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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Beast Mode hands out two hundred turkeys in Hawaii, no doubt throwing them from the one yard line   (kiro7.com) divider line
    More: Cool, National Football League, Marshawn Lynch, Former NFL, back Super Bowl appearances, Seattle Seahawks, Super Bowl XLVIII, Super Bowl, local time  
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275 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Nov 2020 at 5:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-25 3:28:39 PM  
Eat Mode then?
 
2020-11-25 5:21:33 PM  
I'm guessing they are stuffed with Skittles.
 
2020-11-25 5:25:31 PM  
That one yard line play will go down in infamy.
 
2020-11-25 5:35:13 PM  
And he didn't say a word the entire time.
 
2020-11-25 5:37:52 PM  
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
 
2020-11-25 5:39:22 PM  
I've never liked him personally but from everything I've read he's a pretty solid dude off the field

Good for you Beast Mode
 
2020-11-25 5:40:04 PM  
When he was on his game, he was more fun to watch than Bo Jackson.
 
2020-11-25 5:42:38 PM  
Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.
 
2020-11-25 5:43:21 PM  

wiseolddude: That one yard line play will go down in infamy.


"will"?
 
2020-11-25 6:01:11 PM  

OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.


Don't even joke man, people did this:
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/Feast Mode
// Good on Lynch
 
2020-11-25 6:08:51 PM  
Skittle pie might not be too bad if you made it with jello and whipped cream or something
 
2020-11-25 6:42:08 PM  
Breast Mode
 
2020-11-25 6:54:27 PM  

kdawg7736: Eat Mode then?


Feast Mode.
 
2020-11-25 7:25:22 PM  
Feast Mode only did this so he don't get fined. Still should've ran it in from the two.

/my 3 jokes done
 
2020-11-25 7:51:51 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I've never liked him personally but from everything I've read he's a pretty solid dude off the field

Good for you Beast Mode


Until he runs you over in his Porch:

tzarro: Breast Mode


Leg Mode
 
2020-11-25 8:24:24 PM  

OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.


The day before Super Bowl 48, a local brewery released a Skittles IPA in honor of Marshawn...so I went there with a couple of friends to try it out.

It wasn't bad at all....but you could barely taste the candy, and the color looked normal, sonI wonder how much they actually used.

Also:

I remember seeing homemade Skittles infused vodka at tailgating parties.  People would separate the Skittles by color, and them add them to the bottles...so each bottle was a different color and flavor.

/Go Hawks.
 
2020-11-25 8:29:18 PM  
He seems to be concerned about people other than himself. That makes him better than half of the country.
 
2020-11-25 8:41:31 PM  

The_Sponge: OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.

The day before Super Bowl 48, a local brewery released a Skittles IPA in honor of Marshawn...so I went there with a couple of friends to try it out.

It wasn't bad at all....but you could barely taste the candy, and the color looked normal, sonI wonder how much they actually used.

Also:

I remember seeing homemade Skittles infused vodka at tailgating parties.  People would separate the Skittles by color, and them add them to the bottles...so each bottle was a different color and flavor.

/Go Hawks.


skittlebrau
Youtube tnHF11NsVFw
 
2020-11-25 8:57:50 PM  
I was cheering for the Seahawks pretty hard, but the loss was worth it just to see this face.

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2020-11-25 10:47:50 PM  

GoodHomer: I was cheering for the Seahawks pretty hard, but the loss was worth it just to see this face.

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You know what would have been better?

Tom Brady looking sad.
 
2020-11-25 10:51:27 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I've never liked him personally but from everything I've read he's a pretty solid dude off the field

Good for you Beast Mode


He does a lot for his hometown, Oakland. He once rode a BART train home after getting kicked out of a preseason game. Gave free fashion advice to the commoners on the train.

Marshawn Lynch CATCHES Bart Train HOME After Being Ejected From Raiders Chiefs Game!
Youtube R_vv7IufrnU
 
2020-11-26 3:05:25 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm just here so I don't get fined.


I think you mean brined.
 
2020-11-26 3:22:23 AM  
The day of the parade was oh so very cold.

Got downtown super early and had a great spot.

Seeing Beast Mode on the hood of the Duck, drinking fireball and throwing out skittles is one of those memories I'll always enjoy.
 
2020-11-26 5:22:27 AM  

The_Sponge: OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.

The day before Super Bowl 48, a local brewery released a Skittles IPA in honor of Marshawn...so I went there with a couple of friends to try it out.

It wasn't bad at all....but you could barely taste the candy, and the color looked normal, sonI wonder how much they actually used.

Also:

I remember seeing homemade Skittles infused vodka at tailgating parties.  People would separate the Skittles by color, and them add them to the bottles...so each bottle was a different color and flavor.

/Go Hawks.


I could see Skittles working with something like soju or vodka.
 
2020-11-26 6:22:53 AM  
My all time favorite NFL player.

When he was done trucking linebackers for fun, he goes home and makes the world a better place to be, and doesn't say a word about it.
 
2020-11-26 9:08:45 AM  

WoodyHayes: The_Sponge: OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.

The day before Super Bowl 48, a local brewery released a Skittles IPA in honor of Marshawn...so I went there with a couple of friends to try it out.

It wasn't bad at all....but you could barely taste the candy, and the color looked normal, sonI wonder how much they actually used.

Also:

I remember seeing homemade Skittles infused vodka at tailgating parties.  People would separate the Skittles by color, and them add them to the bottles...so each bottle was a different color and flavor.

/Go Hawks.

I could see Skittles working with something like soju or vodka.


Skittles work with vodka but then you gotta filter out a lot of crap at the bottom when they've dissolved. Jolly Ranchers completely disappear in vodka, which makes them the superior option.

/my "Gatorade" for tennis tournaments when I wasn't scheduled to play that day made it a lot more fun to be a good teammate.
 
2020-11-26 9:24:06 AM  

IAmRight: WoodyHayes: The_Sponge: OkieDookie: Turkey with Skittle stuffing will go great with the mashed potatoes with Skittle gravy and pumpkin & Skittle pie with whipped Skittle cream.

The day before Super Bowl 48, a local brewery released a Skittles IPA in honor of Marshawn...so I went there with a couple of friends to try it out.

It wasn't bad at all....but you could barely taste the candy, and the color looked normal, sonI wonder how much they actually used.

Also:

I remember seeing homemade Skittles infused vodka at tailgating parties.  People would separate the Skittles by color, and them add them to the bottles...so each bottle was a different color and flavor.

/Go Hawks.

I could see Skittles working with something like soju or vodka.

Skittles work with vodka but then you gotta filter out a lot of crap at the bottom when they've dissolved. Jolly Ranchers completely disappear in vodka, which makes them the superior option.

/my "Gatorade" for tennis tournaments when I wasn't scheduled to play that day made it a lot more fun to be a good teammate.


Thanks good idea.

Also, old glass decanters are pretty cheap. Cheap and sometimes funky.
 
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