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2020-11-25 9:53:45 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:54:48 AM  
Dog shiat mixed with old-man ball sweat?
 
2020-11-25 9:57:29 AM  
Now with nuts!

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2020-11-25 9:58:25 AM  
Santorum, tears, and Guatemalan insanity pepper.
 
2020-11-25 10:02:00 AM  
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2020-11-25 10:07:04 AM  
Whatever impotent rage and flop sweat tastes like.
 
2020-11-25 10:08:14 AM  
Parler is Pralines and dick.
 
2020-11-25 10:08:55 AM  
Parler?  Sweet tea, chewing tobacco, and anal polyps.
 
2020-11-25 10:10:39 AM  
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2020-11-25 10:12:20 AM  
Failure
 
2020-11-25 10:39:00 AM  
An echo chamber covered in skid marks, with a deep red herring essence?
 
2020-11-25 10:45:03 AM  
LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete enslavement of the human race all across the globe.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezralevant​/​status/1328020783596269568?s=20

Psalm 19:13: Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; let them not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression.
 
2020-11-25 10:54:07 AM  
My guess is that parler tastes predominately like racism and Twinkies, with subtle undertones of treason, cognitive dissonance, and diabetes.
 
2020-11-25 10:54:15 AM  

Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete enslavement of the human race all across the globe.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezralevant/​status/1328020783596269568?s=20

Psalm 19:13: Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; let them not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression.


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Just sayin'....
 
2020-11-25 10:54:21 AM  
Pralines and dick.

/NTTAWWT
 
2020-11-25 10:56:44 AM  
Ezra Levant should be loaded into a rocket and shot at the sun.
 
2020-11-25 10:59:08 AM  
Bitterness, hatred, racism, and unwashed Incels (yes I repeated myself)
 
2020-11-25 11:02:59 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:05:02 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:06:18 AM  
More importantly, what's the flavor of Fark?  Other than nutty.
 
2020-11-25 11:06:23 AM  

Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete ensl ...



Do you want Bevets? Because that's how you summon Bevets.
 
2020-11-25 11:08:42 AM  

cherryl taggart: More importantly, what's the flavor of Fark?  Other than nutty.


Tastes like squirrel.
 
2020-11-25 11:08:44 AM  
Since you are what you eat, they all taste like shiat.
 
2020-11-25 11:09:26 AM  

cherryl taggart: More importantly, what's the flavor of Fark?  Other than nutty.


Or old cigarettes and whiskey?
 
2020-11-25 11:10:25 AM  
LOL!
 
2020-11-25 11:10:58 AM  

Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete ensl ...



Brevity, Elegy, is the soul of wit.
 
2020-11-25 11:14:04 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:14:23 AM  

Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete enslavement of the human race all across the globe.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ezralevant/​status/1328020783596269568?s=20

Psalm 19:13: Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; let them not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression.


The frog alt is both funnier and makes more sense.
 
2020-11-25 11:16:45 AM  
Hatred and despair.

And spoiled mayo.
 
2020-11-25 11:18:23 AM  
Schizophrenia and bile.
 
2020-11-25 11:22:25 AM  
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Boot leather.
 
2020-11-25 11:28:53 AM  

Elegy: LOL, libs



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2020-11-25 11:36:22 AM  

Barfmaker: Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the comple ...

Do you want Bevets? Because that's how you summon Bevets.


How do we know he is not Mel Torme Bevets?

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2020-11-25 11:50:15 AM  
It tastes just like it smells.

Remember when you arrived at the circus venue, and you saw the big tents, that smell?

Yea, that.

Clown dung.
 
2020-11-25 11:53:15 AM  
Stale cigarettes and regret?
 
2020-11-25 11:55:38 AM  

hubiestubert: Stale cigarettes and regret?


Dad, quit talking about my childhood home on Fark!
 
2020-11-25 11:55:43 AM  
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2020-11-25 12:05:15 PM  

Elegy: LOL, libs in this thread crying sweet liberal tears that their communist news and social media outlets are no longer working to keep America's real patriots misinformed about the vast globalist conspiracy to destroy our American, Christian way of life.

Maybe if libs had been more focused on their relationship with God and not focused on eradicating Christianity, advocating the genocide of innocent, unborn babies, and supporting Trump in his fight against the demonic hell spawn of liberal communist infiltrators seeking to destroy our governments they wouldn't be so disconnected from reality.

FACT: If the courts refuse to uphold the rule of law and are obviously compromised, blackmailed or so blinded by their own hatred of Trump that they can't issue an honest ruling, Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and wage kinetic war against the deep state on U.S. soil.

Psalm 144: Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

FACT: Should the patriots fail, America and the world will be plunged into Joe Biden's "dark winter," complete with forced vaccinations, weaponized lockdowns to crush world economies, nightmarish restrictions on free speech, rigged elections forever, and the activation of the Bill Gates global depopulation / genocide agenda to mass murder billions of human beings in record time.

Revelation 13:16-17And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

FACT:It's interesting that just a year ago, that last paragraph would have elicited spasms of "conspiracy theory" accusations from everyday people, but today nobody's laughing. Because all the world leaders have announced their "Great Reset" and they are openly bragging about how the covid-19 pandemic is an "opportunity" to bring about global communism and the complete ensl ...


I larfed, well done.
 
2020-11-25 12:06:47 PM  

weddingsinger: Now with one nuts!

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Fixed.
 
2020-11-25 12:27:58 PM  
I still like "Klinked-In" but not everyone remembers Hogan's Heroes

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2020-11-25 12:36:09 PM  
Toothpaste and OJ (Not orange juice, Simpson).
 
2020-11-25 1:05:41 PM  
Shaq's ass.

/too soon?
 
2020-11-25 1:08:00 PM  

Barfmaker: Do you want Bevets? Because that's how you summon Bevets.


Huh. Whatever happened to that bot?
 
2020-11-25 2:06:27 PM  
Farkers, the headline isn't just asking about what Parler would taste like, but all of the social media sites. Ya'll are missing all the other comedic potential here!


-Facebook was great once, then was overtaken by Boomers and the parent company got too greedy for its own good. So I'm gonna say it tastes like week-old doughnut.

-Twitter is a lot of gems hiding in a sea of worthless crap. So I'm gonna say an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.

-YouTube is really farking flashy, demands attention, has red color themes, and is kinda youth-oriented. So I'm going to say Atomic Fireballs.

-I've never been to Parler, but I've heard it's a far-right knockoff of Twitter, so I'm going to say an oatmeal cookie with bits of shiat instead of chocolate or raisins in it.

-Instagram would be those photos printed onto sheet cakes. Maybe nice to look at, but ultimately bland and kinda tastes strangely like Facebook...

/I can do others if anyone has any suggestions.
 
2020-11-25 2:14:38 PM  

beezeltown: An echo chamber covered in skid marks, with a deep red herring essence?


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2020-11-25 2:55:55 PM  
Like ketosis and gangrene.
 
2020-11-25 3:01:25 PM  
An ocarina made from a spittoon
A calcified tubercle
Buffalo Bill's basement
 
2020-11-25 3:35:29 PM  
Red meat and bath salts.
 
2020-11-25 4:41:05 PM  

cherryl taggart: More importantly, what's the flavor of Fark?  Other than nutty.


Kentucky bourbon.
 
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