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(Slate)   "My greatest frenemy 'accidentally' sent me a sexy photo, and my reaction surprised me. Can frenemies become more and come out of the frenemy zone?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-11-25 9:29:58 AM  
17 votes:

some_beer_drinker: As a guy, if I don't like you, you will know. If I really don't like you, you better have a good dentist.


I can vouch for this. Stop sending me candy.
 
2020-11-25 9:26:37 AM  
10 votes:
TFA: Think about what you might lose socially if this blows up in your faces

Good night everybody!
 
2020-11-25 3:07:22 PM  
7 votes:
FTA: "The two of you share a friend group, and you seem to be headed toward sharing a penis. Think about what you might lose socially if this blows up in your faces..."

I am not ashamed to say I actually laughed out loud at that phrasing.
 
2020-11-25 8:45:57 AM  
6 votes:

Sorelian's Ghost: Everything past the letter 'I' is fake.


IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!
 
2020-11-25 7:06:36 AM  
5 votes:
Everything past the letter 'I' is fake.
 
2020-11-25 9:41:52 AM  
4 votes:
Family Guy - Men We Know How To Be Friends
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2020-11-25 9:28:47 AM  
4 votes:
As a guy, if I don't like you, you will know. If I really don't like you, you better have a good dentist.
 
2020-11-25 11:54:20 AM  
3 votes:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: /sex didn't come up - neither one of us was into dudes


Try harder.
 
2020-11-25 8:50:13 AM  
3 votes:
Slate is now our personal erotica site?
 
2020-11-25 8:43:24 AM  
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
2020-11-25 8:00:32 AM  
3 votes:

bostonguy: I will never understand why women often hate each other so much. Guys don't have "frenemies."

Farkettes, care to help?


Guys absolutely have frenemies.

Sometimes they use the word "competitors" or political adversaries, but yeah, that word absolutely applies in situations with dudes
 
2020-11-25 1:59:46 PM  
2 votes:
This is nothing like what happens whenever I get a jizz-face picture from a female friend.

yohohogreengiant: bostonguy: I will never understand why women often hate each other so much. Guys don't have "frenemies."

Farkettes, care to help?

Guys absolutely have frenemies.

Sometimes they use the word "competitors" or political adversaries, but yeah, that word absolutely applies in situations with dudes


Then they "accidentally" text you a jizz-face pic...
 
2020-11-25 11:07:34 AM  
2 votes:
So instead of "Dear Penthouse" we now have "Dear Slate"
 
2020-11-25 8:02:27 AM  
2 votes:

yohohogreengiant: bostonguy: I will never understand why women often hate each other so much. Guys don't have "frenemies."

Farkettes, care to help?

Guys absolutely have frenemies.

Sometimes they use the word "competitors" or political adversaries, but yeah, that word absolutely applies in situations with dudes


When you're like 18-24 with your largest friend group, there is usually at least one dude you never hang out with solo because you don't actually like him.

/Mine died of kidney failure just a few years after robbing the grandparents who raised him
 
2020-11-25 7:41:23 AM  
2 votes:

Sorelian's Ghost: Everything past the letter 'I' is fake. word "Slate" is fake.


But hate sex can be gooooood.
 
2020-11-25 12:21:01 PM  
1 vote:
Send her back a pic of yourself, on your knees, with a dildo in front of your face and whipped cream on your mouth. What happens, happens.
 
2020-11-25 12:07:49 PM  
1 vote:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I had a fwb for years and we really couldn't stand socializing with each other.  The sex was fantastic though


We aren't talking about cousins.
 
2020-11-25 11:31:38 AM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: A year ago, I came to see what the term "hate fark" meant. Jesus, what a spoiled rich oblivious asshole. And hot. Clearly he was my superior.

We got in a big screaming fight one day and he fired me.


And did you... you know? After you were fired it didn't break any workplace rules.
 
2020-11-25 10:49:40 AM  
1 vote:
A year ago, I came to see what the term "hate fark" meant. Jesus, what a spoiled rich oblivious asshole. And hot. Clearly he was my superior.

We got in a big screaming fight one day and he fired me.
 
2020-11-25 9:46:26 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-25 9:14:31 AM  
1 vote:

Schlubbe: As always, we'll need to see the photo if you want us to help


Yeah, how are we supposed to make an informed decision otherwise?  That's just science!
 
2020-11-25 8:55:59 AM  
1 vote:

Nurglitch: It's funny, of my friend group from that time the only one I'm still in contact with, and rather good friends with (only one invited to and attending my wedding) was the guy I had wished would be hit by a car or something. I somehow fell out of friendship with the rest and became friends with him. Life is funny sometimes.


My best friend from college and my twenties (met when he was my roommate freshman year) no longer speaks to me. The first straw was when I moved to Israel -- had had always been very pro-Palestinian and anti-Israel. The final straw was when he became an alcoholic and cheated on his wife (a mutual friend in our circle in college) with his secretary and then left her. He pretty much cut ties with our whole friend group.

Yeah, it's sad how life changes people after your twenties. Maybe they should make a show about being in your thirties or something. Nah, forget it -- such a show would be depressing. And probably set in Philly.
 
2020-11-25 8:42:39 AM  
1 vote:

yohohogreengiant: bostonguy: I will never understand why women often hate each other so much. Guys don't have "frenemies."

Farkettes, care to help?

Guys absolutely have frenemies.

Sometimes they use the word "competitors" or political adversaries, but yeah, that word absolutely applies in situations with dudes


Had one for years.  I ran graveyard shift operations, he was a project manager that wanted his shiat prioritized.  (Often with a fair reason, but he didn't know what was going on with overall transmission and the needs of the whole operation.)  Not agreeing with one another was part of our job duties.  Dude was cool, but our work priorities were not only opposed, but designed to be opposed.  Some interesting arguments to say the least.

/sex didn't come up - neither one of us was into dudes
 
2020-11-25 8:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
As always, we'll need to see the photo if you want us to help
 
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