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(Local10 WPLG)   Actual headline: Woman uses 'Fresh Meth Tonight' cyberstalking campaign to target romantic rival, deputies say   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Mobile phone, victim of Vanessa Marie Huckaba, Florida Keys, Text messaging, Florida Keys woman, restraining order, detective's investigation, Deputy Kat Donavon  
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2020-11-25 9:02:02 AM  
Florida strikes again.
 
2020-11-25 10:09:39 AM  
From the comments
"maybe if dyed your roots and fixed those corn teeth, your ex wouldn't have left you for another piece of key's trash."

Corn teeth makes me giggle
 
2020-11-25 12:22:28 PM  
Is fresh meth tonight a euphemism?


I'm confused.
 
2020-11-25 12:22:31 PM  
Does meth go stale?  Asking for a friend.
 
2020-11-25 12:24:34 PM  
I'm not a meth head but I know that depending upon what it's manufactured with that being fresh ain't always what you're looking for.  If it sits there's a bit more chance that the gasoline and crap that it's made with will leech out.
 
2020-11-25 12:27:20 PM  
Meth? Or meat?
 
2020-11-25 12:31:21 PM  
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It was a simple misunderstanding. Methos / mentos close enough
 
2020-11-25 12:32:06 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:38:38 PM  
So, she's single?
 
2020-11-25 12:44:04 PM  
I tell ya, anyone who smiles like that for a mug shot, has some serious issues.
 
2020-11-25 1:07:59 PM  
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2020-11-25 1:17:50 PM  

batrachoseps: So, she's single?


I'd probably fark her, roots or not.
 
2020-11-25 1:28:14 PM  
Can't tell if crazy eyes or not.
 
2020-11-25 1:30:31 PM  

Resident Muslim: Can't tell if crazy eyes or not.


If you have to ask, best to side on "yes" at all times...

safety first dude, safety first...
 
2020-11-25 2:03:31 PM  

steklo: Resident Muslim: Can't tell if crazy eyes or not.

If you have to ask, best to side on "yes" at all times...

safety first dude, safety first...


I politely disagree.
 
2020-11-25 2:09:07 PM  

SafetyThird: I politely disagree.


Not a problem but I just want to understand better.

So if you didn't know if a woman was crazy and you bedded her...and she turned out to be crazy you would be ok with that that?

Me? I wouldn't take a chance. Its not worth it to get my dick wet for 5 minutes to deal with a life time of crazy.

There's nothing like a crazy wench screwing up your life.

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
2020-11-25 3:04:17 PM  

steklo: SafetyThird: I politely disagree.

Not a problem but I just want to understand better.

So if you didn't know if a woman was crazy and you bedded her...and she turned out to be crazy you would be ok with that that?

Me? I wouldn't take a chance. Its not worth it to get my dick wet for 5 minutes to deal with a life time of crazy.

There's nothing like a crazy wench screwing up your life.

Happy Thanksgiving!


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2020-11-25 3:11:37 PM  

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Sarcasm doesn't translate very well over flat text.
 
2020-11-25 3:17:29 PM  

steklo: Mega Steve: [Fark user image 448x352] [View Full Size image _x_]


Sarcasm doesn't translate very well over flat text.


steklo: Resident Muslim: Can't tell if crazy eyes or not.

If you have to ask, best to side on "yes" at all times...

safety first dude, safety first...


SafetyThird: I politely disagree.

 
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