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(Mirror.co.uk)   School tells girls not to wear tight-fitting gym clothes so they don't "distract" teachers. Still no word on how to prevent teachers from being "distracted" by students wearing tight-fitting clothes   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-25 3:28:45 PM  

Stantz: NikolaiFarkoff: is the balance of power in the relationship between teacher and student.

There have been several cases over the last few years where a teacher (of either sex) has been fired due to having a relationship with one of their pupils. the pupils were of legal age, and the age difference between the two were never anything approaching scandalous numbers, but it was the 'abuse of authority' that lost them their jobs. If they'd both been at separate schools and met via other means, there probably wouldn't be a problem.

someonelse: Stantz: Livinglush: it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.


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That was then

davynelson: [breakbrunch.com image 600x750]

This is now. There really is no comparison


True, in the sense that digital photo editing such as what was used in that picture is common now.
 
2020-11-25 3:45:50 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: inglixthemad: steklo: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...

My middle daughter had a friend that went from flat to, ahem, "blessed" over a summer. She was actually pretty embarrassed about it. I mean going from most of the teen boys ignoring her ~100lbs with "mosquito bites" body to staring at her ~115lbs with DD's body was quite a shock for a 15yo. The ultimate laugh was my daughter getting pissed off when she walked in on that friend having naked sexy time. Freaked the heck out, and made us sit her down for a bit of a chat. "Yes, we know it's not ideal your friend decided jumping in bed with your brother would be fun but we can't make him not date her or vice versa." Funny thing being the reason she jumped him, apparently, was because he didn't turn into a gibbering idiot when she suddenly grew boobs.

This brings up a question that I have never thought about before.

We al know that fast growing teenage boys can eat their parents out of house and home with their all-consuming appetites.

If a particular young girl has a fast episode of breast growing like you describe, do they too develop an uncontrollable bout of hunger while this is going on and have trouble stopping themselves from eating?

It seems to make sense that this would be the case.


Sadly, I can confirm that yes, this happens as well with girls.

/father of 4
//3 girls, lord help me
///another on the way...
 
2020-11-25 3:46:49 PM  

WastrelWay: Easy solution: have female teachers. Oh... wait....


All our female gym teachers were obvious lesbians.
 
2020-11-25 3:51:23 PM  
I just want to add that light grey yoga pants are the best for women to workout in.

When the sweat runs down their goodies, it outlines their nooks and crannies in darker grey sweat soaked material. I like that.
 
2020-11-25 3:57:53 PM  
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2020-11-25 4:04:08 PM  
So, is this true for boys, too?

How ;bout we skip all this, and do exercises the way they were done in ancient Greece... nude?
 
2020-11-25 4:08:04 PM  

whitroth: How ;bout we skip all this, and do exercises the way they were done in ancient Greece... nude?


don't forget this

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2020-11-25 4:11:29 PM  

arrogantbastich: Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.

Last person picked like typing detected.


Gym is great. I went to a rich suburb school though. We had hours allotted. Cross country skiing through the huge wooded school grounds. Massive tennis courts. Huge pool. It was awesome. We also had a girl get raped in the lockers by someone who went in a door they shouldn't have been able to. Someone also started a fire in another locker room. The world is full of bad people, and if we just eliminate everything just to stop the few bad apples then WTF are we even doing going to a school?


You sound straight.
 
2020-11-25 4:14:45 PM  

someonelse: True, in the sense that digital photo editing such as what was used in that picture is common now.


Absolutely, it's an impossible ideal that girls are hopelessly hoping to aspote to
 
2020-11-25 4:15:07 PM  

Stantz: someonelse: True, in the sense that digital photo editing such as what was used in that picture is common now.

Absolutely, it's an impossible ideal that girls are hopelessly hoping to aspote to


aspire. Dammit
 
2020-11-25 4:16:17 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Awful lot of Libertarians in this thread...


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2020-11-25 4:19:29 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 834x720]


The reactions of the girls on the bottom suggest that the girls on the top didn't wear panties that day.
 
2020-11-25 4:24:43 PM  

Latinwolf: The reactions of the girls on the bottom suggest that the girls on the top didn't wear panties that day.


I am not going to speculate what they were looking at. Could be any number of things, or non number of things.
 
