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2020-11-25 12:45:12 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:47:53 PM  
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"

-Abraham Lincoln
 
2020-11-25 12:49:24 PM  
That really doesn't sound like something Teddy would have said. "Don't make me come over there and shove my foot up your ass" isn't either, but it'd be closer.
 
2020-11-25 12:52:59 PM  
Basically she just lied to conservatives, to prove that conservatives get angry at being lied to, and then they don't get angry. Is this some kind of performance art?
 
2020-11-25 12:55:03 PM  
Has she been banished from parler yet?
 
2020-11-25 12:55:51 PM  

sithon: Basically she just lied to conservatives, to prove that conservatives get angry at being lied to, and then they don't get angry. Is this some kind of performance art?


As a matter of fact it made Liberals angry. So her whole premise is turned on it's head. It is kind of unintentional art.
 
2020-11-25 12:57:49 PM  
No, Teddy Roosevelt did not say that, nor did this Teddy Roosevelt:

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2020-11-25 1:04:02 PM  
Thank you, stupid.
 
2020-11-25 1:10:13 PM  
 
2020-11-25 1:11:38 PM  
Also, from the replies:
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2020-11-25 1:18:29 PM  

Ginnungagap42: Teddy Roosevelt was a Progressive.


See also:

The Square Deal was President Theodore Roosevelt's domestic program, which reflected his three major goals: conservation of natural resources, control of corporations, and consumer protection.[1]
These three demands are often referred to as the "three Cs" of Roosevelt's Square Deal. Thus, it aimed at helping middle class citizens and involved attacking plutocracy and bad trusts while at the same time protecting business from the most extreme demands of organized labor. He explained in 1901-1909:
When I say that I am for the square deal, I mean not merely that I stand for fair play under the present rules of the game, but that I stand for having those rules changed so as to work for a more substantial equality of opportunity and of reward for equally good service.[2]
A progressive Republican, Roosevelt believed in government action to mitigate social evils, and as president he in 1908 denounced "the representatives of predatory wealth" as guilty of "all forms of iniquity from the oppression of wage workers to unfair and unwholesome methods of crushing competition, and to defrauding the public by stock-jobbing and the manipulation of securities."[3]
During his second term, Roosevelt tried to extend his Square Deal further, but was blocked by conservative Republicans in Congress.
 
2020-11-25 1:19:21 PM  
Well, she's definitely a natural blonde.
 
2020-11-25 1:33:36 PM  
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/Evergreen
 
2020-11-25 1:34:23 PM  
Something tells me she's not a very good constitutional law attorney.
 
2020-11-25 1:38:35 PM  
"Biatch, I ain't payin' no child support."

-Genghis Khan
 
2020-11-25 1:53:30 PM  
"Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!"

-Jesus Christ
 
2020-11-25 2:27:04 PM  
"If you're looking for traction, this is the condom for you. Contempo Rough Rider condoms features row after row of studded pleasure, the Rough Rider is sure to give you more bumps for the buck. A favorite among couples everywhere. "  - Theodore Roosevelt
 
2020-11-25 2:33:21 PM  

Badmoodman: No, Teddy Roosevelt did not say that, nor did this Teddy Roosevelt:

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What's with the blue trim?
 
2020-11-25 2:34:03 PM  
He never said it, the first instance of that quote being in print was 2007, so unless he's hanging out with zombie Hugo Chavez, he didn't say it.

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2020-11-25 2:34:05 PM  
Telling lies angers conservatives?  Your acceptance of Trump forever destroys that myth.
 
2020-11-25 2:34:05 PM  
GOP:  Who cares if Trump lied tens of thousands of times?  It angers liberals!

Also GOP: Conservatives only deal in facts!  Libs can't handle the truth!

/fark off
 
2020-11-25 2:35:17 PM  

sithon: sithon: Basically she just lied to conservatives, to prove that conservatives get angry at being lied to, and then they don't get angry. Is this some kind of performance art?

As a matter of fact it made Liberals angry. So her whole premise is turned on it's head. It is kind of unintentional art.


I almost made a twitter account just to make this point to post about this. The irony of this whole conversation was breathtaking.
 
2020-11-25 2:35:20 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:35:55 PM  
Truthiness > Truth?

Caught in a lie she seamlessly pivots to how the truth is less important than the truthiness of an idea in a lie?

Shameless.
 
2020-11-25 2:36:03 PM  
that's a headline!
 
2020-11-25 2:36:04 PM  

HighOnCraic: Ginnungagap42: Teddy Roosevelt was a Progressive.

