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2020-11-25 9:06:30 AM  
113 votes:
Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.
 
2020-11-25 9:10:33 AM  
67 votes:

Leader O'Cola: They're turned off by the fact you still have your own jizz crustily dried up on your 4 mustache hairs.


I'd literally beat you to death with my gym fedora if you said this to me in meatspace.

I'm the one with the trucknut earrings.  You see me motoring my Hoverround towards you, you better walk briskly in the opposite direction.
 
2020-11-25 8:39:40 AM  
52 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:12:55 AM  
38 votes:
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2020-11-25 8:51:42 AM  
30 votes:
TFA is useless without pics.
 
2020-11-25 8:41:18 AM  
30 votes:
Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.
 
2020-11-25 9:18:10 AM  
29 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


I am attractive American internet girl. Please send pictures of self in tight gymnasium clothing, and $5,000, and I will have much sex with you. Thank you for your consideration
 
2020-11-25 9:28:12 AM  
28 votes:
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2020-11-25 10:54:08 AM  
27 votes:
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2020-11-25 8:47:06 AM  
27 votes:
When I first started working as an engineer way back in 2000, the people who were my age wore polo shirts tucked into jeans.  We were less formal than the guys in their 40s who wore button down shirts and khakis, who I assume were less formal than their seniors who likely wore ties back in the early 80s.  Now, the 20-something men in my office wear shorts and T-shirts, and the women wear yoga pants.  Some of them wear half-shirts.

I feel old.
 
2020-11-25 10:15:59 AM  
21 votes:
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It's perfectly logical that they shouldn't wear leggings to pe. They have to pull them down first.
 
2020-11-25 9:15:33 AM  
21 votes:
Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction
 
2020-11-25 9:29:46 AM  
20 votes:

steklo: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...


My middle daughter had a friend that went from flat to, ahem, "blessed" over a summer. She was actually pretty embarrassed about it. I mean going from most of the teen boys ignoring her ~100lbs with "mosquito bites" body to staring at her ~115lbs with DD's body was quite a shock for a 15yo. The ultimate laugh was my daughter getting pissed off when she walked in on that friend having naked sexy time. Freaked the heck out, and made us sit her down for a bit of a chat. "Yes, we know it's not ideal your friend decided jumping in bed with your brother would be fun but we can't make him not date her or vice versa." Funny thing being the reason she jumped him, apparently, was because he didn't turn into a gibbering idiot when she suddenly grew boobs.
 
2020-11-25 9:07:58 AM  
20 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


They're turned off by the fact you still have your own jizz crustily dried up on your 4 mustache hairs.
 
2020-11-25 9:44:07 AM  
17 votes:
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2020-11-25 10:09:41 AM  
16 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:25:24 AM  
16 votes:
Geez, don't let those teachers near a college volleyball game

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2020-11-25 9:10:11 AM  
16 votes:
Yeah...I kinda agree.  I coached High school girls Volleyball.
 
2020-11-25 9:26:53 AM  
14 votes:
Adding to the obligatory video pile

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2020-11-25 11:26:22 AM  
13 votes:
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FARK ad on this thread.

I wish I made this up.
 
2020-11-25 10:47:01 AM  
13 votes:
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2020-11-25 10:29:39 AM  
13 votes:

sinko swimo: sad how many people forget that a persons sex drive is a perfectly natural normal thing. many young women are at their prime in their teenage years; their bodies are near perfection and they ooze testosterone. you don't have to be a pervert to notice this. you just need to have eyes. women are masters of "look at what you can't have"; they enjoy it and they deny it. many school teachers are not all that older than the students they are teaching. why do you think so many female school teachers wind up being arrested for farking a student or two? be realistic. hot jailbait ass is the best there is. worth going to prison for, i'm sure. you dress like a fire fighter, you get treated like a fire fighter.


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2020-11-25 10:12:03 AM  
13 votes:
My daughter is a curvy girl. She would constantly get in trouble for wearing the exact same outfit as her non-curvy friends. And not like "oh on them it's loose but on her it's tight" situations. We kept getting called into the office and we would mumble something and we'd go on about our day. Until one of the teachers, who really liked my daughter (not that way, pervs!) told us that she was just trying to protect our daughter. "From what?" wife asked archly. "Well, from...the...boys..."

To which my wife stood up and said "then get those boys in here and have them disciplined. Stop blaming our daughter for their bad behavior!" and she walked out. I...uh...sheepishly stood and sidled out after her.

We didn't get any more calls.

/my daughter eats boys for breakfast
//she is bisexual, so she also...
///third slashie wears shoe mirrors
 
2020-11-25 9:29:43 AM  
13 votes:
Oops, wrong thread.
 
2020-11-25 9:11:44 AM  
13 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Try skinny jeans


They make my butt look bigger than it already is.  It's basically cheating at that point.
 
2020-11-25 12:04:06 PM  
12 votes:

dothemath: [Fark user image 300x600]
FARK ad on this thread.

I wish I made this up.


Yeah.. I've got ads for pants and turntables. Might want to clear your browser history there, Chester.
 
2020-11-25 9:43:39 AM  
12 votes:

EvilEgg: Girls, it's your right to dress anyway you like, you just can't control who's attention you attract.

Should the men and boys leer?  Probably not, but they do have the right to. They don't have the right to anything past that.  Not your attention, not your smile, or even not being glared at.


fark that, no. Adult male teachers DO NOT HAVE ANY farkING RIGHT TO LEER AT 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS. That's farking disgusting, offensive and seriously, man, what the fark is wrong with you?
 
2020-11-25 8:58:08 AM  
12 votes:
What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff
 
2020-11-25 9:36:11 AM  
11 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:35:39 AM  
11 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.

Try skinny jeans


The main thing is to stuff a sock in your pants...IN THE FRONT! Learned that front thing the hard way...
 
2020-11-25 3:57:53 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-11-25 12:06:52 PM  
10 votes:

gunther_bumpass: dothemath: [Fark user image 300x600]
FARK ad on this thread.

