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2020-11-25 2:39:52 PM  
Well that sucks. Covid thanksgiving at home alone just got worse.
 
2020-11-25 2:48:24 PM  
Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?
 
2020-11-25 2:56:03 PM  
I take it Ravens found more beyond their RBs? The league has let other teams play on in worse condition.

Perhaps they're trying to demonstrate a convincing argument for extra playoff teams?
 
2020-11-25 2:56:09 PM  
And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.
 
2020-11-25 2:56:39 PM  

BlazeTrailer: I take it Ravens found more beyond their RBs? The league has let other teams play on in worse condition.

Perhaps they're trying to demonstrate a convincing argument for extra playoff teams?


Yea....at least 3 more. 2 OL and 1 DL.
 
2020-11-25 2:58:07 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.


YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.
 
2020-11-25 2:59:31 PM  

null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?


You could ask Deathbymeteor.
He is usually pretty good at that.
 
2020-11-25 3:00:26 PM  
I was really hoping for a season of no team sports oh well
 
2020-11-25 3:01:14 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.


C'mon, you know what the score is going to be already.  Opponent:  20, Detroit 0.
 
2020-11-25 3:07:27 PM  

zepillin: I was really hoping for a season of no team sports oh well


Pretty accustomed to going solo, eh?
 
2020-11-25 3:07:50 PM  
Make the Ratbirds forfeit.
 
2020-11-25 3:09:14 PM  

BlazeTrailer: zepillin: I was really hoping for a season of no team sports oh well

Pretty accustomed to going solo, eh?


Totally
 
2020-11-25 3:10:05 PM  
If I engage a companion it's almost always a female
 
2020-11-25 3:17:06 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.

C'mon, you know what the score is going to be already.  Opponent:  20, Detroit 0.


It's sad really. I loved watching Barry Sanders and John Madden's 6-legged Turkey...

It being the Houston Texans, there's a legit chance that it will finish in a 0-0 tie.
 
2020-11-25 3:20:19 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.


How dare you sir! the Tussle between the Dallas Cowbody and the Football Team That Kinda Sorta Plays Near Washington DC, is an epic clash for first place in the storied NFC East Division
 
2020-11-25 3:24:22 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.


Yeah, we are not allowed to have nice things anymore.
 
2020-11-25 3:25:42 PM  
This would be a perfect time for ESPN to do a good thing and let their 30 for 30 catalog be free for viewing on Thanksgiving Day.

/They won't to a good thing
 
2020-11-25 3:42:10 PM  

Count_Crackula: This would be a perfect time for ESPN to do a good thing and let their 30 for 30 catalog be free for viewing on Thanksgiving Day.

/They won't to a good thing


They need to bring back Terry Tate.
 
2020-11-25 3:43:53 PM  
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"I learned it from you, coach!  I learned it from watching you!!"
 
2020-11-25 3:47:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.

C'mon, you know what the score is going to be already.  Opponent:  20, Detroit 0.

It's sad really. I loved watching Barry Sanders and John Madden's 6-legged Turkey...

It being the Houston Texans, there's a legit chance that it will finish in a 0-0 tie.


Sanders' just needed a couple guys up front who could reliably make holes for him.  He was a phenomenal RB.  I wish the 'Phins had him in his prime.
 
2020-11-25 3:49:55 PM  

null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?


Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.
 
2020-11-25 3:51:04 PM  

jayphat: null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?

Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.


Fark that noise, PNC park is right there and a national treasure.
 
2020-11-25 4:12:34 PM  
The NFL really likes screwing over the Steelers. That's twice the NFL have had to delay a Steelers  due to their opponents catching Covid.
 
2020-11-25 4:16:55 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: jayphat: null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?

Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.

Fark that noise, PNC park is right there and a national treasure.


The Pirates though...
 
2020-11-25 4:23:33 PM  
Well, since it's just my immediate family for Thanksgiving I don't have anyone to ignore or hide from.
 
2020-11-25 5:03:08 PM  

jayphat: null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?

Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.


http://down2earth.eu/impact_calculato​r​/planet.html?lang=en-US
 
2020-11-25 5:04:03 PM  

greentea1985: The NFL really likes screwing over the Steelers. That's twice the NFL have had to delay a Steelers  due to their opponents catching Covid.


The undefeated team is soooooo screwed over waaaaahhhhhhh!

Shaddup before I smack you with my helmet.
 
2020-11-25 5:06:47 PM  
At least we have the other two games.

Nothing says "Clash of the Titans" like two 3-7 teams fighting for mediocrity.
 
