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(Euro Weekly News)   If you had "zombie mink infected with mutant strain of coronavirus rising from their graves" on your 2020 bingo card, today is your lucky day   (euroweeklynews.com) divider line
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2020-11-25 9:56:34 AM  
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2020-11-25 10:39:23 AM  
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/Didja Get Any Onya?
 
2020-11-25 10:40:12 AM  
Not sure subbs knows what 'today' means.
 
2020-11-25 11:30:43 AM  
So are these skinned minks?

Also I don't think you'll see this on any Dirty Jobs episode.
 
2020-11-25 11:54:07 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:54:38 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:56:25 AM  
Weasel weasel if you pleasel
 
2020-11-25 11:58:30 AM  
You mean it will be wearing me in three hours?

Can' find the R&M image

/Internet let me down
//:(
///second slashie guy has some nice hair
 
2020-11-25 11:59:36 AM  
a grizzly scene? the article doesn't even say how bears were involved!
 
2020-11-25 12:01:01 PM  
Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.
 
2020-11-25 12:09:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.


We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.
 
2020-11-25 12:11:27 PM  
I don't remember the Were-weasel stage in Altered Beast

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2020-11-25 12:12:31 PM  

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Came here to post this, glad to see it's been taken care of.
 
2020-11-25 12:15:43 PM  
Danish broadcaster DR aired the creepy video at the Holstbro military training ground,

I really want to see this but can't find any link. Don't fail me Denmark! It's weird that Denmark is the world's leading producer of mink related products. We all got our niches I guess
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2020-11-25 12:17:10 PM  

jsnbase: Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.

We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.


I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has attended a couple funerals over the years just to make sure the deceased was really dead.
 
2020-11-25 12:18:37 PM  
Zombie mink is my ex wife's pet name in bed
 
2020-11-25 12:19:50 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:24:54 PM  
Burn 'em
 
2020-11-25 12:25:25 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:29:44 PM  
lol did they bury them in runny oatmeal? Can't say I have ever seen a body inflate enough to float up through the dirt before.
 
2020-11-25 12:40:21 PM  
I am finding this hard to believe. I have nothing witty to say about it either.

That is all.
 
2020-11-25 12:44:06 PM  

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how to make a horror-comedy
 
2020-11-25 12:45:45 PM  
Ewwwwwwwwwww

I bet that smells awesome
 
2020-11-25 12:47:36 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: jsnbase: Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.

We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has attended a couple funerals over the years just to make sure the deceased was really dead.


I once watched a YouTube video by a South African man who was bitten by a green mamba snake and almost died.  While he was fighting for life, his vital signs were so low that the medical team suspected at one point that he was dead.  Mambas have a very potent neurotoxic venom that works swiftly, and many victims die of asphyxiation.

After he recovered, he wondered whether some people who had been bitten by green mamba snakes and been buried, if it was possible that they were buried alive.  They exhumed some coffins and found evidence of some dead persons clawing at the lid of the coffin. So perhaps they had been buried alive.
 
2020-11-25 12:50:59 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: jsnbase: Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.

We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has attended a couple funerals over the years just to make sure the deceased was really dead.


Mirror under the nose.  If it fogs, well, help the funeral home close the lid and make sure it's secured.  Maybe flip the casket in to the hole incase he tries to dig his way out.
 
2020-11-25 12:56:32 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: xxBirdMadGirlxx: jsnbase: Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.

We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has attended a couple funerals over the years just to make sure the deceased was really dead.

Mirror under the nose.  If it fogs, well, help the funeral home close the lid and make sure it's secured.  Maybe flip the casket in to the hole incase he tries to dig his way out.


Let me just say: Funeral directors give just the oddest looks when you ask if you can attend the cremation.
 
2020-11-25 1:05:55 PM  

Huggermugger: I once watched a YouTube video by a South African man who was bitten by a green mamba snake and almost died.  While he was fighting for life, his vital signs were so low that the medical team suspected at one point that he was dead.  Mambas have a very potent neurotoxic venom that works swiftly, and many victims die of asphyxiation. After he recovered, he wondered whether some people who had been bitten by green mamba snakes and been buried, if it was possible that they were buried alive.  They exhumed some coffins and found evidence of some dead persons clawing at the lid of the coffin. So perhaps they had been buried alive.


Damn. That's really messed up. I can honestly say perhaps my greatest fear is being buried alive. Just chuck me deep in the woods
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2020-11-25 1:18:06 PM  

Merltech: So are these skinned minks?

Also I don't think you'll see this on any Dirty Jobs episode.


They are not skinned, because the skin can also carry the Covid strain.

As a Dane, I am not aware that the strain is not extinct. But yeah, the current vaccines did not affect it, and 12 employees had it.

Turns out culling 16 million mink in a few days had a few issues.
 
2020-11-25 1:24:10 PM  
That Encino Man sequel sure is taking a dark turn.
 
2020-11-25 1:36:47 PM  
Repeat of a repost that also had a follow up?

Or maybe it's just that minky part of my desires coming through.
 
2020-11-25 1:42:36 PM  
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this...
 
2020-11-25 2:26:56 PM  
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"Zombie mink! Who had zombie mink for November?"
 
2020-11-25 2:31:39 PM  

berylman: Danish broadcaster DR aired the creepy video at the Holstbro military training ground,

I really want to see this but can't find any link. Don't fail me Denmark! It's weird that Denmark is the world's leading producer of mink related products. We all got our niches I guess
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Being a Dane, I will admit I have an intense dislike for the fur industry and if this incident leads to a reduction, I'm not opposed to that. That being said, I really do feel for those whose family business has been wiped out overnight.
 
2020-11-25 3:44:07 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: jsnbase: Harry Freakstorm: Explaining that this was not "dead zombie mink rising from the grave to extract revenge," as it was jokingly described by Berlingske daily, police spokesperson Thomas Kristensen assured: "Gases are formed during decomposition, which causes the bodies to swell a little and, in worst cases, they get pushed out of the ground."

That's why grandpa got buried 7 feet down.  He loved his bean. There's an eternal flame making his grave though.

We buried mine 7, too. Any shallower and we'd have been able to hear the screams.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has attended a couple funerals over the years just to make sure the deceased was really dead.


It's always a good idea to double check:

Deadbolt - Jimmy's Grave
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I picked up a magazine one afternoon
There was an article about the city of Rangoon
I looked at a picture and nearly fell off of my seat
Oh, Lord, it was Jimmy, walking down the street

Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?
Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?
Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?
Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?

The picture was clear as can be
The beady eyes, the bad teeth, oh, it was Jimmy
The picture I guessed had to be knew
'Cause when he died, he didn't have that brand new tattoo

I called the photographer in New York--to see when he took the picture. He was found dead one afternoon, a bottle of Drain-O poured down his throat. Old Man Cooper at the mortuary--I talked to him, and he said--"Just leave things alone, boy." They found him a week later dead. Oh...

This knowledge I crave
Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?

Yesterday, I got a postcard that said, "I'll be home soon!"
It wasn't signed, but it was postmarked from Rangoon
I'm gonna get a gun, get myself together, and be brave
This time, make damn sure I put Jimmy back into his grave
Back into his grave
Back into his grave...

Who the hell is buried in Jimmy's grave?
 
2020-11-25 7:28:00 PM  
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