I wish I made this up.

Yeah.. I've got ads for pants and turntables. Might want to clear your browser history there, Chester.


Good idea, ill get right on it after im done shaving your moms butt hole. I left a wiffle ball bat in there and I cant see the handle.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:16 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:48:16 AM  
9 votes:
Awful lot of Libertarians in this thread...
 
2020-11-25 8:56:44 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-11-25 8:47:12 AM  
9 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.


Last person picked like typing detected.


Gym is great. I went to a rich suburb school though. We had hours allotted. Cross country skiing through the huge wooded school grounds. Massive tennis courts. Huge pool. It was awesome. We also had a girl get raped in the lockers by someone who went in a door they shouldn't have been able to. Someone also started a fire in another locker room. The world is full of bad people, and if we just eliminate everything just to stop the few bad apples then WTF are we even doing going to a school?
 
2020-11-25 10:37:53 AM  
8 votes:
This thread is a train wreck and I love it.
 
2020-11-25 10:35:31 AM  
8 votes:

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


You know how I know you're gay?
 
2020-11-25 10:26:56 AM  
8 votes:
sad how many people forget that a persons sex drive is a perfectly natural normal thing. many young women are at their prime in their teenage years; their bodies are near perfection and they ooze testosterone. you don't have to be a pervert to notice this. you just need to have eyes. women are masters of "look at what you can't have"; they enjoy it and they deny it. many school teachers are not all that older than the students they are teaching. why do you think so many female school teachers wind up being arrested for farking a student or two? be realistic. hot jailbait ass is the best there is. worth going to prison for, i'm sure. you dress like a fire fighter, you get treated like a fire fighter.
 
2020-11-25 10:03:58 AM  
8 votes:

gunga galunga: This thread is useless without pics.

/weird, the guy from Dateline NBC is at my front door for some reason


Stop watching Cuties on repeat.
 
2020-11-25 9:31:00 AM  
8 votes:
This thread is useless without pics.

/weird, the guy from Dateline NBC is at my front door for some reason
 
2020-11-25 9:25:48 AM  
8 votes:
Maybe they should wear the privacy policy of that asshat website.
 
2020-11-25 9:16:04 AM  
8 votes:
School tells girls not to wear tight-fitting gym clothes so they don't 'distract' teachers. Still no word on how to prevent teachers from being 'distracted' by students wearing tight-fitting clothes

Saltpeter in their coffee?
 
2020-11-25 9:11:04 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-11-25 12:15:17 PM  
7 votes:
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What a distracted teacher may look like.
 
2020-11-25 11:45:08 AM  
7 votes:

ShamanGator: BeotchPudding

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Donkey punch practice???


She's holding onto her spine from the inside to get a stronger grip
 
2020-11-25 11:06:45 AM  
7 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Moose knuckles still OK tho?


What is you a sayin?
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2020-11-25 10:46:42 AM  
7 votes:

Tyrosine: sinko swimo: sad how many people forget that a persons sex drive is a perfectly natural normal thing. many young women are at their prime in their teenage years; their bodies are near perfection and they ooze testosterone. you don't have to be a pervert to notice this.

Pervert? No, but there's a huge difference between noticing something and allowing it to distract you. Self control is a thing.

you just need to have eyes. women are masters of "look at what you can't have"; they enjoy it and they deny it. many school teachers are not all that older than the students they are teaching.

So?

why do you think so many female school teachers wind up being arrested for farking a student or two?

Because making excuses and blaming others for your failings isn't a trait exclusive to males?

be realistic. hot jailbait ass is the best there is. worth going to prison for, i'm sure.

Well, if you won't learn self control perhaps prison is the best place for you. Funny enough while there you'll likely run into other prisoners who also aren't' good at self control. If you're lucky they may take a liking to you and you'll have a first hand opportunity to see the behavior you are justifying from a different perspective. It will be a painful and traumatic lesson, but based on your comment, one that you apparently need so you can fully appreciate how stupid your perspective is.

you dress like a fire fighter, you get treated like a fire fighter.


That is the kind of comment that warrants rolling up a new alt. There's no getting the stench of "hot jailbait ass" off of that account now.
 
2020-11-25 10:22:16 AM  
7 votes:

orbister: rewind2846: orbister: rewind2846: Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.

"Eye-rape"? Did you intend to minimise actual rape?

No. Eye-rape is what was happening here, not physical rape. That's what the complaint was about in the story.

"Eye-rape" is not a thing, so it couldn't have happened.


Little early for that incel shat, isn't it?
 
2020-11-25 10:20:09 AM  
7 votes:
I'm sorry- did you say something?  I'm a bit distracted.

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2020-11-25 9:56:33 AM  
7 votes:

NikolaiFarkoff: The age of consent in the UK is 16, so we're definitely treading on a moral -- but probably not legal -- gray area.

In the history of humanity, there is nothing really against 15-18 year olds getting involved in adult relationships, at least not until the laws of the 20th century told us they couldn't. But the bigger, more universal, issue here is the balance of power in the relationship between teacher and student.

/surprised at the sudden prudishness in this thread
//maybe just jelly I got no attention in HS


In the UK the age of consent doesn't apply if you're a teacher or other adult in a similar level of trust who decides it's a good idea to fark a high schooler.

/this knowledge comes from having spent my teenage years in the UK, at a secondary school/high school where a teacher decided to embark on a relationship with a sixth form (16-18 years old) student, not from being "Area man with suspiciously comprehensive knowledge of international age of consent laws"
 
2020-11-25 9:54:25 AM  
7 votes:

orbister: rewind2846: Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.

"Eye-rape"? Did you intend to minimise actual rape?


No. Eye-rape is what was happening here, not physical rape. That's what the complaint was about in the story.
 
2020-11-25 9:53:03 AM  
7 votes:

rewind2846: Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.


"Eye-rape"? Did you intend to minimise actual rape?
 
2020-11-25 9:32:47 AM  
7 votes:

Whatthefark: Trump is most likely pocketing it and putting it into an off-shore bank account.


its not even a political thread and you toss his name around like its funny.

it's not. give it a rest ok?

