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2020-11-25 10:44:23 AM  
Yeah, and I should have saved more of my money when I was in my 20s too, but hot chicks, bro.
 
2020-11-25 10:47:20 AM  
I need a boat. And a good connection for cocaine
 
2020-11-25 10:56:07 AM  
There was so much VD in those pics that I'm worried that it could be transmitted over TCP/IP.
 
2020-11-25 10:57:14 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:09:22 AM  
After studying the photos I'm throbbing with outrage.
 
2020-11-25 11:22:14 AM  
Good work if you can get it.
 
2020-11-25 11:24:28 AM  
Is that dude just a chiropractor?
 
2020-11-25 11:24:53 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:25:20 AM  

red230: There was so much VD in those pics that I'm worried that it could be transmitted over TCP/IP.


Says the jealous farker.
 
2020-11-25 11:27:55 AM  
Maybe I'm too easily creeped out but that neck cracking footage came across like a Dexter outtake.

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2020-11-25 11:28:18 AM  
Dammit! My social bubble sucks.
 
2020-11-25 11:28:19 AM  

Marcos P: Is that dude just a chiropractor?


Psycho/osteopath
 
2020-11-25 11:28:51 AM  
Worlds Hottest Man also, coincidentally, owner of Worlds Largest Bag Of Cocaine.
 
2020-11-25 11:32:04 AM  
Another "Do as I say, not what I do" moment, kind of like with government and governments officials.
 
2020-11-25 11:32:32 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:32:40 AM  
You know ..at this point can't be mad. In my younger days did a lot of dumb stuff because of hot women
 
2020-11-25 11:33:10 AM  
Uuuugh.

I'm sure he'll be uploading a YouTube apology video in 3... 2....

/This is why I get my youtube medical advice from Medlife Crisis and Chubbyemu.
 
2020-11-25 11:34:31 AM  

brap: Maybe I'm too easily creeped out but that neck cracking footage came across like a Dexter outtake.

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I do not recall many crotch shots of Dexter while he had people on his killing table.

Projecting?
 
2020-11-25 11:35:32 AM  
When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.
 
2020-11-25 11:36:50 AM  
'I know it's your life and you can do what you want, but you have chosen to be a public figure. And because of that, and your profession, you are held to a higher standard,' one follower, calling themselves Irisheyez wrote on Reddit.

Ol' Irisheyez is going to be pissed when s/he finds out that Cap'n Crunch is not a licensed Columbia River Bar pilot.
 
2020-11-25 11:38:14 AM  
Hot tip: if you're going to do some thing stupid, don't post it on the internet.
 
2020-11-25 11:39:07 AM  

Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.


I've met several surgeons that do it mostly for the lifestyle they are accommodated.

/mostly
 
2020-11-25 11:40:12 AM  

Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.


Well, there are some of those around.

But then there's the ones who have conversations with their residents about how they changed the counters in their summer home from granite to marble because they don't like the look of granite, even though they are only there for summer vacation.
 
2020-11-25 11:44:10 AM  

Gubbo: I need a boat. And a good connection for cocaine


Devin Nunes can set you up. Allegedly. Tell him the cow sent you.
 
2020-11-25 11:47:54 AM  
The doctor responded to the criticism:

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2020-11-25 11:50:07 AM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.

I've met several surgeons that do it mostly for the lifestyle they are accommodated.

/mostly


I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.
 
2020-11-25 11:50:20 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Gubbo: I need a boat. And a good connection for cocaine

Devin Nunes can set you up. Allegedly. Tell him the cow sent you.


If he can't, Hunter Biden sure as heck can.
 
2020-11-25 11:57:22 AM  
BretMavrik: Ol' Irisheyez is going to be pissed when s/he finds out that Cap'n Crunch is not a licensed Columbia River Bar pilot.


King Vitamin is from a bastard lineage.
Tony the Tiger was the Grinch.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop lobbied Herbert Hoover to defund Ernie Elf's Girl Scouts.
Dig 'em is paid by the diabetic diagnosis.
Kellogg's sugar mascots were all Hanna-Barbara kick-back.
Lucky the Leprechaun is recently mute.
The Honey Comb mascot is a genetic experiment to disprove the efficacy of a citizen presidency.
 
2020-11-25 11:59:07 AM  
It's crazy how all those biatches have the same nose, cheekbones, and lips. Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug.
 
2020-11-25 11:59:08 AM  

Gleeman: Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.

Well, there are some of those around.

But then there's the ones who have conversations with their residents about how they changed the counters in their summer home from granite to marble because they don't like the look of granite, even though they are only there for summer vacation.


That's oddly specific
 
2020-11-25 12:01:35 PM  
See he didn't understand the oath & thought it was hypocritical.

Being a doctor of some fame & even looking average in Miami, i imagine would be hard to find the time to actually be a doctor.  The women there almost make it worth living in FL.

Spent two months on a job in Coconut Grove in my late 20s & you can probably still see the effects on my liver like tree rings.
 
2020-11-25 12:01:42 PM  

chitownmike: Gleeman: Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.

Well, there are some of those around.

But then there's the ones who have conversations with their residents about how they changed the counters in their summer home from granite to marble because they don't like the look of granite, even though they are only there for summer vacation.