2020-11-25 5:08:45 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.

C'mon, you know what the score is going to be already.  Opponent:  20, Detroit 0.


Detroit is good at leading by 21 in the 4th Q and then losing by 14.
 
2020-11-25 5:08:45 PM  
Sheesh... we should be happy that there's a football season at all.  And the teams should be happy they're making some money.  Because the alternative is zero on both fronts.
 
2020-11-25 5:11:42 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Hillbilly Jim: jayphat: null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?

Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.

Fark that noise, PNC park is right there and a national treasure.

The Pirates though...


They stink on dry ice but it's still a great place to spend an afternoon.
 
2020-11-25 5:16:44 PM  
Fire Tomlin!
 
2020-11-25 5:28:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.


As long as we keep the lions in the basement where they belong.
 
2020-11-25 5:28:26 PM  
Can 2020 just be over already?

I've had enough.
 
2020-11-25 5:40:08 PM  

Erebus1954: Can 2020 just be over already?

I've had enough.


That's what we've said every year for the past several years, and every year it gets worse.
 
2020-11-25 6:23:46 PM  
What's the over/under on Sunday?  I'll take Covid for the postponement.

Lucky to play at all.
 
2020-11-25 6:24:09 PM  

null: jayphat: null: Goddamn it, now I have to reschedule the meteor strike on the stadium!  You know how hard it is to steer those things?

Of what size would an asteroid have to be to hit the stadium, and only destroy the stadium and possibly damage some nearby structures? Show your math.

http://down2earth.eu/impact_calculator​/planet.html?lang=en-US


So, terminal velocity at 100M object, made of porous rock or ice at a degree > 60°. Good info.
 
2020-11-26 12:30:44 AM  

bluorangefyre: Make the Ratbirds forfeit.


No shiat, this is the second time a team has farked the Steelers. Regardless of whether or not it was the first time that team violated protocols, if another team has already had their schedule altered once, the second time anyone does it, there should be a forfeit.
 
2020-11-26 1:07:46 AM  

uutan: What's the over/under on Sunday?  I'll take Covid for the postponement.

Lucky to play at all.


Well, if they push it back; it will have to be to a Week 18. Baltimore hosts Dallas next Thursday
 
2020-11-26 6:30:07 AM  

desertgeek: uutan: What's the over/under on Sunday?  I'll take Covid for the postponement.

Lucky to play at all.

Well, if they push it back; it will have to be to a Week 18. Baltimore hosts Dallas next Thursday


I'm still stuck on the whole "why TF did the league schedule TWO teams two consecutive Thursdays?

\then again, my teams about to go play both LA teams in LA back to back...and then go to Miami....
\\what I'm saying is, the schedule was on crack before it caught Covid....
 
2020-11-26 8:11:20 AM  

null: greentea1985: The NFL really likes screwing over the Steelers. That's twice the NFL have had to delay a Steelers  due to their opponents catching Covid.

The undefeated team is soooooo screwed over waaaaahhhhhhh!

Shaddup before I smack you with my helmet.


I had someone genuinely argue last night that the league hates the Steelers.  It took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing long enough to reply with the picture of Big Ben's "touchdown" against the Seahawks.
 
2020-11-26 9:11:57 AM  
Ah yes.  Remember, the Steelers are always the victims.
 
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2020-11-26 10:56:25 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Dr Jack Badofsky: And that was the only game worth watching on T-Day.

YOU SHUT YOU'RE WHORE MOUTH WHEN THE LIONS ARE PLAYING ON TURKEY DAY!

/Because I want to hear the sound of their fans crying into their stuffing.


We laugh, we don't cry. We're used to this shiat.
 
2020-11-26 11:26:51 AM  
Nbc gets to have a great game at 1p Sun... sure fox and cbs are big fans of that.

/guess everything is "what it is" this year
 
2020-11-26 2:39:11 PM  

greentea1985: The NFL really likes screwing over the Steelers. That's twice the NFL have had to delay a Steelers  due to their opponents catching Covid.


Maybe these extra/extended bye weeks has helped them?

The Air Force and Colorado State game has been canceled for today and won't be rescheduled.
 
2020-11-26 6:16:04 PM  
Just more proof "Omar" Tomlin must be fired today.  AmIrite?
 
2020-11-26 11:08:12 PM  
And now Jackson has the 'rona. Fark.
 
2020-11-27 1:27:44 AM  

Erebus1954: And now Jackson has the 'rona. Fark.


They think they found the cause of the outbreak...

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/stat​u​s/1331736798515634184
 
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