We're all so very tired of hearing his name every 3 farking seconds.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:39 AM  
7 votes:

Merltech: [Fark user image 187x270]


Well, it's harder for the chunky girls to escape, so.....
 
2020-11-25 9:24:19 AM  
7 votes:

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


You would have been blinded by all the neon.
 
2020-11-25 9:23:25 AM  
7 votes:
I'm 44, I've made it easy on myself by not even acknowledging anyone under 30 as a functional human being or worthy of an opinion, much less anything else.  Tadpole humans can wear whatever they want, I don't really care, do you?
 
2020-11-25 9:21:29 AM  
7 votes:
Easy solution: have female teachers. Oh... wait....
 
2020-11-25 2:56:24 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-11-25 9:50:58 AM  
6 votes:

namegoeshere: Hire less pervy teachers.


Yep.  I've been in high schools for museum and Kiwanis reasons, and I have thus interacted with high school students.  They look like children.  Even when they change out of their school clothes and go to Walmart in more revealing clothes, they just look like children wearing revealing clothes.  Maybe Hollywood has screwed up people's expectations by Dawson Casting people in their late 20s as high school students.  But it sounds like people need to stop being attracted to children.
 
2020-11-25 9:22:22 AM  
6 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


They make more than one cologne?!
 
2020-11-25 9:12:15 AM  
6 votes:

Lambskincoat: What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff


Don't know about these days, but several girls in my class back in junior high would compete to see who could give more teachers an uncomfortable and obvious boner.
 
2020-11-25 12:08:46 PM  
5 votes:

dothemath: gunther_bumpass: dothemath: [Fark user image 300x600]
FARK ad on this thread.

I wish I made this up.

Yeah.. I've got ads for pants and turntables. Might want to clear your browser history there, Chester.

Good idea, ill get right on it after im done shaving your moms butt hole. I left a wiffle ball bat in there and I cant see the handle.



And you wonder why you get ads featuring underaged kids.
 
2020-11-25 11:56:58 AM  
5 votes:
How is this surprising?

We're hairless apes that just got out of caves. Our priorities are air, water, food, shelter clothing.

You know what the next one after that is?! High school girls in tight clothing.
 
2020-11-25 11:39:45 AM  
5 votes:
BeotchPudding

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Donkey punch practice???
 
2020-11-25 10:49:21 AM  
5 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Leader O'Cola: They're turned off by the fact you still have your own jizz crustily dried up on your 4 mustache hairs.

I'd literally beat you to death with my gym fedora if you said this to me in meatspace.

I'm the one with the trucknut earrings.  You see me motoring my Hoverround towards you, you better walk briskly in the opposite direction.


Well, while you went to the gym to train, I trained in the way of the blade.  My fedora collection is better than your fedora collection.
 
2020-11-25 10:17:48 AM  
5 votes:

steklo: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...


Taking a wild guess, but ... Allison couldn't touch her elbows together, could she?
 
2020-11-25 10:13:08 AM  
5 votes:

BeotchPudding: [Fark user image image 450x600]


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2020-11-25 9:45:31 AM  
5 votes:
you guys seem to be confusing pedophilia with ephebophilia
 
2020-11-25 9:29:08 AM  
5 votes:
"No idea why they've gone quiet," said Foster Friess, a high-dollar Republican donor who chipped in $250,000 to America First this year. "Maybe they've run out of money."

I doubt they have run out of money. Trump is most likely pocketing it and putting it into an off-shore bank account.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:15 AM  
5 votes:

Livinglush: it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.


Simple explanation - no IG, SC, TT or social media in general. Pop stars were bubbly and innocent, and no-one made themselves household names by publicly dressing like a hooker or wearing bikinis totalling 2 inches square of material. Jordyn, i'm looking at you.
 
2020-11-25 9:20:12 AM  
5 votes:
Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.
 
2020-11-25 9:10:19 AM  
5 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


Try skinny jeans
 
2020-11-25 11:45:53 AM  
4 votes:
Fark needs a Pedo button in addition to Smart and Funny.
 
2020-11-25 10:27:08 AM  
4 votes:

rewind2846: Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.


You do realize that teachers are paid to supervise students, which requires looking at them occasionally? Some of the cheaper leggings sold these days are virtually transparent and reveal every contour of what is vulgarly known as "camel toe". Will the boys be allowed to wear sheer leggings with a spandex pouch for their twig and berries to dangle in? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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2020-11-25 9:50:34 AM  
4 votes:

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


I'm old, old enough that mid-thirties housewives wearing yoga pants to the grocery store make me crash my trolley

I'm not staring, I don't wish to interfere with anyone's person, but I do sometimes wish one could say well done, or thank you
 
2020-11-25 9:43:12 AM  
4 votes:
In other news, teachers at secondary school should DEFINITELY not watch Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam workout video on You Tube.

/ Same age as Alyssa Milano, so save the Chris Hansen posts.

// Can't speak for teachers, but if I was in her gym class, I would definitely have been distracted.
 
2020-11-25 9:29:19 AM  
4 votes:

WastrelWay: Easy solution: have female teachers. Oh... wait....


Go on...
 
2020-11-25 9:29:05 AM  
4 votes:
Archie Goodwin: you would have been blinded by all the neon

I'm actually partially sighted in one eye., so that may explain things...
 
2020-11-25 4:56:25 PM  
3 votes:
"Please stop being so nubile."

LOL
 
2020-11-25 1:57:24 PM  
3 votes:

steklo: Somacandra: That looks incredibly painful. Trying to support anyone's center of gravity on a fist would seem to be an act of torture.

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2020-11-25 1:32:12 PM  
3 votes:

EvilEgg: How long do I have to look away before the timer resets?


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2020-11-25 1:15:16 PM  
3 votes:

zepillin: EvilEgg: meanmutton: EvilEgg: Girls, it's your right to dress anyway you like, you just can't control who's attention you attract.