See also:

The Square Deal was President Theodore Roosevelt's domestic program, which reflected his three major goals: conservation of natural resources, control of corporations, and consumer protection.[1]
These three demands are often referred to as the "three Cs" of Roosevelt's Square Deal. Thus, it aimed at helping middle class citizens and involved attacking plutocracy and bad trusts while at the same time protecting business from the most extreme demands of organized labor. He explained in 1901-1909:
When I say that I am for the square deal, I mean not merely that I stand for fair play under the present rules of the game, but that I stand for having those rules changed so as to work for a more substantial equality of opportunity and of reward for equally good service.[2]
A progressive Republican, Roosevelt believed in government action to mitigate social evils, and as president he in 1908 denounced "the representatives of predatory wealth" as guilty of "all forms of iniquity from the oppression of wage workers to unfair and unwholesome methods of crushing competition, and to defrauding the public by stock-jobbing and the manipulation of securities."[3]
During his second term, Roosevelt tried to extend his Square Deal further, but was blocked by conservative Republicans in Congress.


Sounds like commie bullshiat
 
2020-11-25 2:36:13 PM  
What The Truth might look like:
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2020-11-25 2:36:25 PM  
I like all the comments making fun of her for saying the ifea is true, instead of idea

/She clearly meant IKEA
//IKEA is true
///The cake is a lie.
 
2020-11-25 2:36:31 PM  
Just because I read, heard, or THOUGHT that I had heard or read that SOMEONE said Trump had said it.... you would be cool with it if I posted as fact that Donald Trump said "I like young boys" ?
 
2020-11-25 2:36:53 PM  
Fail. Teddy Roosevelt was a progressive in his time.
 
2020-11-25 2:37:26 PM  

HighOnCraic: three major goals: conservation of natural resources, control of corporations, and consumer protection.


Sounds like a bunch of pie-in-the-sky Green New Deal hippie bullshiat. Teddy confirmed as a BernieBro.
 
2020-11-25 2:37:35 PM  
That's rich, coming from a right winger. The used car salesmen and conmen of the human race, when they bother to have a job.
 
2020-11-25 2:37:44 PM  
Jenna Ellis: "Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
Hey everybody. just because Jenna Ellis didn't actually say that doesn't mean it isn't true.
 
2020-11-25 2:37:57 PM  

sithon: sithon: Basically she just lied to conservatives, to prove that conservatives get angry at being lied to, and then they don't get angry. Is this some kind of performance art?

As a matter of fact it made Liberals angry. So her whole premise is turned on it's head. It is kind of unintentional art.


Unsure whether anger is hard eye-rolling at yet another idiot republican showing what they are.
 
2020-11-25 2:38:10 PM  
"For people asking, this quotation has been attributed to Roosevelt, but there isn't a specific record of him saying this in a speech. I posted it because the ifea itself is true, whether or not he said it! "

For fark's sake... I loathe these motherfarkers.

Hell, Teddy Roosevelt, self-aggrandizing, lying asshole that he was, would loathe these motherfarkers as well.
 
2020-11-25 2:39:47 PM  
Oh look another one of those idiots who cling to the idea that the Republican party of old is the same as the Republican party today.
 
2020-11-25 2:40:10 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:40:15 PM  

Badmoodman: No, Teddy Roosevelt did not say that, nor did this Teddy Roosevelt:

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He was too choked up to speak.
 
2020-11-25 2:40:19 PM  
Wasn't she the one who tweeted about loving micropenises just to pander to the TrumpsterDumbsters?
 
2020-11-25 2:40:29 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:40:45 PM  
These people would drive Ghandi and Dr. King to start shooting some motherf*ckers.

Teddy definitely would.
 
2020-11-25 2:40:46 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:41:30 PM  

Ginnungagap42: Also, from the replies:
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2020-11-25 2:42:05 PM  

keylock71: "For people asking, this quotation has been attributed to Roosevelt, but there isn't a specific record of him saying this in a speech. I posted it because the ifea itself is true, whether or not he said it! "

For fark's sake... I loathe these motherfarkers.

Hell, Teddy Roosevelt, self-aggrandizing, lying asshole that he was, would loathe these motherfarkers as well.


Pretty sure the Bull Moose would smell Trump's BS from a mile off.
 
2020-11-25 2:42:10 PM  

eddie_irvine: Fail. Teddy Roosevelt was a progressive in his time.


I mean, so were the founding fathers, but they had slaves so we have disavowed them entirely at this point. Pure evil like Trump, right? Why not teddy too? Let them have him, fark it, he lived over a hundred years ago, his views were likely bad by current standards.
 
2020-11-25 2:42:11 PM  
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2020-11-25 2:42:34 PM  
That went over about as well as her micro-penis/Luntz comment. projection?
 
2020-11-25 2:42:34 PM  
I'm willing to test out her theory.  Too bad all she's offered us are unfounded assertions and opinions and no facts or evidence.

But I'm a patient man.  I can wait.
 
2020-11-25 2:43:03 PM  
Conservatives love their fake quotes. There's one attributed to Winston Churchill they've been using for the last 4 years.

"When fascism rises again, they will call themselves antifascists."

Didn't farking say that.
 
2020-11-25 2:43:37 PM  
"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you don't be a little biatch."

-Gandalf
 
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