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(Vanity Fair)   Ivanka Trump is trying to wash the stink off as she leaves the White House   (vanityfair.com) divider line
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5863 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Nov 2020 at 2:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-25 1:09:58 PM  
You can't wash off the stink, if the stink is you.
 
2020-11-25 1:12:34 PM  

Lambskincoat: You can't wash off the stink, if the stink is you.


Yup, when you're made of stink, that's all there is.
 
2020-11-25 1:19:39 PM  
Ivanka is looking at some serious criminal fraud charges as it stands.

I wonder if they will go back to NY? I'd be surprised if they didn't have eggs and tomatoes thrown at them if they do. New Yorker's despise the Trumps now more than ever.

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2020-11-25 1:25:07 PM  

nyseattitude: Ivanka is looking at some serious criminal fraud charges as it stands.

I wonder if they will go back to NY? I'd be surprised if they didn't have eggs and tomatoes thrown at them if they do. New Yorker's despise the Trumps now more than ever.


When even the MUPPETS hate you.....
 
2020-11-25 1:26:12 PM  
Staten island and Long island beckons princess purses
 
2020-11-25 1:37:29 PM  

nyseattitude: Ivanka is looking at some serious criminal fraud charges as it stands.

I wonder if they will go back to NY? I'd be surprised if they didn't have eggs and tomatoes thrown at them if they do. New Yorker's despise the Trumps now more than ever.

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If she walks into any restaurant I'm in, I'm throwing all my food and tasty beverages at her.
 
2020-11-25 1:38:16 PM  
Damaged goods
 
2020-11-25 1:53:39 PM  
She can go to Hell.

Daddy's Little Dividend should be in jail along with the rest of the First Family of Crime.
 
2020-11-25 1:53:42 PM  
She is just like daddy but in a surgically enhanced package and a filter on what she says.  In essence, she is more dangerous than Trump.

/posted this before
 
2020-11-25 2:07:34 PM  
Remember folks, Ivanka had to leave Panama, because Panama thought the shiat she was doing was too crazy for Panama.

For farking Panama.

The airport in Panama city is hilarious.  The sheetrock is not painted but yet they have Rolex, Armani, Jimmy Chu, and whatever other wealthy person stores all over the place.
 
2020-11-25 2:25:57 PM  
She don't have "stink".  She have "stank".  And it ain't coming off.
 
2020-11-25 2:52:52 PM  
Sorry, doll, it's the only way:
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2020-11-25 2:52:53 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:53:33 PM  

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Love the bib. lol
 
2020-11-25 2:54:47 PM  
She is a sentient turd.

No matter how hard you polish.
She cannot be shined.

No matter how thin you slice.
A piece of shiat still stinks.

/ All of the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand...
 
2020-11-25 2:55:35 PM  

vrax: my_little_scullion: [Fark user image 680x383]

Love the bib. lol


LMAO....just saw that.  Well done
 
2020-11-25 2:56:09 PM  

BizarreMan: Lambskincoat: You can't wash off the stink, if the stink is you.

Yup, when you're made of stink, that's all there is.


Sweeping a dirt floor.
 
2020-11-25 2:56:53 PM  

my_little_scullion: [Fark user image image 680x383]


Half-Scoop does not look nearly as sky-high on cocaine as he should, IMO.
 
2020-11-25 2:57:04 PM  
The stink is coming from inside the blouse!
 
2020-11-25 2:57:05 PM  
Okay, Ivanka.  Learn from Monica and Bill.  Don't bother trying to get the stain out and just burn the dress.  Yes, it's the president's stink, but you're the one that's going to get ripped apart by the press if word gets out.


Wait, shiat, did I misread the situation?
 
2020-11-25 2:57:16 PM  
Manhattan ain't MAGA country you worthless POS.

Please leave the country.

Signed - The 80,000,000 people that voted your dad out.
 
2020-11-25 2:57:32 PM  
Too late honey. You'll never be welcomed back into the NYC social scene.
They are moving to New Jersey. To live at his golf club. Cause it's free.
But I'm sure the New Jersey social scene is just as nice as the NYC one right? LOL

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/24/us​/​politics/ivanka-jared.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti​c​le-8984401/Javanaka-planning-swift-exi​t-cottage-Trumps-Bedminster-golf-cours​e-presidency-ends.html
 
2020-11-25 2:58:27 PM  
"The first daughter appears concerned about how her reentry into society is going to go come January."

This is something all Trump voters should be worrying about.
 
2020-11-25 3:00:14 PM  
Changed her clothes and used mouthwash?  Daddy's love is like the stink hand... it'll take time to dissipate.
 
2020-11-25 3:00:27 PM  
Oh no!

Anyway...
 
2020-11-25 3:01:04 PM  
Has she tried to Science it out ?

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2020-11-25 3:01:12 PM  
...an ignominious end as a warning to others. Alone in a penthouse, pissing in bottles, drunk, depressed, hooked on meth and sundry pharmaceuticals, occasionally releasing a hardcore sex tape in the ever collapsing hope of rekindling a modicum of public interest.


And that's just Jared.