Should the men and boys leer?  Probably not, but they do have the right to. They don't have the right to anything past that.  Not your attention, not your smile, or even not being glared at.

fark that, no. Adult male teachers DO NOT HAVE ANY farkING RIGHT TO LEER AT 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS. That's farking disgusting, offensive and seriously, man, what the fark is wrong with you?

Of course they shouldn't.  But people have the right to do disgusting offensive things.

How do you legislate a leer versus a look?

I think it has to do with the length of time

I seem to recall Australia having a 6 second limit to how long you could oggle someone before it came became harassment

that was way back in the day I don't know if that's still a thing


How long do I have to look away before the timer resets?
 
2020-11-25 12:15:17 PM  
3 votes:

ShamanGator: Kinky, is it wrong to give her my number & request she call me in 10 years?


Mr President?
 
2020-11-25 12:03:33 PM  
3 votes:

ShamanGator: BeotchPudding

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Donkey punch practice???


"Dammit, April, my hand is stuck again!"
 
2020-11-25 12:01:24 PM  
3 votes:

NM Volunteer: Fark needs a Pedo button in addition to Smart and Funny.


That's what farkies are for. And man, oh man, the "it's ephebophilia and it's not entirely wrong" force is out in spades today.
 
2020-11-25 10:30:17 AM  
3 votes:
If you dress like a prostitute people expect you to live up to the job.
 
2020-11-25 10:26:58 AM  
3 votes:

Whatthefark: Oops, wrong thread.


username checks out
 
2020-11-25 10:24:53 AM  
3 votes:

Ghost Roach: Taking a wild guess, but ... Allison couldn't touch her elbows together, could she?


heh-heh....I see what you did there!

No, she was not a pole vaulter...she was actually a very nice girl. We dated for a week. I carried her books while in school and took her to Burger King once. After a trip to my favorite record store, she realized I was a musical geek/nerd and wanted nothing to do with me after that visit to the record store.

"music? what's so important about listening to music?"

her loss. Not mine.

she did leave her phone number after signing my yearbook....

"hey stek, call me over the summer"

So confused...
 
2020-11-25 10:08:34 AM  
3 votes:

madgonad: Now the staff should be trained to maintain the highest level of professionalism, but they aren't robots.


If they "maintained the highest levels of professionalism" they wouldn't be whining about what these girls were wearing. They would just do their jobs.
 
2020-11-25 10:02:25 AM  
3 votes:

orbister: "Eye-rape" is not a thing, so it couldn't have happened.


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"all aboard the trolley to the land of make believe!"
 
2020-11-25 9:54:23 AM  
3 votes:

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


Puberty came late huh?
 
2020-11-25 9:46:54 AM  
3 votes:

davynelson: ephebophilia


Ephebophilia A sexual attraction to a teenaged girl or boy who is not at the legal age of consent.
 
2020-11-25 9:43:44 AM  
3 votes:
"If these so-called male teachers can get distracted by 12 to 18-year-old girls, they should not be teaching..."

Theres a reason why laws exist prohibiting sex with this age group. Its because everybody loves it.
 
2020-11-25 9:41:16 AM  
3 votes:

winedrinkingman: Has the school considered simply not hiring pedophiles?


Hebephiles or Ephebophiles, but then they're harder words to scrawl on cardboard.
 
2020-11-25 9:38:09 AM  
3 votes:

arrogantbastich: Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.


Last person picked like typing detected.


I LOLed
 
2020-11-25 9:34:54 AM  
3 votes:

big pig peaches: winedrinkingman: Has the school considered simply not hiring pedophiles?  Because it's students are between 1st to 6th grade.  If you are distracted by your sexual arousal by what those girls are wearing, you are a pedophile and should not be working anywhere near children.

They mention 12 to 18 year olds, so I'm guessing the terminology is different than the US.

Also they mention, "as it is distracting to the female and male staff of the school."

This isn't about old men being pervs, it's about old women being jealous.


It's absolutely about both.
 
2020-11-25 9:30:10 AM  
3 votes:
Has the school considered simply not hiring pedophiles?  Because it's students are between 1st to 6th grade.  If you are distracted by your sexual arousal by what those girls are wearing, you are a pedophile and should not be working anywhere near children.
 
2020-11-25 9:17:54 AM  
3 votes:
Obligatory tight fitting gym class:

Phoebe Cates (Private School) & girls 80's spandex & leotards exercise - 720p
Youtube ZG8jrk3j6Jk
 
2020-11-25 9:15:16 AM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.


Congress has that effect on Ireland?  Try reading the article next time, genius.
 
2020-11-25 9:02:39 AM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "This is appalling, majority of students are 12-18 years old."

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2020-11-25 8:55:55 AM  
3 votes:
Hire less pervy teachers.
 
2020-11-25 4:16:17 PM  
2 votes:

NuclearPenguins: Awful lot of Libertarians in this thread...


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2020-11-25 3:51:23 PM  
2 votes:
I just want to add that light grey yoga pants are the best for women to workout in.

When the sweat runs down their goodies, it outlines their nooks and crannies in darker grey sweat soaked material. I like that.
 
2020-11-25 3:10:25 PM  
2 votes:

msinquefield: drjekel_mrhyde: Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.

Try skinny jeans

The main thing is to stuff a sock in your pants...IN THE FRONT! Learned that front thing the hard way...


Just make sure the socks are dirty, so they give off the ball sack aroma.
 
2020-11-25 3:05:21 PM  
2 votes:

BeotchPudding: [img.memecdn.com image 480x566]


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2020-11-25 12:19:45 PM  
2 votes:

dothemath: Do you use your left or right hand for that?


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2020-11-25 11:57:59 AM  
2 votes:

arrogantbastich: Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.

Last person picked like typing detected.


Gym is great. I went to a rich suburb school though. We had hours allotted. Cross country skiing through the huge wooded school grounds. Massive tennis courts. Huge pool. It was awesome. We also had a girl get raped in the lockers by someone who went in a door they shouldn't have been able to. Someone also started a fire in another locker room. The world is full of bad people, and if we just eliminate everything just to stop the few bad apples then WTF are we even doing going to a school?