2020-11-25 4:39:25 PM  

Salmon: WoodyHayes: Salmon: I went to a progressively minded hippy school when I was a kid, we would go swimming naked in the river on hot days.

I was in kindergarten so I really didn't think about it much, but I'd be willing to bet the older kids and teachers did (there were students there up to grade 10).

I suspect the old, "it's just the human body" excuse wouldn't fly these days.

Was this a public school? This really happened? When was this?

https://www.wholeschool.ca/

Looks like they're only up to grade 7 now, but I guess they could have been back then and I wouldn't have known as a youngster.

It happened, I've not made this up, my mom was a teacher there.

As a school, we watched Harold and Maude on reel-to-reel if that sets a timeline; it definately set my preference for older women and burning shiat.


Ah, I didn't know it was in Canada. I suppose I could have checked your profile first.

I didn't mean to imply you had made it up if that was inferred, just seemed like something that never would have flown around here at really any point in time.

From the link it seems to be a private school and not a public one, though a cursory look couldn't confirm it. It also might be what here in the United States are termed as "alternative" schools which are public but have different approaches which are generally more artsy/laid back/possibly vocational.
 
2020-11-25 4:47:31 PM  
Kind of surprised that the ancient by internet standards pic of the teenage guy in line for goodies (IIRC, doesn't matter) at the pool sporting an obvious boner as he takes in the sights of those who are ahead of him hasn't been posted. Maybe it has and got deleted, not sure if it is kosher now.
 
2020-11-25 4:47:42 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 700x753]


In just a few years, she will have that exact face...exact number of years depends, but it's coming.
 
2020-11-25 4:50:59 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: steklo: [Fark user image 700x753]

In just a few years, she will have that exact face...exact number of years depends, but it's coming.


yup fruit never falls far from a tree.
 
2020-11-25 4:56:25 PM  
"Please stop being so nubile."

LOL
 
2020-11-25 4:59:04 PM  

flondrix: In any case, that is what engineers call a "solved problem."
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I committed and read the entire comic. WTF is any of that supposed to mean? Is that a comic that says nothing of value or interest? I'm both enraged that something so below mediocre would exist, and curious as to WHY.
 
2020-11-25 5:00:10 PM  
Not a teacher but yeah, good luck keeping me from getting a chub from a tightly-dressed good-looking 17-18 y.o girl.

I swear to farking gawd, this country is like a gender-reversed Saudi Arabia sometimes.  [thick desi accent]: "If you gaze upon the buttocks, then your phallus must pay with the blow of the scimitar, inshallah."
 
2020-11-25 5:10:12 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Not a teacher but yeah, good luck keeping me from getting a chub from a tightly-dressed good-looking 17-18 y.o girl.

I swear to farking gawd, this country is like a gender-reversed Saudi Arabia sometimes.  [thick desi accent]: "If you gaze upon the buttocks, then your phallus must pay with the blow of the scimitar, inshallah."


Walk it off.
 
2020-11-25 5:11:01 PM  

slantsix: I'm both enraged that something so below mediocre would exist, and curious as to WHY.



Art is what you make of it. Might not please you, but it might please others.
 
2020-11-25 5:13:01 PM  
I'm here for the volleyball ass pics.

/no butt looking until they're legal
//17 yrs 364 days old? BAD, NO LOOK
///the next day? everything changes. suddenly, all the butts
 
2020-11-25 5:16:04 PM  
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2020-11-25 5:16:57 PM  
and now, one for the ladies

top secret! ballerini
Youtube mSJVEb-qljA
 
2020-11-25 5:56:36 PM  
How this hasn't been posted in here is beyond me. 

Harry Potter: Hermione Growth Spurt - SNL
Youtube uwfdFCP3KYM
 
2020-11-25 5:58:52 PM  

ShamanGator: BeotchPudding

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Donkey punch practice???


PHITBASH?
 
2020-11-25 6:08:23 PM  

Salmon: WoodyHayes: Salmon: I went to a progressively minded hippy school when I was a kid, we would go swimming naked in the river on hot days.

I was in kindergarten so I really didn't think about it much, but I'd be willing to bet the older kids and teachers did (there were students there up to grade 10).

I suspect the old, "it's just the human body" excuse wouldn't fly these days.