That's oddly specific


You should hear about the stools!
 
2020-11-25 12:04:58 PM  

dallylamma: It's crazy how all those biatches have the same nose, cheekbones, and lips. Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug.


Did you look at the pictures?
 
2020-11-25 12:05:20 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.


Most of the nastiest people I've ever met have been in the medical profession. Surgery gives sociopaths a place to prosper that is unmatched in finance (my career), law (my wife and my sister), or even Hollywood (in-laws)
 
2020-11-25 12:05:49 PM  
Spotted raw dog?  Is that anything like spotted dick?
 
2020-11-25 12:07:14 PM  
I didn't read the headline carefully enough to parse it properly, and I was wondering what a spotted raw dog was, and not liking the images my brain was throwing up.
 
2020-11-25 12:12:48 PM  

NM Volunteer: Spotted raw dog?  Is that anything like spotted dick?


Well, if it wasn't before it'll surely have a few spots now...
 
2020-11-25 12:14:51 PM  

FarkinNortherner: SirEattonHogg: I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.

Most of the nastiest people I've ever met have been in the medical profession. Surgery gives sociopaths a place to prosper that is unmatched in finance (my career), law (my wife and my sister), or even Hollywood (in-laws)


Even Hollywood? I find that hard to believe.
 
2020-11-25 12:15:48 PM  
There is an episode of family matters where Carl says to Eddie

"Son, have you been drinking?!"

And Eddie responded

"No dad, they were for her!" And pointed to an attractive woman.

After a moment's thought Carl said

"Well, at least you got a good excuse."

That's kinda how I feel. Do I agree with the doctor? No...but I can understand.
 
2020-11-25 12:31:48 PM  

FarkinNortherner: SirEattonHogg: I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.

Most of the nastiest people I've ever met have been in the medical profession. Surgery gives sociopaths a place to prosper that is unmatched in finance (my career), law (my wife and my sister), or even Hollywood (in-laws)


Reminds me of the old joke about the difference between a surgeon and a serial killer...
 
2020-11-25 12:33:43 PM  

Wendigogo: FarkinNortherner: SirEattonHogg: I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.

Most of the nastiest people I've ever met have been in the medical profession. Surgery gives sociopaths a place to prosper that is unmatched in finance (my career), law (my wife and my sister), or even Hollywood (in-laws)

Even Hollywood? I find that hard to believe.


Difference is, in Hollywood, we expect self-centered narcissism.  Doctors, we still have lingering respect for the profession, plus, they have ACTUAL standards they're supposed to adhere to.

/got one shrink de-licensed
//s.o.b. shoulda gone to prison
///wasn't in my client's best interest
 
2020-11-25 12:47:42 PM  
I wonder how many of those girls were his YouTube fans?
 
2020-11-25 12:51:07 PM  
"a fool and his money are soon parted."
 
2020-11-25 12:55:29 PM  

Wendigogo: FarkinNortherner: SirEattonHogg: I'm from a family with a fair number of persons in the medical industry.  Surgeons are according to them, often obsessive compulsives.   Not persons who would want to party or to party with.

Most of the nastiest people I've ever met have been in the medical profession. Surgery gives sociopaths a place to prosper that is unmatched in finance (my career), law (my wife and my sister), or even Hollywood (in-laws)

Even Hollywood? I find that hard to believe.


There are tyrants and abusers, no doubt, but there are 10 "x is great" stories for every "y is awful" and most people who are truly horrible don't make it. Most people would instantly recognize one of my wife's closest friends* and, despite being a woman who was famous from her teens, she has very few stories of bad behaviour.

Sandra Bullock is, however, a coont.

*I'm not telling because a) classless b) nobody would believe me
 
2020-11-25 12:55:35 PM  

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Just remember to save enough to also hire women to hang out with you. See Dan Blizerian for details.
 
2020-11-25 1:10:33 PM  
If a doctor doesn't take COVID seriously, why should anyone else? All he and the politicians caught maskless at gatherings have signaled that they don't believe the warnings they are handing the rest of us. This blatant hypocrisy will cost lives because people will continue to spread the infection since they are being shown that nobody in authority thinks COVID is a problem.
 
2020-11-25 1:22:07 PM  

Gleeman: Fissile: When I was a kid, I thought people became doctors because they were altruistic.   Then I got a job working in a hospital.

Well, there are some of those around.

But then there's the ones who have conversations with their residents about how they changed the counters in their summer home from granite to marble because they don't like the look of granite, even though they are only there for summer vacation.


And then they usually biatch about student loan repayments in the next breath.
 
2020-11-25 1:22:12 PM  
I will be first in line to pillory this joker but I'll probably high-five him repeatedly as I do it.
 
2020-11-25 1:40:44 PM  

chitownmike: dallylamma: It's crazy how all those biatches have the same nose, cheekbones, and lips. Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug.

Did you look at the pictures?


Yep, and they all look like they picked their noses and lips from the same plastic surgery value combo menu.
 
2020-11-25 1:44:16 PM  

FarkinNortherner: Most people would instantly recognize one of my wife's closest friends* and, despite being a woman who was famous from her teens, she has very few stories of bad behaviour.

*I'm not telling because a) classless b) nobody would believe me


It's Morgan Fairchild, isn't it?
 
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