When I think back on high school, I'm glad I spent one eighth of my time there learning how to lift weights and play net sports, and get fondled by the gymnastics coach. It really helped prepare me to be a productive member of society.
 
2020-11-25 11:38:32 AM  
2 votes:
i went to high school in the 80s at a school of roughly 3000 students. they had a strict "no shorts" policy. Well, except that girls could wear skirts, and the cheerleaders could wear their short cheer skirts throughout the day.

This generally was fine, except that by the time you got to the end of May/ first week of June for finals...because the school didn't have air conditioning. So you had 3000 kids trapped in poorly air circulated hallways on the occasional 80 degree days. The classrooms on the south side of the building during the afternoon would hit high 90 temps.

Anyway, the girls got to wear their short skirts and strap shirts, while the boys were bogged down with their jeans.

A couple of boys were sent home because they started wearing kilts just for comfort levels.

Ultimately, the school conceded to allowing students to wear shorts when members of the football team started wearing cheerleader skirts, claiming that it was allowed "school attire" because the girls were allowed to wear them.
 
2020-11-25 11:16:03 AM  
2 votes:
Aqualung my friend...
 
2020-11-25 10:58:37 AM  
2 votes:
Schools: Girls, dress like nuns so as to not distract the boys.
Also schools: Gay boys, you'll be full-contact wresting for half an hour before taking an open-room shower with the soccer team.
 
2020-11-25 10:53:46 AM  
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


Nah, you just need to pick one not made by Axe...
 
2020-11-25 10:51:42 AM  
2 votes:

SpectroBoy: Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

Really?!?

Is it the exercise you're against?
Or the teaching of exercise?

What's your objection to phys ed?


Personally, I object to the whole Sports/School Spirit bullshiat. Educational psychologists warn against school populations higher than Dunbar's number, approx 150 students, but that's too small a school to field a decent football team, so we end up with these massive, impersonal schools with most of the real estate devoted to sports fields. If you want to know what's wrong with America, realize that the highest paid public employees in many states are P.E. coaches, and not teachers or doctors.

People who want their kids to play sports should support their local Park District.
 
2020-11-25 10:48:13 AM  
2 votes:

steklo: [Fark user image 748x537]


Monica Lewinsky's favourite store.
 
2020-11-25 10:45:37 AM  
2 votes:

madgonad: rewind2846: Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.

Why? A hundred million years of evolution. Females of peak fertility (who would have been married off a hundred years ago) are going to get noticed biologically. Now the staff should be trained to maintain the highest level of professionalism, but they aren't robots.


Exactly correct.
 
2020-11-25 10:44:23 AM  
2 votes:

sinko swimo: sad how many people forget that a persons sex drive is a perfectly natural normal thing. many young women are at their prime in their teenage years; their bodies are near perfection and they ooze testosterone. you don't have to be a pervert to notice this.


Pervert? No, but there's a huge difference between noticing something and allowing it to distract you. Self control is a thing.

you just need to have eyes. women are masters of "look at what you can't have"; they enjoy it and they deny it. many school teachers are not all that older than the students they are teaching.

So?

why do you think so many female school teachers wind up being arrested for farking a student or two?

Because making excuses and blaming others for your failings isn't a trait exclusive to males?

be realistic. hot jailbait ass is the best there is. worth going to prison for, i'm sure.

Well, if you won't learn self control perhaps prison is the best place for you. Funny enough while there you'll likely run into other prisoners who also aren't' good at self control. If you're lucky they may take a liking to you and you'll have a first hand opportunity to see the behavior you are justifying from a different perspective. It will be a painful and traumatic lesson, but based on your comment, one that you apparently need so you can fully appreciate how stupid your perspective is.

you dress like a fire fighter, you get treated like a fire fighter.
 
2020-11-25 10:38:48 AM  
2 votes:
Oh all the pictures

You guys arent helping at all
 
2020-11-25 10:16:24 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a former university instructor. During my time in that role I taught about 10,000 students, about 55% of whom were women. Many of those women wore tight, sometimes revealing clothing. Regardless of how attractive I found any of those women, I was expected to maintain self control. Even in cases where offers of sex were made (which did occasionally happen) I was expected to behave appropriately. If I was to have ever crossed the line, excuses like "she came on to me", or "her cloths were too tight" would never have been accepted as mitigating the situation in any way. And in my case I was dealing with adults.

The same should apply at Carlow. If a male teacher is distracted by a female student's outfit, the male teacher is the problem, not the student or outfit. This is particularly important considering the girls involved are all 18 and under.
 
2020-11-25 10:07:32 AM  
2 votes:

orbister: yes, certainly, but eighteen year olds are more-or-less adults.


probably TMI, but my first serious girlfriend was 16 and I was 18. We met not long after she turned 16 and we were pretty into each other, if you get my meaning, and many a time I'd pick her up from school in her lunch break and spend a happy hour together, before dropping her off for the afternoon. Her school-friends knew, and we're sure the teachers had their suspicions as well, but we were all legal so there wasn't a lot they could do about it.

The school cleaners weren't that happy either, but that's probably too much of an overshare.

/Young, dumb and... No, that'll do.
 
2020-11-25 10:06:42 AM  
2 votes:

davynelson: [breakbrunch.com image 600x750]


I need to call Chris Hanson on myself now...
 
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2020-11-25 9:59:26 AM  
2 votes:

Recoil Therapy: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

Puberty came late huh?


You know I had that problem too.  I don't remember any super-sexy girls in my high school (except for one who was a swimmer and you couldn't get around it).  I was way too concerned with studies. Plus I was ugly.
 
2020-11-25 9:36:35 AM  
2 votes:

someonelse: Stantz: Livinglush: it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.

Simple explanation - no IG, SC, TT or social media in general. Pop stars were bubbly and innocent, and no-one made themselves household names by publicly dressing like a hooker or wearing bikinis totalling 2 inches square of material. Jordyn, i'm looking at you.