Was this a public school? This really happened? When was this?

https://www.wholeschool.ca/

Looks like they're only up to grade 7 now, but I guess they could have been back then and I wouldn't have known as a youngster.

It happened, I've not made this up, my mom was a teacher there.

As a school, we watched Harold and Maude on reel-to-reel if that sets a timeline; it definately set my preference for older women and burning shiat.


Those were the days my friend I thought they'd never end
 
2020-11-25 6:14:43 PM  

steklo: snowybunting: Room 222

Karen Valentine for the win...

I barely remember that show...


I thought it was a student, but I'll go with your memory over mine.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:12 PM  
This is very simple.

1. It is not in any way weird or creepy to feel sexual attraction for other people who are sexually developed, regardless of what side of the legal age of consent they fall on.  It's perfectly natural for both men and women. There are rules about when it's OK to express that attraction, and when it's OK to have sex with people, but that's immaterial here, because-

2. I don't care what your job is.... teacher, doctor, stock broker, office drone, whatever.... if you can't perform your duties without getting "distracted" because there are attractive people around, you've got major issues and need to grow the fark up, preferably while looking for a new job.  The only reason school dress codes should exist is to keep students from distracting one another.  They're kids, and can't help it.
 
2020-11-25 7:05:02 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: inglixthemad: steklo: Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction

You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...

My middle daughter had a friend that went from flat to, ahem, "blessed" over a summer. She was actually pretty embarrassed about it. I mean going from most of the teen boys ignoring her ~100lbs with "mosquito bites" body to staring at her ~115lbs with DD's body was quite a shock for a 15yo. The ultimate laugh was my daughter getting pissed off when she walked in on that friend having naked sexy time. Freaked the heck out, and made us sit her down for a bit of a chat. "Yes, we know it's not ideal your friend decided jumping in bed with your brother would be fun but we can't make him not date her or vice versa." Funny thing being the reason she jumped him, apparently, was because he didn't turn into a gibbering idiot when she suddenly grew boobs.

This brings up a question that I have never thought about before.

We al know that fast growing teenage boys can eat their parents out of house and home with their all-consuming appetites.

If a particular young girl has a fast episode of breast growing like you describe, do they too develop an uncontrollable bout of hunger while this is going on and have trouble stopping themselves from eating?

It seems to make sense that this would be the case.


Currently feeding a teenage girl. I can confirm this. She eats everything in sight.
 
2020-11-25 7:16:46 PM  

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


It was the 80s.  The shorts the guys were wearing were improbably short.  Girls were still wearing leg warmers and what not.
 
2020-11-25 7:18:58 PM  
Does she eat butter, cream cheese, etc just, like, using a spoon?  I'm not saying I did that when I was a teenager, but....
 
2020-11-25 7:45:17 PM  

isamudyson: How this hasn't been posted in here is beyond me. 

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Boy, if I ever have five minutes to live, I'll spend it watching an SNL skit. Makes five minutes feel like hours.
 
2020-11-25 8:23:06 PM  

steklo: Art is what you make of it. Might not please you, but it might please others.


You're right, but that doesn't make just any art worthy of appreciation.

I am not a critic or historian, but I do have 11 years of post-secondary art education including a master's in architecture, am a licensed architect, and have taught drawing at the university level. What do I know?
 
2020-11-25 8:45:07 PM  
Just checked the IMDB parent's warning on "Dreamland". Seems like it might get watched as much as Wolf of Wall Street (you know why).
 
2020-11-25 8:45:53 PM  

isamudyson: Just checked the IMDB parent's warning on "Dreamland". Seems like it might get watched as much as Wolf of Wall Street (you know why).


Wrong thread! Sorry.
 
2020-11-25 8:50:22 PM  
On one hand, like they said, if a 12 year old in leggings is "distracting" they shouldn't be teaching... or be allowed anywhere near kids in any capacity.

On the other hand, I can easily envision a future world where the prerequisite of becoming a teacher is having one's genitals surgically removed and GoPro camera implanted into their foreheads for 24/7 government monitoring of all their activities to maintain "standards."

Because if there is one thing we can always be certain of, it's that no matter what the problem is, the government's solution will just be another problem.
 
2020-11-26 5:02:09 AM  

slantsix: steklo: Art is what you make of it. Might not please you, but it might please others.