Ivanka deserves even worse.

/ She knew.
// She knew better.
/// She was complicit anyway.
//// She made a terrible mistake.
 
2020-11-25 3:01:16 PM  
"as she tries to re-enter society"

Oh, fark off with that ridiculous New-York-centric classism.

"Re-entering society" refers to getting out of prison, not moving back to Manhattan.
 
2020-11-25 3:01:17 PM  
Welcome to the rest of your life.
 
2020-11-25 3:01:39 PM  
Ivanka would need to get a new face installed by a plastic surgeon and a new name.
 
2020-11-25 3:03:06 PM  

Lambskincoat: nyseattitude: Ivanka is looking at some serious criminal fraud charges as it stands.

I wonder if they will go back to NY? I'd be surprised if they didn't have eggs and tomatoes thrown at them if they do. New Yorker's despise the Trumps now more than ever.

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If she walks into any restaurant I'm in, I'm throwing all my food and tasty beverages at her.


not the beverages!!!!  .... that is too much...unless they are non-alcoholic {yuck!}
 
2020-11-25 3:03:12 PM  

phrawgh: ...an ignominious end as a warning to others. Alone in a penthouse, pissing in bottles, drunk, depressed, hooked on meth and sundry pharmaceuticals, occasionally releasing a hardcore sex tape in the ever collapsing hope of rekindling a modicum of public interest.


And that's just Jared.

Ivanka deserves even worse.

/ She knew.
// She knew better.
/// She was complicit anyway.
//// She made a terrible mistake.


Sounds like Saturday night 'cept the penthouse part.
 
2020-11-25 3:03:21 PM  
If think there should be a standing policy that whatever establishment any Trump walks into, everyone should hiss as they stand up and collectively tell the proprietor that either the Trump goes, or they all go.
 
2020-11-25 3:03:35 PM  
She won't be the only toady of the Orange Loser who going to act like they haven't had their reputation permanently disfigured by their association with the Orange Loser.
 
2020-11-25 3:05:13 PM  
Perhaps a garbage scow off the coast of NJ will have them...
 
2020-11-25 3:05:43 PM  
Distancing yourself from your disgusting father would have been an excellent idea five years ago, Ivanka.

Now? Your father has spent that time burning your inheritance to the ground, taking your fashion label with it.

Consider yourself lucky to still have access to Jared's family money. The best-case scenario for your brothers is a one-way trip to genteel poverty---assuming they don't actually go to prison.
 
2020-11-25 3:06:17 PM  
Ivanka, you're hereby preemptively banned from the remedial drawing class I teach for unsavory exPresidents and mental patients.

George W Bush, you're still welcome to enroll.
 
2020-11-25 3:06:25 PM  

Walker: Too late honey. You'll never be welcomed back into the NYC social scene.
They are moving to New Jersey. To live at his golf club. Cause it's free.
But I'm sure the New Jersey social scene is just as nice as the NYC one right? LOL

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/24/us/​politics/ivanka-jared.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic​le-8984401/Javanaka-planning-swift-exi​t-cottage-Trumps-Bedminster-golf-cours​e-presidency-ends.html


I'm sure she'll get invites to places like Paramus and Parsippany-Troy Hills.  Princeton and Upper Montclair?   In her dreams.
 
2020-11-25 3:06:25 PM  
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2020-11-25 3:07:06 PM  
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2020-11-25 3:07:10 PM  
F**k her, f**k her husband, f**k that entire trash family, just all of them should die a horrible death already. F**K them.
 
2020-11-25 3:09:10 PM  
I don't mind. Trying to scrub the stink of her, if you know what I mean. And i think you do.
 
2020-11-25 3:09:33 PM  

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Mark Hamill is a national treasure...
 
2020-11-25 3:10:29 PM  
"The first daughter appears concerned about how her reentry into society is going to go come January."Might I suggest: from orbit?
 
2020-11-25 3:10:33 PM  
All those face-lifts have cut off the oxygen going to the brain
 
2020-11-25 3:11:36 PM  

AnEasyTarget: I don't mind. Trying to scrub the stink of her, if you know what I mean. And i think you do.


Pony girl videos!
 
2020-11-25 3:12:27 PM  
I hope she and Jered relocate to Jacksonville, Florida. They can spend the rest of their lives being worshiped by people who make their skin crawl.
 
2020-11-25 3:14:40 PM  
Love, if you were to succeed in washing off the stink, you'd never know, because you'd have been dissolved in cleaning solution.
 
2020-11-25 3:14:52 PM  
Perhaps she could take the 500 children door to door through Honduras and Guatemala to try to reunite them with their parents.

For starters...
 
2020-11-25 3:15:48 PM  

theflatline: Remember folks, Ivanka had to leave Panama, because Panama thought the shiat she was doing was too crazy for Panama.

For farking Panama.

The airport in Panama city is hilarious.  The sheetrock is not painted but yet they have Rolex, Armani, Jimmy Chu, and whatever other wealthy person stores all over the place.


And those Panama Papers are gonna come back to haunt both her and Daddy Dearest soon..
 
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