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(Science Alert)   Largest pile of NOPE ever recorded on the deep sea floor suggests we have a lot to learn about life in the Abyss   (sciencealert.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Ocean, Oceanography, Deep sea fish, Deep sea, darkness of the deep sea, greatest number of deep sea fish, cutthroat eels, current literature  
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2346 clicks; posted to STEM » on 25 Nov 2020 at 7:55 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-25 7:55:13 AM  
Do you want Cthulhu? Because that is how you get Cthulhu.
 
2020-11-25 8:16:04 AM  
There must have been a hovercraft nearby.
 
2020-11-25 8:17:48 AM  
That's not NOPE, that's delicious. Mmm, unagi...


/ Yes, I know unagi is the freshwater variety.
 
2020-11-25 8:18:28 AM  
"Our observations truly surprised us,"

kill all the scientistd
 
2020-11-25 8:18:34 AM  
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2020-11-25 9:01:53 AM  
We got to see Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio topless in The Abyss. I've seen all I need to see.
 
2020-11-25 9:59:54 AM  
Makes you wonder what else is down there.  Sucks it's about to be mined 😐
 
2020-11-25 10:18:12 AM  
Typical mining mindset: Hay, if we trash the ocean floor, no one can see it.
 
2020-11-25 11:14:47 AM  

Ginnungagap42: That's not NOPE, that's delicious.


The NOPE trope is tired and needs put to bed, but Subby needs to be "put to sleep".
 
2020-11-25 11:15:47 AM  

natazha: Typical mining mindset: Hay, if we trash the ocean floor, no one can see it.


No.  The typical mining mindset stops at: Hey, we'll get rich!
 
2020-11-25 11:33:17 AM  
Sea floor? Forget that. We have ROCKETS TO LAUNCH INTO SKY LOOK AT FIRE COMING FROM ITS BUTT!
 
2020-11-25 11:40:09 AM  
Imagine swimming in the ocean and you swim right into a swarm of eels and they start burrowing into your skin, all over and all at once, gnashing teeth, tearing flesh, digging deep.
 
2020-11-25 12:03:00 PM  
The Tin Drum - Horse Head Scene
Youtube GFSstdnfqjk
 
2020-11-25 4:28:42 PM  
There isn't anything in the world that someone won't fark up for a profit, is my takeaway from the recent enthusiasm for undersea mining.

People playing life like Minecraft but with 7 billion on the server, you can actually do a lot of damage to an earth sized world and it turns out you can't just put a layer of dirt over mistakes and call them "fixed" IRL.
 
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