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2020-11-25 8:38:41 AM  
let the wild pigs eat them
 
2020-11-25 8:40:56 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: let the wild pigs eat them


Wait til they start cross breeding and you've got 30 to 50 feral lizards in your yard.
 
2020-11-25 8:42:33 AM  
Hopefully the state wildlife agencies will monitor the situation.
 
2020-11-25 8:44:53 AM  

TwoHead: whyRpeoplesostupid: let the wild pigs eat them

Wait til they start cross breeding and you've got 30 to 50 feral lizards in your yard.


pigzilla
 
2020-11-25 9:32:06 AM  
Too late. I for one welcome our new lizard overlords.
 
2020-11-25 9:57:03 AM  
Nothing 12 hrs in a smoker can't fix.

Make it illegal to hunt them. POOF! problem solved.
 
2020-11-25 10:01:55 AM  
It's only a matter of time until we find new life forms on other planets and Florida man decides to breed them for pets in poorly secured pens.
 
2020-11-25 10:09:45 AM  
No worries, the cazadors will make short work of them.
 
2020-11-25 10:10:14 AM  
Pet Tegus come when you call their name.
 
2020-11-25 10:12:49 AM  
Tegus are the only reptiles that can be potty trained. They do eat meat, but are fine with eating fruit. As the planet heats up, more South American animals are going to move north. By the time most of us farkers die, alligators will be in Kentucky.
 
2020-11-25 10:22:33 AM  
Deathclaws? I don't have my glasses.
 
2020-11-25 10:29:35 AM  
"dog sized" isn't a very good descriptor IMO.

Are we talking:
petlandchicagoridge.comView Full Size

Or:
i2.wp.comView Full Size
 
2020-11-25 10:30:08 AM  
Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
Youtube 5k68Uz3w3x8
 
2020-11-25 10:34:47 AM  

akya: "dog sized" isn't a very good descriptor IMO.

Are we talking:
[petlandchicagoridge.com image 500x500]
Or:
[i2.wp.com image 730x350]


The former. Really they're more cat sized, but that isn't as clickbaity.
 
2020-11-25 10:36:27 AM  

UberDave: Hopefully the state wildlife agencies will monitor the situation.


And not just slink away.
 
2020-11-25 10:36:31 AM  

Boojum2k: akya: "dog sized" isn't a very good descriptor IMO.

Are we talking:
[petlandchicagoridge.com image 500x500]
Or:
[i2.wp.com image 730x350]

The former. Really they're more cat sized, but that isn't as clickbaity.


Housecat, bobcat, cougar, tiger?
 
2020-11-25 10:37:47 AM  

ar393: Boojum2k: akya: "dog sized" isn't a very good descriptor IMO.

Are we talking:
[petlandchicagoridge.com image 500x500]
Or:
[i2.wp.com image 730x350]

The former. Really they're more cat sized, but that isn't as clickbaity.

Housecat, bobcat, cougar, tiger?


Medium house cat. Still something likely to startle you late night on the porch.
 
2020-11-25 11:05:13 AM  
Kill them all before you leave the Vault 13 entrance you'll pretty much have your first level completed.
 
2020-11-25 11:05:47 AM  
as mentioned upthread Nature finds new places to live when you start changing habitats and move critters around.
 
2020-11-25 11:42:35 AM  
th.bing.comView Full Size

How big could they passably get?
 
2020-11-25 12:03:50 PM  

akya: "dog sized" isn't a very good descriptor IMO.

Are we talking:
[petlandchicagoridge.com image 500x500]
Or:
[i2.wp.com image 730x350]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-11-25 12:19:38 PM  
I never really saw the point of the gecko armor.  By the time you have the stats and materials to build it, you can just buy combat armor at the 188.
 
2020-11-25 1:08:05 PM  
Fish and Game are monitoring the situation...
 
2020-11-25 2:06:21 PM  
Untapped food source
 
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