[Fark user image 425x426][Fark user image 425x575]


0:12:05 Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar.
00:12:09 I know. Wait. There are three girls at Ridgemont...
00:12:13 who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
 
2020-11-25 9:33:58 AM  
2 votes:

Whatthefark: Oops, wrong thread.


Opps then I apologize as well.

carry on
 
2020-11-25 9:20:04 AM  
2 votes:
Based on what they already make them wear, they probably don't want any leggings to get in the way of their old teachers with a mirror or camera on the bottom of their cane to look upskirt:

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2020-11-25 9:17:11 AM  
2 votes:

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...
 
2020-11-25 8:23:06 PM  
1 vote:

steklo: Art is what you make of it. Might not please you, but it might please others.


You're right, but that doesn't make just any art worthy of appreciation.

I am not a critic or historian, but I do have 11 years of post-secondary art education including a master's in architecture, am a licensed architect, and have taught drawing at the university level. What do I know?
 
2020-11-25 5:16:57 PM  
1 vote:
and now, one for the ladies

top secret! ballerini
Youtube mSJVEb-qljA
 
2020-11-25 5:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-25 4:08:04 PM  
1 vote:

whitroth: How ;bout we skip all this, and do exercises the way they were done in ancient Greece... nude?


don't forget this

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2020-11-25 3:26:46 PM  
1 vote:

IndyJohn: And the fact that boys are not being pulled out of class is probably because they aren't wearing clothes so tight you can tell their religion.


In any case, that is what engineers call a "solved problem."
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2020-11-25 3:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm old enough to remember an episode of Room 222 where a bra-less Angela Cartwright causes a gym teacher to lose a tooth to a basketball.
 
2020-11-25 2:00:24 PM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Similarly, one doesn't attend a piano concert in a rubber gimp suit.


...and feels really awkward when he/she sees everyone else in their suits.
 
2020-11-25 1:34:24 PM  
1 vote:

Fursecution: gunther_bumpass: dothemath: gunther_bumpass: dothemath: [Fark user image 300x600]
FARK ad on this thread.

I wish I made this up.

Yeah.. I've got ads for pants and turntables. Might want to clear your browser history there, Chester.

Good idea, ill get right on it after im done shaving your moms butt hole. I left a wiffle ball bat in there and I cant see the handle.


And you wonder why you get ads featuring underaged kids.

Sounds like you two need to get Barefark™ and a room.

/Drew, did I do that right?


I think I'm probably far too old for that guy.
 
2020-11-25 12:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
Two summers ago I worked part time at a private golf course.  One day a memo came out re-enforcing the clubs dress code.  Most private golf clubs don't allow clothing like jeans, cutoffs, sweat/gum cloths or tight and revealing clothing.  Later that day one of the members 14 year old daughter showed up wearing a pair of shorts so tight you could read the date of a coin if she had one in her back pocket.

I could not and did not want to go up to her parents to inform them that their daughter's shorts were too tight and too short.
 
2020-11-25 12:23:55 PM  
1 vote:

dothemath: orbister: BeotchPudding: This pic has been banned from FARK for quite a number of years....

Shouldn't Farkers be able to look at it dispassionately?

Do you use your left or right hand for that?


Are you suggesting that you find it a sexually stimulating image?
 
2020-11-25 12:20:38 PM  
1 vote:

TheFoz: IndyJohn: NM Volunteer: namegoeshere: Hire less pervy teachers.

Yep.  I've been in high schools for museum and Kiwanis reasons, and I have thus interacted with high school students.  They look like children.  Even when they change out of their school clothes and go to Walmart in more revealing clothes, they just look like children wearing revealing clothes.  Maybe Hollywood has screwed up people's expectations by Dawson Casting people in their late 20s as high school students.  But it sounds like people need to stop being attracted to children.

Seriously?

High school is a a crazy mix.  There are students who look like kids and there are students-male and female-that absolutely do NOT look like kids.  Hell, there was a friend of mine who had a receding hairline at 18 who was our go-to for buying beer.

You're friends with LeBron James?!?

/kidding
//Greg Oden at 18 looked like he was 35
///sportsball references


Greg Oden!!!

That dude didn't look 35 -- he looked 55

Those furrows on his forehead were like canyons
 
2020-11-25 12:17:35 PM  
1 vote:

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: [Fark user image 425x212] [View Full Size image _x_]


Yeah, but she did KISS and J. Geils.
 
2020-11-25 12:12:22 PM  
1 vote:

IndyJohn: NM Volunteer: namegoeshere: Hire less pervy teachers.

Yep.  I've been in high schools for museum and Kiwanis reasons, and I have thus interacted with high school students.  They look like children.  Even when they change out of their school clothes and go to Walmart in more revealing clothes, they just look like children wearing revealing clothes.  Maybe Hollywood has screwed up people's expectations by Dawson Casting people in their late 20s as high school students.  But it sounds like people need to stop being attracted to children.

Seriously?

High school is a a crazy mix.  There are students who look like kids and there are students-male and female-that absolutely do NOT look like kids.  Hell, there was a friend of mine who had a receding hairline at 18 who was our go-to for buying beer.


You're friends with LeBron James?!?

/kidding
//Greg Oden at 18 looked like he was 35
///sportsball references
 
2020-11-25 12:12:02 PM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


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2020-11-25 12:09:50 PM  
1 vote:

sorceror: A mix of academic and popular sources, some even arguing the other way - but even they explicitly acknowledge that they are more concerned about girls than boys.


The really weird thing to me about school uniforms in the UK, and especially England, is their insisitence on dressing girls up in shirts, ties and jackets. There is a clear message there: "To participate in education you need to dress as a boy."

It's all very silly. The standard rules for Scottish secondary schools, when they have uniform, are "black below the waist, black on white above the waist, don't show your underwear" and that seems to work pretty well.
 
2020-11-25 12:09:24 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: meanmutton: EvilEgg: Girls, it's your right to dress anyway you like, you just can't control who's attention you attract.