You're right, but that doesn't make just any art worthy of appreciation.

I am not a critic or historian, but I do have 11 years of post-secondary art education including a master's in architecture, am a licensed architect, and have taught drawing at the university level. What do I know?


While it wasn't quite the perfect encapsulation of somebody building themselves up with false humility combined with the utter lack of self-awareness one naturally gains from existing in the real world this was still a quite lovely post, thank you. Art is great, it is the people who take it seriously who are the reason so much derision is cast at it however.
 
2020-11-26 5:35:14 AM  

slantsix: You're right, but that doesn't make just any art worthy of appreciation.


If it's worthy of appreciation it's art. If anyone appreciates it, it's worthy of appreciation. Unless you think some people's appreciation is worthless, in which case you are implying that they are worthless.

Why brings us to entartete Kunst.
 
2020-11-26 9:29:15 AM  

Somacandra: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: [Fark user image 425x212] [View Full Size image _x_]

Yeah, but she did KISS and J. Geils.


And Dexys Midnight Runners.
 
2020-11-26 11:12:19 AM  
Did my electrical apprenticeship from '64 to '68.. the contractor I worked for had a rental house on the property, and the occupants had a very attractive daughter, who had an obvious 'hunger', so to speak...  appeared to be 18ish... cleaning out a truck one day, and she was hanging around, and her dad came over and sent her home, and informed he she was actually 12... told him I knew that when she started talking, and no, there was not and wouldn't be any 'activity'...  I also had been warned by my employer''s wife before she started hanging around..  her dad was an ok guy... said that anyone wearing pants was fair game for her... she did look good, though...
 
2020-11-26 11:44:29 AM  

OlderGuy: Did my electrical apprenticeship from '64 to '68.. the contractor I worked for had a rental house on the property, and the occupants had a very attractive daughter, who had an obvious 'hunger', so to speak...  appeared to be 18ish... cleaning out a truck one day, and she was hanging around, and her dad came over and sent her home, and informed he she was actually 12... told him I knew that when she started talking, and no, there was not and wouldn't be any 'activity'...  I also had been warned by my employer''s wife before she started hanging around..  her dad was an ok guy... said that anyone wearing pants was fair game for her... she did look good, though...


Username checks out.
 
2020-11-26 11:44:39 AM  

OlderGuy: Did my electrical apprenticeship from '64 to '68.. the contractor I worked for had a rental house on the property, and the occupants had a very attractive daughter, who had an obvious 'hunger', so to speak...  appeared to be 18ish... cleaning out a truck one day, and she was hanging around, and her dad came over and sent her home, and informed he she was actually 12... told him I knew that when she started talking, and no, there was not and wouldn't be any 'activity'...  I also had been warned by my employer''s wife before she started hanging around..  her dad was an ok guy... said that anyone wearing pants was fair game for her... she did look good, though...


One of the guys warned us about his cousin, 16, who was stopping by to visit him over the summer. We had just finished our sophomore year... and this girl hit on all of us, except her cousin obviously. We all saw her topless, nice boobs with amazing erasers, and a couple of us saw her nekkid when she "accidentally" walked to her room after a shower and "didn't realize we were there"... about ten times over her visit. Far as I know none of us took the (jail)bait. Granted, back then we probably would've had to deal with an angry father not the cops. Still, nice looking as she was, she wasn't worth the potential headache.
 
2020-11-26 2:18:34 PM  

turboke: OlderGuy: Did my electrical apprenticeship from '64 to '68.. the contractor I worked for had a rental house on the property, and the occupants had a very attractive daughter, who had an obvious 'hunger', so to speak...  appeared to be 18ish... cleaning out a truck one day, and she was hanging around, and her dad came over and sent her home, and informed he she was actually 12... told him I knew that when she started talking, and no, there was not and wouldn't be any 'activity'...  I also had been warned by my employer''s wife before she started hanging around..  her dad was an ok guy... said that anyone wearing pants was fair game for her... she did look good, though...

Username checks out.


Gee.. you think so ?
 
2020-11-26 5:03:48 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Somacandra: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: [Fark user image 425x212] [View Full Size image _x_]

Yeah, but she did KISS and J. Geils.

And Dexys Midnight Runners.


And Bill Clinton.
 
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