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2020-11-25 8:47:11 AM  
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LOL. S'truth!
 
2020-11-25 9:30:41 AM  
ohhhhh, Ivy Leaguers and the global elites ... so ssssccccaaarrryyyyy ...
 
2020-11-25 9:35:19 AM  
Not everybody can get into prestigous community colleges and Florida universities dude. Have some compassion.
 
2020-11-25 9:36:27 AM  
Shut up you leightweight chocker.

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2020-11-25 9:46:49 AM  
When did we get "independent" of China? Was there a conference that I missed? I recognize that a lot has happened during the 25 years of the Trump administration but cannot recall our weening ourselves of Chinese manufacturing, minerals and influence.
 
2020-11-25 10:15:19 AM  

Scoobie: ohhhhh, Ivy Leaguers and the global elites ... so ssssccccaaarrryyyyy ...


Competence and expertise are scary.  To those who lack them.
 
2020-11-25 10:19:12 AM  
If the GOP wakes up in the morning and doesn't immediately go fark itself, then they're just wasting everyone's time.
 
2020-11-25 11:25:30 AM  
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2020-11-25 11:44:16 AM  
Li'l Marco, isn't it about time for your nap? You seem up awful late.
 
2020-11-25 12:27:57 PM  
It's not just "boots" that Li'l Marco has been licking.
 
2020-11-25 12:39:50 PM  
caretakers of America's decline?

WTF was the past four years then, Marco?
 
2020-11-25 12:43:37 PM  
It's interesting to see who's all still angling for pardons before the end of his term...
 
2020-11-25 12:44:36 PM  
Rubio can't even recognize decline if it's shambling down a gentle ramp while fearing for the safety of an ass.
 
2020-11-25 12:46:03 PM  
I wonder what his favorite flavor of boot polish is?

Black?
Brown?
White?


It's white, isn't it?
 
2020-11-25 12:46:06 PM  
It's impossible to tell the difference between a real article about the GOP and an Onion headline.

Trump: Biden will 'listen to the scientists' if elected
 
2020-11-25 12:46:14 PM  
Rubio.

1.Lied about his parent's leaving Cuba because of Castro. On his official Gov site

2.Hid the fact is brother in law was the largest drug dealer in Miami at one point.  And he lived with him but said he had no idea.

3.Was arrested for cruising to sell his twink ass in a known pay for play gay park, but it was covered up.

That Marco Rubio.
 
2020-11-25 12:46:26 PM  
I'm legit, unironically happy that we've reverted from the Republicans plotting active sedition back to their favorite pastime, complaining about how the libs are ruining America. I'll take japes at garden variety political corruption over active plots to overthrow the will of the people to re-install a dangerous demagogue any day.
 
2020-11-25 12:46:41 PM  
He's about the right height.
 
2020-11-25 12:47:10 PM  
Ya know, "polite and orderly caretakers of America's decline" sound pretty good compared to the for-profit nursing-home operators who've been beating us and withholding food and medicine for the last four years.
 
2020-11-25 12:47:20 PM  
We just ran a 4 year experiment of letting dumb, uneducated outsiders run the country. It was an abject failure.
 
2020-11-25 12:47:47 PM  
We absolutely can't have intelligent, competent people in the cabinet to succeed!  Trump proved...the opposite of that.  Carry on then.
 
2020-11-25 12:47:50 PM  
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why so many "tough guy" sort of people flock to pathetic, whiney, little biatches like Rubio and Trump to represent them.
 
2020-11-25 12:48:03 PM  
So, Rubio would be OK with a JU-CO Cabinet?

That was the most senseless non-Trump tweet I've ever read.
 
2020-11-25 12:49:09 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:49:28 PM  
"I'm not a politician!  I'm a fresh face!"

- not a positive selling point any more.
 
2020-11-25 12:50:15 PM  

firefly212: I cannot, for the life of me, understand why so many "tough guy" sort of people flock to pathetic, whiney, little biatches like Rubio and Trump to represent them.


Because a) They're not really tough and b) They're easily fooled by even the weakest facade of toughness.
 
2020-11-25 12:50:16 PM  
That's ok Little Marco, the man who humiliated you in front of the world set a precedent by adding the word "acting" in front of the job title and you were totally fine with it, so Biden doesn't need your approval for anything. So, you just be as obstinate as your Little Marco heart desires.
 
2020-11-25 12:50:58 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:51:50 PM  
Marco's just confused because he thinks any appointee is unqualified unless they're related to the president, a felon, a traitor, and/or promise to cut him in on their grift.  It's just how Republicans think.
 