Should the men and boys leer?  Probably not, but they do have the right to. They don't have the right to anything past that.  Not your attention, not your smile, or even not being glared at.

fark that, no. Adult male teachers DO NOT HAVE ANY farkING RIGHT TO LEER AT 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS. That's farking disgusting, offensive and seriously, man, what the fark is wrong with you?

Of course they shouldn't.  But people have the right to do disgusting offensive things.

How do you legislate a leer versus a look?


I think it has to do with the length of time

I seem to recall Australia having a 6 second limit to how long you could oggle someone before it came became harassment

that was way back in the day I don't know if that's still a thing
 
2020-11-25 11:52:39 AM  
1 vote:

ShamanGator: Stantz ShamanGator: BeotchPudding

[Fark user image 450x600]


Donkey punch practice???

She's holding onto her spine from the inside to get a stronger grip


Kinky, is it wrong to give her my number & request she call me in 10 years?
 
2020-11-25 11:35:51 AM  
1 vote:

IndyJohn: Reality check

A line needs to be drawn somewhere-Would those biatching about this be okay with someone wearing just a g-string in the classroom?  What if a guy wants to go full Porky Pig and be bottomless?  That must be okay, right?

And the fact that boys are not being pulled out of class is probably because they aren't wearing clothes so tight you can tell their religion.


Are you really so stupid that you don't understand the difference between being naked and being fully clothed?   Really?
 
2020-11-25 11:32:34 AM  
1 vote:
"Sandy Haughney, whose daughter attends the school, wrote on Facebook : "If these so-called male teachers can get distracted by 12 to 18-year-old girls, they should not be teaching."

A 22-year-old male teacher getting distracted by an 18-year-old woman (not girl, she's legally an adult), and that woman could legally pose for Playboy (or could submit an X-rated video to PornHub) while in HS?  GTFO.

Yes, creeping on 12-year-old girls is wrong, but some 12-year-old girls might be able to pass for 18.  Some 12-year-old boys are 6', 195 lbs and have 5-o'clock shadow.

CSB
When I was teaching (age 39), my students were leaving class one day.  I glanced toward one girl (woman, actually, as she was already 18 and had completed Army boot camp as a 17-year-old Reservist).  She was wearing a neon-orange thong with low-rise jeans.  Not obvious when she was standing or sitting, but when leaning over, the waistband of the thong rose well above the waistband of her jeans.  You could NOT miss is, which was probably the point.

Distracted?  Anyone would be, even other girls/women.  It's like a dog noticing a squirrel; they can't help but stare and bark.  We're not going to override millions of years of evolution with some Internet rants.  Creepy?  Only if a distracted adult decides to act on that distraction.
/CSB
 
2020-11-25 11:26:11 AM  
1 vote:
My high school girlfriend's big sister "dated" several of the teachers while she was attending said high school.  She graduated to sleeping with her married bosses until she wrecked the home of a wealthy one and married him.  She divorced him and lives in a palatial estate.  My high school girlfriend married an abuser, and I had to send her money to escape.  Life is funny.
We all wore sexless gym uniforms, and they had to call my mom to tell her to have me bring mine home to be laundered.
 
2020-11-25 10:51:50 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently the school is chock full of impossible-to-restrain rapey teachers and male students. All parents of female students should remove them and place them elsewhere immediately.
 
2020-11-25 10:39:41 AM  
1 vote:
Man I was cheated out of this back in highschool. They wore sweatpants or baggy shorts. Those tight almost see through leggings women wear as normal everyday pants didn't exist. Also baggy jeans were in. There were like 4 hot girls in my grade anyway.  Maybe 20 in the school tops. Don't grow up in a small town.
 
2020-11-25 10:35:10 AM  
1 vote:

Psychopompous: You do realize that teachers are paid to supervise students, which requires looking at them occasionally?


Of course. The issue here is the teachers and staff b*tching about what the girls are wearing when it still meets school dress codes because it makes THEM uncomfortable. That is their problem, not the girls.
 
2020-11-25 10:32:39 AM  
1 vote:

Unoriginal_Username: If a teacher is leering at a 12 year old, then yeah he's got a farking problem and shouldn't be anywhere near kids.


The issue isn't that leering was happening, it's that leering may happen in the near future. No-one is being accused of leering, but someone who isn't leering at the girls at all is painting every adult male at the school with the 'might leer' brush.

THAT'S the person they should be taking a closer look at
 
2020-11-25 10:31:40 AM  
1 vote:

NuclearPenguins: sinko swimo: sad how many people forget that a persons sex drive is a perfectly natural normal thing. many young women are at their prime in their teenage years; their bodies are near perfection and they ooze testosterone. you don't have to be a pervert to notice this. you just need to have eyes. women are masters of "look at what you can't have"; they enjoy it and they deny it. many school teachers are not all that older than the students they are teaching. why do you think so many female school teachers wind up being arrested for farking a student or two? be realistic. hot jailbait ass is the best there is. worth going to prison for, i'm sure. you dress like a fire fighter, you get treated like a fire fighter.

[i.imgur.com image 243x207]


Also, enjoy the farkies you're about to receive for that creeptastic post.
 
2020-11-25 10:28:05 AM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: Girls, it's your right to dress anyway you like, you just can't control who's attention you attract.

Should the men and boys leer?  Probably not, but they do have the right to. They don't have the right to anything past that.  Not your attention, not your smile, or even not being glared at.


If a teacher is leering at a 12 year old, then yeah he's got a farking problem and shouldn't be anywhere near kids.
 
2020-11-25 10:24:29 AM  
1 vote:

NikolaiFarkoff: The age of consent in the UK is 16, so we're definitely treading on a moral -- but probably not legal -- gray area.

In the history of humanity, there is nothing really against 15-18 year olds getting involved in adult relationships, at least not until the laws of the 20th century told us they couldn't. But the bigger, more universal, issue here is the balance of power in the relationship between teacher and student.

/surprised at the sudden prudishness in this thread
//maybe just jelly I got no attention in HS


What's the UK got to do with this?
 
