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2020-11-25 1:21:58 PM  
My ring doorbell isn't working either. F*ckin' Amazon.
 
2020-11-25 1:23:18 PM  
So there's a job opening at Amazon, then?
 
2020-11-25 1:23:47 PM  
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2020-11-25 1:24:46 PM  

Bootleg: So there's a job opening at Amazon, then?


It's Amazon. Even if everyone knocks it out of the park with perfect performance, 5% of them are still getting fired.

This just makes it a little easier for the manager so s/he doesn't have to say "Left pubes on urinal" or some other justification.
 
2020-11-25 1:26:28 PM  
Is that why my lunch order won't go through on the Sonic app?

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2020-11-25 1:28:19 PM  
"Blue Sky Of Death?"

Oh, sorry, that's Microsoft, not AWS.  My bad.

https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/com​m​ents/k0ty9k/aws_issue_in_useast1/
 
2020-11-25 1:30:07 PM  
today is the day i learned that Autodesk uses AWS for its subscription based products
 
2020-11-25 1:40:23 PM  
Just put a frogdamn PS5 in my shopping cart already!
 
2020-11-25 2:49:38 PM  
did they try turning it off, then turning it back on?
 
2020-11-25 2:51:49 PM  
Funny, my Amazon pages still load just fine. Meetup, not so much.
 
2020-11-25 2:52:10 PM  
Maaaan, this shiat sucks. S.O. does Shipt order when she's not working as a teacher for extra cash. She had just completed 3 orders at the same store, taking over 2 hours, and because of the outage, couldn't check out.

/eggs in 1 basket and all that
 
2020-11-25 2:52:35 PM  
And this is why my sales for today tanked.
 
2020-11-25 2:52:45 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:59:39 PM  
According to my console, about a dozen services in US-East-1 have issues.  But half of them are CloudWatch and IoT, which are hardly mission-critical for the vast majority of users.
 
2020-11-25 3:08:16 PM  

FrancoFile: According to my console, about a dozen services in US-East-1 have issues.  But half of them are CloudWatch and IoT, which are hardly mission-critical for the vast majority of users.


Mostly agree.

But with millions of Ring users headed out for the holiday, homes unprotected by their precious cameras, thanks to both their reliance on a single source of service and Amazon's inability to do whatever the needful is to get this back up and running means Back to the Future Pt. ll dystopia for McMansion America.
 
2020-11-25 4:56:51 PM  
Chewy was down all morning, trying to update my autoship for NEW, MORE EXPENSIVE, PRESCRIPTION cat food.

I love the little (22 pounds) whining machine.....

/another $150 vet bill
//on the dog's birthday
///got nothin' else
 
2020-11-25 6:09:13 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Bootleg: So there's a job opening at Amazon, then?

It's Amazon. Even if everyone knocks it out of the park with perfect performance, 5% of them are still getting fired.

This just makes it a little easier for the manager so s/he doesn't have to say "Left pubes on urinal" or some other justification.


yeah, you don't want to work for Amazon. I did two tours there, slow learner. But It sure is fun to listen in on the sev 1 calls when your team isn't the target.
 
2020-11-25 6:40:47 PM  
Damn,

I just ordered a case of patch kits for my inflatable girlfriends of off Amazon Prime.
 
2020-11-25 7:48:21 PM  
Needle junk like typing detected.
 
2020-11-25 7:50:57 PM  
Strong Bad Email #45 - Techno
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2020-11-25 7:53:33 PM  
Just got two Amazon deliveries.  The guy said his routing looked like it was chronological order based on arrival in the warehouse.  He dropped off my package, went back to his van, got back out and delivered my wife's package!
 
2020-11-25 8:13:56 PM  
Well, I guess now I know where the "Pokemon Trainers Club" is hosted.   Sorry kids.
 
2020-11-25 8:19:17 PM  

Kinan: Needle junk like typing detected.


Sure, but a prick is still a prick.
 
2020-11-25 11:12:55 PM  
Doo-doot da doo doo! Doo-doot da doo doo!
 
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