2020-11-25 12:52:34 PM  
Marco Rubio Republican, bootlicker

It would perhaps save time if we don't try to enumerate all the bootlickers.
 
2020-11-25 12:53:23 PM  

Fireproof: firefly212: I cannot, for the life of me, understand why so many "tough guy" sort of people flock to pathetic, whiney, little biatches like Rubio and Trump to represent them.

Because a) They're not really tough and b) They're easily fooled by even the weakest facade of toughness.


Biden buried a wife and a child and still keeps the faith. That's true strength
 
2020-11-25 12:53:24 PM  
2022
 
2020-11-25 12:53:49 PM  
We must dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing.
 
2020-11-25 12:54:32 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: When did we get "independent" of China? Was there a conference that I missed? I recognize that a lot has happened during the 25 years of the Trump administration but cannot recall our weening ourselves of Chinese manufacturing, minerals and influence.


Isn't our trade deficit with China even higher than ever before?
 
2020-11-25 12:55:35 PM  
Rubio is the chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee.  If I were a senator I'd take that as a personal insult to my intelligence.
 
2020-11-25 12:57:25 PM  
The only reason Marco Rubio didn't attend an Ivy League school is because he didn't have the grades. He borrowed money for University of Miami, which ain't cheap.

If he had the grades, he would have borrowed the cash, or applied for scholarships, for any Ivy League school. He'd also be the kind of insufferable ahole who bragged about it. In fairness, I don't think his parents went to college. If you are the first in your family to go, and make the Ivy League, that's something to brag about. He's just generally an insufferable ahole.
 
2020-11-25 12:57:28 PM  
"Biden's cabinet picks ... will be polite & orderly caretakers of America's decline,"

Caretakers.  Not the farking cause, you farkstick, just the people who got the job playing hospice nurse.
 
2020-11-25 12:58:38 PM  

SFSailor: Marco's just confused because he thinks any appointee is unqualified unless they're related to the president, a felon, a traitor, and/or promise to cut him in on their grift.  It's just how Republicans think.


Half the country believes we are on our way to their socialist utopia, the other half understands that there will be a shooting CW2 before that happens.
 
2020-11-25 12:58:45 PM  
Sorry Marco, all the Trump U alums were picking up a third shift at Arby's.
 
2020-11-25 12:59:57 PM  

Walker: Shut up you leightweight chocker.

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"Chocker" ?  Did he misspell Choker or is that some weird Trumpism I'm unfamiliar with?
 
2020-11-25 1:00:16 PM  
I dunno, maybe Rubio LIKES getting a public Twitter beatdown.
 
2020-11-25 1:00:52 PM  
Why don't you get on your trike and get the hell out of here, pipsqueak.
 
2020-11-25 1:02:12 PM  
I see there will be no reflection or regret for enabling Trump to piss on everything American and call it patriotism. And no, I really don't expect any from Rubio or any of the Trump licking Whoors that call themselves Replublicans.
 
2020-11-25 1:02:22 PM  

Sgt Otter: Walker: Shut up you leightweight chocker.

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"Chocker" ?  Did he misspell Choker or is that some weird Trumpism I'm unfamiliar with?


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2020-11-25 1:04:15 PM  

desertratt: SFSailor: Marco's just confused because he thinks any appointee is unqualified unless they're related to the president, a felon, a traitor, and/or promise to cut him in on their grift.  It's just how Republicans think.

Half the country believes we are on our way to their socialist utopia, the other half understands that there will be a shooting CW2 before that happens.


Can you let me into the universe where Bernie won?
 
2020-11-25 1:06:01 PM  

desertratt: the other half understands that there will be a shooting CW2 before that happens.


They will die trying and be unmourned.
 
2020-11-25 1:06:29 PM  
Taint licker subby, taint licker.
 
2020-11-25 1:08:00 PM  

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LOL. S'truth!


I believe the Brits write it "strewth".
 
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2020-11-25 1:08:56 PM  

Ishkur: caretakers of America's decline?

WTF was the past four years then, Marco?


I think rubio is being read incorrectly here: these are the polite and orderly caretakers of America's decline. The previous ones were anything but polite or orderly, and if they attended the right conferences it was to peek up skirts.
 
2020-11-25 1:09:45 PM  

Sgt Otter: Walker: Shut up you leightweight chocker.

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"Chocker" ?  Did he misspell Choker or is that some weird Trumpism I'm unfamiliar with?

No, he misspelled "chonker." Must have been one of the memelords posting his twits that day.

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