2020-11-25 10:20:23 AM  
1 vote:
Heh, when $daughter[0] started high school I was slightly amused to find that everyone was issued clothing for gym classes. It was a reasonably baggy t-shirt and generously cut '70s-style classic gym shorts.

I guess that's one way to prevent any leering but I'm not sure who needed to be protected. There were a couple of gym teachers but the kids always seemed to end up with the short-haired woman who just happened to be in a relationship with another woman.
 
2020-11-25 10:18:13 AM  
1 vote:

rewind2846: madgonad: Now the staff should be trained to maintain the highest level of professionalism, but they aren't robots.

If they "maintained the highest levels of professionalism" they wouldn't be whining about what these girls were wearing. They would just do their jobs.


To quote Sir Launcelot, the complaining teachers recognize that there is too much peril and that Sir Percival is likely to get in over his head if he is allowed to stay in such an environment.
 
2020-11-25 10:11:04 AM  
1 vote:

PaceyWhitter: Here is the thing.  I don't doubt that some girls at the school were wearing inappropriate outfits.  High schoolers love to push boundaries.  But there is a right way and a wrong way to deal with that and this school took the decidedly wrong way.

First you make it a rule that no one can wear skin tight clothes and you do not mention gender.  Sure, they didn't see an issue with what the guys were wearing, but there is no reason to make this rule gender specific, no one wants to see a banana hammock either.

Second, don't mention "distracting the teachers".  That makes your teachers look like a bunch of weirdos perking out on teenage girls.  You can say that skin tight clothing is inappropriate without bringing up anything sexual.

Third, you need to have a discussion with whichever male gym teacher brought this clothing up as distracting about why exactly they are looking at the students that way.  After that you need to monitor them closely.


I was with you up until the last paragraph.  You don't need to "have a discussion" with and "monitor" a male teacher who points out that a student was wearing something inappropriate.  Are only female staff allowed to enforce the dress code?
 
2020-11-25 10:05:27 AM  
1 vote:

rewind2846: Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.


Why? A hundred million years of evolution. Females of peak fertility (who would have been married off a hundred years ago) are going to get noticed biologically. Now the staff should be trained to maintain the highest level of professionalism, but they aren't robots.
 
2020-11-25 10:04:06 AM  
1 vote:
Here is the thing.  I don't doubt that some girls at the school were wearing inappropriate outfits.  High schoolers love to push boundaries.  But there is a right way and a wrong way to deal with that and this school took the decidedly wrong way.

First you make it a rule that no one can wear skin tight clothes and you do not mention gender.  Sure, they didn't see an issue with what the guys were wearing, but there is no reason to make this rule gender specific, no one wants to see a banana hammock either.

Second, don't mention "distracting the teachers".  That makes your teachers look like a bunch of weirdos perking out on teenage girls.  You can say that skin tight clothing is inappropriate without bringing up anything sexual.

Third, you need to have a discussion with whichever male gym teacher brought this clothing up as distracting about why exactly they are looking at the students that way.  After that you need to monitor them closely.
 
2020-11-25 9:59:45 AM  
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rewind2846: orbister: rewind2846: Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.

"Eye-rape"? Did you intend to minimise actual rape?

No. Eye-rape is what was happening here, not physical rape. That's what the complaint was about in the story.


"Eye-rape" is not a thing, so it couldn't have happened.
 
2020-11-25 9:58:16 AM  
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winedrinkingman: Has the school considered simply not hiring pedophiles?  Because it's students are between 1st to 6th grade.  If you are distracted by your sexual arousal by what those girls are wearing, you are a pedophile and should not be working anywhere near children.


Twelve year olds, yes, certainly, but eighteen year olds are more-or-less adults. Teachers shouldn't get it on with any pupils, but it's unrealistic to expect them not to notice boinkability in the older ones.
 
2020-11-25 9:41:52 AM  
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Lambskincoat: What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff


I mean, it's what it sounds like to me and I'm a 42 year old man. If a grown adult man is "distracted" by a child wearing tight clothes, that person has NO business being a teacher.
 
2020-11-25 9:41:19 AM  
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rewind2846: Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.


Yes, but why are these kids wearing "skin-tight" clothing, too? Take teachers out of the mix; just the student's counterparts could be discomfited. Let's stop pretending that sartorial display isn't part of sexuality, and instead consider that as one goes through puberty, it is an education that should be received, but also appropriately taught to the degree of the societal norm, whatever that may be.
 
2020-11-25 9:34:40 AM  
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Bowen: Rapmaster2000: When I first started working as an engineer way back in 2000, the people who were my age wore polo shirts tucked into jeans.  We were less formal than the guys in their 40s who wore button down shirts and khakis, who I assume were less formal than their seniors who likely wore ties back in the early 80s.  Now, the 20-something men in my office wear shorts and T-shirts, and the women wear yoga pants.  Some of them wear half-shirts.

I feel old.

All the moms at my kids school wear yoga pants pretty much 24/7 (pre-Covid). Yes, I'm old. But come on, you're wearing sweatpants on back to school night? This is the way you want to meet your kids teacher for the first time?


I'd rather they do that, than wear pajamas... not sure what it is, but I'm seeing a lot of people wearing pajamas out in public, even before COVID
 
2020-11-25 9:33:15 AM  
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Livinglush: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

A while back, I checked out some high school photos as part of similar discussion.  it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.


And Definitely Not back when I was in school !  100% imagination... not a hint.   We did have Annette, though....
 
2020-11-25 9:31:11 AM  
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I went to a progressively minded hippy school when I was a kid, we would go swimming naked in the river on hot days.

I was in kindergarten so I really didn't think about it much, but I'd be willing to bet the older kids and teachers did (there were students there up to grade 10).

I suspect the old, "it's just the human body" excuse wouldn't fly these days.
 
2020-11-25 9:24:23 AM  
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namegoeshere: Hire less pervy teachers.


I will at least give them points for honesty.  Usually they blame the HS boys as the ones being distracted whereas here they are straight out admitting it's really the pervy teachers
 
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