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(Mirror.co.uk)   School tells girls not to wear tight-fitting gym clothes so they don't "distract" teachers. Still no word on how to prevent teachers from being "distracted" by students wearing tight-fitting clothes   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-25 8:28:27 AM  
Blind the ones who are distracted by the children in tight clothes.
 
2020-11-25 8:34:39 AM  
Rules to prevent rape.

#1. DON'T RAPE PEOPLE!!!!!
 
2020-11-25 8:39:40 AM  
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2020-11-25 8:41:18 AM  
Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.
 
2020-11-25 8:47:06 AM  
When I first started working as an engineer way back in 2000, the people who were my age wore polo shirts tucked into jeans.  We were less formal than the guys in their 40s who wore button down shirts and khakis, who I assume were less formal than their seniors who likely wore ties back in the early 80s.  Now, the 20-something men in my office wear shorts and T-shirts, and the women wear yoga pants.  Some of them wear half-shirts.

I feel old.
 
2020-11-25 8:47:12 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.


Last person picked like typing detected.


Gym is great. I went to a rich suburb school though. We had hours allotted. Cross country skiing through the huge wooded school grounds. Massive tennis courts. Huge pool. It was awesome. We also had a girl get raped in the lockers by someone who went in a door they shouldn't have been able to. Someone also started a fire in another locker room. The world is full of bad people, and if we just eliminate everything just to stop the few bad apples then WTF are we even doing going to a school?
 
2020-11-25 8:51:42 AM  
TFA is useless without pics.
 
2020-11-25 8:55:55 AM  
Hire less pervy teachers.
 
2020-11-25 8:56:44 AM  
The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me
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2020-11-25 8:58:08 AM  
What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff
 
2020-11-25 9:02:39 AM  
FTFA: "This is appalling, majority of students are 12-18 years old."

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2020-11-25 9:06:30 AM  
Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.
 
2020-11-25 9:07:58 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


They're turned off by the fact you still have your own jizz crustily dried up on your 4 mustache hairs.
 
2020-11-25 9:08:03 AM  
Girls, it's your right to dress anyway you like, you just can't control who's attention you attract.

Should the men and boys leer?  Probably not, but they do have the right to. They don't have the right to anything past that.  Not your attention, not your smile, or even not being glared at.
 
2020-11-25 9:10:11 AM  
Yeah...I kinda agree.  I coached High school girls Volleyball.
 
2020-11-25 9:10:19 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


Try skinny jeans
 
2020-11-25 9:10:33 AM  

Leader O'Cola: They're turned off by the fact you still have your own jizz crustily dried up on your 4 mustache hairs.


I'd literally beat you to death with my gym fedora if you said this to me in meatspace.

I'm the one with the trucknut earrings.  You see me motoring my Hoverround towards you, you better walk briskly in the opposite direction.
 
2020-11-25 9:11:04 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:11:44 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Try skinny jeans


They make my butt look bigger than it already is.  It's basically cheating at that point.
 
2020-11-25 9:12:15 AM  

Lambskincoat: What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff


Don't know about these days, but several girls in my class back in junior high would compete to see who could give more teachers an uncomfortable and obvious boner.
 
2020-11-25 9:12:55 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:15:16 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Gym is a perversion, and needs to be banned by Congress.

School sports too.


Congress has that effect on Ireland?  Try reading the article next time, genius.
 
2020-11-25 9:15:33 AM  
Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction
 
2020-11-25 9:15:54 AM  

Lambskincoat: What that notice sounds like to the students: The male teachers are very horny for young girls, please give their boners a break, and dress like nuns for a bit. Thanks, the staff


Pretty sure that's what it sounds like to everyone.
 
2020-11-25 9:16:04 AM  
School tells girls not to wear tight-fitting gym clothes so they don't 'distract' teachers. Still no word on how to prevent teachers from being 'distracted' by students wearing tight-fitting clothes

Saltpeter in their coffee?
 
2020-11-25 9:17:11 AM  

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


You never met Allison from the 7th grade. (1980 or so) Way back when, the school made the girls wear these really really tight yellow shirts...I mean really tight...
 
2020-11-25 9:17:54 AM  
Obligatory tight fitting gym class:

Phoebe Cates (Private School) & girls 80's spandex & leotards exercise - 720p
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2020-11-25 9:18:10 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


I am attractive American internet girl. Please send pictures of self in tight gymnasium clothing, and $5,000, and I will have much sex with you. Thank you for your consideration
 
2020-11-25 9:18:35 AM  
Clara Fernandez Spanish Pole Vaulter
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La Voltera del la pole'.  Este un uniforma de eschoola.
 
