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2020-11-25 10:57:33 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:09:49 AM  
I'm doing this thing on thanksgiving that's really revolutionary. I'm using my phone to wish my relatives happy thanksgiving.

Staying home. Locking the door
 
2020-11-25 11:15:18 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:19:10 AM  
Mentioning prayers and rebellion in the same paragraph is so AmmoJesus!
 
2020-11-25 11:34:46 AM  
There are far too many willfully stupid people in the country. smdh
 
2020-11-25 12:56:06 PM  
Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.
 
2020-11-25 1:00:46 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.


Sure makes a mess tho.
 
2020-11-25 1:10:38 PM  
Oooohhhh. I like the idea of redefining "rebellion" to mean doing totally normal things I always do.

Today, I will have a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch, and I'm contemplating a beer as well. THIS IS NOW REBELLION!!!

I will then snack on pretzels. MOLON LABE!!!
 
2020-11-25 1:14:06 PM  

rosekolodny: drjekel_mrhyde: Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.

Sure makes a mess tho.


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2020-11-25 1:14:25 PM  
I will be driving over to my parents. My sister will not be attending. Just my family and them.
We both have been heavy on lockdown, my sister has not. That is the only reason we are able to get together. I have relatives that are planning on having a big get together... I am expecting to loose a few family members as a result.
 
2020-11-25 1:20:40 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.


Oh, come on, snowflake!  The 'rona is just a little worse than the flu and has a survival rate of 98%.

:eyeroll:
 
2020-11-25 1:22:51 PM  
COVID isn't a terrorist. It doesn't hate you for your freedom. It is a highly contagious virus that is spread through close personal contact.

The best way to slow the spread is through social distancing and wearing protective equipment. Please do that, and stay safe over the holidays, and keep your friends and family safe too
 
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2020-11-25 1:38:07 PM  
I just ordered a couple pizzas. I'll be having whatever's leftover for Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Was supposed to be going to work to have a big dinner with coworkers, but those plague rats farking ruined it by coming to work with symptoms, and now I've been exposed to my chef who tested positive yesterday. I'm awaiting results currently, and quarantining with some very mild symptoms.

Oh well. They can't all be winners, kid.
 
2020-11-25 1:51:11 PM  

Circusdog320: I'm doing this thing on thanksgiving that's really revolutionary. I'm using my phone to wish my relatives happy thanksgiving.

Staying home. Locking the door


And releasing the hounds.
 
2020-11-25 1:56:56 PM  
"This is a rebellion," he says. Against what? You're rebelling against a highly contagious virus?  That is not possible. I don't understand this. Do such people believe that the virus is a hoax? Or that the severity of the disease is exaggerated? I do not understand these people.
 
2020-11-25 2:57:36 PM  
My governor announced today that all the Covid beds are full and that field hospitals will be running soon.  And that will mean drawing staff from other places so cardiac/cancer etc care will suffer for it.

Can't WAIT to see what the next 12-18 days bring.
 
2020-11-25 4:04:49 PM  

Biscuit Tin: "This is a rebellion," he says. Against what? You're rebelling against a highly contagious virus?  That is not possible. I don't understand this. Do such people believe that the virus is a hoax? Or that the severity of the disease is exaggerated? I do not understand these people.


Well when you get right down to it, all of us that are actually trying hard not to do dumb shiat are rebelling against a highly contagious virus.  Seems to me this dipshiat is more collaborating.

And yes, that's exactly what they believe.  Often all of those things at once.  Yes, really.  No, they don't see a problem there.  Heard a neighbor say (paraphrase but still) "Isn't even that bad, just the flu... ain't no Covid anyway - nobody's dying." just like that.  Same sentence.  To the nodding heads of his dumbfark disciples.
 
2020-11-25 4:23:54 PM  
Look, it's this thread again.

Run out of gun threads?
 
2020-11-25 5:19:12 PM  
If you insist on having a gathering in spite of covid, how about a deep fried turkey? Here are some prep tips.

1. fill fry kettle all the way up.
2. Bring oil to a boil
3. Insert frozen turkey.
 
2020-11-25 6:19:32 PM  

macdaddy357: If you insist on having a gathering in spite of covid, how about a deep fried turkey? Here are some prep tips.

1. fill fry kettle all the way up.
2. Bring oil to a boil
3. Insert frozen turkey.


4. Fry bird in garage where you can stay warm.
 
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2020-11-25 7:57:21 PM  

Isitoveryet: macdaddy357: If you insist on having a gathering in spite of covid, how about a deep fried turkey? Here are some prep tips.

1. fill fry kettle all the way up.
2. Bring oil to a boil
3. Insert frozen turkey.

4. Fry bird in garage where you can stay warm.


With kerosene space heaters obviously
 
2020-11-25 8:32:42 PM  

macdaddy357: If you insist on having a gathering in spite of covid, how about a deep fried turkey? Here are some prep tips.

1. fill fry kettle all the way up.
2. Bring oil to a boil
3. Insert frozen turkey.


If you really want to prep, make sure to mix up some bleach and ammonia ahead of time for cleaning the deep fryer.
 
2020-11-25 8:33:29 PM  

rosekolodny: drjekel_mrhyde: Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.

Sure makes a mess tho.


But a lot fewer dishes to wash.
 
2020-11-25 9:14:25 PM  
My ex-girlfriend's grandmother was one of the co-authors. This is very on brand.
 
2020-11-25 9:51:10 PM  
Now you tell me.
 
2020-11-25 10:34:21 PM  

Ragin' Asian: My ex-girlfriend's grandmother was one of the co-authors. This is very on brand.


Oh! They sound fun.  :-)
 
2020-11-26 10:42:36 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: My governor announced today that all the Covid beds are full and that field hospitals will be running soon.  And that will mean drawing staff from other places so cardiac/cancer etc care will suffer for it.

Can't WAIT to see what the next 12-18 days bring.


18 days?

Then they get to frame it as a 'war on christmas', too

Although, I'm not familiar with too many wars that are basically one side saying 'don't pull the pin on that grenade and then hold it' while the other side decides to do it just to prove that it's no big deal
 
2020-11-26 10:51:36 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Just shoot your family members in the head, it will be way faster and way more humane.


Fewer idiots taking up hospital beds too.
 
2020-11-26 11:17:13 AM  
"This is now rebellion."

No, dear.  It is evolution.
 
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