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(StudyFinds)   Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face   (studyfinds.org) divider line
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2020-11-25 9:57:59 AM  
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2020-11-25 10:08:55 AM  
Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.
 
2020-11-25 10:28:20 AM  
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2020-11-25 10:42:35 AM  
I seriously doubt the veracity of the conclusions in that article, especially since I've learned not to trust anything in a hot cocoa sampler box.
 
2020-11-25 11:00:57 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:01:55 AM  
For no reason I can articulate, I read that headline as coming from Gritty

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2020-11-25 11:04:03 AM  
Drinking hot cocoa could make you smarter - especially if it's enriched with this


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2020-11-25 11:07:56 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:09:05 AM  
FTH:Drinking hot cocoa could make you smarter - especially if it's enriched with this

This is truly a wonder additive.  I put it on everything.

/Stay away from that, though.  That is garbage.
 
2020-11-25 11:09:38 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.


I can't figure out if subby was making a joke or not. I have a six year old nephew who's better at grammar than that.
 
2020-11-25 11:09:44 AM  
To, not too, subby
 
2020-11-25 11:10:03 AM  
Whats with all the Muppet hate?
 
2020-11-25 11:11:39 AM  

stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?


This is Fark.com.  We hate all that is good and wholesome.
 
2020-11-25 11:11:44 AM  
Um, I think I get it. All the punctuation mistakes are supposed to make subby look dumb while talking about something that's supposed to make you smart. That's the joke, amirite?
 
2020-11-25 11:12:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.


And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose.
 
2020-11-25 11:14:59 AM  

blatz514: Drinking hot cocoa could make you smarter - especially if it's enriched with this


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That's not whiskey
 
2020-11-25 11:16:55 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:17:12 AM  

allears: Um, I think I get it. All the punctuation mistakes are supposed to make subby look dumb while talking about something that's supposed to make you smart. That's the joke, amirite?


You might be overthinking this
 
2020-11-25 11:17:16 AM  

stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?


Call it prudishness if you must, but we just don't think highly of those who invite a hand up their ass as a day job.
 
2020-11-25 11:17:57 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.


That is so meta. Kudos.
 
2020-11-25 11:18:50 AM  
What I think of every time I read Flavonol.

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2020-11-25 11:19:36 AM  

kore: Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.

And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose.


And to/too.

Well done subs, you hooked some folks. Could've used a little Angry Flower action, though.
 
2020-11-25 11:39:03 AM  

starsrift: stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?

Call it prudishness if you must, but we just don't think highly of those who invite a hand up their ass as a day job.


But it is precisely what he was born to do! You can't deny him his destiny.
 
2020-11-25 11:39:46 AM  
What is it about clickbait headlines? I see one and I can't bring myself to read the article. I don't even want to know what to combine with hot cocoa to....what is it supposed to do again...?
 
2020-11-25 11:53:18 AM  
*yore
 
2020-11-25 11:57:23 AM  
End the hoarse you're mother rode inn on
 
2020-11-25 12:03:36 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:05:43 PM  
I only drink Berent's, with nature's added store of powerful barbiturates and heroin.
 
2020-11-25 12:12:46 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:13:33 PM  

Super Chronic: kore: Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.

And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose.

And to/too.

Well done subs, you hooked some folks. Could've used a little Angry Flower action, though.


Thanks!

It was painful to go back and try to ruin everything the perfect amount.

I needed to make it bad enough to look like a typical internet comment, but not too horrible.
 
2020-11-25 12:14:34 PM  

stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?


They know what they did.
 
2020-11-25 12:20:45 PM  
........wine.
Welp, that's easy.
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2020-11-25 12:26:15 PM  

gar1013: Super Chronic: kore: Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.

And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose.

And to/too.

Well done subs, you hooked some folks. Could've used a little Angry Flower action, though.

Thanks!

It was painful to go back and try to ruin everything the perfect amount.

I needed to make it bad enough to look like a typical internet comment, but not too horrible.


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Nice one.
 
2020-11-25 12:33:50 PM  

dittybopper: stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?

This is Fark.com.  We hate all that is good and wholesome.


Except Dolly Parton, Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, TMBG, and Weird Al
 
2020-11-25 12:37:17 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:47:17 PM  

kore: Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.

And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose porpoise.


FTFY
 
2020-11-25 1:23:27 PM  
I guess nobody else was gonna post this.

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2020-11-25 1:33:59 PM  

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Thank you.
 
2020-11-25 4:59:21 PM  

Super Chronic: kore: Farking Clown Shoes: Before the modmins change it: Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face

Maybe you should have another mug, Dumbmitter, because you blew all three of the your/you're choices.

Maybe have a big mug of STFU while you're at it.

And the there/their choice. But that's beside the point, I think it was on purpose.

And to/too.

Well done subs, you hooked some folks. Could've used a little Angry Flower action, though.


Damn it! I missed that one. Went back to check for a then/than, just in case; missed opportunity.
 
2020-11-25 5:11:48 PM  

Fano: dittybopper: stuffy: Whats with all the Muppet hate?

This is Fark.com.  We hate all that is good and wholesome.

Except Dolly Parton, Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, TMBG, and Weird Al


Give it time.
 
2020-11-25 7:01:18 PM  
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2020-11-25 7:08:56 PM  
It will be a pleasure to piss on your grave. Ms Piggy thinks we should shiat on your doorstep. If you find some large and very smelly turds there, you'll know who dropped them.
 
2020-11-26 4:29:50 AM  
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all i got
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