theatrical production" would probably have meant they have to pay union wages.
 
2020-11-25 5:33:44 PM  

Boe: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

But did he "hereby" declare?

Cheezits, lubricants!


OY!
 
2020-11-25 5:33:51 PM  

Weatherkiss: Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.


You are really determined to beat Ken Bone's record here.

^_^
 
2020-11-25 5:33:55 PM  
Trump is right in one sense. If they have all the really great evidence, then they need to be presenting that in court.

It's been a really weird legal strategy thus far. They claim to have stacks and stacks of evidence and also mathematical proof that the election could not have been as declared. But so far their legal eagles have put forward exactly none of this.

So yeah, show us what you've got. You aren't lying about having it, are you?
 
2020-11-25 5:34:34 PM  
The space alien who spied on Trump in 2016 by watching his live streamed events on the internet was not involved with the ballots in 2020.

Trump is completely full of baloney.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:15 PM  

OldRod: Icarus_Rising: arrogantbastich: LawPD: Another week or two and he'll be announcing that he "hereby declares" himself the winner of the 2020 election and has had some moron in the WH staff write up an Executive Order for him to sign.

He already has declared himself the winner.

No, he's just proclaimed. I don't think he's hereby declared yet.

There was a tweet where he "hereby claimed, for electoral purposes", several states.

So he wins!


hmm...I dunno, it has the "hereby", but a claim and a declaration are similar, but not exactly the same thing.  I'm afraid the judges aren't going to be able to give that one to him.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  
You know, I didn't *actually* think that Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House. I didn't *actually* believe he would barricade himself into the Oval Office and refuse to leave on January 20th. I didn't *actually* believe he would declare himself "President-in-exile".

Now I believe it. We're on the edge of civil war. The US military will stomp on the Trumpers that take up arms, but there's going to be scattered violence for YEARS.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:16 PM  

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Well, you did say hereby.

*bangs gavel*

Motion granted.
 
2020-11-25 5:36:59 PM  

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


OY...actually, no, I'm completely good with that, carry on.
 
2020-11-25 5:37:55 PM  
I wonder how the "liberal" media will describe this. Or if they'll bother describing it at all.

Also, this seems like a good time to say, for the nth time, stupid people should be told they're stupid and to shut the fark up.

That we've declined to do that for decades is part of the reason we're here now. Playing nice and being polite to these assholes is why they hold press conferences and shiat out lies, knowing that "polite" people won't call them lies and that the "liberal" media will help disseminate the lies because "objectivity."

And the result of that is, among other things, nearly 300,000 people dead this year SO FAR. We still have a month to go, and that shiat isn't gonna suddenly stop in January.

But hey, everyone, let's all hug the dummies and pat them on the heads and tell them their "beliefs" are just as valid as science because apparently that'll make everything better. (wanking motion)
 
2020-11-25 5:38:31 PM  

iheartscotch: I hearby declare that Emilia Clarke has da finest booty in the entire Seven Kingdoms...


Sorry, but you will need to submit some evidence
 
2020-11-25 5:38:32 PM  
This is all Biden's fault. He didn't tweet that he formally takes enough states.
 
2020-11-25 5:39:01 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: qorkfiend: Colour_out_of_Space: I declare myself the meat in a Scarlett Johansson/Amy Adams sandwich.

Invalid. No "hereby".

DAMNIT!

I HEREBY DECLARE A DO-OVER!


No do-overs have already been declared hereby-ingly.  You get to be the meat in a Rosanne Barr / Rosy O'Donnell sandwich, I hereby declare.
 
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