2020-11-25 9:20:04 AM  
Based on what they already make them wear, they probably don't want any leggings to get in the way of their old teachers with a mirror or camera on the bottom of their cane to look upskirt:

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2020-11-25 9:20:12 AM  
Why are teachers staring at 12-18 year old girls?
Let's try dealing with that first. Teaching people not to eye-rape is better than teaching people how to avoid being eye-raped.
 
2020-11-25 9:20:57 AM  

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La Voltera del la pole'.  Este un uniforma de eschoola.


Wow, she has a bouncy stride.
 
2020-11-25 9:21:27 AM  

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


A while back, I checked out some high school photos as part of similar discussion.  it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.
 
2020-11-25 9:21:29 AM  
Easy solution: have female teachers. Oh... wait....
 
2020-11-25 9:22:22 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Believe me, I've tried, I wear tight-fitting gym clothes every single day and women still do not want to have sex with me, even when I am violently grunting and benching all 95 pounds on multiple occasions.

Maybe I need to wear more than one cologne when I go to the gym.


They make more than one cologne?!
 
2020-11-25 9:23:25 AM  
I'm 44, I've made it easy on myself by not even acknowledging anyone under 30 as a functional human being or worthy of an opinion, much less anything else.  Tadpole humans can wear whatever they want, I don't really care, do you?
 
2020-11-25 9:23:31 AM  

Rapmaster2000: When I first started working as an engineer way back in 2000, the people who were my age wore polo shirts tucked into jeans.  We were less formal than the guys in their 40s who wore button down shirts and khakis, who I assume were less formal than their seniors who likely wore ties back in the early 80s.  Now, the 20-something men in my office wear shorts and T-shirts, and the women wear yoga pants.  Some of them wear half-shirts.

I feel old.


All the moms at my kids school wear yoga pants pretty much 24/7 (pre-Covid). Yes, I'm old. But come on, you're wearing sweatpants on back to school night? This is the way you want to meet your kids teacher for the first time?
 
2020-11-25 9:24:19 AM  

Stantz: Maybe I'm old (47, so maybe) but I never remember any of the girls I went to school with looking particularly distracting during gym class. But this WAS mid-late 80's, so the hair was probably the bigger distraction


You would have been blinded by all the neon.
 
2020-11-25 9:24:23 AM  

namegoeshere: Hire less pervy teachers.


I will at least give them points for honesty.  Usually they blame the HS boys as the ones being distracted whereas here they are straight out admitting it's really the pervy teachers
 
2020-11-25 9:25:15 AM  

Livinglush: it's really true, girls DID NOT look like this 20 years ago.


Simple explanation - no IG, SC, TT or social media in general. Pop stars were bubbly and innocent, and no-one made themselves household names by publicly dressing like a hooker or wearing bikinis totalling 2 inches square of material. Jordyn, i'm looking at you.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:16 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:25:24 AM  
Geez, don't let those teachers near a college volleyball game

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2020-11-25 9:25:39 AM  

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Well, it's harder for the chunky girls to escape, so.....
 
2020-11-25 9:25:48 AM  
Maybe they should wear the privacy policy of that asshat website.
 
2020-11-25 9:25:48 AM  
Taking a cynical view here:

The source article says some girls were pulled out of class and told not to wear revealing clothes to school, in accordance with school uniform rules (ubiquitous in the UK and Ireland).

No boys were given the same talk, presumably because revealing clothes are not common among male students because revealing clothes are not part of the cultural landscape and the male uniform doesn't really allow it anyway.

The evidence (so far, I'll happily concede this if more comes out) is that one or more pissed off girls or parents claim they were told their clothes were distracting to male teachers.

I'm happy to change my mind if more comes out, but for now this looks like a case of the annual "testing of limits" around the beginning of the school year and some students/parents going scorched earth with possibly made up claimsupon finding the limit.
 
2020-11-25 9:26:53 AM  
Adding to the obligatory video pile

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2020-11-25 9:28:02 AM  
Moose knuckles still OK tho?
 
2020-11-25 9:28:12 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:29:05 AM  
Archie Goodwin: you would have been blinded by all the neon

I'm actually partially sighted in one eye., so that may explain things...
 
2020-11-25 9:29:08 AM  
"No idea why they've gone quiet," said Foster Friess, a high-dollar Republican donor who chipped in $250,000 to America First this year. "Maybe they've run out of money."

I doubt they have run out of money. Trump is most likely pocketing it and putting it into an off-shore bank account.
 
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